Pregnancy April Fools Jokes

Whenever April Fools’ Day gets closer, I see several social media posts which say something along the lines of “Pregnancy is not a joke – there are people who want so desperately to become pregnant, but will never be able to, don’t make a pregnancy announcement as an April Fools’ joke this year.” For the longest time I never understood this – the people who make jokes like that aren’t making light of people who are unable to have children, they’re just making a dumb joke. I would never have thought that it was a particularly funny joke to make, but also it seems harmless.

Of course, I thought all that as somebody who has not been through the experience of finding out they can’t get pregnant. I wasn’t saying that people were wrong to say or think that, I just didn’t understand. I thought to myself “By the same logic, any pregnancy announcement is just as bad, right?” and then I thought about it for a while and I realises that that was the point. If you can’t get pregnant it probably does make you feel a little bit sad whenever you see that one of your friends has successfully done so and so, that’s a sadness you have to go through a lot anyway, so you may as well not have to go through it for the sake of somebody making a pointless joke.

I suppose I could have simply asked someone why they found posts like that so offensive, but as it’s obviously a very sensitive subject, it didn’t feel appropriate to bring it up. The other day I was just walking along and thinking about the subject, when all the pieces fell into place and it suddenly made sense.

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Doctor Who: At Childhood’s End by Sophie Aldred

If I had to choose a favourite companion from the classic era of Doctor Who, there’s a good chance that I would choose Ace. Sophie Aldred did a brilliant job of bringing to life a wonderfully nuanced character, and tonnes of other writers have also done a great job of developing Ace further through various Doctor Who novels over the years. With this book, Sophie Aldred took her own crack at writing Ace in a novel – and the results were fantastic.

Here was get to see Ace as CEO of the charity, A Charitable Earth (an ultimate fate for her which had been alluded to in several other stories). She struggles with horrible nightmares and is intrigued when she hears about someone else who has been having the exact same nightmares. Suspecting some kind of external influence, she heads out to investigate. It soon becomes clear that there’s some kind of alien activity going on and in the process of her investigation, she also crosses paths with the Thirteenth Doctor and her companions Yaz, Graham and Ryan.

One of my favourite things about this book was getting to see the interactions between Ace and the Thirteenth Doctor. Of course, Ace had known the Seventh Doctor who, in my opinion, is almost the opposite of the Thirteenth, at least in terms of the variations between the Doctors. There’s tension, but there’s also fondness. We do also get flashbacks to the Seventh Doctor, which provides a nice contrast between the two Doctors’ personalities. Really, I think the Seventh Doctor comes off quite badly, with his manipulative ways having long reaching problems which, not only cause problems for the older Ace, but his own later incarnation and her companions.

It was also great to see Ace meeting Yaz, Graham and Ryan. She seems to warm to Ryan and Graham quite quickly, but there’s a tension and even a jealousy from Yaz and it’s really interesting to see how that plays out. Every single one of the characters was captured perfectly and felt very true to how they had previously been portrayed on the screen (or in other media).

Speaking of other media, one thing which concerned me, as a massive fan, was how this version of Ace would reconcile with the character’s appearances within the expanded universe. Though it would only have been a small thing, it would have been a shame if the comics, audio dramas and other novels were ignored – but as it happens, every single one of them was acknowledged in a way I found quite satisfying. Plus, the whole book was littered with nice little references which are sure to make any fan smile.

It’s one of those books which won’t appeal to people who aren’t so familiar with the history of Doctor Who, but if you know the Thirteenth Doctor, Graham, Ryan and Yaz and you know the Seventh Doctor and Ace, then you could get a lot out of this book. Behind all the character drama, there’s also an exciting sci-fi adventure, but what was most appealing to me was finding out more about Ace’s life as a CEO and the character drama which stemmed from the relationships between everyone.

I only hope that Sophie Aldred will write more novels in future!

Rating: 8.9/10

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Excitement

Lately, as spring beings and the days get a little bit longer, I’ve found that I’ve had the chance to take my evening walks during daylight hours. I hadn’t really thought about it much, but I realised that I was going out in the sunlight for the first time in months and I found it a very uplifting experience. The darkness of winter hadn’t made me depressed like it does some people, but walking in the sun really energised me and put me in a good mood. And, most of all, it made me excited.

I have very little faith in our government and feel that they have responded appallingly to the ongoing pandemic – BUT, it’s beginning to feel as though the end is in sight. I walk along the streets with the sun shining down and think, maybe it won’t be too long before I can go to Nando’s again. Maybe it won’t be too long before I can arrange some big group meals. Maybe I’ll get to go around to a friend’s house again. Sit in a dessert parlour and eat an ice cream sundae. Nurse a diet coke on a summer’s evening at a pub with outdoor seating.

I don’t know – maybe it’s just because the vaccinations are rolling out, or maybe it’s just the sun skewing me towards optimism, but it certainly feels closer to the end than it does to the start. Last year, I felt there was no end in sight, but now… things aren’t better yet and it may still be several months, but I can imagine getting back into things before too long and that’s a pleasant thought.

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Mega Man 2

For years I’d heard about how the Mega Man games were shining jewels in the crown of the NES, but unfortunately my experience of the first game wasn’t particularly great. I did have fun with it, but primarily because it was obnoxiously hard and I found that funny. It was the kind of experience I wasn’t really keen to have again any time soon, so I never really invested in the broader Mega Man series. However, after having a really good time with Shovel Knight, which I knew was partially influenced by the Mega Man, I decided to give it another go.

As is often the case when I haven’t enjoyed the first game in a series, I’m really glad I came back for the sequel because it was fantastic. On the surface, it’s very similar to the first game – visually it’s almost identical and you start the game with a choice of Robot Masters to face: Bubble Man, Air Man, Quick Man, Heat Man, Wood Man, Metal Man, Flash Man and Crash Man. Each one has a level related to their power (like a forest for Wood Man, an underwater level for Bubble Man) and when you go through the level and then beat the Robot Master in a boss battle, you unlock their power which is helpful for the other stages.

The biggest difference is that this game balances its difficulty. It’s not ridiculously hard from the get go and, in fact, only gets really hard towards the very end of the game. The rest of the time, there was just the right level of challenge, which allowed me to truly appreciate the vibrant and colourful world that I was traversing. On top of all that, the game has a fantastic soundtrack (just like its predecessor) and I was able to enjoy it as a really well made 2D platformer.

I now see why the Mega Man series is among the most highly regarded on the NES. Without a doubt, this is one of the best games on the console. If you enjoy NES games or retro gaming in general, I strongly recommend this game, I’m sure you’ll love it!

Rating: 8.4/10

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Mouthwash

Five years ago, I bought myself a bottle of mouthwash. It wasn’t one which I was planning to use once my current bottle of mouthwash was finished though – oh no. This bottle of mouth wash was going to be stored in a backpack and kept (along with some clothes and other necessities) at the house of a couple of friends. They lived in Bath and I lived in Corsham, so this would be a good set of supplies (or a DeTamble box, as an old friend would have said) for the off chance that I might miss the last bus home and end up needing to make an unplanned overnight stay.

In five years, this never happened – which, I suppose, says something about my ability to catch buses on time. However, my friends who were holding my supplies are now moving away from Bath and so it no longer makes sense for me to keep an emergency supply at their house. The other day, they gave it back (along with a generous amount of things they didn’t want anymore) and I took it home. It was quite convenient too, as I needed some mouthwash.

The next day, as I was rinsing my mouth with the mouthwash, a thought occurred to me. When my last mouthwash ran out, who would have thought that actions I took five years earlier would end up solving that problem? Likewise, when I bought that mouthwash, I could not have fathomed the life I’d be leading when I finally opened it: I’d no longer be working alongside one of the two friends who were holding it for me, in fact, I’d have had six different jobs since then, I’d now be living in Bath and I’d be living with a friend who, at that point in time, I didn’t really see that often (plus, of course, there was an unprecedented global pandemic). It’s nice to think about the ways in which the past influences the present and the present influences the future, both in obvious ways like this, but also subtle ways we might not realise…

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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: A Stitch in Time by Andrew J. Robinson

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine is a wonderful television programme. I’ve seen it all and loved it from start to finish. It’s a show filled with memorable and well-written characters. One of my absolute favourites was Elim Garak, the Cardassian tailor with a mysterious past at a shady government organisation. Andrew J. Robinson, the actor who brought Garak to life, wrote A Stitch in Time and it serves as a biography for Garak, as well as an epilogue for the character after the ending of the series.

First things first: don’t read this novel if you haven’t watched the entirety of Deep Space Nine – not only will it spoil several major events from the series, but a few things just won’t make sense if you don’t have that knowledge going in. But if you are well versed in the story of DS9 and Garak in particular, then this book is a real treat.

There are three storylines going on at the same time, the first of these is set after the series. Garak had always been a very likeable character, despite the fact that he has a dodgy past, but no matter what you may think about that, by the end of the series, he’s lost so much and you can’t help but feel sorry for him. The parts of the story in the modern day with Garak working to help re-build Cardassia are really very sad, but not in an over the top kind of way – in a melancholy, bittersweet kind of way and there’s a painful nostalgia which you get when you contrast it against what you learn of the character’s past. Ultimately, this story thread gives us a chance to see how Garak has grown for the better.

The second story thread is the story of Garak’s life before DS9, starting with him as a child living at home, before then being sent off to school and later working for the secret group, the Obsidian Order. Not only is this the most in-depth and fascinating look at Cardassian culture I’ve ever seen, but this storyline shines light on much of Garak’s behaviour and even his little personality quirks. I don’t want to spoil anything, so it’s hard to say too much about this story thread, but it really compliments what we already know of Garak, helping him to feel more whole.

Finally, there’s a third story thread about Garak during his time on DS9. These chapters give you an opportunity to see other characters from the series and provide you with personal insights into Garak’s relationships with other members of the crew. Though there were less big revelations about the character in these chapters, I think that they were important in giving you a look at every period in Garak’s life.

Sometimes, when you have a mysterious character in a story, learning their backstory can be disappointing because the mystery was one of the biggest reasons that anyone liked the character. Not so with this – if anything, it makes Garak feel like a more three-dimensional person. I liked him a lot before reading this and I like him even more now – he’s a very tragic character and with everything brought together like this, you feel the tragedy even more.

Interestingly, this novel confirms the character as non-heterosexual, which is nice, because a lot of fans had interpreted him in that way. Unfortunately, this is only really mentioned in passing, which is disappointing – particularly as Cardassia is portrayed as a planet which places a lot of value on a “traditional family”, which would probably have caused some conflict. I definitely like the fact that it was included, I just wish that more had been done with it.

The only other real criticism I have of this book is that I felt that portion of the novel concerned with Garak’s time in school was drawn out a little too much. It wasn’t bad and there were certainly really interesting parts to his time in education, but after a while, I did find myself hoping the story would move on and we’d get to learn more about his life afterwards.

Overall though – a brilliant book. This was my first foray into the world of Star Trek novels and I think it was a good choice. A very addictive read which I made my way through fairly quickly. I strongly recommend it (to Garak fans).

Rating: 9.3/10

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Knowing Everything Will Be Okay

In June I ended up being made redundant because of COVID-19. It was all very sudden, leaving me jobless unexpectedly. This actually ended up being my longest period of unemployment as an adult and lasted just a few weeks shy of eight months.

Naturally, being out of work for so long is quite a financial drain. I had bills and rent too pay and every now and then, I had a moment of worry or doubt. What will I do if my money runs out? Thankfully, this wasn’t something which worried me too often – I had a lot of money saved up and I remained confident throughout that my next job was just around the corner… but still, every now and then it popped into my head just as I was trying to get to sleep, or I’d feel a bit guilty whenever I had a takeaway or indulged in any other kind of treat for myself.

Thankfully, a couple of weeks ago I was offered a new job and I no longer need to worry about my income. The other day, I thought to myself “Wouldn’t it have been nice to go back to June and tell myself that I’d find another job and everything would be okay?” and in a way, yes, it would, because it would have eliminated those occasional moments of doubt and concern – but on the other hand, it’s probably for the best that I didn’t know. If I had known I’d be fine, maybe I’d have become complacent. Perhaps I’d have worried less about buying things for myself and drained my savings too quickly. Perhaps I’d have felt it was less important to apply for jobs every day and taken more days “off” – ultimately, if I’d known that everything would be okay, maybe it paradoxically wouldn’t have been. Maybe then I’d have lost the drive to make everything “okay”.

And in a way, that’s quite a nice thought. Regardless of the situation, we can’t know that we’ll be okay, because maybe then we won’t – but just because we don’t know it, it doesn’t mean it won’t happen.

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Donkey Kong Country 2 (Game Boy Advance)

The original Donkey Kong Country 2 on the SNES is my favourite video game of all time. I’m sure nostalgia plays a big part in that, but I do think it has an excellent soundtrack, lovely visuals and highly enjoyable gameplay. When the Game Boy Advance version came out, I was really excited to have such a wonderful game to play on the go – though there were a few changes, here’s a list of all the differences, breaking them down to the good, the bad and the neutral.

Good Changes:

  • There’s a nice cutscene at the start of the game which shows you the story – previously, you had to read the instruction manual for this.
  • Cranky Kong makes a bit of comedic dialogue after every boss battle.
  • You can save the game at any time (and for free) avoiding the need to have you pay Wrinkly Kong for saves whenever you’re able to get to her school. It helps the game overcome any artificial difficulty that the original may have had.
  • There are three new mini-games to play – one has you racing ostriches with Cranky, one has you flying a gyrocopter with Funky and the other is a bug catching game you play with Klubba.
  • Just like the first remake, there is now a totals screen which makes it much easier to keep up with what you’ve collected.
  • Another new feature borrowed from the first remake, is the addition of collectible cameras which you use to unlock official artwork of characters and enemies from the game.
  • There’s one completely new boss battle included – a very nice surprise.
  • The game now contains a reference to Papa Lazarou from The League of Gentlemen. This makes me very happy.
  • A new time trial mode has been added, allowing you to time yourself running through the levels.

Bad Changes:

  • The inferior sound quality of a Game Boy Advance compared to a SNES means that the soundtrack had to be redone. It still sounds good, at least for a Game Boy Advance game, but it’s a definite step down from the original for me.
  • Graphically, it’s also inferior. Most of the time, it’s fine and looks pretty much just as good as the original, but a few levels have a very “washed out” look, making the colours less clear.
  • You now have to pay in-game money in order to replay any of the boss battles, which is a strange annoyance.

Neutral Changes:

  • All the sound affects have been updated, most of them coming from Donkey Kong 64.
  • All of the map screens have been completely redesigned.
  • Very small changes have been made to a handful of levels.

I do just about prefer the original version, but there’s a lot to love about this remake. It doesn’t have the best reputation, but I don’t think this is fair. I actually wish that there were modern ways to play this game, because it’s a unique experience from the original version and one which I enjoy revisiting from time to time.

Rating: 9.7/10

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A Tribute to Robert Wightman as John-Boy Walton

John-Boy Walton is one of my all-time favourite characters and the most iconic portrayal of the character comes from actor Richard Thomas – he’s certainly my favourite incarnation of John-Boy. Having said that, I also really like the character as played by Robert Wightman. Unfortunately, a lot of fans are very critical of him and I think it’s simply because they don’t like the idea that John-Boy was recast in the first place.

When Richard Thomas played John-Boy, it was the story of a young man who wanted to go to college and be a writer and through hard work and dedication, he was able to achieve his dreams. However, when Robert Wightman played John-Boy, it was the story of a man dealing with the physical and mental wounds of the Second World War while struggling to find his place in the world. He very much seems to be a man who lives in the shadow of his past successes, while unable to return to the same heights. This is illustrated perfectly when comparing two episodes: The Achievement and The Revel – the first is Richard Thomas’s final appearance as a member of the main cast and sees him heading to New York to get an answer about whether or not his novel will be published. The publishers accept his book and he starts an exciting new life in New York. In The Revel, the final regular episode of the show, Robert Wightman’s version of the character heads to New York for the same reason his predecessor did a few years before, only to find that his novel has been rejected. He spirals into a depression, turns to alcohol and ends up homeless, before returning to Walton’s Mountain so that he could find his feet.

I made the video below as a tongue in cheek tribute to Robert Wightman’s performance – highlighting how the character was much more unlucky during the era of time in which Robert Wightman portrayed him, not quite able to live up to his younger self, in much the same way that fans feel he doesn’t live up to Richard Thomas’s version of the character… while also just serving as a sign of appreciation to Robert Wightman for bringing life to a new interpretation of the character.

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The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes by Arthur Conan Doyle

This is the fourth Sherlock Holmes book and the second Sherlock Holmes short story anthology. I tend to think that the short story format is the one which is best suited to the Sherlock Holmes series and this collection includes some of the very best. The book is especially noteworthy due to the fact that it introduces Mycroft Holmes and Professor Moriarty – two fascinating characters who are a huge part of the Holmes canon. Here are my reviews of each of the stories.

Silver Blaze
A classic story which sees Holmes and Watson heading out into the countryside to investigate a murder… and also a disappearing race horse. It’s a good, fun story with a clever resolution.

The Yellow Face
This is a very different story and one in which, as Watson explains at the start, Holmes does not successfully solve the case. In fact, Holmes and Watson don’t play a very active role in the events at all. A man named Mr. Munro comes to them after his wife has started to behave suspiciously. That’s all I’ll say, but I loved it. It’s one of the more progressive Holmes stories.

The Stockbroker’s Clerk
Interestingly, this is the second story in a row in which Holmes and Watson play a rather passive role in the events. It does however present a very unusual mystery (even if slightly similar to The Red Headed League) and it gives a nice insight into the lives of Holmes and Watson following the ending of The Sign of Four.

The Gloria Scott
This story gives us a rare glimpse of Holmes’ life before he met Watson. After a suspicious death in the modern day, Holmes recalls an adventure he shared with his old friend Victor Trevor during his college days. It’s quite a gripping one, but also an especially violent and grim one.

The Musgrave Ritual
Another story which gives us a glimpse at Holmes’s early life and, in fact, is mostly narrated by Holmes himself. This one is quite a mysterious story about an unusual ritual that the Musgrave family has passed down for generations. Its real meaning turns out to be very interesting, making this a story I enjoyed very much.

The Reigate Squire
Holmes is in poor health and so he and Watson head to the countryside so that he can get some rest. Of course, they soon find themselves caught up in yet another mystery, this one surrounding a murder at a nearby household. A fairly average Holmes story, but an enjoyable one all the same.

The Crooked Man
A story which revolves around the murder of a military man. Though this was another story in which Holmes and Watson’s involvement in the cause of events was rather minimal, I still thought it was an especially good one. The backstory behind the crime, which you find out as the story goes on, is really interesting.

The Resident Patient
Another story whose crime has a very interesting backstory. This time Holmes and Watson are approached by a doctor who found himself with his own practise under unusual circumstances, with a Russian nobleman as a patient and a very nervous upstairs neighbour. A really good one.

The Greek Interpreter
A fantastic story and one which introduces us to Sherlock’s older, smarter enigmatic brother, Mycroft. Holmes and Watson go to visit him in order to hear the account of a Greek interpreter, he tells them of a disturbing experience in which he had to translate for a man who had seemingly been kidnapped.

The Naval Treaty
Holmes and Watson become involved in an investigation into a missing naval treaty, which has seemingly been stolen. If leaked, there would be dire consequences on the international stage. Another terrific story – it’s nice to see the pair of them investigating something which such high stakes.

The Final Problem
Holmes has identified that a man named Professor Moriarty is at the heart of a vast interconnected web of organised crime and takes action to bring him down. Holmes and Watson must take flight in order to avoid his wrath – the price they pay to stop Moriarty will be high. This is, perhaps my favourite Sherlock Holmes story.

Overall, it’s a really solid collection of stories and one which I thoroughly recommend. Even if you haven’t read any Sherlock Holmes stories before, this could be a good place to start – you don’t really need any additional information going in and these are some of the best stories in the series.

Rating: 9.4/10

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