Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes (Translated by P. A. Motteux)

Don Quixote, often called the first modern novel, is something that should really be looked at as two separate novels, rather than one. Both novels are always published together these days and, as such, I will review them together, but you must bear in mind that they are two distinct books…

The first book sets the scene for the whole thing: Don Quixote goes insane from reading too many books about chivalric knights and decides to head out (along with his squire, Sancho Panza) believing that he is one too. It all starts out very silly really, with him doing things such as attacking windmills because he thinks they’re giants, but it is still entertaining nonetheless, I just feel that it could do with a touch more seriousness. The main problem with the first book, though, is the fact that there are several times when you’re taken away from the main narrative to hear about a story which is irrelevant to the main sequence of events. The worst case of these distractions is when a character stops to read a book, and the whole book is written out for you to read too… It was very off putting for me, not least of all because the book they read is very boring. On the whole, while the first part isn’t bad by any means, it’s not utterly amazing either, so I give it a 6/10.

The second book, for me, is when the story of Don Quixote really gets going! There is quite a change actually, between the first and the second book, and that is the publication of the first (if that makes sense?). Basically, Don Quixote and Sancho Panza meet several people who know them because they’ve read all of their adventures in the first book. What I especially like, is the fact that there are no longer any huge distractions from the main storyline, and, the funny thing is, that one character even criticises the chapters that did so in the previous book. The secondary characters who you meet in part 2 are a lot better than those you meet in part 1 and, indeed, there is even an added element of seriousness which was lacking in the first one too. On the whole, this one is quite a lot better, so I’d give it 8/10

So that’s quite a nice average score of 7/10 should you plan to read them back to back (as I did!)

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Lofty Reflects on His Life

I’ve mentioned once before that I know a man who’s known as Lofty and who lives in Corsham. The strange thing is that every single time I have a conversation with him, it just so happens that he is intoxicated with alcohol. But, anyway, it had been quite a while since I’d last seen him until I happened to bump into him just the other day.

“Hello, Sir,” he said as he approached me.

“Hello!” I said happily in reply.

“You’re very tall,” he said, “I used to be that tall too, but I’ve gotten two inches smaller since I got old. My father, he lost one inch, but me, I lost two inches.”

“Well I’m sorry to hear that it seems to have doubled,” I replied.

“Nah,” he said, waving his arm forward in an ‘I don’t care’ way. “You know, I was born during the same year as Elvis.”

“Elvis Presley?”

“Oh? You’ve heard of him have you?” he asked, genuinely surprised.

“Yes, I have.”

“Oh, well I’m 77 years old, and he’s dead. Now, some people might say he was more successful than me, but who’s the one who’s still alive? At age 16 I lied about my age and joined the army, now here I am alive and well and Elvis is dead!” Lofty found this thought pretty funny and started laughing about it. I decided I would join him in this.

“And how old are you, Sir?” he asked me, after his laughter was over.

“I’m 19,” I told him.

“And what do you do?”

“I go to the Bath Spa University.”

“Ah, that makes sense, you look like you’re intelligent, you look like you have brains!”

Just then, my friend Dalfino arrived.

“This young man is a true gentleman, don’t you agree?” he asked Dalfino.

“Yes, I would,” he said.
Lofty’s smaller friend then arrived and said “I’m sorry. You’ve never met this man before in your life have you? C’mon Lofty, we better be going!” and with that, the pair of them had wandered off into the streets. This was my latest encounter with Lofty and, I want to point out that I’m not writing these entries about him to mock him, rather because I think he can be quite funny and think that other people may enjoy reading about him.

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Pokémon Snap

PicturePokémon Snap  is a very unique instalment in the Pokémon series and I certainly consider it the best of the non-RPG games. This game, unlike any other I can think of, is based around photography.

Every level goes like this: you find yourself in a small car thing (called the Zero-One) which drives along a set course. As the car drives along, you’ll see lots of Pokémon in their natural habitats (beaches, caves, volcanos etc.) and you have to take photographs of them. The idea is, that you get the nicest possible photos you can of them and, at the end, Professor Oak will score them based on certain criteria he has.

At first, you can only go to the beach and you don’t have many ways to interact with the environment around you, but the more of them you photograph, the more places you can go to and the more items you unlock. The items (such as apples and things called pester balls) allow you to do things that will reveal secrets in the levels. There are always reasons to go back to the old levels in order to try and find new hidden things.

The game does have its downsides though. It was made back when there were only 151 Pokémon and not even all of them are in it, so I feel it would really benefit from having a few more to find (a modern sequel or remake could solve this). Plus, I do think that there could be a few more levels, there are seven and one of them is very basic, so I think it would have been good to increase this number, especially since all of the ones that are in it are so nice.

On the whole though, while I do wish there was more to it, I still like it very much, I would give it an 8.9/10

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Rioting

Meet Jingle the Jester!
All finger puppets can be bought here.
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The Accepted Fate

Another new video of me today. Filmed and edited by David Tubb.
You can also read my written account of the same event here (this, having been written closer to the time, is more accurate).
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What I Have in My Pockets

Instead of a written entry, today’s blog post will be a video!
NOTE: This is not ALL of my pocket items, just the ones that were in at the time I made this video. Many are not included.
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America

One suggestion that’s been sitting in my suggestion box for quite some time is that I write an entry on America. Now, this was such a broad suggestion, so I never really knew what to write, but I’ve decided now to simply make an entry about all American things that I like.
    Firstly, my internet friends! I have three internet friends who live in America: Riley Barlow, Devna Desai and Iris Martinez. I always enjoy chatting to the three of them because, well, they’re nice people! Furthermore, since they are all roughly the same age as me, I’m able to get nice insights into how things would be different if I lived in America as opposed to England. Admittedly, I don’t speak with them all that often, but I still value them highly!
    Secondly, there are several TV shows which I really like which all originate in America. There’s The Waltons which is, potentially, my favourite TV show and is about a family living through the 1930s and 1940s, and during the first five years focuses on the family’s attractive, intelligent, kind, endearing, agreeable eldest son John-Boy and his attempts as an amateur writer. There’s also Friends, a sit-com which, I’m pretty sure everybody will be rather familiar with! I also rather enjoy Futurama (about a regular guy named Phillip Fry finding himself in the future), it is by far my favourite animated comedy series due to the fact that, rather than being silly all the time, it occasionally takes the time to be serious. Recently I’ve also started watching The Big Bang Theory and it too is quickly becoming one of my favourite shows, mostly due to Sheldon Cooper! There’s also House (how couldn’t I like something based on Sherlock Holmes?) and I’ve already mentioned my thoughts on Star Trek.
    Finally, I’d also like to mention a couple of American authors I like. First, Earl Hamner (I’ve reviewed some of his books before) whose novels are what led to the creation of The Waltons (which he also played a significant role in, behind the scenes)! I’m also a pretty big fan of H. P. Lovecraft and the ideas behind his stories: basically his stories are set in a very unhappy universe were humans are utterly insignificant and could be casually wiped out by the squabbles between ancient alien beings at any time.
    But yes, those are my favourite American things! Oh, plus, it’s quite nice that Coca Cola with Vanilla is still available in the USA. I decided against mentioning films or music because most films are American made so there’d be too many, and music-wise I don’t usually tend to like specific artists a lot, it tends more to be a few songs from a variety of people. But anyway, that’s my American entry done!

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Atheism is a Gloomy, Pessimistic Outlook on Life?

One, rather weak, criticism of atheism I’ve seen lately is something along the lines of “Yeah, well, isn’t that an awfully depressing thing to believe? It just makes your life a pointless nothing in the infiniteness of the universe” and what I’d like to do is argue that atheism is actually a more positive outlook on life than several of the major religions in today’s world.
    First, is it really all that depressing? Sure, at death, the majority of atheists believe that that’s it. You’re just dead. And with most religions there’s eternal happiness in paradise after that. Clearly atheism is the depressing one. Except, that’s not the case: if one of the world’s religions came true (and was as the majority of its followers believed) then while some people would have that eternal paradise, everybody else is burning in a lake of fire forever. Surely those people would rather just be properly dead? Rather than having to suffer forever? Let me make an analogy: imagine two states: one has an elite group of people who are treated really, really well, which sounds nice, except this elite is a minority. Everybody else is strongly discriminated against, forced to live in unimaginable poverty, subject to violent hate crime and has a generally horrible life. Meanwhile, in the second nobody has it bad, and nobody has it good. Everyone lives a perfectly content life and are all treated equally. Surely the second state is the nicer one?
    Secondly, I find it very hard to see how atheism makes your life meaningless. Let me put it this way: in most religions, current life is just an unimportant material existence and, at death, you will be raised up towards the true perfect existence of the afterlife. Meanwhile, most atheists believe that death is the end, but that this, right now, is the ultimate reality. So with religion, once everybody has left this mortal coil, literally everything you’ve achieved in this life, is meaningless (not every bad thing though, they’re on your permanent record!), because it all starts again later. While, with atheism, you really have to make the most of your life because it’s the only chance you have. Your achievements in life will eventually be your legacy after death and, as such, are immensely important!
    Finally, I’d just like to talk a little about morality and human achievement. When somebody does something really selfless or kind for somebody else, is it not much nicer to think “Aww, they did that simply due to the fact that they are a good decent person” then to think “That person is trying to be nice in the eyes of the Lord”? Similarly, when it comes to great human achievements, is it not better to think “Wow, that’s one impressive thing that person has done!” than to think “It was nice of God to allow that person to excel!”? Plus, before a counterpoint of “But that’s just you being a prideful human” I’m not trying to say that I am the one who’s done anything really great like this, I’ve never done anything noteworthy, but other people certainly have done things that are commendable!
    I’m not attacking the theistic viewpoint with this entry, nor do I wish to offend, rather, I am defending atheism and trying to dispel the incorrect view that it is pessimistic and depressing. I welcome all rebuttals!
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Panpipes

I recently bought myself a little set of panpipes. I can pretty much do nothing with them, but I have made up a very short (fifteen seconds actually) little tune of my own. I wanted to preserve it, and a friend of mine told me to upload it, so here it is:
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Music Suggestions 2

You may remember that, several months ago, I made a blog entry called Music Suggestions, where I gave ten suggestions of good songs. Today I’m going to suggest ten more for you! I hope you’ll enjoy at least one of them.
Of course, as should be quite clear, I do not own the copyright to any of these songs. I have tried to use their official YouTube videos, but it seems that some of them either don’t have an official upload, or have an official upload which is very hard to find. Hopefully these unofficial videos will stay up for a long time so that anybody looking at this entry in the future won’t be looking at videos that won’t play due to having been taken down!
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