Donkey Kong Country

PictureThis is the first game in the marvelous Donkey Kong Country series. It has a strange link to the old Donkey Kong arcade games too; the Donkey Kong of those games is now the Cranky Kong of these games and he has retired.

The storyline of the game is quite basic: King K. Rool has had his Kremlings steal Donkey Kong’s hoard of bananas, so he, along with his nephew Diddy, head out to retrieve the bananas and to defeat K. Rool (with help from other members of the Kong family along the way). Really, the minimal story is no bad point, it’s just a quick set up for a highly enjoyable adventure!

You play the game by walking across a large world map and winning each of the levels you get to. There is a big variety in the different types of level (jungles, temples, forests, caves, etc) and the graphic style makes all of them look very nice indeed. The different levels will also present you with different gameplay styles: sometimes you’ll be slowly exploring the jungle and looking for secrets, others you’ll be quickly riding through mines in mine carts, and others still you’ll be swimming around avoiding fish at the bottom of the ocean. All these amazing levels are made even better thanks to the game’s outstanding soundtrack, which really emphasises the naturalistic style of the game. What’s also a lovely addition, is the fact that there are several ‘Animal Buddies’ who you can ride and will help you to win the levels (such as Rambi the Rhino and Winky the Frog) which also adds some gameplay variation. There are also boss fights to do every so often, usually against a giant version of a regular enemy, and luckily, these never tend to get too hard.

You’re also given the option of multiplayer: you can have one player be Donkey Kong and the other Diddy Kong and when one person dies the other person takes over and you work together to get through the levels. Alternatively, you can have player two be an alternately coloured Donkey and Diddy and competitively see who can win the game first. To be honest, as much as I love the game, the multiplayer isn’t all that great.

Basically, I think this is a wonderful game that everybody will enjoy, but I should mention that the Donkey Kong Country series would later get even better…

Rating: 9.5/10

Buy it here.

 

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Baby

I don’t quite understand what it is, but something about me causes other people to treat me like a child at times. As such, I decided I would make a blog entry listing a few examples of this kind of thing. Here are eight particularly memorable examples from the last five years (so, from between ages fifteen and twenty):

“I think you’ve lost weight, I’m going to make you a nice packed lunch tomorrow to make sure you’re eating properly!”
“You can’t teach Adam about sex. It’s like teaching a four year old, he’s not ready.”
“Don’t give Adam alcohol, he’s too innocent for it!”
“I want you to hold my hand, this is a crowded place and we don’t want you getting lost!”
“I better take that knife and cut the pizza for you, we don’t want you cutting yourself!”
“Hang on, I’ll take your shoes off for you.”
“Please don’t cry that your yoyo’s broken, we’ll go to the shop and get you a new one soon.”
“Don’t touch the blade, it’s sharp!”

I suppose I had better be clear that this is not a complaint, it’s just an interesting thing that I’d noticed. I suppose it’s quite nice really. I should point out, also, that these quotes don’t come from grandmothers or any other such relatives, all from similarly aged friends (all females, funnily enough).

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Apple

Sorry, Apple fans! I am only teasing.

Finger puppets can be bought here.

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My Birthday

I tell people the date of my birthday once (well, unless people ask me for it) and see who will remember it. I don’t have it listed on Facebook or other social sites either. This means I get less meaningless birthday messages online, and the few I get from my friends seem more valuable. However, I was recently criticised for not posting my birthday anywhere, so I decided I would make a blog entry about it so that it can be found if people are interested. Today, April 11th, is my birthday.

To make this into more of an entry, I’ll tell you about the things I did and what I got:
The day before yesterday, my good friend Rory gave me a copy of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Volume 3: Century #3 2009 (expect a review sometime).
My good friend Ben had two books delivered to me: Life After Life by Kate Atkinson and Fifty Shades of Grey by EL James (expect reviews of each sometime in the future too).
A very good friend of mine invited me into Bath and bought me lunch, telling me that I also have a joke gift to look forward to sometime soon.
After that, I went and had a meal with my Mum and brothers Sam and Kristen, at my favourite restaurant The Hungry Horse where I got a gift from each of them while we waited for the food. Funnily enough, all were video games!
My Mum got me New Super Mario Bros. 2.
Sam got me Perfect Dark Zero.
Kristen got me Rayman Origins.
(another three things I plan to eventually review!)
After that we went to my Nan’s house and had some cake, and I also got some gifts in the form of generic, but useful, items like money and socks.
Now, I am just enjoying a videogame countdown (Top 20 Games) by my internet friend Rhinowater, who got it finished especially for so we could go through it on my birthday.
Finally, on Saturday I will be having a nice day with David Tubb including a meal and another four presents (I also had a nice postcard from him too).
Of course, I’ve also had lots of texts and Facebook messages from my various other friends.

All in all, a very nice birthday! Thank you, everybody.

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The Social Contract by Jean-Jacques Rousseau (translated by Maurice Cranston)

PictureThis book is a non-fiction philosophical work in which Jean-Jacques Rousseau sets out the ways in which he believes a state should be correctly run. Interestingly enough, it was one of several things which sparked off the French Revolution.

In the book, he discusses the different types of government and the way that each of them would work best. You can see, at several times, that he is rather critical about the way most monarchies tend to turn out. While it is nice to hear what he has to say about monarchies, today the criticisms are quite dated since the idea that somebody has a ‘God given right’ to rule a country is pretty much discarded by most of the western world. I guess we are standing on the shoulders of giants when it comes to morality.

On the other hand, some things Rousseau has to say are still very important in today’s world. For example, there is one point where he talks about dictatorships and how they are sometimes necessary to ensure the wellbeing of the state and its people, which is rather interesting. Even if I’m not sure that I agree.

Furthermore, as well as containing philosophical ideas, you can also learn a little about history in this book. There is a particularly good chapter where he discusses the formation of Rome and its early days. He often backs up his arguments with examples from history.

The best part of the book, for me, was a lengthy chapter at the end where he discusses the role that religion plays in the politics of many states.  To put is very basically, he says that all religious views should be accepted, aside from those which are intolerant of other perspectives. He says that it is quite damaging to a state when intolerant views are allowed to grow within it. He argues from a Christian perspective and says that true Christians should have no objection to people believing/practising other belief systems and should definitely not preach that they will be condemned to Hell for them. Weirdly though, he says that this ‘true Christianity’ existed in the past, whereas I always felt this was more of a modern evolution of the religion.

On the whole, this book is definitely worth reading, but it does have a few flaws. As well as the fact that a few of his points now seem somewhat dated, the older language style occasionally makes reading slightly hard, and there are also a couple of chapters which are really just a bit boring.

Rating: 7/10

Buy it here.

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Jean Marsh

On the left is a picture of actor Jean Marsh alongside William Hartnell as the First Doctor on Doctor Who. On the right, she is beside Richard Thomas as John-Boy Walton on The Waltons. In Doctor Who, she portrays the Doctor’s companion Sara Kingdom. Sara only travels with the Doctor for a short while (only during one twelve part story “The Daleks’ Masterplan”) at the end of which, she is killed by the Daleks’ Time Destructor. In The Waltons, she only appears in one episode as a relative of the Baldwin sisters named Hilary Von Kleist. Hilary has come to stay in America for a while to get away from Hitler and the Nazis, but in so doing she has left her husband behind. Eventually she is persuaded to return to Germany and she, along with her husband, try and fight the Nazis from the inside, though the episode implies she was later killed by them. The Daleks, especially during the 1960s when she appeared on the show, were heavily inspired by the Nazis, so Hilary was killed by the Nazis and Sara was killed by alien space Nazis. So there’s a nice link between two of my favourite things, and while it is by no means a link of the fictional worlds, this kind of thing makes me very happy anyway.

(I do not own the copyright of either image. The first image comes from The Daleks’ Masterplan episode 10 “Escape Switch” I screen captured it from the Lost in Time DVD boxset. The second is a promotional photo for the Season 5 episode of The Waltons “The Hiding Place” this image is on the cover of a case from the Season 5 boxset and was kindly scanned for me by a member of The Waltons Forum.)

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Memory

I hope that’s not too small to read, these days I generally keep the strips at eight panels, but this is a reference to this older strip and so I kind of needed it to be this length. The pirate Colin is talking to is Long Jon Silver, he’s the earliest fictional character I remember making, he appeared once before and I wrote a little about him then too.

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Super Mario Bros.

PictureThis is the first main game in the Mario series and the one which properly establishes most of the staples of the series. In fact, it was the first traditional side scrolling platformer game and something of a revolution in the world of video games.

The story of this game is the same as many other Mario games: Bowser has kidnapped Princess Peach and so Mario travels across the Mushroom Kingdom in order to reach Bowser’s castle and save her. You do this by going through various levels, filled with power-ups to collect and enemies to jump on. The game can either be done in single player mode, or you can do multiplayer mode where one person plays as Mario and does levels until he dies, and then the second player, as Luigi, does levels until he dies and it switches back to player one.

While the game is fun, it is very far from perfect. Occasionally, things seem a little off when you try and do a jump, which means you’ll sometimes find yourself dead due to slightly strange controls. Furthermore, there is no way of saving (unless you have the 3DS version with save states) and so you’ll have to win the whole game in a single sitting, and without dying too many times, which is bothersome.

Also, there’s quite a lack in level variation, which takes a bit of the fun out of it. You have five basic level types: regular plains levels, underground levels, high up ‘mountain’ levels, underwater levels and castle levels and once you’ve played one of each of these, you’re not going to find much more variety of environments. So, while the levels are all fun enough, none of them are particularly exciting (although one in particular, towards the end, is very hard!).

I realise that most of the problems I have with the game stem from the fact that it is quite old and that game developers were still learning, but at the same time, I have enjoyed similarly old games much more and so I don’t view this game very fondly. Having said that, this is by no means bad and is still worth playing.

Rating: 6.5/10

Buy it here for NES.

Buy it here for GBA.

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Dislocation

This is a story which I have briefly mentioned before in another entry but I have never written about in any full detail. As anybody who clicked that link will now know, this story takes place during my time as an MDSA at The Corsham School.
    On the days when I went out onto the school field to pick up rubbish from the floor, there was this one troublemaking boy who would often cause disruption, I never learned his name, but he was quite tall (almost as tall as me) and had a head of long curly hair. One time he called me over to him as I was walking passed, so I wandered on over to see what he wanted. He told me that there was rubbish on the floor and then asked if he could borrow the litter picking claw to pick it up because he always thought it looked really cool and wanted to try it. So, of course, I handed the claw over to him so that he could get a chance to try it. However, once the thing was in his hands, he ran away as fast as he could. Perhaps he wanted me to chase him, I don’t know, but I decided to just stand there and wait for him to come back, which he did after five or ten minutes.
    Another time, I was walking on past his corner of the field when he called me over once again. I asked him what it was that he wanted and he told me simply that he was hungry and since I always carry sweets with me, I was happy to offer him one. Sadly, sweets were not enough for him; he declined my offer of and then quickly rolled up the sleeve of my jacket and bit my arm. Luckily, he didn’t cut me, but he latched on so hard and he wasn’t going to let go. Luckily, I had my Trusty Water Bottle on me, so I took it out with my other hand and squirted water onto his head, causing him to let go. I apologised for getting him wet and asked him if he’d mind not biting my arm again.
    Then, at another time still, I was walking along passed his corner and he called me over once more. I came down and asked what he wanted. All he said was “I love you” and grabbed me in a very tight hug. I was just crushed between his arms and his body and he basically just walked be around for a little bit. I was completely helpless and couldn’t really move at all. When he finally released me, I had another thing to ask him never to do again.
    Towards the end of my time as an MDSA, I was walking passed his corner, when one of his friends ran up to me and told me I really needed to go down and see him, apparently he was very hurt. Now, if I had thought it was a lie or the start of some prank, I suppose this would be a nice little ‘Boy Who Cried Wolf’ type of story, but as it happens I did actually head down to see what the problem was. It seems he had been climbing up a nearby tree for some prank or another, and had then fallen out and dislocated one of his arms.
    “I guess you should probably avoid climbing into those trees in future,” I said to him.
    “Yeah, yeah,” he replied, “do something about my arm anyway.”
    “Well, I’m not a nurse or a doctor, I don’t actually know how to pop your arm back in. If I did anything to you, it would probably just cause you a lot more pain.”
    “Oh great, well, you’re helpful,” he moaned.
    “Did you really think I’d have medical training? I’ll pop up and get somebody who can actually help to come down to you. All I can say is, maybe you should be more careful in future.”
    So, I gave him a sweet and went off to get the school nurse to see him. Of course, this is a very abridged version of events (to stop it getting boring, I did, of course, see him many more than four times) but this sums up my interactions with this boy quite nicely, and I guess is a good cautionary tale for troublesome tree-climbers.
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Writing Task 5

I have been given five writing tasks by my good friend David Tubb and I shall be writing one of these each day this week. These will be somewhat different to my usual entries, and so I am just writing them as well as my regular entries, rather than instead of.

Today’s task is to write about three things which went well over the last seven days.

Well, I suppose the first of these should be the fact that I have completed all of these writing tasks and gained a lot of happiness from doing them all, and that’s certainly a very good thing.
    My second job well done, I suppose, will link back to something I mentioned in my first writing task and that is my meeting with Dalfino Madrigal Keyte, Christian Watkins and Michael Woodham. Now, generally, I don’t like to meet with people in groups, maybe I’ll make a whole entry about my reasons why one day, but to put it simply: a one on one meeting is wonderful, a meeting with two others is good and then any meeting with three or more others is bad, with odd numbers of people being especially bad (this, of course, only applying to social events). Anyway, when I realised this event would be out of my comfort zone, I was a little concerned that I wouldn’t have any fun at all, but in the end I was perfectly fine with it and things went very well! In the end, it really was a rather lovely day.
    Finally, I recently discovered a fairly short, but nice, song and it has inspired a short story and a blog entry out of me! So, that’s a happy occurrence.

With that, the writing tasks are over. As I said earlier, writing these has been very beneficial to me, and I hope you have enjoyed reading them as much as I have enjoyed writing them! I must say though, this fifth writing task seemed to be a bit of an anti-climax, some of the others were really amazing, whereas this seemed a tad mediocre (maybe because I struggled to think of what to write) but, never mind, never mind, on the whole, it they were all wonderful tasks.

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