The Twelve Entries of Christmas (TWAC Day 5)

_On the first day of Christmas,
This was my entry,
Club ladies attacking me!

On the second day of Christmas,
This was my entry,
Two kinds of cheese,
and club ladies attacking me!

On the third day of Christmas,
This was my entry,
Three water bottles,
Two kinds of cheese,
and club ladies attacking me!

On the fourth day of Christmas,
I wrote an entry on,
Four failing jokes,
Three water bottles,
Two kinds of cheese,
and club ladies attacking me!

On the fifth day of Christmas,
This was my entry,
Five crazy parties,
Four failing jokes,
Three water bottles,
Two kinds of cheese,
and club ladies attacking me!

On the sixth day of Christmas,
This was my entry,
Six guys a-kissing,
Five crazy parties,
Four failing jokes,
Three water bottles,
Two kinds of cheese,
and club ladies attacking me!

On the seventh day of Christmas,
This was my entry,
Seven cows a-chasing,
Six guys a-kissing,
Five crazy parties,
Four failing jokes,
Three water bottles,
Two kinds of cheese,
and club ladies attacking me!

On the eighth day of Chritmas,
This was my entry,
Eight wasps a-stinging,
Seven cows a-chasing,
Six guys a-kissing,
Five crazy parties,
Four failing jokes,
Three water bottles,
Two kinds of cheese,
and club ladies attacking me!

On the ninth day of Christmas,
This was my entry,
Nine Egans falling,
Eight wasps a-stinging,
Seven cows a-chasing,
Six guys a-kissing,
Five crazy parties,
Four failing jokes,
Three water bottles,
Two kinds of cheese,
and club ladies attacking me!

On the tenth day of Christmas,
This was my entry,
Ten dolls a-creeping,
Nine Egans falling,
Eight wasps a-stinging,
Seven cows a-chasing,
Six guys a-kissing,
Five crazy parties,
Four failing jokes,
Three water bottles,
Two kinds of cheese,
and club ladies attacking me!

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
This was my entry,
Eleven bloggers blogging,
Ten dolls a-creeping,
Nine Egans falling,
Eight wasps a-stinging,
Seven cows a-chasing,
Six guys a-kissing,
Five crazy parties,
Four failing jokes,
Three water bottles,
Two kinds of cheese,
and club ladies attacking me!

On the twelth day of Chirstmas,
This was my entry,
Twelve Chatroulette weirdos,
Eleven bloggers blogging,
Ten dolls a-creeping,
Nine Egans falling,
Eight wasps a-stinging,
Seven cows a-chasing,
Six guys a-kissing,
Five crazy parties,
Four failing jokes,
Three water bottles,
Two kinds of cheese,
and club ladies attacking me!

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