Zombie Apocalypse

Today’s entry is based on a dream I had recently. I have written about my dreams three times before, but it’s something I tend to avoid doing as dream most commonly are random and bizarre strings of events (or at least, they are in my case). But the other day, I had a dream about a zombie apocalypse which had quite a nice narrative to it and so I decided to write it down.
    I was in Bath, and then, all of a sudden, there was a zombie apocalypse (oh dear). Luckily, me and a large group of my friends managed to survive this by hiding inside a giant abandoned warehouse. Now, here’s the strange thing about the dream, all of the friends who were living safely in there with me, were my friends who are in romantic relationships and all of them had their partners with them, meaning that the survivors were just me and a whole bunch of couples. But it was fine, the zombies eventually left and it was just all of us living in the abandoned city, weirdly it was quite a nice life really and I was pretty happy with it. For some odd reason, none of my single friends (though, there is only a small number of them) or my family came into my mind, when, of course, after a real zombie apocalypse, I’d be very concerned about them, but I guess that’s just how dreams go.
    Anyway, in the happy post-apocalyptic world, my good friend Rory and I were taking a lovely night stroll together when we saw a steam train coming slowly along the railway tracks. This, of course, was a big excitement as we were all unaware of any life in the world outside of us. We went down beside the tracks and got the attention of the driver so we could find out where he was going. He told us that there was a large group of people rebuilding society about fifty miles away and that he was heading for them. He also told us that he had room to bring a certain number of us. Sadly, however, there was only a limited number of people he could bring on his train, and, in fact, one of our group would have to be left before. Since none of the couples would accept being separated, everybody paired up with their partners and got onto the train, leaving me behind.
    “Don’t worry, Adam,” said somebody, “as soon as we get there, we’ll send somebody else back down to come and get you!”
    I watched as the bright lights of the train drove off into the darkness and I was left alone in the deserted streets of Bath. The happy post-apocalypse days had gone and I was now alone. I waited and waited, for weeks and weeks, but nobody came to get me. I began to worry that the zombies may have returned and attacked my friends, so I decided to walk along the tracks in the direction of the new society. After walking for a whole day, I found a perfectly happy little community made up of all my friends and their partners (and a bunch of strangers too). It seemed nobody had come to get me, simply because they had forgotten about me. Feeling quite sad about all of this, I decided to let them live out their lives happily and walked back to Bath. I spent the rest of my life living alone in that empty warehouse, never seeing anybody again…

I hope that was an enjoyable read, and came across as funny-sad rather than just a generally depressing story!

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Hat Club

But, of course, it won’t becaue Colin is just a mindless cow who just happens to wear a hat and who just happens to have wandered into the Funny Hat Club. Also, if the angling of Jeb looks strange, he is supposed to be sat on the edge of the seat; I hope that makes it clearer.

Jeb is the creation of both me and a friend of mine.

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Homosexuality

Back in 2007, a lot of people used to jokingly suggest that I was gay. In 2010 I’d occasionally get people asking me quite seriously whether or not I was, for example I once went to a party and made a new friend and she said eventually “So, you’re gay right?” Now, in 2013, it seems that the Corsham teenagers cannot contain themselves when they see me and so find themselves shouting out derogatory words that connote homosexuality. If somebody knew my very well, they may be able to take several instances out of context and make a small case for my alleged homosexuality, for example:
– A male once made out with me (I was quite unwilling).
– I’ve had a male masturbating quite openly, only a few meters away from me (again, I was no willing part of that).
– I have quite an obsession with actor Richard Thomas.
– I once had a boyfriend (though for only a few minutes! Sheesh, that was a close one.)
and other smaller similar points that I’m may be forgetting (the heterosexuality list is probably even shorter). Just for the record, I am not homosexual, but I’m very curious to know what it is about me that makes so many people instantly think I am. It’s not that I want to know so that I can stop doing it (I’d quite happily walk through the streets holding hands with a male and wearing a dress if I ever had the urge(not that somebody doing that would necessarily be homosexual)) but sheer curiosity makes me wonder what it is that brings people to these incorrect conclusions. It’s nice, in a way, that people don’t assume heterosexuality, but then again it’s wrong to assume any sexuality of anybody, I personally tend to make no conclusions until somebody tells me. But, yes, I’ve gone off on a tangent; this is just something I’ve been wondering about lately.

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Top 5 Songs by Chris Hunter

I have mentioned before that my good friend Chris Hunter is a young and upcoming musician. In order to help him get a few more listeners, I have decided to write an entry on, what I consider to be, the best five songs recorded by him so far. I’ll also include links to them on his SoundCloud page so that you can all listen and make your own decisions! All of these songs are entirely original, I have decided not to include any covers, but he has covers too.

5. Intense Whispering
Now, this is pure speculation, but this song seems to me to be about the negative effects of spreading rumours. I may be entirely wrong, but then again musical enjoyment is partly down to your own interpretations and I certainly enjoy the message of the song, even if it may only be there in my imagination! Quite a sad song too, like much of Chris’s work.

4. Break It Down
One of Chris’s most recent songs, and it’s quite happy and upbeat too! As I said, most of Chris’s songs are quite sad, so this is a refreshing change. This is very catchy and just generally enjoyable and there’s not much more I can add to that.

3. Addicted
This song is both quite sad, and also quite catchy which is, in my oppinion, a rather nice combination! In the song, the singer is quite down on himself, and it’s a feeling that I’m sure everybody has had at some point and so will be able to relate to. I find it quite hard to explain why it is that I like this, but there’s a certain quality that this song has which makes it a very nice listen.

2. Heart of the Storm
This is a pretty sad song, probably Chris’s saddest, and I think it’s been done very well. I find that, sometimes, you’ll listen to a song and you’ll know that it’s supposed to be a sad song, but you won’t really feel anything, because it’s not being sucessfully emotionally engaging,

1. Rich!
This song is also on iTunes, so, if you want to support Chris, go there and download it! This is far from his most serious song (a light hearted, upbeat song about how the singer wants to be rich) but it’s so catchy and fun, that I can’t help but like it. As Chris described it to me, it’s a parody of modern pop music, and a very good one at that too. I find myself listening to this on many a bus ride.

I hope you’ve enjoyed reading/listening through this countdown 🙂

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Knock Knock

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Donkey Kong Country

PictureThis is the first game in the marvelous Donkey Kong Country series. It has a strange link to the old Donkey Kong arcade games too; the Donkey Kong of those games is now the Cranky Kong of these games and he has retired.

The storyline of the game is quite basic: King K. Rool has had his Kremlings steal Donkey Kong’s hoard of bananas, so he, along with his nephew Diddy, head out to retrieve the bananas and to defeat K. Rool (with help from other members of the Kong family along the way). Really, the minimal story is no bad point, it’s just a quick set up for a highly enjoyable adventure!

You play the game by walking across a large world map and winning each of the levels you get to. There is a big variety in the different types of level (jungles, temples, forests, caves, etc) and the graphic style makes all of them look very nice indeed. The different levels will also present you with different gameplay styles: sometimes you’ll be slowly exploring the jungle and looking for secrets, others you’ll be quickly riding through mines in mine carts, and others still you’ll be swimming around avoiding fish at the bottom of the ocean. All these amazing levels are made even better thanks to the game’s outstanding soundtrack, which really emphasises the naturalistic style of the game. What’s also a lovely addition, is the fact that there are several ‘Animal Buddies’ who you can ride and will help you to win the levels (such as Rambi the Rhino and Winky the Frog) which also adds some gameplay variation. There are also boss fights to do every so often, usually against a giant version of a regular enemy, and luckily, these never tend to get too hard.

You’re also given the option of multiplayer: you can have one player be Donkey Kong and the other Diddy Kong and when one person dies the other person takes over and you work together to get through the levels. Alternatively, you can have player two be an alternately coloured Donkey and Diddy and competitively see who can win the game first. To be honest, as much as I love the game, the multiplayer isn’t all that great.

Basically, I think this is a wonderful game that everybody will enjoy, but I should mention that the Donkey Kong Country series would later get even better…

Rating: 9.5/10

Buy it here.

 

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Baby

I don’t quite understand what it is, but something about me causes other people to treat me like a child at times. As such, I decided I would make a blog entry listing a few examples of this kind of thing. Here are eight particularly memorable examples from the last five years (so, from between ages fifteen and twenty):

“I think you’ve lost weight, I’m going to make you a nice packed lunch tomorrow to make sure you’re eating properly!”
“You can’t teach Adam about sex. It’s like teaching a four year old, he’s not ready.”
“Don’t give Adam alcohol, he’s too innocent for it!”
“I want you to hold my hand, this is a crowded place and we don’t want you getting lost!”
“I better take that knife and cut the pizza for you, we don’t want you cutting yourself!”
“Hang on, I’ll take your shoes off for you.”
“Please don’t cry that your yoyo’s broken, we’ll go to the shop and get you a new one soon.”
“Don’t touch the blade, it’s sharp!”

I suppose I had better be clear that this is not a complaint, it’s just an interesting thing that I’d noticed. I suppose it’s quite nice really. I should point out, also, that these quotes don’t come from grandmothers or any other such relatives, all from similarly aged friends (all females, funnily enough).

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Apple

Sorry, Apple fans! I am only teasing.

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My Birthday

I tell people the date of my birthday once (well, unless people ask me for it) and see who will remember it. I don’t have it listed on Facebook or other social sites either. This means I get less meaningless birthday messages online, and the few I get from my friends seem more valuable. However, I was recently criticised for not posting my birthday anywhere, so I decided I would make a blog entry about it so that it can be found if people are interested. Today, April 11th, is my birthday.

To make this into more of an entry, I’ll tell you about the things I did and what I got:
The day before yesterday, my good friend Rory gave me a copy of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Volume 3: Century #3 2009 (expect a review sometime).
My good friend Ben had two books delivered to me: Life After Life by Kate Atkinson and Fifty Shades of Grey by EL James (expect reviews of each sometime in the future too).
A very good friend of mine invited me into Bath and bought me lunch, telling me that I also have a joke gift to look forward to sometime soon.
After that, I went and had a meal with my Mum and brothers Sam and Kristen, at my favourite restaurant The Hungry Horse where I got a gift from each of them while we waited for the food. Funnily enough, all were video games!
My Mum got me New Super Mario Bros. 2.
Sam got me Perfect Dark Zero.
Kristen got me Rayman Origins.
(another three things I plan to eventually review!)
After that we went to my Nan’s house and had some cake, and I also got some gifts in the form of generic, but useful, items like money and socks.
Now, I am just enjoying a videogame countdown (Top 20 Games) by my internet friend Rhinowater, who got it finished especially for so we could go through it on my birthday.
Finally, on Saturday I will be having a nice day with David Tubb including a meal and another four presents (I also had a nice postcard from him too).
Of course, I’ve also had lots of texts and Facebook messages from my various other friends.

All in all, a very nice birthday! Thank you, everybody.

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The Social Contract by Jean-Jacques Rousseau (translated by Maurice Cranston)

PictureThis book is a non-fiction philosophical work in which Jean-Jacques Rousseau sets out the ways in which he believes a state should be correctly run. Interestingly enough, it was one of several things which sparked off the French Revolution.

In the book, he discusses the different types of government and the way that each of them would work best. You can see, at several times, that he is rather critical about the way most monarchies tend to turn out. While it is nice to hear what he has to say about monarchies, today the criticisms are quite dated since the idea that somebody has a ‘God given right’ to rule a country is pretty much discarded by most of the western world. I guess we are standing on the shoulders of giants when it comes to morality.

On the other hand, some things Rousseau has to say are still very important in today’s world. For example, there is one point where he talks about dictatorships and how they are sometimes necessary to ensure the wellbeing of the state and its people, which is rather interesting. Even if I’m not sure that I agree.

Furthermore, as well as containing philosophical ideas, you can also learn a little about history in this book. There is a particularly good chapter where he discusses the formation of Rome and its early days. He often backs up his arguments with examples from history.

The best part of the book, for me, was a lengthy chapter at the end where he discusses the role that religion plays in the politics of many states.  To put is very basically, he says that all religious views should be accepted, aside from those which are intolerant of other perspectives. He says that it is quite damaging to a state when intolerant views are allowed to grow within it. He argues from a Christian perspective and says that true Christians should have no objection to people believing/practising other belief systems and should definitely not preach that they will be condemned to Hell for them. Weirdly though, he says that this ‘true Christianity’ existed in the past, whereas I always felt this was more of a modern evolution of the religion.

On the whole, this book is definitely worth reading, but it does have a few flaws. As well as the fact that a few of his points now seem somewhat dated, the older language style occasionally makes reading slightly hard, and there are also a couple of chapters which are really just a bit boring.

Rating: 7/10

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