Mistaken Identity

Back in the past, I liked to visit random chat services (like ChatRoulette) whenever I felt bored. This lead to some of my more popular blog posts (like this one) but it was something I got bored of and I didn’t come back to it very often. The people on it seemed quite sexually motivated and I was really only looking to make internet friends and have fun. Recently, on a whim, I decided to head back. Who knows what kind of misadventures may have awaited me? Well, I do. That is what today’s blog post is about.

I didn’t really encounter anybody who was especially sexual, but I did get mixed up in a case of mistaken identity. See, the random chat service I was using this time allowed you to enter a user name for yourself, at first I was just using my initials, but after a while I used “Male.” Why did I do that? Well, it might seem odd coming from me (somebody who does not identify very strongly with their sex) but when I went onto the site the first question everybody asked me was “M or F?” which, in layman’s terms means “Biologically speaking, are you male or female?” and so to save time I set “Male” as my username. I think a lot of the userbase are male, actually, and a lot of them were only interested in speaking to females, which meant I got passed over a lot.

Anyway, now for the meat of the story. I was eventually talking to somebody who didn’t disconnect right away. I believe their name was ‘X’ and their first question for me was whether or not I remember “Cinderella.” I told them that while I had never had the opportunity to watch any of the film adaptations but I had read the original Brothers Grimm fairy tale and so was familiar with the story. It turns out, that what they meant was did I remember a user called “Cinderella” as that was their old username.

In the past, they had grown quite attached to a user called “Male” and my namesake had promised to come and visit “Cinderella” in her hometown and it appears that the pair of them had shared some kind of romance during their one off online chat. She told me that I had lied to her and betrayed her. She said that I had broken her heart. It took me quite a while to persuade her that I was somebody else entirely. She was quite angry. Thankfully, I was able to convince her that I was telling the truth. But this wasn’t the end.

Once “Cinderella” had been persuaded that I wasn’t the person she’d spoken to before, she started telling me about her sad love life. She said she could never find anybody in real life and had to use this to meet people. I warned her against becoming too emotionally invested in people before she knew for sure she could trust them and offered advice for meeting new people and cultivating healthy relationships. Then she said that nobody had ever been nicer to her than me and that she was started to feel romantic attraction towards me. Uh oh.

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Moving Away from Physical Goods

This Christmas I was surprised and delighted to get a Kindle as one of my gifts. Back in 2011, I remember talking to a friend of mine and dismissing the Kindle as something which ruined the experiences of reading, but in the five years since then I’ve had quite a change of opinion. Not only am I not anti-Kindle now, but I am very pro-Kindle. I love mine and I look forward to reading many books on it – not that I am now not interested in owning books physically.

I have a very small bedroom and not enough room to contain my possessions. As a result, my room is very messy because there are books and all other things all over the floor and taking up all the space on the shelves and desks I have. Five years ago I didn’t have quite as much stuff but now I do and it’s a real issue. These days getting something digitally is quite nice, because I know I’m not going to have to deal with the issue of storing it and as I have started to buy more and more things digitally, I’ve started to realise that I’m not missing out on that much by doing so.

When somebody writes a book, you want to read what they have to say and if the writer’s any good, you’ll enjoy their work no matter how you consume it. When a video game is released, you just want to play it: why does it matter if it’s installed into your system or read from a disk? These are the kinds of conclusions I find myself coming to these days. But having said that, I can still understand the pleasure of getting an especially nice edition of a book or wanting to own your favourite game physically. I’m just a lot more accepting of digital purchases these days and I think my initial skepticism was just an irrational fear of something new.

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Vermin

Vermin is one of the earliest Game & Watches (in fact, it is the third) but it’s one which cemented the formula for future titles in the range. The first two had been rather atypical when compared to the later games, but Vermin was the first to have you doing a simple, repetitive task which becomes increasingly difficult over time – with three lives, you have to keep going in order to get the highest possible score.

So what do you do in Vermin? Well, you play as somebody who is presumably a farmer and you have two massive mallets. There are several vegetables growing on the screen and you’ll see moles burrowing towards them. When they pop their heads out to eat the vegetables, you need to be ready in position to hit them before they eat the vegetables. The moment they stick their heads out, he’ll automatically hit them.

Really, it’s quite simple even by Game & Watch standards, but I still enjoy it. It’s probably one of the easiest Game & Watches and I think that helps to make it quite addictive. It’s a fun way to pass five or ten minutes. Plus, there’s a harder difficulty mode too, where things are just a bit faster. Well worth a look if you’re into older games.

Rating: 6/10

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Christmas Stories

A Christmas tradition which I have, but which seems to be fairly uncommon in my experience, is writing a Christmas story each year. Obviously, I am quite creative and so enjoy writing fiction recreationally and if you aren’t that kind of person, you won’t enjoy it quite so much. But if you do write, writing an annual Christmas story is something you might enjoy very much. Is Christmas not quite feeling as special as you’d hoped? Then you can create that special feeling yourself in your writing. It’s an exercise I really enjoy and I feel like I’ve sometimes even gotten something very good out of it.

From a more productive perspective, activities like these could be a good way to help develop the characters you’ve created for other pieces of work. Are you writing a novel? Then perhaps doing something like writing about the main character’s experiences over Christmas could help you to gain a stronger understanding of who they are. Who knows, perhaps you’d even find a way to incorporate it into your novel? I think all writing, even when it’s not directly tied to something you plan to publish, is worthwhile and valuable. But for me, this activity is, first and foremost, a leisurely activity to get me into the Christmas spirit. Although, then again, the majority of my writing is done for leisure. If you don’t write and instead produce a different kind of art, you might still like to try doing something Christmassy once a year, just in your preferred medium. All prompts are useful!

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Game & Watch Gallery

Game & Watch Gallery is the first game in a delightful series which sees Game & Watch titles remade in ways which incorporate different characters like, Mario, Donkey Kong and Yoshi. I personally adore every installment and consider it one of the best ways to experience Game & Watch games. Not only do you get the remakes, but you also get recreations of the originals, so there’s no chance that you’ll miss out on anything. This first collection, sadly only includes four games, but it’s still very good and they’re all great fun to replay frequently to try and beat your high scores. What I’ll do is link to my reviews of the original games and then review each of the remakes.

Manhole (original review)
The original game had you playing as a regular person who had a single manhole cover and had to switch between four open manholes in order to stop people falling in as they walked by. In this version of the game, you play as Yoshi, who sits in the middle of the screen and uses his hands and long tongue to keep four separate manhole covers up. In this one, the manhole covers fall down after somebody walks over them and it’s you’re job to either hold them in place as people walk by or to put the covers back up after they fall down. It’s much more enjoyable over the original, as it’s a lot easier, the gameplay never feels slow and you have Mario, Toad and Donkey Kong Jr. filling the roles of the people who pass by.

Fire (original review)
Instead of playing as fireman helping people fleeing from a burning apartment building, you play as Mario and Luigi, who are helping out after what looks like Princess Peach’s castle has caught fire. Yoshis, Toads and various duplicates of Donkey Kong Jr. all jump from the building and Mario and Luigi must use a trampoline to bounce them into a nearby carriage. I have to admit that it bugs me a bit to see Donkey Kong Jr. used as if he is a generic Mushroom Kingdom species and not an individual (and Manhole does it slightly too) but this is still very fun. The different characters fall at different speeds and bounce to different heights, but other than that this isn’t all that much different to the original. Thankfully, the original is really good and I enjoy it even more with a splash of Super Mario paint. One thing I should point out is that if you play the original, a new animation has been added of people storming away after they hit the floor. Originally, you just got a picture of an angle near the top of the screen to indicate they had died, but I guess Nintendo wanted it to be more family friendly for this rerelease.

Octopus (original review)
In this game, Mario and Peach have sailed out in search of treasure (replacing the generic divers of the original.) You basically have to move around under the water to collect as much treasure as possible and bring it back up to the ship, while avoiding the dangerous reach of the octopus’s tentacles. It’s not too much different to the original, but it provides you with one disadvantage and one perk. The disadvantage is that the more treasure Mario takes, the slower he becomes, but the perk is that he can throw the treasure at the octopus to temporarily stun it. Of the four Game & Watch titles remade in this collection, this one is probably my least favourite, but I still have fun with it.

Oil Panic (original review)
Oil Panic has always seemed a little strange to me. I never really understood the scenario which was taking place and I don’t really understand it in the remake either. Mario is inside one of Bowser’s castles and there are a few fires on the ground. Oil drips through the ceiling and Mario needs to catch it in a bucket (he has one in each hand) to stop it hitting the floor. Bowser is standing on the roof and I don’t know he’s causing the oil to drip through the ceiling or what, but he is holding a bucket so I think he is supposed to be. Once the buckets are full, Mario needs to dispose of the oil and he does this by tossing it out of the window for Yoshi to eat. Yes, apparently Yoshi eats oil. He must feel kind of weird about it, since he is a dinosaur. But if Yoshi’s not there, you’ll toss the oil onto either Luigi or Donkey Kong Jr. who are just sitting around and minding their own business outside. This will lose you a life, just like if the oil touches the floor. Having two buckets (rather than one) makes the game much more enjoyable and easier. As does the ability to turn around and catch things in different buckets. Two huge improvements over the original.

Overall, this a game I enjoy very much and it would surely make a pleasant addition to the collection of any Nintendo fan. These games are all highly addictive and beating your old high scores can be very satisfying. There is a small gallery of Game & Watches to fill and you get rewarded with them for getting certain high scores in the game, which is a further incentive to replay, if one were needed.

These remakes all improve over the original in small or big ways, but even if you’d rather play the originals first, that option is available to you, since they are all included. As it can be downloaded so cheaply these days, it’s well worth a try.

Rating: 8.3/10

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Loneliness

Way back in the second half of 2014, I was feeling rather lonely. Well, in fact, that’s quite a large understatement. At that point in my life, I was very lonely and I was quite miserable too. My social events were months apart and my friends all seemed to be moving on with their lives. It made me very unhappy, to the extent that I can easily call it the lowest point of my life. It was often difficult to find the motivation to get up in the morning. I had no money and no job. I spent most of my time simply doing nothing, other than a brief couple of months doing unpaid work at a nearby Job Centre. Needless to say, that didn’t make me feel much better. It was just an endless feeling of emptiness. Nothing was really exciting or interesting to me and it was hard for me to believe that things would change.

Since then, I have reunited with those friends and have made new ones too. My current happiness levels are a thousand times higher than they were then. In retrospect, it was very obvious that such a thing would only have lasted for a short time, but my mind was clouded. I can’t hold it against anyone, because they all had their own lives to live and it would have been quite a lot of effort for them to go out of their way to visit me (I live in quite an isolated area.) Plus, few people would have really been aware that I was suffering: I was always so happy when I did get the opportunity to see anyone that they probably would have been quite shocked to find how unhappy I was after I’d left. They certainly wouldn’t have just assumed that that was the case based on my interactions with them either.

So what can I take from this horrible experience? Well, I can use it to try and improve myself. I don’t want anybody I know to suffer that pain, so from then on I have tried my hardest to do all I can to let people know how highly I value them. I’m not afraid to tell people I love them and to give speeches about how wonderful people are. If I haven’t seen someone in a long time, I’ll try to arrange to see them. If I can’t see them, I’ll still try to leave them with a positive impression. It’s upsetting to know that there must be so many people feeling as lonely as that and I will just try to do my best to ensure that nobody I care about ever has to feel that way.

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The Story of Friendship

In my eyes, every friendship is a little bit like a story. When you meet somebody, that’s the start of the story and the finite nature of life means that all of these stories must come to an end eventually. But the most exciting thing, as with all stories, is what happens in the middle. Sometimes there’ll be tensions and dramas, but all going well, the majority of it will be fun, laughter and excitement.  Much as stories develop over time and cause you to become more emotionally invested, so too do human relationships. The longer we know somebody, the more we care for them and the more we value them. Different friendships provide us with different things and sometimes we’ll find ourselves craving one over another: it’s much the same as enjoying different genres of fiction. Ultimately, these stories, these relationships, are the things which mold our perception of the world around us, our beliefs and ideals. At the end of the day, they may leave us feeling happy or they may leave us feeling sad – either way they make us feel and to feel is to live. We all love stories, because our lives are made up of countless different stories. Knowing that we are part of the stories for lots of different people gives our lives value and watching your own stories unfold is one of life’s most beautiful experiences.

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Manhole

Manhole is one of the earlier Game & Watch games and it’s not one of the ones which really gets acknowledged very often in more recent Nintendo games. You might think that this one’s a bit less good, since it doesn’t get referenced all that often and, sadly, you’re probably right. It’s not a particular favourite of mine.

In this game, there are two paths with two manholes in them. People walk along one path in one direction and the other path in the other direction. You play as a generic person (possibly Mr. Game & Watch) and you have a manhole cover – you move between the four different manholes and have to ensure that nobody falls into them. Left to their own devices, the people walking along the paths will walk right into the manholes. With so many people walking along both paths, you have to move quickly between the four holes, as you can only cover one hole at a time. You have three lives and you lose a life every time somebody falls in.

I found this to be a fair bit more harder than the average Game & Watch and it took me quite a while to master. The problem is, that it also feels very slow when you first start playing. There aren’t many people walking by and they don’t walk quickly at all. But then after spending a while playing at the slow and boring speed, it suddenly gets pretty hard. It’s not great.

Rating: 2.9/10

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Spreading Out Events

I recently had an idea for something which I think would be very nice to do and so wanted to share it here. I don’t generally like to arrange birthday events for myself – I do sometimes, but usually lots of people can’t attend and then I only see one or two people and feel quite sad about the fact that so many people did not come. I’m grateful for the people who do attend, but it is just not something I generally like to do.

It’s a fact of adult life that people are not likely to all be free at the same time. Different people all have different commitments and schedules and so forth. The chances of having a large group of people free on the same day are slim. What I plan to do for my next birthday is dedicate a whole week to a sequence of meals with one or two people at a time. This, to me, is such an exciting idea for so many reasons. First of all, that’s seven days in a row with a guaranteed social event – I’m usually only able to do between two and four things a week. Secondly, meeting in much smaller groups means that I will definitely get a chance to interact with each person much more directly. The downside of larger events is that there are always some people who you don’t really get a change to say much to. Finally, the chances of finding somebody who’s free on each day of a week are much higher than finding a day that lots of people are free, so this should be a lot easier to organise and will have a higher chance of allowing me to see several friends.

So this is something I would definitely like to do when my next birthday rolls along. Just thinking about it already has me very excited – the only difficulty comes from deciding on who I want to dedicate the individual dinners to! Perhaps this is something for you to try, if you don’t like the stresses of arranging a big event?

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Fire (Game & Watch)

Fire is one of the earlier Game & Watches and it is also one of the most iconic and the most fun. Quite significantly, the generic people in this game are what would be used as the basis for the character Mr. Game & Watch.

Like all Game & Watches, this is quite a simple game, but it’s pretty fun. In it, a block of flats are on fire and people are jumping out of the windows to escape the flames. You play as a pair of firemen who are holding a trampoline in order to break the falls of the jumpers. When somebody lands on the trampoline, they are launched back into the air and you have to get ready to catch them again. After the third bounce on the trampoline they land in an ambulance. At first only a small number of people jump out and they don’t go to fast, but over time the number and the speed goes up. Every time you let somebody hit the ground you lose a life and after this happens three times it’s game over.

It’s fun to play over and over again to see how high a score you can achieve. When you’re really into it and bouncing loads of people into the ambulance it feels really good. Like all Game & Watches, there’s also a hard mode where people jump from different levels of the building and don’t jump as soon as they appear. It’s fun to come back to quite often.

Overall, it’s a nice bit of Nintendo history and fun too. Worth a look. Rating: 7.3/10

(Here’s another blog post I wrote titled “Fire.”)

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