Where Are The Women? by Chloe Ward

(All of this week’s blog posts will be written by a female guest author and are going to cover issues of our sexism and gender inequality in our society. The first has been written by my good friend and fellow writer Chloe Ward, who is tackling the issue of female representation in movies. Enjoy! I did.)

So tell me, what was the last film you saw? Did it have any women in it? If yes, was the woman a protagonist? Did their character move the plot forward? Was the woman in the film solely there to be a love interest? Did that woman take her top off at any point in the movie? Chances are the last film you watched probably had three important male characters and one unimportant female character. The woman was probably in it as a girlfriend and probably did take her top off. Am I right? It seems to me that the film industry tends to treat women as “sexy lamps” in films. And if we were to remove said woman, would the plot of the movie really change?

For instance, last week I watched War on Everyone at the cinema. War on Everyone has many women in it… only they are in it for a few seconds and are mostly topless or dancing in a strip joint. The two more prominent female characters are in relationships with the protagonists. Although one of the ladies (I can’t even remember her name) has a small effect on the character development of her other half, if both women were to be cut, the plot probably would not change. You could argue that is it’s a buddy cop movie, of course there aren’t going to be any strong women because that’s just the genre. Well, if I recall, the film The Nice Guys was also a buddy cop film, and even though it did have more adult appropriate moments in it, the women were much more important to the storyline.

Even PG movies which are suitable for children are over sexualised. Myself and some friends went to see Batman: Return of the Caped Crusaders a few days ago. With a main cast of six male characters there is only one female character, Cat Woman. Cat Woman is portrayed to be obsessed with Batman and constantly after his affection. I should mention that this film was animated and so naturally an unachievable female body type was used. Long story short, Cat Woman’s only real super power is her sexuality and although she plays a small part in story development, if she were cut, the film wouldn’t lose much.

Admittedly, it is unfair to say that every film does not contain enough woman or does not portray woman fairly because this is not always the case. For instance, the new Ghostbuster film has four leading ladies. In the film they do not rely on men to get things done, they are not oversexualised and the relationship aspect of the film focuses on friendship. However, a film like this is one in a million. Not to mention it had a massive backlash because of its female cast.

I guess the point I am trying to make is that I am fed up of my gender being constantly forgotten or oversexualised. Movies SHOULD have more women in them.

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No Communication Needed

Communicating your thoughts and feelings is very important – I’m not going to argue against that. Often communication is the cornerstone of significant social interactions. However, sometimes I feel like communication is not really needed. For example, quite recently I hosted a Christmas meal with a number of my best friends. Looking back, I don’t really remember saying anything all that significant or sharing any meaningful communication, but it was just so nice to be around such a large number of people who I am so fond of. Sure, I was speaking to them, but really just about how excited I was. For me, just being around the people I like will make me feel a lot happier. I’m not really sure that there is a rational explanation. I could be sat in a room by myself doing a bit of reading, but if I were sat in a room with a friend doing a bit of reading I’d be a lot happier. Of course, talking to people is very nice and important, but sometimes it’s just nice to be around somebody and to share their company. Logically, it doesn’t make much sense because if you are not talking to a person you’re not drawing anything from your relationship with them, but I guess logic doesn’t necessarily tie into such positive emotions. If you have a friend whose company you can enjoy without saying a word, you have something very valuable indeed.

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Banjo-Pilot

Banjo-Pilot is a kind of sequel to Diddy Kong Racing. It takes the aeroplane gameplay from the previous game and makes it the focus. So it’s a fun racing game, similar to the Mario Kart series, but where you only drive planes and not race karts.

The game gives you the opportunity to play as Banjo, Kazooie, Mumbo Jumbo, Humba Wumba, a Jinjo, Klungo, Gruntilda, Bottles and Jolly Roger, though not all of them are immediately playable. I think it’s a nice selection of popular icons from the franchise and each of them gets their own unique plane too, which gives them all a little extra bit of character. All of the race tracks are based on locations from Banjo-Kazooie, Banjo-Tooie and Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty’s Revenge. I was quite pleased to see levels from Grunty’s Revenge included, as that game often gets overlooked, but really I was very happy with most of the stages as they provided a fond reminder of levels I’d enjoyed playing in the past.

Here’s an oddity with the way the game plays. All of the race tracks are completely flat and  could just as easily be raced on by conventional race karts. Even though you’re in a plane, if you go off the road and over the grass, you still slow down. It’s a bit weird, but I guess you just have to put it down to some kind of magic the characters are using to make sure people don’t cheat (and, in reality, technical limitations.) Some people see this as a negative of the game, but items are still in three dimensions, so it’s not like flying is completely wasted. Even though a lot of people don’t like this, I still find it just as enjoyable as either of the Mario Kart games done in this same style.

Fans of the series, and indeed, fans of Rare in general, are likely to find a lot to enjoy about this game. As I mentioned, there are a selection of popular characters who are all full of personality and there are race tracks based on various locations from the main games. I was a little disappointed that Jamjars was not playable and that Mad Monster Mansion was not a race track, but these are minor issues. The race tracks are all full of fun little references too and a few characters make cameos in this capacity. Not only do you get Banjo-Kazooie characters like Gobi, but Sabreman (from the Sabre Wulf series) and Expresso the Ostrich (from Donkey Kong Country) also make appearances! I can’t help but feel very happy about this acknowledgement of the series’ connection to the Donkey Kong games.

Overall, I think this is a great game and I think it’s a shame that it is remembered as being so mediocre. I enjoyed this game very much. Maybe it could have had a few more characters and it’s a shame that they didn’t come up with any kind of story (like Diddy Kong Racing had) but these are only really a few small ideas for improvements over what is already a fun game. There are lots of things to unlock and there’s a multiplayer mode too, so if you give Banjo-Pilot a chance, it’s sure to give you lots of hours of fun.

Rating: 8.7/10

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A Creative Exercise in Empathy

Something which I like to use as a writing prompt and which I like to use to help broaden my understanding of other perspectives, is to try writing from contrary points of view to my own. You could either write a story where somebody who holds beliefs which are different to yours is the protagonist, or where somebody who strongly supports your cause is the villain. Not only will this stop your writing from being too preachy (and help to make things less black and white and more grey, like reality) but it will help you to consider things which you may not have done before, perhaps prompting you to research topics which will just generally help to make you more open minded.

An additional benefit of this is that it’s quite a good way to help you come up with new ideas. If you have to build a storyline around an ideology you don’t agree with being a force for good (or one you do being a force for evil) then you might just find yourself with something quite interesting on your hands. This will help the body of your work to be more diverse and, hopefully, more interesting. A couple of times I have written stories where my perspective are “the bad guys” but have still ultimately conveyed a message I agreed with. It’s an experiment that’s well worth trying for any writers.

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Laziness

I was fortunate enough to make so much money from freelance writing in November that I was able to take off all of December. I decided to dedicate that time to visiting as many friends as possible and doing something nice and Christmassy with them. I visited one of my internet friends for the first time, I reunited with a favourite university professor of mine, watched Christmas light switch ons, went to Christmas markets and had innumerable dinners out with different friends. It was a wonderful m0nth and I am deeply privileged to know so many people who are happy to dedicate time to me and whose company I enjoy so much.

When people ask me what I’ve been doing lately, I say I’ve been lazy and gone through December without doing any work. But, thinking about it, that’s not a healthy attitude and I think it reflects an attitude which is quite common on our society. Why is it lazy to dedicate time to you friends rather than towards making money? Laziness connotes wasting time and not doing anything worthwhile, but spending time with people is infinitely more important than working a job. Nobody has suffered any negative consequence from my lack of work, yet I still feel the need to apologetically call it lazy. I am sure many others in my position would too.

As a whole, I feel like our society has an unhealthy relationship with work. Having a job and being very busy with work related tasks is seen as a positive, to the extent that it is often even equated with moral goodness. Yet spending time with those you love is not regarded in this same light. Why? Why is working to make money the way you ‘should’ spend your time? This lifestyle is only going to cause you to feel very stressed at the end of the day. Most likely it ultimately stems from materialism. I’ll have to stop myself before I call my extended Christmas break “lazy” again.

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Super Mario 3D Land

Super Mario 3D Land is a bit of good old fashioned Super Mario fun. It takes the standard 2D formula of having you start at the beginning of a course and then having you avoid various obstacles so that you can get to the flagpole at the end, but it brings it into 3D, so you’re moving through very linear 3D courses.

If you already know that you like the series, then you’ll almost certainly have a good time with this. It reminded me quite a lot of Super Mario Bros. 3 just with a touch of 3D gaming involved. It features the return of the Raccoon Leaf, which gives Mario a raccoon tail, which he can use to attack or to make himself fall more slowly. It’s a bit of a shame though, because it used to be able to make you fly but it has lost that power in this iteration. It also includes the return of the classic enemy Boom Boom and even introduced a female counterpart named Pom Pom (which I appreciated.) There’s a nice selection of levels, including haunted houses, air ships, forests and grassy fields and all the other classic Mushroom Kingdom destinations which are sure to make a lot of you feel nostalgic.

The storyline is very basic: Bowser has kidnapped Princess Peach and Mario is off to rescue her. It’s a very basic game in that regard. Every established gameplay element of the franchise is reintroduced in this game, meaning that it makes for a good jumping in point, if you’ve never really played any other games in the series. If you’re an experienced fan of the series and you want a challenge, you won’t find it here. This is a very easy game, even when it’s supposed to be hard. Is this disappointing? I didn’t think so. I found that this game was the perfect thing to relax with. It was just about difficult enough that winning a level felt like an achievement, but easy enough that you’re never really likely to lose. Combine the low level of difficulty with the bright and colourful visuals of the series and you’ve got a lovely experience on your hands. There’s plenty of replayability too, with lots of little secrets hidden throughout the game for you to go back and find. Although I guess it is fairly short overall.

I can’t say that Super Mario 3D Land is particularly innovative. The most unique thing about the game is that playing in 3D mode will occasionally make it easier for you to judge the distance when you have a jump, but other than that it’s just the same formula that we’ve grown to love over the years. While I can’t say that it was the case for me, I can imagine that some people might feel bored by this game. It’s lack of originality might also make it feel a little bland alongside the many similar Super Mario games, but I still think of it as a well made and enjoyable game.

Rating: 9/10

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Mistaken Identity

Back in the past, I liked to visit random chat services (like ChatRoulette) whenever I felt bored. This lead to some of my more popular blog posts (like this one) but it was something I got bored of and I didn’t come back to it very often. The people on it seemed quite sexually motivated and I was really only looking to make internet friends and have fun. Recently, on a whim, I decided to head back. Who knows what kind of misadventures may have awaited me? Well, I do. That is what today’s blog post is about.

I didn’t really encounter anybody who was especially sexual, but I did get mixed up in a case of mistaken identity. See, the random chat service I was using this time allowed you to enter a user name for yourself, at first I was just using my initials, but after a while I used “Male.” Why did I do that? Well, it might seem odd coming from me (somebody who does not identify very strongly with their sex) but when I went onto the site the first question everybody asked me was “M or F?” which, in layman’s terms means “Biologically speaking, are you male or female?” and so to save time I set “Male” as my username. I think a lot of the userbase are male, actually, and a lot of them were only interested in speaking to females, which meant I got passed over a lot.

Anyway, now for the meat of the story. I was eventually talking to somebody who didn’t disconnect right away. I believe their name was ‘X’ and their first question for me was whether or not I remember “Cinderella.” I told them that while I had never had the opportunity to watch any of the film adaptations but I had read the original Brothers Grimm fairy tale and so was familiar with the story. It turns out, that what they meant was did I remember a user called “Cinderella” as that was their old username.

In the past, they had grown quite attached to a user called “Male” and my namesake had promised to come and visit “Cinderella” in her hometown and it appears that the pair of them had shared some kind of romance during their one off online chat. She told me that I had lied to her and betrayed her. She said that I had broken her heart. It took me quite a while to persuade her that I was somebody else entirely. She was quite angry. Thankfully, I was able to convince her that I was telling the truth. But this wasn’t the end.

Once “Cinderella” had been persuaded that I wasn’t the person she’d spoken to before, she started telling me about her sad love life. She said she could never find anybody in real life and had to use this to meet people. I warned her against becoming too emotionally invested in people before she knew for sure she could trust them and offered advice for meeting new people and cultivating healthy relationships. Then she said that nobody had ever been nicer to her than me and that she was started to feel romantic attraction towards me. Uh oh.

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Moving Away from Physical Goods

This Christmas I was surprised and delighted to get a Kindle as one of my gifts. Back in 2011, I remember talking to a friend of mine and dismissing the Kindle as something which ruined the experiences of reading, but in the five years since then I’ve had quite a change of opinion. Not only am I not anti-Kindle now, but I am very pro-Kindle. I love mine and I look forward to reading many books on it – not that I am now not interested in owning books physically.

I have a very small bedroom and not enough room to contain my possessions. As a result, my room is very messy because there are books and all other things all over the floor and taking up all the space on the shelves and desks I have. Five years ago I didn’t have quite as much stuff but now I do and it’s a real issue. These days getting something digitally is quite nice, because I know I’m not going to have to deal with the issue of storing it and as I have started to buy more and more things digitally, I’ve started to realise that I’m not missing out on that much by doing so.

When somebody writes a book, you want to read what they have to say and if the writer’s any good, you’ll enjoy their work no matter how you consume it. When a video game is released, you just want to play it: why does it matter if it’s installed into your system or read from a disk? These are the kinds of conclusions I find myself coming to these days. But having said that, I can still understand the pleasure of getting an especially nice edition of a book or wanting to own your favourite game physically. I’m just a lot more accepting of digital purchases these days and I think my initial skepticism was just an irrational fear of something new.

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Vermin

Vermin is one of the earliest Game & Watches (in fact, it is the third) but it’s one which cemented the formula for future titles in the range. The first two had been rather atypical when compared to the later games, but Vermin was the first to have you doing a simple, repetitive task which becomes increasingly difficult over time – with three lives, you have to keep going in order to get the highest possible score.

So what do you do in Vermin? Well, you play as somebody who is presumably a farmer and you have two massive mallets. There are several vegetables growing on the screen and you’ll see moles burrowing towards them. When they pop their heads out to eat the vegetables, you need to be ready in position to hit them before they eat the vegetables. The moment they stick their heads out, he’ll automatically hit them.

Really, it’s quite simple even by Game & Watch standards, but I still enjoy it. It’s probably one of the easiest Game & Watches and I think that helps to make it quite addictive. It’s a fun way to pass five or ten minutes. Plus, there’s a harder difficulty mode too, where things are just a bit faster. Well worth a look if you’re into older games.

Rating: 6/10

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Christmas Stories

A Christmas tradition which I have, but which seems to be fairly uncommon in my experience, is writing a Christmas story each year. Obviously, I am quite creative and so enjoy writing fiction recreationally and if you aren’t that kind of person, you won’t enjoy it quite so much. But if you do write, writing an annual Christmas story is something you might enjoy very much. Is Christmas not quite feeling as special as you’d hoped? Then you can create that special feeling yourself in your writing. It’s an exercise I really enjoy and I feel like I’ve sometimes even gotten something very good out of it.

From a more productive perspective, activities like these could be a good way to help develop the characters you’ve created for other pieces of work. Are you writing a novel? Then perhaps doing something like writing about the main character’s experiences over Christmas could help you to gain a stronger understanding of who they are. Who knows, perhaps you’d even find a way to incorporate it into your novel? I think all writing, even when it’s not directly tied to something you plan to publish, is worthwhile and valuable. But for me, this activity is, first and foremost, a leisurely activity to get me into the Christmas spirit. Although, then again, the majority of my writing is done for leisure. If you don’t write and instead produce a different kind of art, you might still like to try doing something Christmassy once a year, just in your preferred medium. All prompts are useful!

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