Puzzle

Do you like puzzles? If so, I’d like to give you this email adress: Napoleon.Of.Crime@live.co.uk ask them for puzzles and they will send them to you 😀 often they can be quite tricky, but sometimes it’s deceptive, it seems tricky but after a long time of trying to figure it out, you realise it was easy all along! But yes, you should certainly send them a message if you’re lookinAlso, I had just better say, I’m not the person who runs this (in case it seemed I was implying that).
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Death

While sitting on the bus the other day, my mind began to wander (as it often does while it rides lovely buses), and I started thinking about what exactly would happen to this blog if I was killed in a tragic bus accident (I decided to specifically say bus accident there, because then, if I’m killed in a bus accident, people will be really amazed and think I was psychic of something crazy like that).
    Would the Trusty Water Blog just be left to gather metaphorical internet dust? I imagine it would, I mean, why would anybody want to visit a site which is never updated and doesn’t have much rereadability? I suppose there’s the tiniest chance it’d get more popular, every artist is suddenly better when they’re dead after all. But that probably doesn’t included authors of obscure blogs. So, eventually, I decided that I’d like most for somebody else to take over and continue writing it as often as possible. Then they can do the same and on, and on and there’ll be a long line of Trusty Water Bloggers.
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The Conclusion

Girlock Holmes explains just why melted cheese came out of a volcano.
All finger puppets can be bought here.
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Viva Piñata: Pocket Paradise

This game is very similar to Viva Piñata for the Xbox 360, but in case you’re not familiar with that, I’ll go over it now. Basically, you’re given a garden and you need to attract all different kinds of animals to come and live in it (except, rather than animals, they’re actually living Piñatas). There’s a nice range of creatures you can have, including hippos, horses and cows, and there are very different things you need to do to attract all of them. Once you have them safely living in your garden, you have to build them a house and persuade them to mate. It’s all very fun, and has an addictive ‘catch ’em all’ feeling to it.

But, while you’re doing all of this Piñata catching and breeding, there are obstacles that will make things harder. Every so often, either a sour Piñata or a Ruffian will come along and cause trouble. A sour Piñata is just a bad Piñata really, and it will try and destroy your plants or the creatures living in your garden. Ruffians are worse; they work for a man called Professor Pester, and will destroy anything they come across (even buildings) unless you pay them off.

It’s a nice mixture, I feel; while it is a ‘life simulation’ game, there are still problems for you to face and overcome. The more you progress in the game though, the easier the problems are to overcome and I think that, perhaps, this should be the other way around. I sometimes also feel that the garden is too small, you’ll probably get to a point where you have the maximum number of Piñatas you can have, yet still want to have more living there. But still, these are minor problems, and I certainly enjoyed catching all of the brightly coloured Piñatas and creating nice homes for them. Also one thing I really like about the game is the fact that there are references to other Rare games throughout the game, and since I’m a fan of the company, I really appreciate that.

You may worry that an Xbox 360 game could never be properly converted to a Nintendo DS game, but I feel like it was done very well. While the graphics have been watered down, the soundtrack has been replaced by something completely different (but equally good) and, if anything, the touch screen controls are more convenient to use than the more conventional controls of the original. It works really well on the system and is one of my favourite DS games.

My rating for this game is 9.1/10

Buy it here.

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Volcano

I’m sorry if any of that is too small to see and/or read, but if it is, just click on it and you’ll be shown a bigger version. But, yes, what’d you all think of that? That’s the return of Girlock Holmes by the way, for anybody that didn’t know. If anybody can tell me why a volcano would erupt and melted cheese, rather than lava, would come out, please tell me your answer! You’ll find out for real on Friday…
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Wilderness

Colin the Cow shows you one of his favourite places.
This is the first of, hopefully, many comics shot ‘on location’.

All puppets can be bought here.

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Adaptation

More comedy from Jingle the Jester.
As some of you may have realised, I got a little lazy today and just re-did this entry in a much better way.

All puppets can be bought here.

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The Beetles

Until I became a fan of The Beatles in around 2009, I always thought the word beetle (as in, insect) was spelled beatle. Even now, the ‘correct’ spelling looks strange to me and I guess that says a lot about the language; it is, after all, just nonsense. There is no reason one spelling of a word is right, and another wrong, other than the fact that a dictionary says so. In the past, a spelling which is incorrect today, may well have been one of the more common ones, not that the modern one would have been wrong, they just didn’t care. I guess that system had its upsides and its downsides: on the one hand, reading would probably hard if somebody was spelling the word ‘what’ as ‘whaghte’ but, on the other, there’d be much less need for proof reading. Also, by the way, wouldn’t it be cool to become so famous that your own version of a common word replaced the normal one in the minds of some people?
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Good and Evil

The universe, if you think about it, is just a big ball of stuff (I think that may be a quote from Doctor Who), the exact same things which make up humans, also make up stars which are billions of miles away. That’s atoms I’m talking about, in case it wasn’t obvious. Now, atoms are not fixed things, the ones which are currently making you up may have been part of a shed or a porridge oat just a couple of days ago.
    Think about that for a second: if humans are just part of all of that, does that not mean that we are merely the universe observing itself? We are made of the exact same stuff as everything else, and one day, within our lifetime, we’ll be made of a completely new set of atoms, nothing is constant, the universe is just a shifting mass. People may not even have free will.
    Now, how does that reflect on morality? In this universe which has billions of life forms through which to view itself, there are people who do good and people who do evil. Now, I don’t believe in evil people, obviously people can do evil, but I don’t believe that anybody has done NO good, and an evil person would not do good. But I’d say it’s a fact that every good person has done at least one bad deed within their lifetime. But while thinking about this the other day, I came to a strange conclusion: within this big mass which is the universe there are good things which happen and bad things which happen: does that then mean that there is a force for good and a force for evil which causes turmoil between the life in the universe? Everyone being moved by both of them. If so, then there is a scientific means for arguing for moral truth…
    Although I realise this argument is very flawed, I’ll raise a very big point against myself now: calling things either good or bad, is merely a human construct, it is wrong of me to suggest that from a wholly detached point of view they are anything but things that happen (without good or bad coming into it). But still, people can feel happiness, and so, therefore, a very small part of the universe is happy every single time a person feels joy… and that can’t be bad. Right?
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Oscar Taylor-Kent

Today I’m writing to suggest that you all pay a small visit to this website. It is the site of Oscar Taylor-Kent, a friend of mine, and is, as he says on there, his ‘Oscar-hub’ which, using its tentacles will push in the direction of some of his work. His work often has quite a sense of humour to it, and you’ll find photography work, things linking to video games, music and other interesting things to. I hope you will enjoy looking!
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