How to Celebrate Results Day

Some people already know that they’ve done well for this year’s worth of work, and other’s will be finding out soon. Now, I imagine a lot of you will want to shake off all of the metaphorical dust which has gathered all over you during your long periods of study and, as such, I’ve decided to write you a little guide for how to have a really shackle shakingly fun time on Results Day.

1. Go to Sainsbury’s.
This popular supermarket should be pretty easy for you to find and, indeed, even if you can’t find it any alternative should do. Now, a visit to Sainsbury’s is a fun filled exciting day all on its own, but this is just going to be a small part of your celebratory day.

2. Buy an Angel Delight
This shouldn’t be hard to find, they’ll be either in the home baking section or the dried milk section. Alternatively, you can follow my link above and buy it from Amazon. However, Amazon purchases are more expensive AND they negate the fun trip to Sainsbury’s so it clearly is the less desirable option.

3. Plan a time to eat the Angel Delight
Whenever you’re free will do. It might be nice to watch a film during this time too because then you have an extra sensory stimulus, rather than just the taste.

4. Do Not Invite Your Friends
I mean, let’s face it, you have a small circle of friends and you don’t want to be suffering the pain of rejection on a celebration day do you?

5. Make The Angel Delight.
Follow instruction on the bag for details.

6. Eat the Angel Delight
I hope you will have enjoyed my results day celebration procedure.

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The Sleepy Murderer 

Before I start writing this little anecdote, I want to write a little disclaimer. It’s entirely possible that, by making this blog entry, I will be misrepresenting an innocent person. This blog entry is about an event that I witnessed and a person who seemed to be really rather suspicious but he may well have been a perfectly innocent person. Anyway…

As is often the case, I was sitting at Bath Bus Station happily waiting for the 232 to Corsham to arrive and playing Tetris while I did so. This was actually the same day that I made this video. After a short period of time a couple of young teenage girls approached. Between themselves, they complained about a “creepy” man they had seen who “probably fancied” one of them.
My initial reaction to this conversation was “Sheesh! These people seem awfully judgemental. I wonder which peculiar seeming, yet innocent, person they are talking about?” my little question was answered a little while later when he made appearance.

The man looked pretty cool actually: he was a little short, wore a blazer and a bowler hat. I thought to myself that somebody who wears slightly unusual (and I don’t mean that in a derogatory way, I just mean that you don’t usually see people wearing that) clothes had just been categorised as ‘creepy’ by these young girls. Anyway, he then started talking to them.

“Hello, girls,” he said, sounding friendly enough.

They both said “Hello.”

“Is this your bus then?” he asked, pointing to the bay where the 232 arrived.

“Yes it is,” said one of them.

“Ah I see, I’m not sure where my bus is,” he told them.

“Okay.”

“Well nice to see you again, girls,” he said and then kissed one of them on the cheek.

After this little interaction, I still wasn’t entirely sure that he was anything but a harmless overly friendly person, after all, maybe he did that to everybody.

A little while later the “Creepy Man” returned and, this time, I decided to do a little experiment. As he got closer I looked at him and gave him a friendly smile, waiting to see how he would react to this. However, he simply ignored me and this was most probably a much bigger invitation for interaction than any of the girls had given him.

But, anyway, he then chatted and waited with the girls, every now and then he’d wander off somewhere and they’d talk about how unnerved they were about the whole thing. Eventually the 232 bus to Corsham arrived and I, and the teenagers, got up, ready to go on board. I sat down in my usual seat (fifth row, on the left) and the girls sat down a little behind me. I heard them talking with relief that the man was now gone. However, things took a small turn for the worse when he got on the bus too, he even asked the driver where the bus went. Now, maybe I am just being suspicious, but this is what gives me the idea that he had some malicious intentions towards these girls because his getting onto this bus seemed a contradiction to his saying that he didn’t know which bus to get on, surely he would realise he was standing right next to his stop?

Once he got on the bus, he sat down next to the girls for a little bit, but, after a short while, moved to a seat by himself. I wasn’t entirely sure that I had judged the situation correctly, so I sent a text message to a friend of mine asking them for their opinion and they seemed to agree with me. I decided I would keep an eye on this person, if they got off at the same stop as the girls perhaps I would too and intervene if necessary. However, about half way through the journey, I noticed that the man seemed to be fast asleep! Even if he had been planning to do evil, the Sleepy Murderer now would probably snooze all the way to the end of the line. And he did.

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Some Grey Bloke

The videos by Some Grey Bloke on YouTube are made as if they were an average middle aged man making an online vlog. Most of them are very funny and he covers a large range of subjects: religion, social networking, relationships etc. Also, there are often videos made about current affairs. Here’s a link to the channel and here’s one of my favourite videos (based on the past ‘Swine Flu’ panic):
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Why Can’t You All Be Like Dalfino?

When I’m writing short stories (and other forms of fiction) one thing that I struggle with especially is thinking of names. What adds to this problem is that I can’t give my characters names which also happen to belong to my friends because then people may assume that the characters are either based on them or made in honour of them. While it isn’t really a problem is they think I named a character in honour of them, it is problematic if they believe that the character is somehow based on them. If people think a character is based on them I have to avoid making them bad because, obviously, I don’t want it to seem like I’m insulting them, but at the same time, I can’t make them too good either because then there’s the risk that my friends will think I’m secretly obsessed with them.


Here’s a list of all the normal every day names I can’t use anymore:
Ben
Chris
Davey
David
Elliott
George
Kristen
Laura
Mike
Naomi
Oscar
Rory
Sam
Samantha
Stacey


That’s, like, all of the most common ones! But then, take Dalfino, I’ve never known anybody with that name before and, most probably, I never will again either. So why can’t all of you have really unique names like Dalfino? Then it would be somewhat easier for me to think of names for fictional characters.
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Girlock Holmes

While on a walk with my brother yesterday, the pair of us were talking about random nonsense. During this random nonsense I thought of the name Girlock Holmes… Get it? A girl version of Sherlock Holmes. So, without further ado, here is the beautiful female version of our favourite detective: Girlock Holmes!
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The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

PictureSkyward Sword is a prequel to the entire Zelda series and while the story isn’t too dissimilar to the storylines of the other games (Zelda is kidnapped, Link must travel around Hyrule searching for items in order to help find her and prevent evil rising) there are still a lot of reasons to buy this game

Firstly, in this game, Link lives in a village on a floating island in the sky (Skyloft) and, as such, to travel to other areas (also in the sky) he must ride on a giant flying bird. Of course, beneath the sky, there is also the usual Hyrule, but it’s segmented into three sections (unfortunately), but there is still a substantial amount of flying involved. Flying is, for the most part, fun, but can occasionally feel a little bit boring when you have a long distance to travel and you’re just flying through empty air.

Secondly, I think that the game puts quite a twist on the usual “go to one place, do it’s temple, repeat’ style of the other games. Sometimes you’re in the middle of one of the dungeons and you don’t even realise it! You also actually have to go back into a past dungeon in order to do something in there that you couldn’t do originally. Plus, there are these bits inside something called the Silent Realm which I think are really, really good, but, I wouldn’t like to spoil this for you.

However, there is one new feature which I don’t find particularly enjoyable. There are a number of times where you have to do specific movements with the Wii Remote in order to succeed in sword fights. It’s always quite clear what movement you have to do, so I do the correct thing, but it’s all very silly and often thinks I’m doing something else entirely. This can be very frustrating at times and would be avoided entirely if you used buttons. Having said that, there are other puzzles which involve motion controls which I really quite enjoyed (certain locks for example).

In conclusion, this game adds to and improves on the features of some of the past Zelda games, but also has a couple of downsides. The graphics are rather nice (a mix of Twilight Princess and Wind Waker style) which makes for some nice looking environments to explore. Also, as a final note, I think the relationship between Link and Zelda in this game is better than it has been in any other games, I know people like to ‘ship’ (as they say) this couple, but this is the first time I’ve believed they might have romantic inclinations towards each other and the game, in general, might be the most emotional in the Zelda world.

Rating: 9.2/10

Buy it here.

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The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D

PictureFor the main details of the game, read the review of the original here. Now, I will be talking specifically about the changes to the game for its 3DS remake. I’ll go over the changes which are good, and those which are bad.

Good Changes:

  • The graphics are improved, strolling around in the Hylian wilderness is now even nicer than it was before! Some of the stranger looking things in the game also look much better too.
  • You can now replay boss battles! In the original, once you killed them they never came back.
  • I won’t spoil it, but, after you defeat the final boss, there is a lot more to do after beating the final boss in this one than in the original.
  • Obviously it’s portable now, so you can play this amazing game anywhere!
  • You can also play the whole thing in 3D which, sometimes, works very well.

Bad Changes:

  • The files no longer keep count of how many times you’ve died. This doesn’t bother me, but I know some people enjoy ‘no death runs’ and things like that. Without the death counter, there’s nothing to show for this.

Another change is that there is a Sheikah Stone in the game now. The Sheikah Stone will pretty much tell you how to solve every puzzle in every dungeon. You don’t HAVE to speak to him, but it’s there if you need it. I’m kind of neutral about this change. I never used it myself; I don’t think the game is hard enough to warrant it. It might be very useful for some people though.

On the whole, this is, I think, just a tiny bit better than the original, but there are barely any changes: 9.6/10

Buy it here.

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The Crazy Nymphomaniac Woman

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Relationships

One suggestion that’s been sitting in my suggestion box (please put things in it!) for a while has been to write an entry about relationships. For quite a while, I just left it, because, well, I didn’t really know what exactly I should write about it. But after talking about the subject with a friend of mine the other day, and thinking about it since, I decided that this could be a ‘bloggable’ subject. By relationships, I think I should mention before I continue, that I mean romantic relationships.
    My friend has quite a good point against the idea: most probably people would want to treat their friends equally, so why put somebody above everybody else? And I do believe this is a good point, it would be unfair to suddenly treat one person better than you treat everybody else. But at the same time, I do partially disagree. What if somebody does lots of nice things to you? Then it would be a little unfair of you not to return the favour. Well, that is assuming they’re not some person who does things for you even if you tell them not too.
    Furthermore, while a lot of pleasure can be gained from friendships, the sad truth is that quite often, after a while, you’ll probably find yourself in a situation where you can’t see them regularly anymore. As such, you would have to develop new friendships and go through this cycle over and over again. In my opinion, it would be nice to have a permanent partner, somebody you always stay together with, thus ensuring some consistency in your life while everything else changes. Of course, this ‘partner’ would have to have been somebody with whom you had already cultivated a very good friendship with so that you can be sure you can trust them and every other important thing like that. I think it would be nice to have a long-lasting, close relationship with somebody.
    Of course, there’s one thing I have yet to mention, something which is often linked with relationships of this kind, especially when it involved consenting adults: sex. Now, quite frankly, sex isn’t something which is all that appealing to me. Should I ever get a partner like I described, I’d be quite happy for sex never to come up at all. However, this seems to be quite unlikely. If I did have a partner, and they wanted to have sex, I suppose I would for their sake. I’d see it as a favour to them. Plus it would be a crucial activity should children ever be considered.
    So those’re my views on relationships. I suppose this may have turned out to be the most personal blog entry on here. Ah well, I’m not particularly bothered by that! And remember, put more things in the suggestion box!

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Five Stories

I decided that, today, I would post a small sample of my fictional writing! Here are five stories I think are better than a lot of my others, I’ve put quite a variety in order to show off several of my characters. Just click on the title and you should be able to download it. If this entry is popular, I might post another five in the future.

5. The Exploration of the Philosophic Realm
This story features my Victorian adventurer Edward Harker. Here he takes a trip to Greece and finds something rather philosophically interesting.
Words: 4,028 Pages: 6 

4. Fire
Featuring my two teenage characters Jane Dawson and Steve Gunner. There is a little bit of jealousy at a school event involving a boy named Jack which then escalates, to say the least.
Words: 1,018 Pages: 2

3. Let’s Talk
Featuring my two time travellers, Bernard Adams Dobson who’s bad (and who you might remember) and Gordon Orson Dobson who’s good (who you also might remember). Basically, the pair of them are trapped in a room together for a short period of time with no explanation and so find themselves with nothing to do but to talk to one another.
Words: 1,325 Pages: 4

2. The Second Coming
Featuring my journalist character Jessica Andrews. In this story she comes across a man claiming to be Jesus Christ reborn.
Words: 1, 813 Pages: 4

1. Clothes
Featuring Gordon and Bernard again! In this story, Bernard breaks into a leisure centre.
Words: 1, 564 Pages: 3

(All of these stories could easily be rated at PG, or 12 at the highest. Just a warning though, in the story ‘Fire’ there is a single instance of bad language. I may not swear, but that doesn’t mean my characters don’t!)

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