The Hidden Tower

I’m sure regular readers will remember who David Tubb is, and, most probably they’ll also remember his Tumblr blog where he posts photos and such from various projects of his. Well, now he has started a new more bloggy blog where he writes about things he’s been doing and whatnot. That blog, The Hidden Tower, can be found by clicking that link (you may realise that he uses wonderful Weebly too!). His plan is to update it every Tuesday, so, be sure to check each week to see if there’re new entries.
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Advertisement Campaign

Just the other day I was heading out to visit my friends Elliott Egan and Chris Hunter at a lovely Corsham pub named The Two Pigs (originally owned by two policemen, funnily enough). Anyway, I was walking along the path beside the road when a lorry drove passed.
    “Get a haircut!” shouted the driver. I must admit, my hair is currently a little longer than usual.
    Anywho, I carried on walking along until I got to the pub and met with my friends. I chatted with them for a while and eventually I told them about the lorry driver and his fashion advice.
    “I guess that must be a new advertisement campaign,” said Chris. “Hairdressers pay lorry drivers to shout haircut suggestions to people, who’ll then get their hair cut!”
    And I thought that was a pretty clever joke, clever enough to warrant it becoming a blog entry. But then I realised, it’s even funnier than that: there’s a hairdressers on that road I was walking down, and the lorry driver shouted to me as I was standing just outside it! It all fits together…

(Also, don’t miss today’s Finger Puppet Show!)
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Mushroom Kingdom Culture

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As I’m sure anybody who’s played a game in the Mario series will agree, the Mushroom Kingdom is a very unusual place. But the thing is, we’re never told about how any of it works, it’s always just “Here’s the strange world, now here’s Mario and here’s what you’re doing” so for today’s blog entry, I’ve decided to make some conclusions about the cultural beliefs of the Mushroom Kingdom people, based on the evidence seen in the games. Perhaps this kind of theorising will become a regular thing on my blog, but also equally, perhaps not.
    Today I’m going to be talking about the fact that, in games such as Mario Kart Wii, Mario appears both as an adult and as his younger self (Baby Mario) at the same time. This doesn’t just happen with Mario either: Luigi, Peach, Daisy and Donkey Kong have also played sports with younger versions of themselves.
    One thing that’s important to remember is that, in the Mushroom World, science has reached the level where time travel is a reality. Professor E. Gadd built a time machine in Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time and a fun time travel adventure was had, but that definitely wasn’t the only time machine in existence; Bowser owned  a time machine years before (as seen in the game Mario’s Time Machine) and since he’s no genius, he probably had it built for him. Now, it may be expensive, but I think time machines are probably commercially available in the Mushroom Kingdom.
    Anyway, before I continue, I want to talk about the real world for a bit. In some cultures it is considered that, during the different stages of life one person will be several other people… Does that make sense? Basically, if you take a person as a teenager and then the same person during their retirement, they’ll probably be quite different and so some people believe that you actually ARE a different person, which is fairly reasonable, I suppose. They even have different names at different times of life! So what do you think would happen if a society which had access to time travel believed in this?
    Well, it seems to me that we can reach the conclusion that Baby Mario comes along to most of the events Mario hosts because it is considered polite to invite him. For Mario, Baby Mario will be a person who he knows very well and is separate from him and since he can very easily contact him through time travel, it’s only natural that he’d pop back to get Baby Mario for a spot of golf every now and then.
 And so there you have it, one of the mysteries of the Mushroom Kingdom explained! Perhaps I’ll do some more over analysing in future…

(I do not own the copyright of the image)


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Sabre Wulf (Game Boy Advance)

PictureBefore Rare existed there was another video game company which could be called their predecessor. This other company was Ultimate Play the Game and one set of games made by them was the Sabre Wulf series. Years later Rare made a new Sabre Wulf instalment which was full of references to the Ultimate Play the Game days and an excellent game in its own right.

In this game you play as a nineteenth century style explorer named Sabreman as he wanders around the game’s world trying to undo the evil of villain Dr. Dolittle-Goode (fantastic name!) and the titular Sabre Wulf. There’s a combination of exploration in the 3D overworld and more linear 2D side scrolling levels that you find on the map.

The 3D sections are probably the better of the two types of play. It’s certainly not glorified map screen and it plays rather like an RPG. Every area in the game has numerous non-playable characters that you can talk to, many of which will present you with side-quests, which is quite nice as it adds to the game’s lifespan. There’re also shops you can visit where you can buy things to help you in the side scrolling levels, the most common purchase being various kinds of creatures, but I’ll talk about them in a minute.

In the 2D areas you have to walk through various tropical locations in order to get where Sabre Wulf is sleeping. Each time Sabre Wulf has stolen an item (which could be anything, from a priceless artefact to a living person) and so, when you reach him, Sabreman takes the item, Sabre Wulf wakes up and then there’s a hurried race back to the start. But it’s not quite as simple as that, Sabreman cannot make it through these stages by himself and so he needs help from the creatures I mentioned earlier. There could be, for example, a giant pile of rocks blocking your way and so you’d summon a bomb creature to blow them up, or there could be a tough looking monster in the way, so you’d summon a strong creature of your own who’d defeat it with a club. But you can only use each of the creatures a limited number of times, so you need to be strategic! There are quite a few of these creatures, and each of them has their own unique ability. I found it fun seeing all the different things they could do by using them in different situations and I certainly liked collecting them all.

On the whole, this was a very fun game and I think that it is often unfairly overlooked. You’re presented with a variety of exotic environments and the whole game has a rather magical feel to it. Rating: 9.1/10

Buy it here.

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The Third Doctor Bookending

The first time you see the Third Doctor he falls out of the TARDIS at the start of the story Spearhead From Space. Years later Jon Pertwee agreed to play the part again for a fan film called Devious and his final scene in that is the same as his first Spearhead From Space. This was the very last time he played the Doctor and so his very first scene is the same as his very last .
(The left image is a screen capture from Devious, available on The War Games DVD. The right image is a screen capture from the Spearhead From Space DVD. I own the copyright of neither.)

(Also, today is Friday so do not miss this week’s Finger Puppet Show!)

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Lofty and the Nickname

I’ve mentioned before that I’ve had a few nice chats with somebody named Lofty (strangely, the last time I wrote about him on here was exactly one year ago yesterday!). Now, as I’m sure you can guess ‘Lofty’ is not his real name; rather it’s a nickname of his. I didn’t make this nickname up myself, I just heard it from my Dad several years ago when I first met Lofty and so that is how I have referred to him since. I’m guessing he got this name because he’s quite tall (just like I am).

Anyway, a few months ago I was in Co-Operative doing a little bit of shopping and, just as I was about to leave, I saw Lofty coming in with a friend of his.

“Oh, look, here comes Lofty!” I thought to myself. My chats with him always seem to be pretty entertaining, so I was quite happy to see him.

“Oh, look, here comes Lofty!” he said to his friend.

At first I was a little confused. Why was he saying the exact thing I had just been thinking? But then, when he came over and started chatting with me, I realised exactly what he meant: he doesn’t know my name either, so ‘Lofty’ was his nickname for me too! I liked that a lot. I sometimes felt bad calling him ‘Lofty’ because, for all I knew, it was a nickname that could offend him, but since he uses the same for me, I have no reason to feel bad. Plus, it’s quite nice, since, he obviously enjoys chatting to me as much as I do to him, because why else would he have a nickname for me? So that was a nice little coincidence, I thought.

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Funeral Music

Abide With Me is my favourite hymn and I have two different versions of it on my iPod. I’ve liked it for quite some time, but I’ve heard it at every funeral I’ve been to (I think) and I’ve realised that, now, it’s a little bit more of a sad song for me because of that. If, say, ten people I knew suddenly died over the next month and then Abide With Me was at ALL of their funerals, I don’t think I’d be able to casually enjoy the song anymore due to the association. So this leads me to a conclusion: why would I want my favourite song played at my funeral? That will stop the people I know from enjoying that song because I’ve then tarnished it with sad memories! Why not just always play absolutely awful rubbish at funerals? That’ll save the songs.

😉

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Top 5 Incarnations of the Doctor

Doctor Who is one of my absolute favourite television shows. For me, its only real rival is The Waltons. One of the best things about Doctor Who, I think, is the way that it changes. In any other series, if you want to see a reinterpretation of the main character you have to wait years for it to be remade or look online for fan projects, but with Doctor Who, the main character, or, the Doctor, is reinterpreted every few years, and the best thing is, it all happens without them having to change the continuity or anything. Originally, I was going to make a ‘Top 10 Incarnations of the Doctor’ but I’d feel bad leaving out just one, and ‘Top 11 Incarnations of the Doctor’ doesn’t really flow well. Anyway, without further ado, I’d better get started.

Number 5 is The Ninth Doctor.

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Back in 2005, I’d only seen a little bit of Doctor Who via my Dad’s old videos and DVDs. I thought it was pretty cool, and I especially liked the Third and Seventh Doctors, but I wasn’t the huge fan that I am now. Then, in March, Doctor Who came back and I thought “Oh, that’s nice, some brand new episodes to see” and so I watched all of that series and, my goodness, I think it was incredible! I still think that the 2005 series is the best one since Doctor Who came back; pretty much every single episode was of a very high standard. So, this is when I became a proper ‘fan’ of the show. Of course, part of that is due to the Ninth Doctor himself. All of a sudden, the Doctor is a little more mysterious than he had been before, mainly due to being seen from the point of view of Rose Tyler, but also due to having taken part in a mysterious war since we last saw him. This Doctor can be both serious, and also very funny, and that’s a very good mixture for the character, all of which is why he is my number five. The biggest downside to him is that he only has thirteen episodes… I must also say that I was very torn between giving the number five spot to the Tenth Doctor and the Ninth Doctor, but in the end, the Ninth won. Just.

(Image screen captured from the episode ‘Rose’ available in the Series 1 Box Set .)

Number 4 is The Fourth Doctor.

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The Fourth Doctor is, I’m sure, the best Doctor for many people and, while I do think he’s very good, he’s not my number one. I suppose the best way to describe him, is just to say he’s kind of weird. Now, I know that sounds very rude, weird being quite an offensive word, but I mean that in a completely positive way. He’s very unique, and all of his quirks are very charming. This is the Doctor who offers jelly babies to allies and enemies alike, who one time saves himself by randomly being able to scream really loudly, who tossed his hat onto a Dalek’s eye piece and then shoved it away and who, basically, did whatever he wanted. The goal seems to have been to make this Doctor seem very alien, and I think it worked exceptionally well.

(Image screen captured from the Robot DVD.)

Number 3 is The Fifth Doctor.

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I must admit, I only recently started to like the Fifth Doctor, but I can see now that he is really very good. I always used to think he was just boring, but then a friend of mine told me that the Fifth was his favourite, so I decided to give him a bit of a reassessment. I bought a boxset of three more of his stories and rewatched everything of the Fifth Doctor I had, and, after that, my opinion of him was much higher. With the other Doctors you get the impression that they’re unstoppable heroes who go out on adventures because they really love doing it, whereas with the Fifth you get the impression that this is a very put upon, vulnerable man who so often saves the universe, simply because he HAS to because, if he doesn’t, who will? Despite his very good intentions, things never go well for him; his companions often get annoyed at him and start being mean, he’s one of the few Doctors who suffered the death of a companion, and while other Doctors would save the day, make some kind of joke and happily head off in the TARDIS, he’d often be left horrified with all the death and destruction he’d witnessed. He’s just so endearing.

(Image screen captured from the Earthshock DVD.)

Number 2 is The Third Doctor.

Unlike most of the other Doctors, the Third spent a big portion of his life living on Earth, which makes quite a difference to his era. The Third Doctor, despite being my second favourite Doctor, actually has my favourite story of all Doctor Who: Inferno. But the best thing about him, I think, is that he’s a man who seems to be very reasonable. Sure, he does seem to be a little reckless in his early stories (mainly due to his anger at having to live on Earth) but he quickly becomes a much more mature and responsible man and, in the end, his decision to take responsibility for his actions is what cost him his life. Another thing is, he seems to have a really strong affection for all of his companions and lots of the people he meets during his adventures; this isn’t really a particular thing that he DOES it’s just that, whenever he’s having a chat with somebody you just get the impression that he really cares for them, without being over the top about it, and I really like that. He’s also the first Doctor I ever saw, and I remember I really liked him when I was a young child, I used to call him ‘The Nice Doctor’.

(Image screen captured from the Day of the Daleks DVD.)

Number 1 is The Second Doctor.

I must admit, the distance between first and second on this countdown is VERY small, but the Second Doctor wins, even if only by an inch. The Second is nearly always so jolly, which makes it fun to watch him even if it’s an episode which isn’t particularly exciting, so he’s able to make all of his stories very enjoyable! Everything he does is pretty loveable, really; in a good situation he’ll probably be having a laugh while eating a sandwich with his companions, in a bad situation he’ll get all worried and flustered, so he’ll cling onto his companion Jamie for protection. Strangely, I’m finding him to be the hardest to write about, but perhaps that’s because every single thing about him is excellent. The biggest downside, of course, is the fact that the BBC wiped so many of his stories, and now he has very few complete stories left. Hopefully more will be discovered sometime soon…

(Image screen captured from The Three Doctors DVD.)

(Also, it’s Friday, so don’t miss today’s Finger Puppet Show! This week’s features Jake and Amir.)

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A Nostalgic Visit

A few weeks ago my friend Dalfino called me on my mobile and asked whether I’d like to have an evening stroll with him. Since I really like walking, I happily accepted his proposal. So, I went to Co-Operative, bought myself one of their delicious brownies and waited outside for him.
    Before long he had arrived and the pair of us set out for our walk. I suggested to him that we wandered around at The Corsham School, since it had been quite a while since I visited there and he agreed that it’d be quite nice to do that. Now, I’ve visited the school several times since I’ve left it, but this time it felt especially bittersweet and nostalgic. Everywhere we went reminded me quite vividly of things that had happened while I was there.
First we walked across the field and I was reminded the time when I worked as an MDSA  and the troublemaking children I encountered out there. And, of course, it was also the place of the only fight I ever had, or, at least, the nearest thing to a fight I ever had. While walking across the field, I took a moment to look through the window of my old English class room, during my time in the Sixth Form, that was my favourite lesson, and I have lots of fond memories of my time in there. I found that, even the lessons I hadn’t enjoyed at the time, were now things I quite missed, such as PE lessons and Food Technology lessons. Even the misunderstandings seem pleasant now.
Once we’d finished wandering around, we walked up a staircase and sat on the balcony of the Sixth Form Common room. Peeping in through the window of that brought even more memories back. I used to make cakes for my friends a lot too and I couldn’t help but think that I should be doing the same for my friends at Bath Spa University, but since I don’t see somebody I know every day and the cakes would have to survive a fourteen mile journey, I decided I probably shouldn’t.
It’s quite a shame, really, because I’m not in contact with a good number of my old friends anymore. It seems to me that often, something or another will come up and so I won’t be able to contact a friend, that’ll last for a certain period of time and then once it’s over, there’s nothing to stop the friendship resuming, it just doesn’t happen. I expect that’s something a lot of people can relate to.
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Draw

Today has been a very nice day. Now I have met up with two of my internet friends in real life, the first was Mairi Mac Arthur, and the second is my friend Rhino Water (I can’t write his real name, but, regular readers probably remember him anyway.)

He and I spent a large portion of the day playing various video games together, but the most interesting thing happened while we were playing Mario Party DS. Now, I know I used the word ‘interesting’ but, actually, what I should have said was ‘interesting to those who are familiar with the Mario Party series and how it works’ to the average person who has no knowledge of Mario Party, this anecdote won’t be interesting at all. Sorry.

Anyway, have you ever wondered what would happen if the game ended on a draw? I mean, what are the chances of two people having the exact number of coins and stars? They can’t be very high, especially after the bonus stars as well. But it happened; he and I both had five stars and seventy-one coins.

So what do you think happened? The two computer players were deemed the losers and then there was a small message that pointed out that both he and I had the same number of stars and coins. How could this be settled? Would they introduce an exceptional fourth bonus star to be awarded for something else? Trigger a super-secret and awesome mini game for the two of us to play in order to determine the winner? Maybe even just a regular dual mini game? Nope, it was something incredibly exciting: we each had to roll a dice, whoever got the highest number won. This was the most suspenseful dice roll in any Mario Party game I ever played. He rolled a four. I grinned and thought that I’d won. I rolled a three. The game was his. I wonder what would have happened if I rolled a four as well?

So, if you’ve ever wondered what would happen if a Mario Party game ended on a draw, now you know! I wonder which age old mystery I’ll have the answer to in my next blog entry? Be sure to keep reading to find out!

(I posted an extra Finger Puppet Show on Saturday, click here to read it!)

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