Collected Ghost Stories by M. R. James

I’ve always thought that short stories were an excellent medium for the horror genre. Often things are creepier when they’re more mysterious and in these stories, M. R. James follows this philosophy perfectly. Each one gives you just enough information that you know something spooky is happening and you have clues laying around to put together and come to conclusions of your own, but a lot of things remain shrouded in mystery. Some of the following stories are rather frightening, while one or two fall a bit flat. Interestingly, there’s a dark sense of humour which seems to run through a few of them too. Anyway, here are my thoughts on each of his stories:

Canon Alberic’s Scrapbook
The first story in the anthology gets things off to a good start. A man called Dennistoun (a pseudonym) comes to study an old church in a small French town. The people he meets are all very nervous about something and he soon finds a creepy old scrapbook. I felt uneasy throughout – a great ghost story.

Lost Hearts
A young orphan named Stephen Elliott is adopted by his eccentric cousin Mr. Abney and lives with him in his secluded country home. Befriending the housekeeper Mrs. Bunch, he discovers that he’s actually the third child to be adopted by Abney, with the other two having gone missing. Things get very sinister in this one towards the end. A dark tale indeed.

The Mezzotint
A man comes into possession of a print of a house. At first it doesn’t seem too interesting – though later he looks at it and realises that there’s a person in the picture too. Later he looks again and they’re in a different position. Not quite as creepy as the previous two, I didn’t think, but an interesting and mysterious tale nonetheless.

The Ash Tree
In the past, a woman is executed for being a witch – a dreadful occasion. Later, the man who condemned her dies mysteriously. Did she somehow kill him from beyond the grave? Things get fairly creepy towards the end, but I was somewhat torn about how I felt with James’ depiction of the witch trials and their victims. It felt a touch insensitive.

Number 13
This was a really good one. A man stays in a hotel and sees that they don’t have a listing for room 13, but instead go from 12 to 14. But then, despite its apparent non-existence, he finds it in the corridor and hears strange sounds coming from within. Very clever and a real spine tingler!

Count Magnus
A man visits a small town in Sweden in order to write a travel guide to the area. While there, he finds information about a mysterious and ruthless man, Count Magnus, who used to live there. I can’t really tell you anything without spoiling it and ruining the tension, but I found this one the most disturbing so far, in my journey through the book.

‘Oh, Whistle and I’ll Come to You, My Lad’
A rational man who does not believe in ghosts agrees to check out an old ruin by the sea for someone while on holiday. As I’m sure you can guess, he has experiences which cause him to doubt his disbelief in ghosts! This one is more of a slow build than the others and the finale is pretty darn scary.

The Treasure of Abbot Thomas
This is one which I wouldn’t say is necessarily creepy and tense all the way through, but has a nice sense of mystery about it. A man named Mr. Somerton starts searching for the supposed lost treasure of the long dead Abbot Thomas. I really like it’s ending and thought it was appropriately spooky.

A School Story
This one was noticeably more simple than the ones which went before it and I suppose it did feel a bit weaker because of it – nonetheless, it is still a pretty scary story and I felt it was quite a bit darker than the other stories in that it focused on school boys, rather than adults.

The Rose Garden
A couple who have recently purchased a new property are keen to put a rose garden in place in certain spot in the grounds. Unfortunately, treading into that area results in people suffering from horrible nightmares. A dark history surrounding the patch of ground is soon discovered. Not quite as scary as the others, but still pretty good.

The Tractate Middoth
This was a bit of a weird one, I thought. It starts with a creepy encounter in a library with a mysterious figure taking the book somebody is looking for, but then disappearing without trace. It then ties into a bizarre family history, which involved a comically bitter old man. It certainly wasn’t a boring read, but not exactly the frightening tale some of the others were.

Casting the Runes
After a string of stories which I felt weren’t quite as good as the rest, I was really pleased with this one. A man submits a paper on witchcraft and it is dismissed by an expert from the British Museum. It soon becomes apparent that the author of the paper is tracking down the man who dismissed it. This one was a bit longer, but it had the perfect amount of mysterious and unnerving goings on. One of the best.

The Stalls of Barchester Cathedral
This one didn’t stand out to me particularly. It involves some mysterious deaths with suggested supernatural involvement and, admittedly, it is a bit creepy at times, but overall, despite being one of the longer ones in the collection, it was also one of the least memorable.

Martin’s Close
I really enjoyed this one. It’s very different in that it is mostly told as a transcript from a trial held hundreds of years ago, in which a man (George Martin) is accused of murdering a young woman (Ann Clark). What sets this apart from the others, is that I was much more invested in the characters and felt that they were developed to a greater extent than those in the other stories, who felt more like they were just there to experience something ghostly.

Mr Humphreys and His Inheritance
Mr Humphreys inherits a country estate from his recently deceased uncle. This estate includes a large, neglected hedge maze with a dark history. As someone who quite likes hedge mazes and appreciates their capacity to be quite creepy, I really enjoyed this one.

The Residence at Whitminster
This story tells of two creepy instances happening in the lives of people living in an estate at Whitminster at two different points in history. Unfortunately, this was another which failed to leave very much of an impression on me.

The Diary of Mr Poynter
A man named James Denton comes into possession of an old diary which, of course, once belonged to a man named Mr Poynter. Inside, there’s a piece of paper with a very weird design on it. What I liked about this particular story was that it was more mysterious than some of the others and what happens in the end is really bizarre and suitably frightening.

An Episode of Cathedral History
M. R. James hated it when people modernised or changed ancient churches and cathedrals. This comes across heavily in all of the stories. This one is almost darkly comical in the way that he punishes characters for the sin of a modernised refurbishment.

Two Doctors
The story tells the tale of two doctors – one interested in the occult, one against it. One of them dies and the other is implicated in their murder. Unfortunately, this was another which fell short for me. I felt that Martin’s Close was a much better story centred around a murder.

The Haunted Dolls’ House
Endearingly, this story ends with an apology from James, saying that it’s basically the same idea as The Mezzotint – I disagree with that. In it, somebody comes into possession of a creepy dolls house… the dolls within seem to enact a very distressing story. A short one, but a good one. I may even consider it better than The Mezzotint.

The Uncommon Prayer-Book
A man named Davidson finds out a set of antique prayer-books which are very atypical and potentially highly valuable… but they seem to have a dark history behind them. I was pretty satisfied with how this one played out.

A Neighbour’s Landmark
A fairly straight forward ghost story about a haunted wood, with the ghostly activity the result of an injustice in the past. It works pretty well and I enjoyed it, with some fairly frightening moments.

A View from a Hill
This is more of an unusual one and I appreciated it for its originality. A young man looks through an old pair of binoculars and sees things on the horizon which don’t align with what he can see without them and what others know of the landscape. He soon finds that those binoculars have a strange history attached to them…

A Warning to the Curious
This was one of my favourite in the collection. It’s about a legend surrounding three crowns hidden around a coastal area which supposedly keep the country safe from foreign invaders. Naturally, a young academic ends up investigating this and looking for the crowns. I can’t really talk about it without spoiling anything, but it had a lot of very creepy moments which worked well.

An Evening’s Entertainment
This story takes a somewhat unusual format: it’s essentially a transcript of people telling stories around the fire place late at night. I enjoyed this quite a lot. The story it tells is a tragic one and features what has been speculated to be a romantic/sexual relationship between two men. It certainly makes sense to read the characters like that and I thought it made for an interesting read.

There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
This story rather cleverly ties into The Winter’s Tale by William Shakespeare in that James completes a ghost story which begins to be told within the play and is never finished. Though the story is a relatively basic one, I did enjoy the concept behind it and it’s short enough to not outstay its welcome.

Rats
This was one of the slightly shorter stories, but it did a good job of packing a nice spooking punch. A man goes to stay in an isolated inn and finds something very strange in one of the rooms – perhaps rats scurrying under the sheet of a bed? I quite liked its conclusion.

After Dark in the Playing Fields
This was a strange one, certainly the most absurd in the collection. A man encounters a talking owl while out on a night walk. They bicker with one another and it’s pretty funny… though the very ending may just send a chill down your spine.

Wailing Well
The last story in the collection is one of my favourites, so it’s nice that ends with a bang, so to speak. This is another of the darkly comic ones, with the main character being a trouble making school boy who wants to investigate an old haunted well (even though everyone tells him not to). The ‘ghost’ of this story is definitely the creepiest one and it’s ending is really dark.

After the last story, James also talks a little about some story ideas he had, but couldn’t ever finish, which are interesting to read. Overall, there are some fantastic stories in this collection. Having read them all, a few thoughts I have on his work on the whole are that he never really features women in his stories (they have tiny roles, if they’re in it at all) and practically all of his main characters feel like exactly the same person (a naïve academic looking to investigate historic mysteries or curiosities) and when I read them all consecutively, I did somewhat wish there was more variety, though in isolation it’s not a problem with any individual story. It is also noticeable to me that his longer stories (the ones around 20 pages long) tend to drag a bit and he’s at his best when he sticks to 10 pages or less. Nonetheless there are exceptions to all of these points and, on the whole, I consider this a collection of some high quality short stories and I can recommend it to any fans of horror!

Rating: 8.4/10

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Christopher Eccleston returns to Doctor Who (via Big Finish)

As anyone who knows me or reads this blog will know, I am a pretty big Doctor Who fan. Though I had seen the classic series as a young child, I think it’s safe to say that it was Christopher Eccleston who cemented me as a committed lifelong fan when he played the Doctor in the 2005 revival of the show. My twelve year old self simply couldn’t wait to see the next episode every Saturday. I was hooked.

He played the role very differently to most of the other actors who have played the Doctor. He was less whimsical and a lot more serious. Now, I love whimsy – but I also loved his refreshing take on the character. He only had the part for one series before passing it on to David Tennant and that one series is pretty much nothing but solid classics. Despite much less time to get to know him, he cemented himself as one of my favourite Doctors. Part of it may be that his single series is so different – it exists almost in a bubble, removed from everything that came before (and after, to an extent).

It is known that Christopher Eccleston did not enjoy his time on Doctor Who and that’s always been a very sad fact to me. As a consequence, he has never returned to the role, even though there have been many times where it would have been perfect for his character to do so – and, sure, they have included the Ninth Doctor in comics, books and other mediums which did not require Christopher Eccleston himself (some if it, I should say, is pretty darn good), but it never quite compared to the joy of watching him perform.

So I am very excited that today, Big Finish Productions have announced that he will be returning for twelve full-cast audio dramas. It’s the most excited I have been about a piece of Doctor Who news in a long time (though the latest series with Jodie Whittaker had some real thrills too). Big Finish are good at making fans’ dreams come true, so I can only wait with eager anticipation to see what they do with this.

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Donkey Kong Jr. (Game & Watch)

Like the original Donkey Kong before it, Donkey Kong Jr. was also followed up with a Game & Watch adaptation. Interestingly, while I prefer Donkey Kong to Donkey Kong Jr. when based only on their original game, I think that the Game & Watch Donkey Kong Jr. is better than the Game & Watch Donkey Kong.

Like all Game & Watch games, the premise is simple. Donkey Kong Jr. has to get to some vines, so he can climb up onto a canopy of trees, then grab a swinging key and thrust it into the key hole of Donkey Kong’s cage. You have to jump at just the right time to get the key and if you miss, you’ll fall down and lose a life. Plus, along the way you have to avoid little Snapjaw crocodiles and Nitpicker birds.

The first few times you climb up, it’s easy enough, but it slowly gets harder and harder as more enemies appear. Eventually, it becomes almost like a delicate dance, with Donkey Kong Jr. having to expertly move back and forth to avoid the onslaught. You can also toss down fruits to destroy enemies and it’s possible to destroy three of them at once (for lots of extra points) and it’s fun waiting to get the timing just right.

I have to admit, that when I first played this, I didn’t quite like it. But about a year or two ago, I gave it another try and my opinion changed quite a lot. Now I’d go so far as to call it one of the best Game & Watches. If you get a chance to play it, I think it’s definitely worth it.

Rating: 7.5/10

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Mysteries of the World

With a global pandemic on, I’m not going out and doing things quite as often as I did before. This hasn’t made me bored, because I have plenty of books and video games to keep me occupied, though it has given me a strange craving for mysterious stories from around the world. So over the last few weeks, I’ve been looking up videos on various mysteries, ranging from everything from cults, to aliens, to ghosts to conspiracy theories. I’m a cynical person and these aren’t the sorts of things I readily believe in, but every now and then, it’s nice to suspend my disbelief and imagine that the blurry footage online is 100% genuine. Lots of the YouTubers I’ve been watching tend to be fairly cynical too and it’s just as enjoyable watching the methods they use to debunk things – although every now and then, strange things happen which nobody has a clear answer for.

Anyway, as I’ve been enjoying their content recently, I thought I’d recommend a few YouTubers who cover these subjects. The following are a few of my favourites:

  • Top 5s: This YouTube channel provides a real wealth of content. The videos tend to be a compilation of five different mysteries. The content ranges from obviously fake clips with a brief analysis to really in-depth discussions of real-life disappearances and all of them are treated with the same seriousness. Whatever the subject matter, I’ve enjoyed every video because the narrator has such a nice and calming voice.
  • Nexpo: The videos on this channel are based more on mysteries from around the internet – strange stories from forums, weird websites and so forth. This channel dedicates more time to individual mysteries and what I especially like about it is the fact that the creator of these videos actively gets involved with the investigations by contacting people and organisations involved.
  • Blameitonjorge: This channel has a stronger focus on popular culture than the other ones, so it includes strange things related to TV shows and movies, though it does cover things on the internet in a similar way to Nexpo. These videos are also more in-depth and I appreciate the level of detail.

Be warned (before you watch anything from them) that all of them do cover real life murders and disappearances sometimes. This can be pretty harrowing, so be prepared before you watch. I tend to avoid these kinds of things, but once accidentally saw a clip through Top5s which was footage of some teenagers joking around on a boat as it sank. They died hours later. It really upset me, so I do try to avoid the mysteries related to the deaths of real people. Anyway, I hope you will enjoy these recommendations – these channels have given me hours of good content!

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The Boy in Striped Pyjamas by John Boyne

This novel is the holocaust as seen through the eyes of a child. It’s as harrowing as I’m sure you are imagining it to be. Thankfully, it’s entirely fictional, but it does a good job of highlighting the very real and unnecessary evils which were committed in Nazi Germany.

The main character, Bruno, is a young boy whose father is a high ranking Nazi who gets promoted to a position in Auschwitz, causing the whole family move to a new home not far from the death camp. Bruno is completely ignorant about what’s happening to Jewish people in his country and he ends up making a friend named Shmuel, who lives in the camp on the opposite side of the fence to him.

One of the most disturbing things about this book, is the way that it’s very easy to get caught up in Bruno’s perspective. He’s just a regular kid. All his worries in life boil down to him not getting on with his sister, him missing his old friends and him feeling bored with nothing to do in his new home. Sometimes you’ll feel like you’re really a light-hearted novel about a child, only for a horrible reminder of the broader setting to suddenly rear its ugly head.

This isn’t always done well, however. Bruno is unable to pronounce ‘Auschwitz’ so he always calls it ‘Out With’. Similarly, he can’t pronounce ‘Führer’ so he ends up saying ‘Fury’. I don’t quite know exactly why this was done. It could have been to disguise the true setting in order for the reader to slowly realise as they go along, but in my opinion it’s pretty obvious from the start. Having said that, full disclaimer, I did already know because I saw the film several years ago, but I feel like I would have figured it out based on all the clues.

Some people have also taken issue with some of its historical inaccuracies. For example, things would not have been so lax as to allow for Shmuel to sit at the fence and make friends with someone outside. Let alone, to climb under it and have fun outside of the camp every now and then. Boyne argues that this was artistic licence used to show the horrors of the holocaust (which this novel certainly does not shy away from), while others have said that by not using the real words and by adding in these inaccuracies, it’s unhelpful to children who may be reading and learning about the holocaust for the first time and might acquire misconceptions.

I think these are fair and valid criticisms, though I also don’t think that they took anything away from my own personal reading. The friendship the grows between Bruno and Shmuel is beautiful and touching and it’s downright heart-breaking to see the cold hard realities of Nazi Germany come crashing down around them. Bruno was occasionally irritating (because of his ignorance), but Shmuel is nothing but a pure soul throughout and you’ll find yourself wishing you could save him from the horrific historic context.

So I’m happy to recommend this to people, so long as they keep in mind that it may not be the most accurate piece of holocaust literature. You also need to brace yourself because it is very bleak and I think some people may find it too upsetting… but then, on the other hand, it’s important to be upset in the process of remembering atrocities which must never be forgotten.

Rating: 8/10

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Top 10 Things to Look Forward to as Lockdown Eases

This is it! The lockdown is finally being eased. In these happy and glorious times, I thought it would be nice to write a blog post on all of the things we can look forward to doing once again as life finally gets back to normal! So below are my picks for the top ten things to look forward to as lockdown eases.

10. Invading the personal space of strangers

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Keeping two metres away from peopled sucked. I’m sure we all missed randomly touching strangers, brushing our hand against their faces, looking into their eyes and seeing the fear. Thank goodness we can do that again. Personal space no longer exists. And have you heard of inappropriate touching? That just means it’s ‘in’ the realms of what is appropriate. Boom. Get out there.

9. Coughing in each others’ mouths

Having to cover your mouth and not go out if you have a cough is ridiculous. How were we ever supposed to build up an immune system? Thankfully, it is now safe for us to cough into one another’s mouths once again. Recommended by most doctors, this is a method referred to as ‘Nature’s Vaccine’ why inject a little bit of the illness along with autism poison at the doctor’s, when you can just cough in each other’s mouths and become immune to each others’ illnesses? I can’t wait to get out and start doing it.

8. Never having to wash your hands ever again

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Washing your hands is bad for you. The water dries up your skin and you never get to build up an immunity to any of the germs in the world. Now that we finally don’t have to wash our hands, we can get back to living like real people. Can you believe we had to spend twenty seconds washing our hands when all this started? Add all that time up and the human race has probably lost a good four hundred years in which they could have cured cancer and done lots of other good stuff too. Now we can finally get back on track.

7. Immunity from all illnesses and disease

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You made it through this, didn’t you? The biggest health scare of our time. This turned out to be a lot of fuss about nothing. Next time you get ill, there’s no need to go to the doctor, because you’ll be fine. If you didn’t catch coronavirus, it’s obviously because your superior genetics made you immune and if you’re immune to the most dangerous illness in the world, you are immune to everything!

6. Destroying the Earth via Climate Change

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Bit of a controversial one here, but Climate Change is a natural process and while we were in lockdown the effects started to be reversed ever so slightly. This can’t be good because, as you know, if something is natural, it’s good, so why reverse it? Think about the dinosaurs. I’m sure they made loads of fuss about the meteorite, but that was fine in the end because they just evolved into humans and now look at us? We’re better than them, they couldn’t even talk! So when Climate Change destroys the Earth, we’ll just evolve into something better. I’m hoping we finally have the power to turn invisible. Or to fly. These are the things so-called environmentalists are robbing you of.

5. Not going outside, but being pleased you have the choice

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I’m an indoorsy person. I never go outside. Ever. But you know what got my heckles up? Not being allowed to do it. It got me so mad, that even though we technically were only allowed out once a day, I went out like sixteen or seventeen times, just to make a point. I am not a prisoner. I will go wherever I please. Now that I won that right back for myself, I’ll be spending all of my time in my favourite place: right at home. I’m even going to start having groceries home delivered so I don’t have to go to the shops.

4. Sharing syringe needles for recreational drug use

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I mean, heroin is expensive enough as it is! Why should I have to fork out to buy loads of needles anyway? With the pandemic over, I can just get back to using the one needle. I’ve always been a humanitarian, so on Saturday nights I like to invite in about ten to twenty homeless people round for a bit of heroin. We sit in a circle and pass my only syringe around. I can’t wait to get that tradition started again.

3. Going to the polling station to vote Conservative on voting day

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Let’s be honest, if it wasn’t for Boris Johnson and his friends in the Conservative Party, we’d still be in lockdown. In fact, the global pandemic would probably still be a thing. I bet nobody’s going to thank the UK for solving everything though, are they? Ungrateful foreigners. I always look forward to voting Tory on voting day and I’m glad that we will be allowed outside to do that whenever the next election will be. It is a bit of a hassle though, so I suggest that we make the next vote the final one and then just keep the winners (which will obviously be national heroes, the Conservatives) forever.

2. The sound knowledge that the pandemic is over and can never happen again

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Bit of an obvious one really. This is a once in a lifetime event. Our lives are going to be smooth sailing from now on.

1. Going to open seafood markets

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I was reading about how this whole thing started and it seems to have come from an open seafood market. Now, I’ve never been to one of these, but it sounded great. I think one of the biggest tragedies of this whole pandemic, is the fact that these will have been closed down. Supposedly they have bats at these things? That’s great. I wonder what they taste like? All I know is that when I went down to Morrison’s last Thursday, I couldn’t find bats anywhere. Now that I think about it, there are loads of animals I’ve never eaten before, so I’m really excited by the prospect of getting to go to these open seafood markets in future.

I hope you will enjoy all of these things. What are you looking forward to? What a time to be alive.

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Excitebike

Excitebike is one of Nintendo’s much older games, older even than Super Mario Bros. so if you’re someone who struggles to get into retro games, this probably isn’t going to be for you. In fact, when I first played it when I was a child, I thought to myself “Wow, this old game is rubbish.” But although my initial reaction was a rather negative one, I have slowly developed a small level of fondness for it.

So what is it? Essentially, it’s just a single player motorbike racing game. The race tracks are all “2.5D” I suppose, with a side on view of the Excitebiker riding along on their motorcycle, with the ability to move upwards and downwards across the various different lanes on the track. It’s useful to change between these lanes in order to avoid patches of grass, bumps on the track or to intentionally head towards ramps. The race tracks all look pretty similar (a fairly basic stadium set up, just in different colours) but you do get a fair bit of variety in terms of the different ramps and jumps spread out across them.

There are two modes, Selection A and Selection B. In the first of these, you go around the track on your own. This is intended for time trials, but I found it most useful to play for training purposes. Getting the jumps just right isn’t easy, because you have to position your rider so that the wheels are angled in the right way to land safely. If you fail to do this, you fall off the bike and have to watch them very slowly getting back on. Then in Selection B, you are racing against lots of other racers. You can ram into the other motorcyclists in order to knock them off their bikes, which is kind of fun, but they can do the same to you too. Beating them isn’t easy, so you’ll need to practise a lot in order to get good at these levels. There’s also a level designer… but you can’t save the levels, so it’s kind of pointless.

I think what made me think this game was rubbish initially is that its controls aren’t easy to grasp, it’s visually not very appealing and its premise is a very basic one. You have to hold down a button in order to make your bike go faster in order to properly compete with the other racers, but if you do it for too long, your bike overheats and you have to stop, but then you can also go over these strips on the track to cool it down. This can get annoying and positioning your bike just right for jumps and bumps on the track is really difficult as well. You’ll probably find yourself falling off the bike a lot. A lot of people will, fairly, decide that it’s not worth putting in the effort to get the hang of.

I guess for me, this is an acquired taste. Over time, I’ve grown kind of fond of its music (even though there’s only about one track) and the 8-bit sound of the motorbikes’ engines. Since Nintendo like to include Excitebike cameos in games (like Mario Kart 8 and Super Smash Bros. Brawl) I found myself encouraged to revisit it and over time, I slowly got used to it. Now I’m at the point where I can happily play and enjoy it for half an hour if I’m bored. But even I still struggle with it sometimes. I’m sure it seemed amazing to a child of the 80s, but today I’d only recommend it to dedicated Nintendo fans.

Rating: 5/10

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Top 10 Songs from Anathema

Today I have the second in my series of Top 10 playlists. Last time I did The Beatles and today I’ve done a very different band: Anathema. While The Beatles were once my favourite, they were dethroned by Anathema. Though I am partially biased due to their positive association with some positive experiences earlier in my life, I think Anathema create the most beautiful music I have ever heard. Here’s the list of ten of their best songs:

  1. Untouchable Part 1 & Part 2
  2. Dreaming Light
  3. The Lost Song Part 1, Part 2 & Part 3
  4. Everything
  5. Internal Landscapes
  6. Are You There?
  7. Fragile Dreams
  8. Angels Walk Among Us
  9. The Storm Before the Calm
  10. Springfield

As Anathema are slightly more obscure, I hope that I can introduce them to someone who has never heard them before. Some of their music is really happy, other pieces are more sad and melancholic, but all of it is highly cathartic. I find their songs to be just about the most soothing things to listen to under any circumstances. There’s a sort of chilling spiritual aspect to their music which always gets to me. Though the list is in no particular order, Untouchable is probably my favourite song of all time. I hope you can enjoy it as much as I do!

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The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero and Tom Bissell

If you’ve ever seen The Room, you’ll know it’s just about the most bizarre movie ever made. Supposedly a serious drama, you’ll find it full of extremely oddball humour born out of the fact that all of the character are downright otherworldly and seem impossibly far away from real people. None of them are more peculiar than the main character, Johnny, who is played by the movie’s writer, direct and producer, Tommy Wiseau. The Disaster Artist tells the story of how The Room came to be and of the relationship between Wiseau and Greg Sestero (who plays Mark, another leading character in the movie).

I’d advise that you don’t read this book if you’ve never seen the movie. Once you have seen it, you’ll probably find yourself looking for answers. If you’re already a fan of the movie, I have to warn you that you probably won’t be able to watch the film in quite the same way again. Learning what you do as you read this, the whole thing develops a rather tragic element. You may have seen Tommy Wiseau as a clown-like figure before, but after this you’ll see he’s very much a sad clown.

As much as I did enjoy the information about The Room, where the ideas for it came from and the issues it faced during production, for me, the most interesting part of this book was how it covers the relationship between Greg and Tommy. At times, I thought Tommy seemed an awfully toxic and abusive person who wasn’t deserving of the friendship which Greg was offering him. At other times, I was so glad that they had each other. It’s such a beautiful and complicated thing.

What I also found fascinating, was the insight into Tommy Wiseau himself. I already knew he was an unusual and mysterious man, but the book made me realise that he’s even more curious than I thought. How does he seem to have a near infinite supply of money? Why does he own so many buildings in LA? Why is he so secretive about how old he is and where he comes from? Why does he like to tell people he’s a vampire? The book does provide a semi-speculative account of his origins and early life which, if true, are pretty darn heart-breaking.

On top of being an interesting insight into a movie I love, it’s also an amazing chronicle of the life of a struggling actor in LA and a look into a friendship which is quite unlike anything you’ll have heard before. Overall, that makes for a pretty great read.

Rating: 8.9/10

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Global Quiz

Every summer I like to organise a meal out in Nando’s with all of the friends that I know. It’s always a really exciting day and something I look forward to. Of course, what with the ongoing global pandemic, it hasn’t been possible to arrange a meal like this this year.

Still, I didn’t want to miss out on doing something nice, so I decided to come up with an alternative. This year, I decided to host a large virtual quiz. In the end, I had about twenty friends playing in it. I have to say, I really enjoyed myself and, in some ways, it was better than if I had had a usual meal out.

I wrote a set of questions based around film, TV, video games and books, with the hope that I would be able to make at least one question for each person playing. I wanted everyone to have a moment where they felt pleased that their area of expertise had come up – this was a lot harder than I thought, but I really enjoyed putting it together and thinking about the individual interests of my different friends. Being a quiz host to so many is something I’d love to do again.

But what was most rewarding about it was the fact that I was able to have so many friends together at once. My circle of friends is spread, not only across the country, but across the world too. Arranging a simple Nando’s meal out would have meant that my friends who are more than about ten miles away couldn’t have come. For once, I had almost everybody together.

There are four people who I’ve ever considered to possibly be my best friend and I had 3/4 in the quiz. They all come from very different parts of my life and most of them haven’t really met before, or don’t interact together very often at very least – so having them together, in addition to a large number of other people that I feel very close to, was amazing. With so many people from different aspects of life all together at once, I suppose I could say that it made me feel ‘whole’ in a way that couldn’t have happened otherwise.

I hope to be able to arrange something else like this before long, because having all my friends together was really amazing. If I ever get to have a big, real world gathering with all these people – oh my. That will be a pretty darn exciting day.

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