Essential University Tip

I’m sure that anybody who studies at a university and/or college will know that, at certain times of the day, free computers will be a scarcity. Plus, I am also quite sure that most people will have their own ‘favourite’ spot in the various libraries and computer rooms out there. So, readers, I would like to tell you that I have a method that will ensure (with a 99% probability) that you will get the computer you want, at any time of the day.
    Here’s the trick: one time, you will have to arrive at the computer room either extra early, or extra late. Once in, sit yourself down at your favourite spot. Open up a word document and create your own ‘out of order’ sign. Then, before you go, put it onto your computer without anybody else seeing. In fact, even if somebody does see you, make it look like you’re putting it there because the computer doesn’t work, rather than for your own evil intentions. From now on, your computer will pretty much always be free! When you come in to use it, take it off and when you’ve finished your work for the day, put it back! Nobody wants to use a broken computer do they?
    There is, however, one snag with this plan. Sometimes you’ll come in, only to find a computer technician sitting at your computer trying to figure out what’s wrong with it. When this does happen, lay low with the sign for a while. Wait a week or two. But other than this, you will have no real problems. I used this little trick all the time while I was in The Corsham School Sixth Form, so I can guarantee that it works! Plus, if you feel particularly anti-social, you can put it on the computers beside you, to stop anybody sitting near you (not that I ever did this one!) Happy studying.
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