At my work, I find myself having to use the military phonetic alphabet very often. I don’t really like it that much, so I decided to create my own phonetic alphabet. Without further ado, here we go.
- A for “An Evening with Richard Thomas” Because who wouldn’t love an evening with Richard Thomas?
- B for Blossoms. Onion blossoms, specifically.
- C for Colin (the world famous cow.)
- D for Dandelion & Burdock, the best non-water drink.
- E for Everyone is Beautiful.
- F for Fonetics. You know the fonetic alphabet.
- G for Getting A Bit Bored of This Idea Now, Didn’t Think It Through.
- H for Hitler. Monstrously inappropriate, I know, but I heard somebody saying it at work once.
- I for One… hahaha Get it?
- J for Just Kidding… But not about this. It’s genuinely the letter I mean.
- K for Karrot. Who gets that reference?
- L for Love – the greatest emotion.
- M for Mandos. As in mandos Nando’s are good. See the letter “N” for more info.
- N for Nando’s the famous, Oscar-award winning restaurant.
- O for Oscar. This one may remain the same. One of my very best friends is an Oscar.
- P for Porridge. Pure and Delicious.
- Q for Your Favourite Ride.
- R for Romeo and Juliet.
- S for Sorry but I’m just so sick of you.
- T for Trust Water Bottle. No explanation needed.
- U for You but in text language.
- V for Victory. It just rolls off the tongue.
- W for Waltons, The.
- X for Kisses xxx
- Y for Goodness Sake!?
- Z for Zexclon. That’s me.
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