Curse

Funnily enough, somebody once actually placed a curse on me. It was a cold morning back in 2008 and there was a slight drizzle. I was standing around outside the school with some friends and waiting for the school day to begin. There was an air vent on the side of one of the more modern buildings and warm air always blew out of it which made it ideal for cold mornings.
    While standing there, I noticed somebody walking along in my direction. This was somebody who, for some reason which I can’t quite remember, never really liked me. I never thought of him negatively, but I did find certain ideas of his to be rather silly. One time I remember, for example, he had a camera in the class and he kept telling me specifically not to touch it, imagining I would break it or something and then, when he was out of the classroom doing something else, I had to touch his camera because it was in the way of what I was doing and he was furious.
    Anyway, he didn’t like me at all, but I kind of regarded him quite fondly. This morning, when I saw him coming along, he altered his walking path and started heading towards me. He often had these little lectures that he liked to give me, about behaviour standards that he thought I should adhere to.
    “I’m going to put a curse on you,” he said in, as books often put it, a very ‘matter of fact” kind of way.
    “Oh are you?” I said. “I’ve never been cursed before. What will it actually do?”
    “It will mean that you’re going to die young,” he said and smiled rather maliciously.
    “Well, that’s not very nice,” I said. “I don’t suppose you could give me an exact date?”
    “Don’t ask such silly questions!” he said, and walked off.
    So, I guess, if I end up dying while I could still be considered ‘young’ it might just be a case of fantastical homicide! Still, a good seven years have passed since then and I am still living. It’s been the opposite of a curse, really, as all it’s done is provide me with an interesting anecdote to share with friends!

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Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the HedgehogThe Sonic the Hedgehog series is one that I am quite fond of and this is the game that started it all. I have a certain respect for this game for being the originator of a franchise that I get a lot of enjoyment out of, but having said that, I don’t actually think this game is all that good. To be honest, I’m baffled that this very flawed game was ever considered a rival to the greatly superior Super Mario World.

As I’m sure you can guess, you play as Sonic the Hedgehog and the story is rather simple as is quite common with 2D platforming games from that era. Dr. Robotnik (or Eggman, as he will always be called to me) has been building an army of robots and using innocent little animals as the fuel to power them, so Sonic sets out across the land, destroying the robots, freeing the little creatures and fighting Robotnik several times along the way. While he’s not yet the charming and hilarious villain he would later be, I still like him a lot in this game.

The game hasn’t got a save feature, so, it’s one of those games you have to complete in one go (although it does have a secret code you can enter which allows you to use any stage, which I used instead of saving) and, as is common with games of this kind, it isn’t all that long. The first level is Green Hill Zone, which has become quite iconic over the years and is quite nice. I was also rather fond of the underwater level, Labyrinth Zone which had you going through some mysterious, submerged ruins. Every third level also has a boss fight at the end of it; the boss fights are generally pretty easy, though one or two of them are rather tricky. I quite like Sonic‘s unique ring system where you collect rings in the levels and they then act as your health. If you get hit, you drop all your rings and have to quickly collect them again. The more rings you have, the easier they are to recollect and a skilled player might be able to survive on one ring for quite some time.

What I didn’t like about the game was its control system. Sonic generally felt very slidey and it always felt difficult to properly aim his jumps when attacking enemies. What’s worse is that this game is based around speed; Sonic’s unique ability is his power to run at the speed of sound. This on its own is a nice enough concept, but the problem stems from the fact that none of the game’s levels seem to be designed around this idea and, more often than not, if you go fast you’ll die because you’ll run into a sneakily placed enemy or trap. So instead I just moved very slowly through all the levels, making some of them feel like a chore.

I don’t want to be too negative, because without this game there’d be no other Sonic games and I like some of the later ones a lot, but this game does have some big problems. It’s not too bad and I did genuinely enjoy some of the levels, but with poorly designed levels, difficult controls and a rather bland soundtrack this wasn’t the classic I expected it to be.

Rating: 5.9/10

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Abusing the System

I suppose this is the third in my series of anti-Job Centre blog posts, with the first two being here and here. Today I’m going to talk about the ways in which the Job Centre system can be abused, and how I personally have encountered an abuse of the system. Now, you may think that I’m talking about people lying about their circumstances in order to wrongly claim benefits, which is the kind of thing the media would have you believe is happening all the time, but I am actually talking about an abuse of the system from the other side.
    Back in October, I got a call from a recruitment agency telling me that they had a week’s worth of work for me. The details were left vague, but I was told I would be a Market Researcher and that I would be distributing surveys so it didn’t sound too bad to me. Of course, in order to claim any money from the Job Centre, part of the agreement is that you will accept any work you are offered, so I didn’t really have a whole lot of choice in taking this position.
    But this Market Research position was actually a job that involved distributing Conservative propaganda to people in their home. So, imagine you are somebody who depends on the Job Centre financially; you don’t like how it works and think that the system is not very good. Then, without any actual choice of your own, you have to hand out propaganda for the political group who arranged this system and who, in fact, have plans to make it even worse for you. But, on the bright side, there’s the money, right? Well, no. It was one week only, and that money will then just be reduced from your normal payments from the Job Centre.
    So, really, the system can be quite easily abused by the government for a free supply of propaganda dispensers. The rule that you have to accept any job really should have at least the smallest degree of leeway.

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One Reason That I Did Not Vote Conservative

What with the election coming up, I felt like I should probably write a topical blog post. I don’t quite feel that it would be right of me to say “you should vote for party X” because, really, all of the parties are flawed and while I may preceive one as the best option, somebody else may not quite agree. So, instead, I am simply going to talk about one of the reasons I did not vote for the Conservative party as this is something I feel needs some consideration. Also, in case you are confused about me talking about voting in the past tense when the voting day is still in the future; I have a postal vote, so I’ve already sent my vote off in the mail.
    One thing that dedicated readers will know about me is that I do not like the Job Centre. Sure, I like the idea of a system to financially support those who are unemployed, the problem is that the system is not very helpful and they’re only too keen to sanction people for the most trivial of reasons. A vote for the Conservatives would make this already awful system even worse. Their plan is to enforce thirty hours of mandatory community service on any young person who makes a claim for financial support while looking for work. Also, this support will not be provided for more than six months. This is presented as a good thing.
    Firstly, is it really very moral to make people work so many hours for less than minimum wage? The answer is no. But the problem is that this is presented as a good thing because it will supposedly give people some useful experience which will make it easier to find employment. But, why would that make finding employment easier? It will be something that all young people have on their CV and will only be as helpful as the mandatory work experience they do at school (by which I mean, not very helpful at all). Nobody will be any better than anybody else, because everybody will have the same minimal experience. All it will do is wear down unemployed people, making them less enthusiastic about looking for more work and then just leading them to poverty once they’re cut off after six months.
    So, if you are considering voting for the Conservatives, please keep in mind these things. They have other policies which I also do not agree with, but it is the Job Centre which I have the most first-hand experience of and feel most confident writing about.

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Doctor Who: Festival of Death by Jonathan Morris

PictureFestival of Death is part of the BBC’s Past Doctor Adventures range and is a brand new adventure for the Fourth Doctor, Romana and K9, which just so happens to be one of my absolute favourite TARDIS teams. This novel is excellent, and if you need more than just my word, this was the single Fourth Doctor novel which was reprinted for the fiftieth anniversary of Doctor Who!

The story is quite clever and uses time travel as a central point; the Doctor and his companions arrive on a space station where some kind of disaster is clearly unfolding. As they get on with saving the day, as they always do, they find out that many of the people recognise them there; it is soon revealed that they had arrived there earlier in time and already wrapped up the biggest part of the problem, which seems like a nice curiosity to them, until they found out that the Doctor sacrificed his life to save everybody…

What’s good about this novel is the fact that it has the perfect mixture of comedy and sadness. At times I found it very funny and there’s a lot of jokes which are subtle jabs at certain tropes found commonly in Doctor Who and they fit in very well (indeed, I can imagine them being in actual television stories from that time.) But things do get very dark; this contrast of humour against sadness strengthens the impact of both.

There is also a good set of characters; of course, the Doctor, Romana and K9 are all very good (and the Doctor, especially, comes off well in this one) but the characters made especially for this story are also very memorable; my favourite is a computer system named ERIC. ERIC is a very likeable computer system and I couldn’t help but feel very sorry for him. In fact, the ERIC’s story is probably the darkest and saddest thing about the book.

So, if you’re a Doctor Who fan and you think a clever, emotional, witty story is what you’d like, then this is definitely worth your time!

Rating: 8.9/10

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Corsham Train Station

Over the last year or so there’s been a lot of talk about a train station opening (or, I should say, reopening) in Corsham, more than I have ever known there be before. This has gotten me quite excited and I really hope that it will actually happen because it will be hugely beneficial to me. As somebody who is looking to find employment, a train station would broaden my horizons; it’d make it much easier for me to work in Bath (which is the place I most want to work) but it will also make it possible for me to work in places which are just too hard to reach on the bus (such as Bristol, where the majority of the jobs I want are!). On top of that, it would also improve my social life; people who live far away will be able to visit me much more easily, and I’ll also be able to easily pop down to Bath to meet the few friends I still have in the nearby area. Anyway, while it has been decided that a station is potentially viable, they are still researching the matter, so, people in Corsham, please fill out this survey, and let them know just how useful it will be!

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Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3

PictureThis is the third and final game in the Super Mario Land trilogy as well as being the first game in the much better Wario Land series! Yes, having been so popular as the villain in the previous game, Wario is now the star of the third Super Mario Land game.

The story goes that after his failed attempt at stealing Mario’s castle, Wario is looking to get himself his own castle. In search of treasure, he heads to Kitchen Island where he crosses paths with a group of pirates known as the Black Sugar Gang. The game has you exploring Kitchen Island and fighting the Black Sugar Gang as you go along.

One of the best things about this game is getting to play as Wario. Unlike Mario, Wario is a big tough guy and his strength definitely comes across in his playstyle. It’s fun to charge through enemies and knock down walls and, not only that, but Wario has some pretty cool power-ups too. Two of my favourites are a dragon shaped hat that can breathe fire and a rocket powered hat that lets you charge very fast!

Another very appealing thing about this game is that it has a good feeling of exploring the unknown. The environments are all very natural and secluded areas and the game has a superb soundtrack which really reinforces this atmosphere. Plus, of course, there’s a whole new set of enemies which makes it clear that this is not the part of the Mushroom World that you are familiar with.

The levels are very well designed too, I’ll tell you about two of my favourites. In one, you have to get through the stage as quickly as you can because there is a huge wave of lava coming up behind you! In another, you move slowly and peacefully through a cave while riding on the back of a creature called a Pouncer. There’s also a strong focus on treasure hunting; the amount of money and treasure you collect as you go through the levels will affect how the game ends.

There’s not really anything bad about this game I can say. I guess it is a little bit short (but not too much and there is a lot of reason to replay levels) and also Mario fans might be disappointed to find out that Mario himself only has a tiny role in this game (but I found his scene very funny). Of the Super Mario Land trilogy, I’d say it’s definitely the best and I think it is one of the best Game Boy games overall too. Well worth a try!

Rating: 8.9/10

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Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins

PictureAfter the success of Super Mario Land there’s no surprise that it was eventually followed up with a sequel. For once, I’m actually pleased with the sense of continuity and ongoing narrative, as the story behind this game is quite clever: while Mario was off saving the day in Sarasaland, Wario took control over his castle back home and, in fact, had been the person behind all of the bad goings on in Sarasaland! Very good, for the Super Mario series.

Speaking of things I like, this is the game that introduced us to Wario. For those who don’t know, Wario is a kind of evil twin to Mario. He’s a greedy, money-obsessed character with a comically bizarre design. Wario has gone on to be a regular character in the Mario series and has even gone on to have his own series of games. Right from his first appearance he’s very likeable and it is the introduction of Wario, perhaps, that is this game’s best feature… Even if he is only the final boss.

But there’s something strange about this game. There are a lot of things about it which, independently, I like very much, for example: there’s a nice big over-world map, unique choices of enemies (such as the three little pigs) and unusual level locations (like the inside of a whale) but despite all of these qualities, things just don’t quite gel for me. The soundtrack is generally quite bland and the controls feel quite floaty and just generally ‘off’ so I wonder if these two things might be what’s spoiling my enjoyment of it.

It’s by no means a bad game and, if you can find a cheap copy of it, by all means give it a try because maybe you’ll like it more than me. I just feel like the game has a good premise and lots of good ideas and it’s all the more disappointing because of that. It could have been a superb Mario game, but for me it just misses the mark.

Rating: 6.7/10

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Super Mario Land

PictureThe Game Boy was Nintendo’s first real portable console and, as I’m sure you can understand, they were keen to get a brand new Super Mario game ready to be released alongside it and Super Mario Land was that game.

Super Mario Land has a lot in common with other 2D platforming games in the series, but also has a fair few elements which give it a unique identity. Usually Mario travels through the Mushroom Kingdom in order to rescue Princess Peach from Bowser, but this time he travels through Sarasaland in order to rescue Princess Daisy from Tatanga. On the one hand, Tatanga is an interesting and mysterious villain and I wish he had appeared in more games, on the other, Princess Daisy is basically Peach but with a different colour scheme (and she is the one who’s gone on to make lots of appearances, but I guess some people like her, so I shouldn’t complain).

However, while the change of characters is interesting, I think the best thing about this game is the change of setting. Sarasaland gives you creatures and locations that you don’t find in other Super Mario games, for example you’ll find yourself exploring ancient temples, or in a place based on Easter Island (with Moai-like creatures!) and even a place based on ancient China. Sure, you’ll see some enemies that look like the creatures you’re familiar with from other games, but even they are a little different. What’s most exciting is that, unlike the Mushroom Kingdom, Sarasaland cannot be entirely transversed on foot and some levels have you driving a submarine or airplane!

If that all sounds quite exciting to you, there’s something you need to bear in mind: it’s very short. There are four worlds and each of those are made up of three individual levels, so, that is only twelve levels for the whole game. I completed the whole game twice (once normally and then again in hard mode) in only forty minutes. At the risk of sounding arrogant, maybe I’m just very good at it, but I think most people might make short work of this game. But I think it’s always important to remember “quality over quantity”; in many ways it feels like a better version of Super Mario Bros. and that game has more than double the number of levels. I like Super Mario Land for its unique levels and enemies, having a catchy soundtrack and for just being generally enjoyable.

Rating: 7/10

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(This game can also be downloaded in the 3DS eShop.)

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Write What You Feel

I absolutely loved my time on Bath Spa University’s Creative Writing course. Not only was it extremely useful in helping me to understand what exactly I need to do in order to go forward as a professional writer, but it was also very fun. I produced lots of work there that I am very proud of and came up with ideas which I will continue to develop for years to come.
    One thing I wanted to say, though, is that I realised lately, that I kind of feel that I was a little put off of writing just for the sake of writing while I was there. I was put into the mind frame of “Who would be the audience for this?”, “How could this be published?” and so on. Of course, these are all important questions and things which any writer should consider when starting a project, but it’s not always important; maybe sometimes you’ll get a really silly idea for a story that you just want to write for fun, and why on Earth shouldn’t you? It may not be publishable, but writing is supposed to be fun, and I think it’s something we should be careful not to lose track of.
    Now, I don’t want to say that the course sucked all the fun out of writing for me! That is absolutely not true, and perhaps it was more a case of me having been giving some things to consider, only for me to then apply them too often. The course, ultimately, was a hugely positive impact on my writing, but this is one minor negative I realised (and acted on) lately and something I felt it was important to highlight.

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