Waiting

A couple of years ago, on a particularly nice summer’s day, I was having a day out in Bath with my friends Christian and Dalfino. We had planned to do things as follows: first, we were going to have lunch, then we were going to have a look around the town before ending the day with a nice dinner.
    We arrived and quickly found a place to have lunch. We had an outside seat at an Italian restaurant and each had a pizza. My one was especially delicious and had four kinds of cheese on it. I loved it! Of course, this was accompanied by a lovely cooling glass of Appletiser which went down just perfectly on that warm day. Once we’d finished eating, we waiting for the bill… And we waited a long time. Just before we finished eating, we noticed that the person who was waiting on us had gone home for the day, and it seems everyone else had forgotten about us. Our table was just out of view of the main desk and so, as much as we tried, we couldn’t get anyone’s attention. We also didn’t want to head directly over and ask, because we didn’t want to seem short tempered.
    Three hours later, they realised that we were done and brought us the bill. This was just in time for us to leave the restaurant and walk to another one for dinner.

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Wii Fit

PictureWii Fit is a game that stands defiantly against the negative point of view that video games are bad because people waste time on them when they should be out doing important things like exercising. Wii Fit is basically an exercise programme disguised as a game. This, I think, is a good thing.

To play this game you need the Wii Balance Board which is a rather sophisticated peripheral which you stand on so that it can weigh you and determine how you are standing. When you start the game, a cute, talking version of the Wii Balance Board has you answer a few questions and do a few tests and then gives you your weight, BMI and ‘Fitness Age’. You can set weight-loss goals after this and track your progress every time you play, but after this, you move onto the actual game. You’re then brought to a selection of different types of activity “Yoga”, “Muscle Workouts”, “Aerobic Exercises” and “Balance Games” and I’ll explain each one to you.

With the Yoga option, you’re basically given some yoga tutorials and then left to try them yourself. The tutorials are given by a Wii Fit Trainer, who’s basically just a regular person, and you can choose to have either a male or female trainer. What’s nice is that it measures your balance as you do the poses, so, it can tell you (to some degree) how much you’re improving as time goes by, but, sadly not all of them have that feature. Muscle Workouts are generally the same thing, but are different exercises of varying intensity (also conducted with a Wii Fit Trainer.)

The Aerobic Exercises are quite different and all use your Miis. My favourite feature of Wii Fit was actually in the Aerobic Exercises section; there is a game where, if you run on the spot with the Wii Remote in your pocket, then your Mii goes on a jog around a place called Wuhu Island and it’s the perfect way to go jogging without having to leave the house! You unlock different length runs and so on. Other exercises in this mode include hula hooping and rhythm boxing, which is very fun.

The final section is Balance Games and, while I think they’re the most ‘game’ like, they’re also probably the least good ones. These are mostly all non-exercise based and use the Balance Board in creative ways, like walking over a tight rope or flying around in a bubble. Curiously, one of them, called Zazen, is actually really rather creepy and has you sit in the darkness and stare at a flame.

Over all, this is an enjoyable game and one which I like very much. It’s good at persuading you to come back regularly and to do lots of exercise and I feel like it made me generally fitter, so it did its job. I like the setting of Wuhu Island and it’s been used since in various Nintendo games, which is nice. But if you’re not keen to get a game which is based around exercise, you might not like this.

Rating: 8.6/10

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Kindness Through Inaction

There have been a couple of times lately where people haven’t done anything but, actually, this inaction has actually been an act of kindness. Perhaps that may sound a little strange, so, I’ll explain each one to you.
    First, I was talking to my friend Mairi about how I’m not enormously comfortable with making physical contact with others. I’ve never been the most physical of people, but over the past few years I’ve made some improvements and am generally getting a lot better of it. Mairi told me that she, too, had been quite uncomfortable with making physical contact in the past, but that these days she hugged everybody. But then she added “except you, obviously, as I respect your boundaries” which I thought was very kind. She hadn’t done anything at all, but it felt as nice as any hug could.
    The second was something that happened at work the other day. On my first day, the person at the desk beside mine asked me if I’d like a cup of tea and I explained to her that I’m not really very fond of hot drinks and that I only really drink water. A couple of weeks later, she was getting herself a drink and said “You know, I always feel bad not offering you a drink too” but she had no reason to feel bad. It was actually nicer of her not to do anything, as it showed an understanding of my tastes and that’s what I said to her.
    And it’s funny, I think, that people can not do anything at all, but it can still be appreciated as an act of kindness. It’s just a reflection I wanted to share.

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Social Media Makes Us More Social

Something I hear quite often these days is that social media makes us less social, which seems quite silly to me. I think, really, it’s just a case of people being unfair and saying the past was better than the present while refusing to accept modern trends. There are several ways that social media makes me more social, and they are all things which I imagine apply to lots of other people too.

First, I have made new friends through social media. A few of my closest friends are people who I, at first, spoke to through social media. From then, I’ve gone on to see them all in reality and spend countless real life hours with them, which is probably the epitome of being ‘social’.

Second, when I meet new people, I tend to use social media to consolidate the friendship. People are nice, and when you meet someone for the first time it can sometimes be a little hard to determine whether they’re actually enjoying your company or whether they’re just good at being polite. I find that sending a friend request and then exchanging a few messages helps me to determine whether it is possible to build a friendship.

Thirdly, I use social media to keep in touch with people. Once I’m friends with somebody, I like to remain in contact. As people are drawn very far away, without social media I’d have no way to easily keep in touch… Sure, I could write them letters, and I do write my friends letters, but I simply wouldn’t have the time to regularly write letters to the number of people who I’d like to keep in touch with.

So, basically, social media means that I get more chances to be social with my friends both over the internet and in person. If I thought hard about it, I could probably think of several more points too. I’m sure these all apply to several other people as well. But because people get annoyed when people are on their phones when they meet up in person (and it does annoy me a little bit too) they feel the need to label all social media as bad. Silly.

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The Walking Dead Volume 1, Days Gone Bye by Robert Kirkman

PictureThe Walking Dead is (currently) an ongoing comic book series which follows the life of a man named Rick Grimes as he finds himself in the world of a zombie apocalypse. And when I say ‘finds himself’ I mean it quite literally; he wakes up from a coma and when he does so, the world he knew is gone.

It’s actually quite difficult for me to talk about the plot, because a lot of the things that happen are what I would consider spoilers to share and therefore things I’d not like to include in a review, but perhaps that says something about the quality of the storyline: there are lots of unexpected and exciting twists and turns which keeps things moving along quite nicely. However, there is a slight downside to this in that it does very occasionally feel like things have been rushed.

Character-wise, in this first volume you don’t really get a huge look at anyone beside Rick himself (although other characters are introduced) and I have to say that I like Rick. He’s a normal person and his reactions to this nightmarish world are relatable, he’s our gateway character. I guess certain aspects of his pre-apocalypse life are a little too generic, but this isn’t a huge problem.

The artwork by Tony Moore is also quite nice. I don’t like to talk too much about illustrations as I feel a story can stand on its words alone, but the art does a good job of conveying the hopelessness of the world. I also like that a fairly light and cartoony style is contrasted with a very dark story.

I know zombies have a reputation of being ‘silly’ (a reputation which I don’t think is fair) and I certainly don’t think that this fits that reputation at all. Kirkman explains in the introduction that he wants to use the zombie idea in order to explore human nature and morality, and I think it’s the perfect canvas on which to do so! The story is definitely off to a good start.

Rating: 8.9/10

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A Man Eating Pie

Do you remember December 2013? If not, let me refresh your memory. You headed over to Trusty Water Blog to see what the latest posts were and you read an entertaining (if slightly morbid and sad) entry entitled “Sir Lawrence the 2nd” which had been written by guest author Chloe Ward. The pleasure of having finished reading it, however, shortly turned to sadness; sadness caused by the fact that Chloe didn’t have a blog where you could find more work of her’s.
    Well, guess what?
    A little over a year later, you’re finally going to get what you’ve wanted all this time! Chloe has just launched A Man Eating Pie where she will be regularly posting blog posts from now on. Of the small selection of posts she’s already written, my favourite has to be her review of the recent Fifty Shades of Grey adaptation. Entertaining and informative! We’ve got more reviews like that to look forward to too. She’s also going to be regularly sharing her dreams, which could get quite interesting. So, A Man Eating Pie is definitely something to keep your eye on! Although keep in mind it’s not quite as child friendly as I am here.
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Etiquette and Niceness

The other day I found myself reading a few things by William Hanson (an ‘Etiquette Expert’), which I found quite interesting. I also found it more than a little disagreeable. The idea of etiquette is basically a set of rules that people can follow in order to be nice to others, but I don’t think they work. These rules don’t seem to be things that will appeal to everyone and are therefore not that likely to maximise the level of happiness when interacting with others, which, really, is what I think you should be aiming for when socialising. To stick to this rigid set of rules, or to expect that things would be best if everyone stuck to them, is rather unwise; maybe even naive. These things cannot be achieved through rules and the best way to make people happiest will be different for everyone; you have to determine the needs of each person and act accordingly. No set of rules cover everybody.

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Employment At Last

Monday’s blog post was quite a negative post about the serious problems with the Job Centre and so, to counter that, today’s post will be a positive one about the fact that I have now found some full time employment!
    I was contacted a couple of weeks ago by an agency who saw my CV online and I thought I might be a good match for a vacancy at Park Lane Press. A few days later I had an interview, and things seemed to go very well. The job they thought I’d be good for was that of a ‘Telesales Executive’ which would have just involved calling their clients to see if they needed any more print work, but before the interview they took a look at this website and they were very impressed. They were so impressed, in fact, that they created a whole new side to the job, just for me!
    So, now I work as their “Social Media Content Manager / Telesales Executive” and 50% of my time is dedicated to calling their clients (as originally planned) and the other 50% is dedicated to running their social media and improving their online presence. I’ve been building them a whole new website and there’ll soon be a blog published with regular posts by me! I love this job. I have a good deal of creative freedom and having two distinctive things to take care of means that I don’t do the exact same thing for hours.
    The only small downside of this is that, with a full time job on my hands, I’m finding it a little hard to juggle all of my other pursuits. I’ll be writing much fewer articles for Rice Digital from now on as a result of this. But I don’t want that to sound like a complaint, I’m very happy right about all of this and I’m writing that more as an apology than anything else.
    To end this post, I’d just like to say that it’s quite nice how all this worked out; when I was still in university, I often thought that it could be good to work for Park Lane Press… and now I do!

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Why the Job Centre is Awful

For the past six months I’ve been visiting the Job Centre as someone who requires their service as well as serving as their unpaid General Administrator for a brief period from October to December. I have to say I haven’t liked anything about my interactions with them at all and through my experiences I’ve realised that they’re a dreadful organisation and are a real problem at the heart of our society.

First, I’ll talk about what it was like to be a customer. I need to pay £60 a week as rent and they were giving me £57, so, they weren’t giving quite enough. It also costs £5 to travel there and back on the bus, but at least they do cover transport costs… Or, at least half of them; they have a ludicrous policy of not covering your travel money on ‘Signing Days’ which, for me, a person who is 21 or younger, is every other weekly visit. So they only really cover 50% of the travel costs, if that. They never bring it up and you can’t have them automatically add it to your payments either, so, if you forget to say something, you don’t get it. They never do back payments either.

I suppose the worst thing wasn’t that they only gave me £57 a week (which wasn’t enough) but the fact that they had decided that, until I left them, I would only have £57 a week. During those six months, I had little bits of part time and temporary employment here and there, which you would have thought would be a nice financial aid for me, but, nope! If I earned more than £5, every penny I earned was taken out of my payments. So, really, it makes applying for part time work, especially part time work that you don’t even like, almost a complete waste of time. It will be a new addition to your CV and I guess that’s all you’re supposed to take from it, because every bit of work you do while at the Job Centre will feel like it was unpaid.

But, maybe they’ve got really good customer service skills and are really helpful? Nope to both things. I can very quickly explain all the ‘help’ they give you in your job search; they’ll print off an advert for one random job in the area, tell you to apply for it and if you don’t they’ll cut you off. So, it just boils down to negative reinforcement, really. It’s also painfully obvious that you’re not seen as a person to them, rather just another number in the system. Despite the fact that I did a work placement there for a couple of months, even my allocated ‘work coach’ struggled to remember my full name the whole time (even though it was written on the screen in front of her!). Anything you tell them about the kind of work you’re interested in doing is always completely forgotten by the next time you come in (or probably as soon as you leave the room) and I can’t honestly say I was given any ‘help’ at all when it came to finding a job. No pointers on making CVs or cover letters, no advice on what a degree can do.

Though it was while I was working there on my work placement that I realised just how awful it was there. I had to sign a confidentiality form before I started, so I shall have to tread lightly in regards to what I can say now. One of my duties there was to sort their incoming and outgoing mail and, fairly regularly, the incoming mail contained complaints and these complaints illustrated quite clearly that the Job Centre is deeply inconsiderate of the unwell and the disabled. Not that they’re considerate of any of their customers; when I had to help customers on the computers (which was one of my duties) the staff would often make derogatory comments about them when they were out of earshot. Often, rather hypocritically, they would joke that customers were ‘slow’ because they couldn’t use the computers well, despite the fact that the majority of the staff there only had the most limited understanding of how to operate their computers. And if making fun of them isn’t bad enough, there were at least two occasions where a ‘job coach’ actively decided to lie to their customer before they arrived!

The customers really are nothing to them though; for a few days I was asked to carry boxes of files up stairs so that they could be filed later. I didn’t know the correct way to file the papers, and I told them so, only to be told every day that I’d be told how to ‘tomorrow’. Eventually tomorrow arrived over a week later and they told me how to file them (in two seconds “alphabetical by name” so goodness only knows why I wasn’t told sooner) so I went upstairs to file these ten boxes full of paper work, only to find that they had sent somebody up a little earlier to destroy them and they were already gone! I certainly hope that didn’t cause trouble for anyone, but it almost certainly did.

These are the only things I remember at the moment, though there are doubtlessly other stories of their awful uncaring attitude which I’m forgetting for a second. I’ve also said nothing of their sanction-happy mentality; they’re rewarded for sanctioning customers and cutting off their money and so are always keen to do so; I, thankfully, was able to avoid this, though my brother was given a two month sanction for failing to apply for a job which he wasn’t shown how to find  online; how many of the less computer-literate customers must get sanctioned for this? And how many of them really need the money? How many will starve without it? It’s disgusting and I sincerely hope that some changes are made soon.

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New Super Luigi U

PictureI’ve complained in the past that the New Super Mario Bros. games are all the same and this game is literally the same as New Super Mario Bros. U but with some level changes here and there. Guess I must really hate this game then, right? Wrong! I actually like it even more than New Super Mario Bros. U as I feel all its changes make it quite a unique addition to the series and, while it may be quite similar to its predecessor, I can’t really fault it on that as it was originally made just as an extension to it, rather than its own game.

The most significant change to this game is the fact that it doesn’t feature Mario. The opening cutscene to this game is even the same as the one in New Super Mario Bros. U except without Mario. This allows Luigi, the Mario Bro I’ve always liked most, to take centre stage. This isn’t just a superficial change either; Luigi actually controls quite a lot differently to Mario, just as he did in certain older titles.

You might be concerned that the lack of Mario may also mean that the game lacks a four-player co-operative mode, but don’t worry! It doesn’t mean that. Nabbit the thief has been added as a playable character and he also has his own unique play style. Nabbit cannot be harmed by enemies, though he also can’t use power ups (he just steals them and doesn’t use them) meaning that one player will be able to use his special powers either for good or evil when playing with others. Sadly, the other two characters are still just a couple of Toads.

The levels also have their own interesting difference; they’re a bit shorter, but also much harder with much trickier designs and greatly reduced time limit. For some, I suppose, this could be seen as a negative thing, but I certainly don’t see it that way. I appreciated the greater level of difficulty and felt a much greater sense of achievement when completing a level.

In conclusion, it is a good improvement over New Super Mario Bros. U but it does still have many of its downsides. The New Super Mario Bros. aesthetic, for example, is something I find rather boring and the boss battles still aren’t great. But it’s certainly nice that there’s another Luigi-based game and I appreciate the things they did to make it different.

Rating: 8.7/10


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