This Just In

I have to admit, this particular pun is not one I created myself. It actually comes from the first joke book by Justin Fletcher. I’m sure though, had I not read it there, I would have quite easily thought of it myself. I only took it because it’s a moo joke.

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Puzzle Website

You may remember an entry called Puzzle that I made a short while ago. Well, now the anonymous person who sends emails with puzzles has his/her own website! Click here, to head over right away and start trying to solve either of the two puzzles that have been posted there. It’s quite a unique little site, and I definitely suggest that you at least take a small look. If you like what you see, you can subscribe to be notified whenever a new puzzle is created. While there currently are only two, but it’s just getting started! Please do take a look, and have fun!
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Bully: Scholarship Edition

PictureI tend to like to review the original versions of games before I review their remakes, but, as I’m sure you can tell from the title, this game is actually a remake. I’m writing this review because I don’t think it’s likely that I’ll ever get a chance to play the original. Therefore, this, in my head, is the definitive version.

Anyway, this game, made by Rockstar, is about a troublesome boy named Jimmy Hopkins who has been taken to a boarding school (Bullworth Academy). At first everybody pretty much hates Jimmy, but you do various tasks and favours for people and earn the respect of different groups. These tasks vary from things such delivering items, to fighting Christmas elves. The story is all quite fun and light-hearted, and it all seems to be a big parody of the way in which school life tends to be perceived.

You play the game by walking around a big map (the town of Bullworth) and talking to different people who need your help. Jimmy can walk around until 2am (in-game time) at which time he will just fall on the ground and sleep. You’re supposed to get Jimmy to bed before he sleeps in the middle of the streets (which will get you mugged) and throughout the game you earn various houses where you can spend the night. The world is very nice too, there’s a carnival, a beach, a country path and various other cool places to explore. Even if you don’t want to progress in the story, you can have lots of fun walking around the map and finding all of the little secrets hidden everywhere.

You’re given pretty much complete freedom too. Jimmy, as a school boy, obviously has lessons which he needs to go to, but you can choose simply never to attend them. Lessons if you do go to them, are fun little mini-game (e.g. an anagram mini game for English lessons), and if you don’t attend, things go on as normal, except prefects are looking for you. You don’t even need to follow the law, you can make graffiti on the wall or beat up random people in the street. Bear in mind though, you’re a teenage boy, so, you’re no match for the police. You can also do nice things too, such as getting a job mowing lawn, or helping random strangers with problems.

I enjoyed this game very much, so I will give it a 9.4/10. I should also add that, while I haven’t played it, the Xbox 360 version may be very slightly better than the Wii one, since it has improved graphics, but I’ll still give the same score to each,

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The Suitcase Kid by Jacqueline Wilson

This book tells the story of Andrea (or Andy) and what she goes through after her parents get divorced and move in with different people. The whole thing is written in the first person, from Andy’s perspective, and she tells you all the little things which secretly bother her, tells lots of small kind of in-jokes and lots of other things which make this a very enjoyable read.

This book is aimed at children and the main character is a child, but I think the appeal of this book spans all ages. There are some universal human feelings at the centre of this book and I believe that anybody will be able to relate to it in some way or another. Throughout the story, Andy looks back nostalgically at the time when she and her parents lived together at Mulberry Cottage, and really dislikes the fact that her current life is greatly inferior to it. I think everybody will know this feeling, I’m sure we all spend a little too much time every now and then, looking back at some time in the past and missing the bygone golden years. But sometimes we fail to realise that another golden age may be just around the corner, and this is what this book is about.

Also, what’s interesting to note is that while the story is told through the eyes of a child, it certainly does not take place in a kiddified version of the real world. There are these occasional references to things which make it quite clear that the world Andrea lives in is, indeed, our own… Even if she does like to occasionally escape into little fantasies with her toy rabbit Radish (which are lovely by the way.)

But, anyway, I have nothing bad to say about this book. I quite happily give it a 10/10 (this is a score I have given to only one other book.)

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Paint

To be honest, I didn’t get around to photographing a new finger puppet show for today. This picture is just something I drew while I was in a Writing for Young People seminar a few weeks ago, I decided to keep it just in case I ever needed a back up, and today I needed a back up! The illustrated Colin will probably appear again at some point (I have some plans).
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Autumn

I was playing around on Photoshop for the first time the other day, and I made this. It’s a bit silly, but I like it, so I thought I’d share it.
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Bonfire Night

Bonfire Night is an event I always look forward to, you really get a nice wintry feeling when you stand out in the dark, drink mulled wine and watch the fireworks launch. However, while I do like it very much, I do rather dislike its link to history. I’m sure you all know that the event is a celebration of the fact that Guy Fawkes (and the rest of the people involved in the Gunpowder Plot) was stopped before he could blow up the House of Lords and kill King James I. But does it not seem rather immoral to celebrate somebody’s capture and execution every single year? I mean, of course, planning to blow up a building to kill people is a bad thing, and I do consider him a bad person, but it’s not like he was being purely evil by doing this, he was only defending his religion. I think it’s bad to celebrate the death of anybody; every death is a tragedy, even if a person is bad. Burning an effigy of Guy Fawkes to me feels downright barbaric. Why can’t we just launch fireworks because it’s a fun thing to do? Rather than to celebrate the death of somebody who died four hundred and six years ago? I realise this isn’t consciously in the heads of most people, but I do think this aspect of the day should be done away with.
  
Anyway, here are some photos I took at the Neston Firework display. They didn’t come out that well, but I wanted to share them anyway!

Photos of the Wilderness during the Autumn

One of my earliest blog entries, made during the summer of 2011, was of a few photos of The Wilderness. As you can see for yourself, it all looks very summery in those pictures. A little later, during Feburary of this year, it snowed and so I took some more photos of the same place to show the contrast, and then posted it on here too. Now, with Autumn just over, I have a fresh batch of photos and can make another entry documenting another season in The Wilderness! Enjoy 🙂

The Writing Platform

Just yesterday I went into London in order to attend The Writing Platform event (which is part of the bigger Literary Platform) where several interesting things about the modern world of writing and publishing were discussed. While I may have had to spend eight hours of the day travelling in order to hear this, luckily for you, I’ll write down all of the main information here and you won’t even have to leave your seat!
    At the start of the event, Kate Pullinger gave a nice introduction which was very enjoyable… Well, I imagine it was nice and very enjoyable (she teaches my New Media class), but I was unfortunate enough to miss this (as was the rest of the class) because we arrived around half an hour late due to traffic!
    When I finally arrived, Gemma Seltzer was in the middle of a talk about Arts Council England. She said that applying for funding from the Arts Council is the next step to take once your writing is beginning to gain a little bit of interest. However, they only give out funding to around 30-40% of people, so anybody who would be interested in that should be sure that their writing, most importantly, is of a high quality and will engage with the public somehow.
    Next up was a conversation between James Bennett and Joanna Ellis about copyright laws and how they are adapting to the increase in digital distribution of content online. James outlined how copyrighting worked in the UK (you automatically have the rights to everything you make, it last up until seventy years after death) and talked about ways in which things are changing in the modern world. He mentioned systems in both France and Korea which greatly decreased online piracy, but he didn’t really go into much detail on what they were (unfortunately). What I found most interesting, however, was a little prediction he made, which was that in thirty or forty years, illegally downloading things will be considered very unacceptable by the average person! I certainly look forward to fining out whether that will ever be a reality.
    The fourth thing on the schedule was a talk between Kerry Young, Susan Yearwood and Jacob Sam-La Rose on the subject of the identity of a writer. This was one of my favourite events of the day, because Kerry and Jacob seemed to have quite different views on the subject: Jacob was all in favour of an author promoting and building up their identity through online means such as Twitter, whereas Kerry was quite against it all (at least in her own case), saying that it distracted too much from the main part of writing. Kerry said that her main advice to upcoming writers was “don’t just put anything out into the universe” which is something I disagree with. She said that a lot of people are posting very poor writing online and even Jacob agreed that the amount of content on the internet was like a huge floor, and so people should only post their very best. She stressed that work should be workshopped before it is posted in order to reduce the amount of ‘bad’ writing out there, but what I think she’s failed to realise is that not everybody has access to lots of people who can give them feedback and so posting it on the internet is their best chance at getting what they need to improve their work. I’d also like to add, that I personally think that appreciation of any art is entirely biased, and so what might be ‘just anything’ to one person, could be the absolute pinnacle of writing to another.
    Next, Lisa Gee, Gavin Wilson and Rohan Quine each promoted a different online platform for writing. Lisa spoke about Unbound a website which helps upcoming writers to receive funding from others (though requires them to promote themselves a lot), Gavin spoke about Wattpad where you can post pieces of writing and receive feedback from other users and Rohan talked about the upsides of having your worked first published in eBook form. I personally found that Wattpad seemed to be the most interesting of these three options and I may well be opening an account sometime soon.
    Courttia Newland and Nii Parkes (Leone Ross was due to attend, but was unavailable at the last moment) talked about issues of race and class in the publishing world. While this penultimate talk may not have been all that handy for upcoming writers seeking advice, it was still certainly very interesting. I was completely unaware of the odd representations of minority characters in most books, or that most publishers are white middle class people, so this was quite an enlightening hour for me.
    Finally, Tom Chivers and Gemma Seltzer (again) talked about the ways in which a writer can be successful through writing forms ‘beyond the page’. Gemma talked at length about her Speak to Strangers project which was her speaking to a hundred different strangers and then writing about each one. I found this particularly inspiring, and may just do the exact same thing sometime in the future, it may not be original, but I feel like I might get a lot from it. Throughout they encouraged writers to be bold and experimental with their blogs and to try new and exciting things… (not like, say, just writing up events. Darn!).
    And so that was the whole of The Writing Platform event. While it may have been very long and far away, I can’t say that I haven’t learned from it, nor can I say that it didn’t give me ideas about what to do with this blog. I hope you’ve found this to be an interesting report of the event.
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The Wheels on the Bus

The guest star in today’s strip is none other than David Tubb.
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