Category Archives: Anecdotes

Lofty and the Violin

I don’t believe I’ve ever mentioned Lofty on here before. Lofty is an interesting person who can often be found strolling around Corsham and who is often under the influence of alcohol. It’s always a pleasure to bump into him … Continue reading

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The Homeless People in Bath are Dangerous Drug Addicts?

That’s what somebody told me, anyway. One time, somebody ran up to me, telling me they needed some money, and when I gave it to them, they quickly left. I told this story to a friend of mine, and that … Continue reading

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Newspaper

Here’s a scan of me being featured in a local newspaper. It’s very old, I believe it was taken in 2004. I thought it might be somewhat amusing to some. I’m the one dressed as an elephant.

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Knife Crime

A few years ago on a particularly warm summer’s afternoon I was out taking a walk when I bumped into somebody I knew. As I’m sure you’ll soon find out, this person wasn’t a friend of mine, but I did … Continue reading

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The Time I Met Satan

Yep, that’s right, one time I met Satan (or at least that’s what he told me his name was.) Where do you think it was? Prowling in the darkness of the wilderness? Maliciously wandering around the ruins of some ancient … Continue reading

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The Hunt

Yesterday I was happily sat on my bed using my laptop, doing the usual internet things, you know, like The Waltons Forum and just generally being laid back and relaxing with the computer. I had been for a few hours … Continue reading

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Running

During a cool autumn evening in 2009, I was out in the park with my friends Elliott Egan and Matt Smith. Back then we didn’t really have very much work of any kind to do, so we regularly met up … Continue reading

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Tongue in Cheek

Now, originally, I had intended for this whole incident to remain secret, as it is a little more embarrassing than the other anecdotes I’ve written on this blog. However, you tell one person who you trust, and then before you … Continue reading

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Vodka

One time several years ago I attended one of those crazy alcohol fuelled parties that my friends very much enjoy. At this particular party I was with my friends Ben Wood and Sarah Kryworuczka, both of whom were drinking shots … Continue reading

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Suicide Girl

I’m not sure if I’ve mentioned it before on this blog (if I have, I’m sorry for repeating myself) but a lot of random strangers add me on Facebook, MSN and all of those kinds of sites that I’m a … Continue reading

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