Matilda by Roald Dahl

PictureMatilda is, perhaps, one of Roald Dahl’s most well regarded novels. It tells the story of the titular Matilda and her rather troublesome life. It is, at its heart, a children’s novel, but it’s one which I think can still be generally enjoyed by adults, although there is an occasional lack of depth to the story.

Matilda is a nice and likeable young girl, and she’s also extremely intelligent. This, however, is by no means due to help or encouragement from her parents who are downright abusive towards her. Thankfully, her teacher, Miss Honey, realises her potential and tries hard to get her moved up a class in school and to give her the encouragement she deserves. Sadly for Matilda, however, another teacher at the school (Miss Trunchbull) is just about as horrible as her parents, making both her home life and her school life quite unpleasant.

As I’m sure you can tell, this has the potential to be a very emotional story. But, sadly, I don’t think it was ever quite fully realised. There are times when it is a bit sad, but it never went that far. I imagine this was probably done as it was self-consciously for children. But, on the bright side, you’ve still got that certain charm that you expect from Roald Dahl, with humorous bits here and there, and at least a minor element of the fantastical when telekinesis comes into it.

So, on the whole, while it is a nice read, it’s only a nice read. You read the story and you happily go along with it, smile at a few parts and then it’s over. I look at it as a whole and see that it has a great main character, lots of potential for emotional depth, a really rather dark story hidden behind childish innocence and lots of other things I really like, but for me it never quite clicked. But I’d not like to dismiss it entirely; I still had a nice enough time with it. Perhaps it’s something I should have read as a child.

Rating: 6.9/10

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The Obvious Sexism of #NotAllMen

I haven’t written anything feminist-based in a while but I’ve been wanting too, and today I was thinking about the #NotAllMen line of argument and how it really is quite ridiculous; I thought of an excellent comparison, but first, I’ll explain the #NotAllMen argument to any readers who may not be familiar with it. Basically, when somebody raises a point regarding a problem with our society like “it’s awful that men think it’s okay to shout sexual things at women on the streets” they’ll often get replies which say something like “well, actually, not all men think that’s okay” and that’s the #NotAllMen arguement.
    Now, let’s make a comparison: say someone says “I hate it when people leave rubbish in their seat when they get off the bus” they aren’t then met with “well, actually not all people do that” are they? Yet it’s pretty much the exact same thing. Of course not all men do these things, of course nobody thinks that and anybody who has a basic understanding of feminist arguments should know this, and, if they don’t have a basic understanding of feminism, they probably shouldn’t be publicly voicing their opinions on a feminist subject. Now, I’m sure there are times when people have just used this argument rather naively without a degree of sexism and may have been sadly met with criticism rather than education and I don’t want to sound rude, but the argument really is rather unhelpful… Or, as I’ve just realised, that last sentence could be summarised as #NotAllNotAllMenMen (sorry, just a bit of silliness at the end of a serious entry!)


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Compliment Book

Earlier this year, I started making arrangements for my birthday party. Rather sillyly I got a little over excited and started planning to see all of my friends when, really, very few of them could make it. Among the people I invited was my friend Mairi Mac Arthur (who, at the time lived in London, about an hour’s train ride away) and while she was initially due to come, work commitments came up at the last moment and she had to cancel. Which was sad.

What wasn’t sad, however, was the fact that she sent me a very nice gift in the mail which arrived the day after (I think). This gift was a TARDIS shaped notebook which I liked a lot and decided to turn into my Compliment Book. Essentially, what I do is write down every nice thing that is said to me which makes me especially happy; I don’t write down every nice thing, just things which touch me in a certain way (it’s hard to explain).

So, since April I’ve been keeping my compliment book and I advise anyone who’s reading it to do the same! I regret waiting so long before making this idea a reality (because, obviously, I’ve forgotten some things I would have liked to note down). Here are a couple of pictures (I’ve had to blur some people’s names).

Compliment Book photo

Perhaps it may seem a bit egotistical of me to make something like that, but I do it as a form of reassurance. If I feel sad about something, a quick look in here is likely to cheer me up and it’s quite nice that that means people are able to cheer me up with something they said ages ago and may not even remember. In years to come, I can only imagine I’ll value this even more. So, start your own there are countless times when this has been a cure for sadness for me!

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Sonic Heroes

PictureWith two solid 3D Sonic games made so far, it was only natural for the series to continue in this new style. Sadly, however, the high quality of the two Sonic Adventure tites wouldn’t carry over into Sonic’s third 3D game: Sonic Heroes. The game is generally fun, but it certainly does have a lot of problems.

This time around there are twelve playable characters, but you always play as a whole team of three at once and these teams are: Team Sonic (Sonic, Tails and Knuckles), Team Dark (Shadow, Rouge and Omega, a new character), Team Chaotix (Espio, Vector and Charmy, some returning classics) and Team Rose (Amy, Big and Cream, who is making her first 3D appearance). Right away, we have a problem with the game. You essentially control one of the three at a time (the other two just follow) and every team has a ‘speed’, ‘power’ and ‘flying’ character and you regularly need to switch between them in order to get through any level. In a hurry, the switching around is awkward and can often unfairly lose you a life. It just feels like a like a bad idea they added to try and make it unique.

Also, each different team has their own storyline and all the stories tie together, but other than a few cutscenes, there’s very little focus on story this time, which is a shame with the last two console Sonic games having excellent stories. What’s also annoying is that with the four teams, you’re essentially going to be just playing through all the same levels (albeit with slight differences) four times. A lot of the levels aren’t that great either, with many sections where you’ll run off a ramp or something and then miss the platform you’re supposed to land on for seemingly no reason. The whole game is full of sections that don’t work properly, which can make things very frustrating, when you keep dying because of things that are out of your control. I also struggle to understand why any of these levels exist within the fictional universe, they all just seem to be for the gameplay and have no real justification.

Remember how I said that you have to do the same levels four times? Well, that will only be the case if you’re really lucky. To actually get to the game’s final boss and ending, you have to collect all of the Chaos Emeralds, and to get all of the Chaos Emeralds you have to find these keys hidden in levels, then not get hurt at all until you win. This alone is pretty hard, but then after this you have to win an extremely difficult ‘special’ stage, The ‘special’ stages have you running through these weird tubes in order to catch a Chaos Emerald (which, for some reason, is flying away from you) and you have to go as fast as you can (collecting speed orbs and avoiding spike bombs) to get it. It sounds easy, but it’s really hard because it’s so horribly glitchy that you’re going to need to try so many times and, to be clear, you have to win a level with a key every single time you want another try at the ‘special’ stage…

So, that’s about it. It’s not all bad (parts of it are good) but it is still quite bad. Probably worth trying if you know you like Sonic, but not if you aren’t very familiar with the series and certainly not as your first exposure to it. Also, I played the Gamecube version of the game and, sadly, the other versions are even worse (in terms of glitches).

Rating: 6/10

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Sonic Adventure 2

PictureWith Sonic Adventure being really good, it was only natural that it’d be followed up with a sequel. Most significant about this game is probably the fact that it introduces us to the character of Shadow the Hedgehog. Shadow is polarising with fans, but I am on the side that likes him very much. He’s a troubled, mysterious character and a few hints about his backstory are given to us as it goes along. I certainly appreciated this very much.

Sadly, the story has very little to do with its exceptional prequel, but its plot does still stand on its own merits. Eggman has broken into a military base in order to obtain information about the abandoned space colony ARK which his grandfather was involved with because he hopes that he’ll be able to use it on his way to achieving his goal of world domination and building Eggman Land. While there, he runs into Shadow. Sonic, meanwhile, has been mistaken for Shadow and arrested (despite being a world-renowned hero), so he escapes his captors but then has to avoid the military.

Like last time there are six playable characters, but sadly only three different play styles. There are two stories, the ‘Hero’ story and the ‘Dark’ story which, as you may be able to guess, tell the story from either the point of view of the heroes or the point of view of the villains. The ‘Hero’ story has you play as Sonic, Tails and Knuckles; Sonic has regular, speed-based levels, Tails (in his transformed aeroplane) has third person shooter type levels and Knuckles explores giant levels looking for shards of the broken Master Emerald. The ‘Dark’ story has you play as Shadow, Eggman and Rouge the Bat (I find Rogue rather annoying). Shadow plays pretty much the same as Sonic, Eggman the same as Tails and Rouge the same as Knuckles.

I think it’s quite a shame that they made all of the characters match up like that, as it spoils the diversity that the first game had. Notably, the speed levels with Sonic and Shadow run a lot more smoothly than the ones in the last game (barely any glitches) but while this is an improvement, Tails and Eggman feel like worse versions of Gamma (from the last game) and the levels that Knuckles and Rouge have to explore are far too big, they’re huge and mostly without interesting features, making them quite boring. Sonic Adventure 2 also lacks any kind of hub world, which I think is a shame; the levels simply play one after another with cutscenes in the middle. The upside of this is that it allows for a different kind of storytelling and a narrative with a greater sense of tension. On the subject of tension, things get a lot darker this time; for once I actually fond Eggman threatening (I normally just love him as a comical, ridiculous villain).

A Chao Garden is featured again and I believe that it has been improved. A Chao will now change physically depending on who raises it; a Hero character will make Chao look white and angelic, whereas a Dark character will make a Chao look black and demonic. There are more mini-games for the Chao to play and it just feels generally expanded. This time, in order to access it, you just have to collect a Chao Key in the middle of a level, which means you are taken there automatically and so will probably go there more often (prompting you to use this feature more). As always, the Chao are extremely cute.

Like the first game, Sonic Adventure 2 also features an enhanced Gamecube version entitled Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. I have to admit that I’ve actually only played the Gamecube version, but they’re not too different from each other so you shouldn’t worry about which version you get. The game has a small multiplayer mode (where you can race or battle another player) but it’s nothing special and this was expanded slightly for the Gamecube. The Chao Garden can also be linked to the Gameboy Advance Sonic games with this version. The only real downsides of buying that version is that the Dreamcast one had several hidden cameos from Big the Cat, and these were removed (for some reason) from the Gamecube one.

The game may not be quite as good as the first one, but, I still like it very much. Rating: 8.7/10

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Sonic Adventure

PictureSonic Adventure is the first fully 3D game in the Sonic series and it certainly did very well with the transition. It’s a well-rounded game with a variety of play styles, an exciting storyline and a beautiful soundtrack which really sets the tone.

There are six playable characters, all of whom end up caught up in Eggman’s latest plan to take over the world; this time using a water based creature called Chaos (with a hugely interesting backstory). You can play through as each character (all of which play uniquely) and watch the story unfold from their different points of view (something I like very much).

First, you have Sonic. When you play as Sonic, you get what you’d expect: levels that you can get through by running very quickly. Then you have Tails. Tails’ levels are the same as Sonic’s, but each time you’re racing Sonic and beating him is the goal. You also have Knuckles. Knuckles, after the destruction of the Master Emerald, has big levels to explore in order to find and restore its broken shards. Amy Rose is playable too. Amy’s levels are slower paced and she is always pursued by an evil robot called ZERO. Two new characters were introduced as well, and I like both of them very much. One character is Big the Cat; Big is a fairly comical character and his levels are all fishing based as he attempts to catch his missing pet Froggy. Finally, you have E-102 Gamma, one of Eggman’s robots. Gamma’s levels are slightly slower paced (like Amy’s) and adopt a third person shooter play style. The downside of all of this is that controls can feel a bit glitchy at times (leading to the occasional unfair death) but it’s never a huge problem.

Seeing the story from these six different perspectives was a very good idea, narratively speaking. All the characters are quite likeable and there’re lots of scenes of them interacting. It may be hard to believe from a light-hearted series like Sonic but it can be quite emotional at times. In fact, I’d go so far as to say that this game contains one of the saddest scenes I’ve ever experienced in a video game. But it can also be fun and upbeat! I get a lot of enjoyment out of Big and Eggman especially. A pair of hilarious characters there. What’s also nice is that you don’t just go from level to level, all of the levels can be found on a hub world and I certainly appreciated this. Some areas are nice and mysterious, making them prime for exploration, especially when you want to take things slow and not just rush to the next stage.

Another thing I really like are the Chao. This is the first game in the Sonic series to include the Chao which are a race of small baby-like creatures which you can take the time to look after between levels. The Chao are probably the cutest creatures I’ve come across in the world of gaming and I find caring for them in the Chao Gardens extremely fun and rewarding. You find animals in the action levels and then, when a Chao interacts with them, it can copy their abilities and you use this to make them more powerful for a series of mini-games they can take part in. I like it all because it’s enjoyable and because they’re completely adorable.

There is also a slightly enhanced version of the game called Sonic Adventure DX: Director’s Cut, I’ve played both it and the original. DX is essentially the same experience but with minor graphical improvements and two significant additions; the first is the ability to unlock twelve Game Gear Sonic games, which is very nice and the option to do some additional ‘missions’ after the game’s story has been completed. The missions are fun, but nothing substantial. DX is probably the definitive version of the game, but you won’t be missing much if you get the normal edition.

Overall, a fun, varied game (regardless of version). Rating: 8.9/10

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Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare

PictureI’m sure everybody knows this story. Not only is it one of the most popular Shakespeare plays, but also one of the best known love stories from throughout all of history. Romeo and Juliet themselves are thought of as the archetypes of lovers and countless films, books and songs make reference to them. Which baffles me a bit, because I think their story is a bit rubbish.

At the start of the story, we’re introduced to two families (the Capulets and Montagues) between whom there has been a blood feud for years immemorial. We soon meet a man named Romeo who is deeply in love with a woman he can never be with, yes, a Capulet woman! Of course, I’m talking about… Rosaline. Yes, at the start of the story, Romeo is interested in another woman, but since it doesn’t seem like anything will happen with that, he forgets about her quite quickly when he meets Juliet.

On the subject of Juliet; her age isn’t mentioned in the novel, but based on the historical setting, she is probably very young (age thirteen to fifteen or something), certainly at least ten years younger than Romeo. Now, of course, I have no trouble with people having relationships when they’re of different ages but here’s what I don’t like: Romeo is telling her he’s in love with her almost right away, when he almost certainly is not, but she believes it (probably because she’s so young) and all the unhappy circumstances which follow from their interactions stem from Romeo’s irresponsible behaviour with somebody who is much more naive and vulnerable.

There is one reasonable character who I quite liked: Mercutio. Sadly, Mercutio doesn’t take much focus. Everyone else is just either rather delusional, insane, arrogant, hugely violent or largely unlikeable in some other way. None of them seem capable of rational decisions, so the huge tragedy seems so unavoidable. You think, if only there had been somebody to guide this rabble. As it is, it’s a group of disagreeable people who lead to a distressing end. Rating: 5.5/10

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Finger Puppet Pornography Show

Four weeks ago I started as an unpaid ‘General Administrator’ at The Job Centre Plus in Chippenham. This is only a temporary work experience thing and I’ll be leaving in three weeks, but I enjoy doing it quite a lot. One thing I don’t enjoy about it, however, is that their computers have a very silly filtering system which blocks access to certain websites. On my first day, during a break, I tried to get on to SmartDating UK in order to write a new article, but it was blocked. Today I tried to see if the latest Finger Puppet Show comic strip had posted without any problems and that was blocked too. Why? Well, because it thought it was ‘pornography’ and, to use the filter’s own words it “contains materials intended to be sexually arousing or erotic.” Let me assure you, I never intended anything like that in anything I’ve ever made, let alone my child-friendly webcomic.
    Not only does this show how rubbish those kind of filtering systems are (best to never use them), but it’s also quite funny. For those who don’t know, I was once very lucky in that I got to see Jake and Amir live and afterwards I had a brief chat with them where I got them to pose for a Finger Puppet Show strip. The conversation went like this:
    “Hello,” I said, “this may soundly like a slightly strange request, but would you mind posing with this cow puppet?”
    “Er, yeah, I’m okay with that,” said Jake, who then looked towards Amir.
    “Yeah, that’s fine,” said Amir.
    So I handed over Colin and they held him for the picture and I took it.
    “Oh!” said Streeter Siedell (who had also been part of the live show) as he saw them posing with the puppet, “I know that porn site!”
    And I laughed, enjoying the joke. But perhaps Streeter was right; perhaps, my beloved Finger Puppet Show is actually popular amongst those who have a finger puppet sexual fetish. That’s what I’ve actually been making all along! If only I had listened to Streeter.

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Peter Capaldi’s Incredible Twelfth Doctor

PictureThis isn’t the kind of blog entry that I usually write but with the latest series of Doctor Who just having finished on Saturday, I thought this might be the perfect time to talk about how much I like Peter Capaldi’s Doctor. And I mean I really like him. This last series, in my opinion, has been one of the best in all of the show’s history.

I’ve spoken about my five favourite Doctors in the past, and if I were to do that again, the Twelfth Doctor would certainly be one of them (though I’m not sure who he’d replace). In fact, I’d go as far as to say, that if his Doctor stays this good (or even, my goodness, gets even better) throughout the rest of his era, he might even take Patrick Troughton off of the throne he’s enjoyed in my heart for some time.

What’s interesting is that the Twelfth Doctor is nothing like the Second Doctor. The Second Doctor is always very friendly with everyone and just a generally lovely person with lots of charming child-like attributes. The Twelfth Doctor, meanwhile, is outwardly not very friendly at all. He doesn’t bother to try to be ‘nice’ and often seems very detatched, maybe even uncaring. But I think the truth is, that despite his rather aloof demeanour, he cares very much for his friends and is a very forgiving, very moral character. Yet he doubts himself a lot, he needs reassurance that he is indeed a good person, as if he believes he is the person he pretends to be. This is a Doctor who always wears a mask, the mask of an unlikeable person. Why does he wear it? Well, perhaps he really doesn’t believe that it is good for people to become attached to him. But every now and then we get a glimpse of what lies beneath the mask and it is absolutely beautiful.

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Pokémon LeafGreen Version and Pokémon FireRed Version

PictureBy 2004 the Pokémon series was still going strong. However, when compared to the most recent instalments, the originals were starting to look a little outdated; the graphics were greatly inferior and a lot of features present in later games had not yet been introduced. So we got LeafGreen and FireRed, which brought the first games up to the standard of the Pokémon games on the Game Boy Advance.

The whole world of Kanto is recreated rather beautifully in an art style which I personally feel works fine even by today’s standard and I really enjoyed getting the chance to rediscover everything. The world isn’t a carbon copy either. Some things have been moved around and I don’t want to spoil anything but this game adds a new area outside of Kanto (called the Sevii Islands) which extends the storyline and is a very welcome addition.

What’s more is that this remake has a much greater level of connectivity than the first two games did; not only can you trade your Pokémon with any of the other Game Boy Advance titles, but also with both Diamond and Pearl and the second Gamecube title. For me this is an enormous plus.

Other than that, all the improvements are small things; but small things that culminate in an overall improved experience. For example: your player character can now be male or female, you have the ability to run, the stats of the Pokémon use the updated modern system, the PC system has also been updated and is now hugely more convenient.

There are only two minor downsides to this remake: the first, very personally and subjectively, is that I have quite a nostalgic attachment to the original soundtrack (and certain other elements of the old version) and I don’t quite get the same special feeling when playing this. My second problem with it is the fact that they removed the infamous glitch Pokémon Missingno; I understand that, while cool, Missingno often had very damaging effects on a game, but as this is a remake it’d be nice if they ‘remade’ Missingno in a way so that there’d be no negative effects caused by obtaining it.

I’m sorry I haven’t gone too much into the actual details of the game, but as this is a remake I wanted to focus on what makes it different from the original, to get a full idea of this game you should read my review of the first two, too. But, to conclude, I shall just say that this is a very good game indeed and, if you’ve never played a Pokémon game before, this could be a good starting point.

Rating: 9.6/10

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