Mystery Bus Ride

One day last year, I was riding into Bath in order to meet my friends Oscar and Chloe for some coffee. I always aim to catch the bus which will arrive earlier than I need it to, that way, if I miss it, then the next bus will still get me there on time and this time, like every other, I was on the earlier bus.
    The bus had gotten about three quarters of the way there, when it stopped. It seemed that one of the main roads into Bath had been closed due to some kind of terrible accident and so the bus had to stop. I was listening to my iPod, but I saw that the driver had said something to all of the other passengers and then they had all gotten off. I took my head phones out and listened to see what he had said.
    “I’m going the other way, mate, so it might be faster if you walk the rest,” he said.
   “Nah, I’ll stay,” I replied.
    I was already running early, so I thought it would be fine. Besides, the walk would take about an hour or so, so, I expected that it’d be the slower option anyway. The bus then turned around and headed into another direction. For a while it was just driving along a duel carriageway and it seemed to be a perfectly normal diversion. However, after a while, I realised that we (the driver and me, that is, just to make clear that I was the only passenger who stayed) were driving along a small road that went through a forest! Could it really be the right way? Then, later still, it was driving through what seemed to be huge open moors. It was quite a creepy place, really, because I couldn’t see anything but the grass and a very thick fog. I know the area around Bath quite well, but I couldn’t determine where we were at all.
    An hour and a half later, lights began to appear through the fog and eventually the fog disappeared entirely as the bus pulled into Bath. I was almost two hours late for the meet up! But while I may have missed two hours of socialising, on the bright side, I did get to enjoy some really rather unusual scenery on the way. I have to wonder if the driver might have just gotten lost.

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Gossip

I recently had a really lovely day where I visited Nando’s with a group of close friends. We ate, drank, talked and had a marvellous time. Being that most of them go to the same university as me, the conversation eventually moved on to the subject of one of my favourite lecturers (I shan’t mention any names in this anecdote). I was quite saddened to hear from one of the people there that he wouldn’t be continuing his job for much longer because the university had decided they no longer needed him. What a terrible shame that would be, I thought, and so I decided it would be nice if I were to send him an email when I got home to let him know what a terrible shame I thought it was.
    The next day when I checked my emails I saw that he had replied. I expected something along the lines of “Thanks for your email, I’m sorry to have to go, but so is the way of life” but what I actually got was a rather worried reply from a man who had suddenly been given an element of doubt about the security of his job. I especially hoped that it wasn’t true now, because what an awful way to find out if it was! I asked the person who had given me the information where they had heard it and they told me they’d get back to me. Once they remembered, they asked the person they’d heard it from and asked them about the origin of the information. I began to feel especially worried at that point, because the person they’d heard it from was somebody who was especially in the know, as they say, about the goings on at the university. Was I really going to have to break such sad news to such a lovely person?
    Thankfully, I was not. It seems that my friend had actually been told that he was no longer teaching one class (and that, he tells me, will only be for one year) but my friend had either misremembered, or misheard, and been lead to believe that his time at the university was coming to an end. I emailed him as soon as I knew and everything was set straight.
    I think this anecdote perfectly illustrates the unreliable nature of rumours and gossip. I have a rule never to believe anything about anybody (or anything) unless I have direct first hand evidence of it. Sadly, since I trusted my friend, I let the rule slip this time and it lead to somebody having to go through unnecessary worry. Even when nobody has bad intentions, false information can find its way into circulation, and it’s important to always remember that.
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Complaint

In the past I’ve mentioned some of the downsides as working as an MDSA and in today’s entry I’m going to do so again, but before I do, I’d like to say that I really loved being an MDSA. If you read my blog posts you might come away with something of a negative impression, but that’s only because entries that went something like “One day I picked up loads of rubbish and put it into a bag and I really loved it because I love most things” would probably not be of much interest to you.
    The leader of the MDSAs was a rather mean lady and I realised this on one of my first days. Every day, two MDSAs would clean the inside of the dinner hall and the third would go out onto the school field and pick up as much rubbish as they could. On one particularly rainy and gloomy day, I offered to go out and do the field and so I did. I got absolutely soaked and a few minutes after I came back in, our leader had something to say to me.
    “You’re so lazy! I haven’t seen you do anything in here all afternoon. Let me guess, you arrived really late? You need to take this job seriously and arrive on time or you won’t be staying here,” she said in her rather characteristic grumpy voice.
    “I’m not lazy,” I said in my defence, “I was out doing the-“
    “I don’t want to hear it!” she said, angry that I was answering back. “Take this and put it outside!”
    She shoved a large black bin bag into my hands and so, in order to avoid a pointless argument, I took it outside.
    But now, for perhaps the first time ever, let’s step out of my point of view and take a look at her rudeness towards the other MDSAs. My dear friend Rory was, for a while, one of the other MDSAs. Unlike me, Rory didn’t find the job to be really fun and lovely, instead he saw it as nothing more than another job and a source of money. Since it was quite boring for him, he would often bring along an MP3 player so that he could listen to music while cleaning up messes. But, our leader, she didn’t like that.
    One day, Rory was enjoying a nice piece of music as normal, and he went over to pick up a piece of rubbish she snuck up behind him. He had quite a shock a few moments later when his earphones were violently yanked out of his ears and he was rudely told “No earphones!” Poor old Rory.
    Of course, it was very nice to be working with Rory, and every now and then (during the few moments when the hall was litter free) I would go over to him and we’d have a brief chat. While doing this job, I also befriended a very nice student named Tonicha who would always call me over for a brief chat when she realised that I wasn’t really doing anything. Our leader did not like this at all and she would often shout at us to “Stop talking!” and get back to work. You might think that that sounds like a reasonable complaint, but the problem was that we’d always have the hall clean by the end anyway and that she was actually good friends with the third MDSA and would often stop her for a long chat! Even on very busy days.
    But, I think, at that point, I could just about live with it. She did kind of spoil what was otherwise a wonderful job, but some people are just a bit grumpy, I supposed. But before long, the straw which broke my camel’s back came along. A large group of children had been eating rather messily and, when they had finished, they left behind them a disarray of chairs and discarded pieces of food. I pulled a bin over and then just stood there getting all of the food and rubbish into the bin. Once that was done, I’d pop all the chairs neatly back to the sides.
    I had just about put all the rubbish away (there were one or two items left on the floor) when our leader came out once again to have a word with me.
    “Don’t just stand there!” she bellowed. “Put those chairs away.”
    “Oh yes, don’t worry,” I said, perfectly earnestly, “I was just putting all the rubbish away first.”
    She walked on past me, grabbed one of the chairs and hurled it at me. I jumped out of the way to avoid being hit.
    “I said ‘put the chairs away’!”
    It was at this point that I decided I would write a complaint to the people above about her rude attitude. I wrote it up that night, showed it to somebody (who was impressed by ‘how polite’ it was) and handed it in to the correct people. That was that, I thought. From now on, I hoped she would just be nicer.
    It seems that my plan didn’t go smoothly at all. The leader of the MDSAs had also held another position at the school and the day that she had been informed about my complaint, was the day which was her last with the other job. She had just been preparing for a nice little celebration to commemorate her time at the other position, when she got a message telling her about my complaint. I wasn’t there, but I’m told she just broke down in tears. I have to say that, when people are rude to you, it’s very easy to dehumanise them, and I believe that I had been doing that with her to an extent and when I heard how upset she’d been, I felt awful. Obviously, she had her reasons for acting rather meanly towards me and others, and while that may not have been justification enough, she probably had problems which made constant politeness hard. So, really, at that point I felt terribly sorry for her.
    We all had to have a discussion about it, and oddly Rory’s earphone thing was considered acceptable. But after that, we never had any problem from her again. Indeed, I can scarcely remember her talking to me at all after that unhappy experience was over.

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Prank

One day in 2012, I was due to meet a friend of mine at 5 p.m., but for whatever reason they were running late. I waited at the meeting spot for them to arrive and then at about 5:15 p.m. to my pleasant surprise along came Oscar Taylor-Kent. He asked me what I was doing waiting around in that spot and I told him that I was waiting for somebody and that they were running late. Sadly, he had a bus to catch, so he couldn’t stay long and had to leave.

A short while later my friend finally arrived. She grabbed onto me and said rather franticly “I’m so sorry! I got delayed and I really didn’t mean to be so late.”

“Oh, don’t worry about it,” I said, thinking it was quite an overreaction, “I didn’t really mind waiting around, it wasn’t that long.”

“But I just saw Oscar,” she said, “and he told me that you were really upset because of me running so late.”

“He was only joking. I can assure you that I’m not at all bothered by it.”

But, as much as I’d have liked to, I didn’t think I was able to convince her very well as she appeared to have fallen for Oscar’s prank entirely and was convinced that I was just being nice in order to hide how torn up I was about it all. For ages she was holding onto me and acting as if she had caused something terrible to happen to me. Luckily, I think she realised afterward and we enjoyed a delicious pizza together.

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Double

On Saturday I spent some birthday money and bought myself a copy of Animal Crossing: New Leaf. That was very exciting, but it is not the main feature of today’s anecdote. Later in the day, I went to Sainsbury’s along with my family, as I do every Saturday and while I was there I was leaning on one of those lovely glass containers that they keep warm meat in. Since I was still very happy about my new game, I was sending a text message to a friend of mine to tell them that I’d bought it. As I was doing so, a woman approached me and said something or another and since I was mainly focused on writing the text, I assumed she had just asked me to move over so that she could look at the meat and so that’s what I did.
    It turns out what she had actually said was “Oh, hello, Josh, how nice to see you!”
    Once I’d moved out of the way and she was still stood there staring at me with a smile on her face, I realised she must have said something else.
    “Josh?” she asked, wondering why her old buddy was ignoring her.
    I didn’t quite understand what she was talking about, so I paused for a moment and tried to make sense of it.
    “No, that’s not Josh,” said my Mum, “it’s Adam.”
    “Oh, is it?” she replied, clearly very surprised and also at least a little bit sad.
    “Yes, I’m Adam,” I said, now understanding the confusion.
    “You must have a double then,“ she said, addressing me again. “You look just like Josh, same height, same face and especially the hair.”
    “Well, I’m sorry but I’m afraid I don’t know anybody who’s identical to me,” I replied.
    “Oh, that’s okay!” she said and then continued her walk around the supermarket.
    It was all quite strange, I thought. I’m sure we’ve all had a time when we’ve mistaken a stranger for somebody we know, but then there’s always that moment of recognition after a moment or so, but this woman still thought I was Josh even after she’d approached me and been looking at me for quite some time. In fact, it was only after she was actually told that I wasn’t Josh that she gave up hope of me being him. If only I had realised what she had said in the first place, perhaps I could have gone along with it and saved her any embarrassment, but then again, goodness rarely stems from deceit! Let’s hope she and Josh had a good laugh about it the next day.

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Is Majora’s Mask 3D on the way?

After The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D a lot of people expected it to be followed up with a similar remake of Majora’s Mask. What actually happened was that the next Zelda game for 3DS was the brand new A Link Between Worlds which was still a very good game. I’ve just recently finished playing it and I couldn’t help but notice a large number of links and references to Majora’s Mask and so I can’t help but wonder if these are hints as to what they’ll be working on next. Here are all the things I noticed.

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The most obvious one is the fact that Majora’s Mask itself is hanging on the wall in Link’s house. You can even merge into the wall to make it look as if Link is wearing it.







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In Ocarina of Time there is a farmer named Talon. In Majora’s Mask (which is implied to take place in another universe) most characters from Ocarina of Time have identical counterparts. Talon’s counterpart is a barman who runs a milk bar and A Link Between Worlds features an identical barman in another milk bar.





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In Majora’s Mask, there is a giant turtle that you ride on the back of to get to one of the game’s dungeons. In A Link Between Worlds there is a near identical giant turtle who you also ride to get to one of the dungeons (this time it has a whole family of baby turtles too).

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One of the biggest features of Majora’s Mask is the fact that there is a very large number of masks to collect. In fact, masks are perhaps the biggest motif of the game. A Link Between Worlds features a cult of people who all wear masks, perhaps an intentional tip of the hat to the earlier mask theme.

Spoiler Alert For Both Games From Now On

The most interesting link between A Link Between Worlds and Majora’s Mask is the similarity between Termina (the setting of MM) and Lorule (a setting in ALBW). When you get towards the end of ALBW you discover a lot more about the plot: a long time ago, the people have Lorule had destroyed their version of the Triforce in order to stop it from falling into the wrong hands. Because the Triforce was destroyed, however, Lorule was not safe at all and the whole world began to fall apart. In time, it would have been entirely destroyed. In MM, Termina (a land which, like Lorule, exists in another universe) is due to be destroyed in three days’ time when the moon comes crashing down from space. So, both worlds are doomed (unless Link does something about it) but it’s even more interesting than that. The Triforce almost does not appear at all in MM, the only places it can be found are on Link’s shield (which would originate from Hyrule anyway) and in a dungeon called The Stone Tower Temple. It’s not in a very pleasant place in there either; it’s on the backside of a really ugly statue. So perhaps the people of Termina did away with the Triforce too? Or perhaps, it took a long time for the destruction of the Triforce to have a negative effect? And maybe Termina and Lorule are different kingdoms in the same universe.

It’s all just speculation, of course, but I really hope there is a Majora’s Mask remake!

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The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds

PictureThis game is a sequel to the SNES classic A Link to the Past. While the storylines are largely unrelated, the world map is exactly the same as the one in the earlier games but it has changed, quite significantly in some places, as the many years have gone by. At first I was sceptical about this game: of course I was happy that a new Zelda title was out, but at the same time I was concerned that it wouldn’t be as good as other titles. I worried that the main focus would be of evoking feelings of nostalgia and so probably not up to the standard I was used to. I was wrong.

The story is as follows: as usual, Link is just an average guy going about his life and being just a little bit hopeless, but before long, disaster strikes. A man named Yuga appears, turns a woman named Seres into a painting and escapes into a portal. Link soon discovers that he must collect the Pendants of Virtue in order to get the Master Sword and defeat Yuga. It does sound like a very generic Zelda story, but things actually take a very interesting and unexpected turn later on, but I won’t go into that as I don’t want to spoil anything.

Aside from the usual elements of Zelda games (a big beautiful world to explore, secrets to find, dungeons to get through, bosses to beat) this game adds one or two nice new features. First, there are item rentals. All of the items required to get through all of the dungeons are available from the start in a shop run by an entertaining new character called Ravio. You can either rent them for a cheap easily affordable price, or actually buy them for quite a bit more. The difference is that if you have only rented an item, Ravio gets it back when you die, and if you own an item you always keep it and have the option of updating. This means, if you rented all your items, dying would lose you everything. While this does make dying have much bigger consequences than usual, it also doesn’t really matter, since the game is a little too easy and you’ll probably not die much (I never did).

The 3DS’s StreetPass feature is also integrated into gameplay. You design your own version of Shadow Link and then people you pass on the streets can find him on their map and fight him. It’s a nice little feature, but, it’s not really anything special. You get money from these battles, but I wish you got something more useful.

Shortly into the game, Link also gets the ability to merge into walls as a painting which means, for example, he can slip through a crack in the wall to get to another room. I really love this feature because it’s extremely well used and it makes this game very different to the other top down Zelda games. In fact, I got so used to it, than when playing similar games later, I’d occasionally think the solution to puzzles involved wall merging.

For me, this is one of the best Zelda games. The soundtrack is magnificent, there’s a lovely mix of old and new, there’s a nice amount of side quests to do and it’s all so open, too. You can pretty much do things in any order you feel like. Other than, perhaps, the first, very few other games in the series have this much freedom and it feels very good. There are a couple of little downsides, like the return of the annoying save points from Skyward Sword and the fact that it’s a little too easy, but still, this is one of the best and is certainly not to be missed!

Rating: 9.4/10

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The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

PictureA Link to the Past is actually the third in the Zelda series (or fourth, if you count the Game & Watch title) but it is the first one to give the series the shape which it would retain to this day. You could almost look at this as a template for later Zelda games.

The game starts with Link’s uncle leaving the house to go and rescue Zelda, who is being held in Hyrule Castle by the mysterious wizard named Agahnim. He insists Link stays behind, but obviously that doesn’t happen and Link follows after just a little later. He finds his uncle wounded, takes his sword and goes on to finish the quest himself. Sadly, things aren’t so easy and he soon discovers that he has to travel across Hyrule in order to collect the three pendants of courage so that he can defeat the evil wizard.

After the opening sequence of events, you are pretty free to explore the large world of Hyrule as you please. You can visit Kakariko Village where there are lots of people to speak to and games to play, or you can go out and explore the forests and the fields, finding secret houses and caves where you’ll get little things that may help you along with the quest. The map shows you were you need to go, but not what you need to do there, so it’s all fairly nice and open. You can be quite rigid and go straight to the marks on the map and figure out how to get into the dungeons or you can take your time and explore every corner of the world.

One downside is the difficulty: I found that the majority of the game to be a little too easy. Pretty much all of the first dungeons in the game could be completed in a single sitting, but then the last two were incredibly difficult. I’d actually go so far as to say that I didn’t especially enjoy any of the dungeons in this game that much and that the main appeal for me, was the bits in-between (the bosses are good too). I also found that, at times, supplies could be annoyingly sparse. If I ran out of magic, it might take ages to replenish it. The same is true of arrows. This provides you with what I think is a case of unfair difficulty which is just irritating more than anything.

Thankfully, this still manages to be a very good game. The sound track is wonderfully atmospheric and gives the whole thing a lovely tone and I find the 16-bit graphics quite charming. Lots of important things like the hook shot and ocarina are introduced in this game too so I’d suggest that anybody who likes The Legend of Zelda series should give this a try.

Rating: 9.2/10

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University Stress

There are a lot of deadlines coming up on my Creative Writing course. I have over 10,000 words due next week. A lot of people seem to be very stressed about this; people tell me that they worry that they’ll not get the work done, I hear stories of people bursting into tears in the middle of classes, people say that they’re not eating or sleeping properly and it all seems very sad.
    I don’t have any of that stress at all. I’m quite confident that I’ll meet next week’s deadlines (it’s all at least 75% done anyway) throughout my whole life in education I’ve never struggled with the work, but now it seems that this is the breaking point for a lot of people, as if things have never been as hard as this before. I have to say though, that in my case, thing have never really been easier. I love the work I’m set on my course, and I’m quite happy to do it. I find that my assignments are both fun to do and also encourage me with my extracurricular projects. I love my coursework because I really feel that it helps me to develop as a writer. What is sadder than the fact that so many people seem to feel so much stress about all this, is the fact that they clearly can’t take the same pleasure from it all that I do.

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Adam Randall is Problematic

I recently discovered a website called ‘Your Fave is Problematic’ and I didn’t really agree with it for a number of reasons. I wrote an entry not long ago about why I didn’t like it and also a Finger Puppet Show strip. Basically, what the site does is it takes famous people and lists all the reasons they are ‘problematic’, most of which are small comments which appear homophobic, racist or whatnot and I believe the whole thing is awfully judgemental. Especially considering most of these things are so small. That was all I was planning on doing on that subject, but then Oscar Taylor-Kent suggested that I make a blog post about why I am problematic as a kind of satire and since I liked the idea, I am going to do just that! Here’s a list of the things which make me problematic:

Guilty of public urination.
Posed as a woman and manipulated a man into starting a relationship with him.
Lied and gave Christmas cards to people he had no intention of giving Christmas cards to, manipulating their emotions.
Ridiculed a secondary school year book for no good reason, deeply upsetting a teacher in the process.
Exposed himself to unsuspecting victims on webcam.
Publicly shamed somebody simply because they asked him on a date.
Did nothing to prevent a child from abuse, even though it was within his power.
Broke into a school in the middle of the night.
Called somebody an ‘ogre’ just because he did not like them.
Cold and uncaring attitude to somebody who had just suffered severe injury.
Exposed himself to women at the gym.
Provoked somebody so far that they had to physically strike him.
Slut shaming.
Spied on a woman in a vulnerable state and then insulted her about it.
Funded potential drug addictions.
Trivialised knife crimes.
Stood by as an attempted robbery took place.
Lied and secretly made fools of the Corsham Running Club.
Ruined a girl’s night by throwing his wallet at her.
Implied it was shameful to be homosexual. (Twice.)
Fan of the transphobic Laci Green.
Does not approve of consensual sex between strangers. (Later changed his point of view, but, sin is eternal)
Does not believe Your Fave is Problematic is a good idea.
Stood by as street harassment took place.
Secretly watched a friend masturbate and never told them.

I think that will do. You can make a list like this of anybody so what’s the point in it? Nobody’s perfect and I think everybody knows that. Gosh. I have to say, even though I was intentionally misinterpreting what I’d written and taking it out of context, I still feel bad about how long this list is and how easy it was to make! Thank goodness I made it myself and it wasn’t actually made on Your Fave is Problematic, that would have made me very sad!

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