I went to a party at my friend Christian Watkins’ house this Saturday. There was a moderately large group of people also invited who I didn’t know. I better not include their names due to the fact that they might be embarrassed as they were, at least a little, drunk when this happened.
I was standing in a garden with a group of people I didn’t know. This included at least two males and two females.
“So, by the end of the night, my boobs will have come out,” said one of the females.
“Sheesh, I hope not!” I thought to myself
“Why do we have to wait until the end of the night?” said one of the males.
“This is getting bad…” I thought.
“Well maybe I should get them out now then,” she said.
“Actually, maybe you shouldn’t. In fact, maybe you should do the opposite of that and put some more clothes on? It seems like a good idea to me at least, it’s quite a cold evening, and you don’t want to wake up embarrassed tomorrow!”
“You think I should put more clothes on?” she asked me.
“Yep,” I said with a smile, “it could be a good idea in the end.”
“Who here thinks I should put more clothes on?” she asked the group.
All other males mumbled together and one said “Maybe take some off!”
“Well, this guy, Adam Randall” she said, pointing at me, “Doesn’t like to see naked ladies. Adam Randall is gay!
“I’m not gay though…” I said.
Then they all started playing the ‘Unexposed Boob Feeling Game’ which I decided not to play. Hopefully none of that was regretted the following day…