Donkey Kong 3

PictureDonkey Kong 3 is probably one of the lesser known titles in the Donkey Kong series and the third of the arcade games. Donkey Kong was the first, where Donkey Kong kidnaps Mario’s girlfriend Pauline and he has to rescue her, then came Donkey Kong Jr. where Mario kidnapped Donkey Kong as revenge and his son Donkey Kong Jr. had to go and rescue him, this is the third instalment in the Mario/Donkey Kong conflict. The story for this is a little odd actually; we are introduced to Stanley the Bugman a previously unseen relative of Mario’s. Stanley owns a large greenhouse full of plants, and Donkey Kong has decided to invade it along with an army of insects.

In this game, you play as Stanley as he tries to drive Donkey Kong out of his greenhouse. The gameplay is very different to what you might expect, instead of running though levels or jumping over obstacles, you have to shoot Donkey Kong (who’s hanging by vines) and the insects with a bug spray gun. It’s loosely similar to the gameplay of Space Invaders, but the enemies in this game are far more agile.

The game may be a fun way to spend half an hour or so if you get bored, but I can’t imagine it being played for any extended period of time. There are only three levels and after you finish the last one (and defeat Donkey Kong) it just loops back to the first and you play it again. The main appeal seems to be trying to get the highest score you can. Unfortunately, I think the game is a little too hard and while you’ll probably finish the story, you won’t get a very high score. There’s also a multiplayer mode where you both take it in turns to do the exact same thing, it’s not that great. That’s all there is to the game.

On the whole, I’d say curiosity may make Mario or Donkey Kong fans buy the game, but it doesn’t have that much appeal so I would rate it as 5.7/10

Buy it here.

Facebooktwitterredditpinterestlinkedinmail
Posted in Video Games | Leave a comment

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

PictureThis game is one which is often listed as the greatest video game ever, which is something I would say is a bit of an over exaggeration, but I do agree that is a game which is certainly worthy of very high praise.

In this game, you take on the role of Link, just like you do in every game in The Legend of Zelda series (or, at least, one of the Links, but that’s totally irrelevant to the game), and he’s just a simple forest child living in the woods. Link is different from all the other children because Link does not have a fairy. The enthralling tale begins when he finally gets one… This is the start of a quest which will take him into the belly of giant fish, the centre of volcanoes and even through time! But I shan’t go into any more details because I don’t want to spoil it!

It features very nonlinear gameplay too, which is a nice thing, I think. There is an unchangeable storyline, and the first three main tasks have to be completed in order, but you get more freedom after that. You’re also given a very full world to explore; there are loads of secret areas to be discovered, hidden objects to be found and peculiar people to converse with. There is definitely an awful lot for you to do in this game, even if you get stuck with the main story, you can just fill up on side quests which are also very fun.

I suppose the only downside some people might see, is that the graphics of this Nintendo 64 game are beginning to seem a little dated, but if you have no problem with a game’s graphics (as I don’t) then it wouldn’t matter either way.  The game also has a very nice soundtrack.

A very good game, I would rate it 9.5/10

Buy it here.

Facebooktwitterredditpinterestlinkedinmail
Posted in Video Games | Leave a comment

Jenna Marbles

Just a quick shout out to a YouTuber who keeps a funny vlog. Sometimes her videos are a little gross, but, on the whole, they are very entertaining. She often features her cute little dogs in the videos too. Here’s a link to her page and here’s one of my favourite videos by her:
Facebooktwitterredditpinterestlinkedinmail
Posted in All, Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Tetris

PictureTetris for the original Game Boy, is something which is really very enjoyable indeed. I’m sure everybody knows the timeless gameplay of slowly rotating the tetriminos as they gracefully fall to the ground, and hoping to get them in a straight line so that they can graciously fade from existence. But that’s not the only appeal of this game.

But of course, saying all that, it’s only something which will persuade you to buy a Tetris game, as opposed to THIS Tetris game. Well, let me just list off all of the things which make this incarnation of the beautiful puzzle game the one which you should buy:

  • The 8-bit Tetris Theme A is amazing and very catchy too.
  • There are a large number of variables to the general Tetris gameplay, but none of them alter it too much. You can merely increase the pieces’ speed of decent or the height that you start at.
  • The game is not made too easy by additions such as the ‘hold’ function found in later instalments.
  • A simple background of white behind the pieces, no unrelated pictures of animals (which some later games have) to distract you.
  • Very basic three button controls.
  • This is the version which would most probably be called the definitive Tetris.
  • Also, very easy to get hold of cheaply.

Trust me; it’s worth your money! While not as enthralling as a game with a large expansive world or deep storyline, I play Tetris very often indeed, so I would rate it at 9.4/10

Buy it here.

Facebooktwitterredditpinterestlinkedinmail
Posted in Video Games | Leave a comment

The Beatles Rock Band

Picture

This is a game which, I imagine, would be enjoyed by any fan of The Beatles. Basically, what you do, is you play their songs on a guitar or drum controller, or sing them into a microphone like karaoke. This is very fun, though there is the slight downside that these controllers are quite costy.
    Anyway, you can play the game in two ways: you can either go through the story mode, which basically takes you through The Beatles career in chronological order and giving you unlockable photographs accompanied with interesting facts for each song you perform well. Also, while you play the songs, you’re given nice animated videos of The Beatles performing the songs too. These videos are particularly interesting when you play the more peculiar songs, such as I Am The Walrus, which feature dream-like montages of odd and interesting things.
    The other mode of playing, basically just allows you to choose which song you play, the difficulty level and whether or not you want to play alone with friends. This is the place where you’ll try and beat your highscores and do well on the super hard difficulties. You’ll also be playing in this mode after you finish the story, which won’t take too long (not that it’s too short).
    What I think is a little disappointing, is the fact that there are only forty-five songs built into the disk. There are lots of classic Beatles songs included amongst the forty-five, but it’s inevitable that any Beatles fan will have at least one favourite missing. You can increase the number of songs, by visiting the game’s virtual shop (where you spend real money), it’s somewhat annoying that you have to pay even more to get the songs though. Plus, even buying every song in the shop won’t give you the full Beatles catalogue. A further downside, for you Rock Band fans, is that this game is not compatible with the other games in the series, unlike others, which can play the songs of other games, and vice versa.
    Nonetheless, this is a very fun standalone game. I’d rate it at 8.3/10

(I do not own the copyright of the screenshot.)
Facebooktwitterredditpinterestlinkedinmail
Posted in All, Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Show Don’t Tell

As a Creative Writing student, I hear the words ‘Show Don’t Tell’ fairly often. Now to be honest, it is a writing rule with some merit to it, after all “She told him she hated him. He didn’t like this, it made him sad. He told her how he felt, then he left” isn’t a very dramatic piece of writing, whereas if shown to a reader through words, it would probably be far better.
    However, it seems to me that, for some, ‘show don’t tell’ is an absolute and the only rule needed to be followed in order to be a good writer. Indeed, sometimes a single instance of a writer telling a reader, will not slip passed the show don’t tell radars.
    But frankly, I disagree with this rule. There are NO objective rules to art (in my opinion) and so I think it’s wrong to tell people that always doing one thing will make their work good. Sometimes I like to be told rather than shown, for example, sometimes I’ll enjoy a little paragraph describing a character so that I can picture them better. Besides all that, several famous classical writers tell us rather than show us too, are they wrong to do so? Have we now learned how to write ‘properly’ and they didn’t know? I’m worried that this entry might sound a little bitter, and I don’t intend it too, but I just wanted to share my distaste in the rule. After all, when show don’t tell is used alone, we find ourselves with very vague and unenjoyable pieces of work!
Facebooktwitterredditpinterestlinkedinmail
Posted in All, Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Endless Ocean

PictureEndless Ocean is a video game which sets out to try and recreate the experience of diving. Basically, you’re give a big map of an ocean and you click on any spot, your boat sails out to the spot, then you walk around on deck (looking at any birds or things which might be on board) before going ahead and diving in.

When you’re in the sea, there’s a large circular area you can explore around the boat, you can only go so far away from it but you still have plenty of space. There’s no real goal to the game beyond exploration, there are hundreds of species of fish in the water (I think, quite literally hundreds) and you have to examine all of them three times in order to fill in their information in your log book, and there are also lots of exciting secret areas to find too. For example, you might just find yourself swimming through a vast underground cave… I shan’t spoil any of the others though!

There is a very loose storyline about a woman who is searching for a mythical sea creature, but other than that, the gameplay is entirely open and you just choose a new place to swim about and explore every single time. The longer you explore for, and the more you do, all lead to you eventually getting improvements made to your equipment which allow you to venture into areas you otherwise could not access. You are also given the optional task of taking people down below the water to see their favourite sea creature. Plus, there’s also the nice, though slightly pointless, additional feature of an aquarium. You own a giant tank which you can put a limited number of your favourite species in and then swim around with them.

On the whole, this is a very nice and open game. The graphics are very good, so the underwater wilderness all looks beautiful. There are no real constraints, you are allowed to explore where you want and when you want. The only down side is that I think it could be MORE open.

I’d rate it an easy 9/10

Buy it here.

Facebooktwitterredditpinterestlinkedinmail
Posted in Video Games | Leave a comment

E3

You may or may not know, that in a week’s time it’ll be the famous video gaming conference, E3. At this event they unveil all of the new exciting games that are due to be released, and also the new consoles the companies are working on, if any. I, for one, am quite excited about this and so, as a very vague kind of countdown until E3 starts, I’m going to write a video game review on here every day for a week. Although, when I got this idea I thought to myself “Hmm, not everybody likes video games, perhaps I will alienate some of my beloved readers and they won’t visit for a week” and, as such, as well as the video game reviews for the next seven days, I’m going to try also to write a normal entry on Monday, Wednesday and Friday as I usually would. So today, you have still to come, the first video game review and a normal entry. Thanks for reading!
Facebooktwitterredditpinterestlinkedinmail
Posted in All, Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Bernard Haunts Me

One of the characters from my fictional world is called Bernard Adams Dobson. Bernard is a bad man (get it? Bernard Adams Dobson – B. A. D. – bad. Heh heh heh. Yes, it’s not very serious), he’s a time traveller and can move through all of space and time just by walking. As such, this bad man uses his powers in order to terrorise all corners of the universe in every period of time. Sounds pretty cool right? Right!?
    Anyway, just the other night, I had a nightmare about Bernard. Basically, he hid an obscure object somewhere in Corsham, and threatened to kill the family dogs unless I found it. Unfortunately, I was unable to find this object! He had three diabolical schemes actually, but I don’t seem to be able to remember the second one. Anyway, the third time I encountered him, I was taking a walk through the wilderness (with a friend of mine, I forget who), when he appeared and offered to help us find something really interesting. I told him I knew he was just planning something evil, and he agreed, but also said that my friend and I had no choice but to follow him anyway. He lead my friend and I to an old wooden shed and then held us hostage in there. The last thing I remember is running hand in hand with him (Bernard) from a helicopter… Which is weird.
    Anyway, I just thought it was very interesting that a fictional character that I created could then appear in a nightmare. You, on the other hand, may not find it so interesting…
Facebooktwitterredditpinterestlinkedinmail
Posted in All, Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Coming Soon

Facebooktwitterredditpinterestlinkedinmail
Posted in All, Uncategorized | Leave a comment