#FreeTheNipple

You may or may not have seen that there has been a new movement on social media, one known as #FreeTheNipple. What it is, is women posting photographs of themselves in which their nipples are exposed. The idea is that since it’s fine for men to expose their nipples in public it should also be fine for women to do the same, instead of being illegal as it currently is.
    It’s a very agreeable movement and one I can see no problems with at all. I’ve always wondered why it’s considered acceptable for men but not for women and I hope that this hashtag will have some effect. I’ve seen two criticisms to the movement and neither of them really hold any weight if you think about it, so I’ll go over both of them now.
    First, people have argued that it’s rather hypocritical ‘of feminists’ to complain about things like The Sun sexualising women with Page 3 images of topless women only to then go ahead and sexualise themselves. Without realising it, people who have said this are actually proving the point that the #FreeTheNipple people are trying to make; there’s nothing objectively sexual about a photograph of a woman with her breasts exposed and the point of the #FreeTheNipple movement is to change people’s perceptions so that more people can understand that. Certainly, people can and do enjoy breasts in a sexual way, but it should be acknowledged that this isn’t the only way of looking at them; it’s because of attitudes like this that women get told off for breastfeeding in public.
    Second, I’ve seen an argument that it’s strange to try to desexualise breasts, because it’s nice to enjoy them in a sexual way, like leaving delicious chocolates out of their wrappers (that’s not my comparison). This also seems quite strange to me, because it suggests that people would become incapable of viewing breasts in a sexual light if they were to become desexualised generally. In fact, if somebody can’t make the distinction between a sexual context and a non-sexual context, that’s rather creepy.
    And those are the only arguments against it that I’ve seen and, as much as I think about it, I can’t think of any thing wrong with this movement at all. I hope it continues to grow in numbers and influence.
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Finger Puppet Prophecy Show

Very sadly, last week I lost my job at Park Lane Press. It’s a big shame because I enjoyed it there very much and I was doing something which had a lot of creative freedom; I’ll be lucky if I can find another job that I enjoy quite so much. Anyway, what’s interesting is that the Finger Puppet Show strips posted around the start and end of my time there are strangely coincidental, prophetic, you could even say.
    While I was unemployed, I had been writing on ongoing storyline about the Job Centre and why it’s so awful. As soon as I got the job at Park Lane Press, I planned out the ending of the Job Centre storyline, and one of the first strips to go up was about a character being made redundant, which, funnily enough, is what happened to me! Then, on my very last day, the strip that went up, had a character told off by the boss and then made to worry about their position and, of course, it was photographed in my office at my desk! My boss was actually very nice about it and it’s not really the same thing, but it’s an interesting coincidence! Could the Finger Puppet Show be the modern Nostradamus?

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Batman: Year One by Frank Miller

PictureFor people who are mildly interested in the world of super hero fiction, the idea of finding a place to start amongst all the tangled threads of continuity and reboots must be quite daunting. That’s how I felt, at least. Batman had always been a hero I wanted to read about because I knew the character was influenced by Sherlock Holmes and he generally looked quite interesting, and it turns out that Year One was the perfect place to start.

Year One is Batman’s origin story and it’s very interesting. We’re introduced to the crime ridden streets of Gotham City and to the haunted millionaire, Bruce Wayne, whose tragic life leads him to become Batman. You’re also introduced to James Gordon, who has just moved to the area and works on the police force. The story switches between the perspectives of Bruce/Batman and James, which is a nice approach.

What was quite striking to me was how grim everything was; there are certainly a lot of adult themes used (and used in a mature way) and one scene in particular was especially shocking (I won’t spoil it.) All of this dark content does have the effect of making the whole comic rather depressing; this isn’t a bad thing, but it’s certainly something to bear in mind when you start reading. I had better talk a bit about the art-style too, as this adds to the tone; generally, the style is the kind of classic look for comic books and I think it suits it very well.

The only real downside of Year One, for me, was that it felt like it ended too abrubtly. It was kind of like the stage is set and then you’re left thinking “what next?” which I suppose is a good way of making me want to read more Batman comics! I guess, also, that this is a feeling that people who have read loads of Batman comics already won’t get.

Rating: 8.7/10

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Absence

On Thursday, I had a lovely evening out in Bath with some of my closest friends. We had dinner at Wetherspoon’s and, not only was the food delicious and cheap, but it also made me quite nostalgic. Back in the third year of university, I’d have lunch at Wetherspoon’s every Tuesday and it was a fond reminder of that time.
    But, while I did indeed have a really nice time, I very much felt the absence of a lot of my friends. Over the last year, many of the people I cared the most about ceased to remain in my life, either due to illness, romance, career progression or whatever else. One thing I like about Bath is that, for me, it’s a city full of memories, and as I was walking along on my way to Wetherspoon’s, I had flashes of remembrance and the feeling of being out with these other friends years’ previously. If I’m quite honest, this made me feel pretty sad, despite the nice event, because I miss these people so much.
    However, I don’t want to make a wholly negative entry, because the feelings that I’m trying to describe are not wholly negative. You see, with the sadness caused by the absence of some of my friends, I was able to appreciate the presence of those friends who are still there even more. It was nice, and comforting and I’m certainly pleased that I still have these people in my life. If anything, the absence of my older friends, just makes me enjoy the company of my current friends even more.
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Brains

A couple of days ago I was at the office of my work and going through their database of clients. Of course, the content of that database is confidential but I don’t think it’s any breach of security for me to say that I came across a person who was listed with the name “Brain”. My initial reaction was to think that somebody had mistyped ‘Brian’ but then I thought, shortly afterward, that it could just as easily be an actual person called ‘Brain’ and that it would be wrong of me to assume.
    “I’ve just come across a listing in the database of somebody called ‘Brain’,” I said to my co-worker at the next desk, “at first I thought it was a typo, but I guess it could be their name, it’d be wrong of me to assume. I wonder what I should do.”
    “Yeah, that’s a tricky one,” she said.
    And I thought about it for a while. She was right, it was a tricky one. Eventually, I decided to call and just use the initial “B” when asking for whom to talk to.
    Perhaps you can guess how things turned out, since I decided to make a blog post out of this, but ‘Brain’ actually was the person’s name and there hadn’t been a typo. I think this story illustrates quite nicely why it is wrong to make assumptions about other people and I’m pleased that I didn’t ask for a ‘Brian’.

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Donkey Kong Land III

PictureDonkey Kong Land III is the sixth and final game in the original set of 2D Donkey Kong platformers made by Rare. This is a kind of side-game to Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong’s Double Trouble! which uses many of that game’s assets, but still gives you a unique experience, much like the earlier Land titles and their respective counterparts.

You play as either Kiddy or Dixie Kong and the story is that that pair of them have entered a contest in order to be the first to find the mysterious Lost World, with the other entrants being Donkey and Diddy Kong (as a team) and K. Rool and his Kremling soldiers. What I like about this story is that it really encourages you to explore the game’s levels. If you don’t explore you won’t find the items you need to get to the Lost World. You can just quickly go through the levels and you will get to a final boss eventually and get an ending, but to get the most fun out of it, you should really comb through every level (the same applies to other games in the series) and it’s nice that this element has been given an actual story focus this time.

There are five worlds to get through with a secret sixth to unlock, which may seem a little short, but I think you get a reasonable number of levels packed into these worlds. You get to go through caves, mountains, waterfalls and forests which, even though they’re in monochromatic 8-bit, are still very nice to look at and are all accompanied by an impressive soundtrack. Certain levels feature playable Animal Buddies too, such as Ellie the Elephant and Enguarde the Swordfish, which offer nice changes to gameplay; though I do wish Parry the Parallel Bird appeared.

On the whole, this is a nice little game and one which does an impressive job of pushing the capacity of the original Game Boy. It’s a nice new adventure for Dixie and Kiddy Kong (who I feel deserve more appearances) and it nicely compliments its Country counterpart.

Rating: 9.3/10

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Different Mediums

I’m quite happy that I’ve been keeping this blog to a standard I’m pleased with for nearly four years, and I’m quite happy that I’ve been developing my webcomic for nearly three. They’re both things I want to continue doing for as long as possible too. Beyond these, I’ve also written hundreds of short stories and a couple of pieces which are novel-length and I certainly hope to get much more prose of this type done. I’ve also dabbled a bit with poetry and have recently tried very hard to get better at drawing on Microsoft Paint so that I can make illustrations. I’ve been working on my photography skills for a few years too.
    That’s about all of the artistic mediums that I’ve managed to have a good try at so far, but, honestly, I really want to try them all. I want to make pictures which, on their own, are a piece of art (rather than being things to tie in with my other work), I want to be able to compose music, I want to make video games (of various kinds) and to write scripts. I suppose I just have a creative hunger for all mediums (I don’t really believe that you can express yourself wholly in a single medium) and filling all of them is a kind of an eternal goal for me. I say eternal because it’s such a big an ongoing task that I think it’ll keep me going for a life time. I’d honestly become extremely depressed if I knew I’d not be able to write another blog entry, take another photograph or produce any kind of art ever again.

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My Favourite Season

I’ve been working at a new job for a little over a month now and, when I started, it was dark when I woke up and dark when I left the office for the day. It was a little bit of a shame, because I was pretty much inside for all of the daylight hours. Now, however, it’s still light for about an hour after I finish work and I’m pretty pleased with how quickly it’s changed. It’s a nice sign that spring is arriving
    I like spring, but would I call it my favourite season? Well, yes and no. Every season is my favourite season. I think the process of the seasons works perfectly; I’ll get really excited when it starts to get warmer, only for me eventually become a little bored with it and then excited for it to become colder again; just in time for it to do so! For me, the change in weather is quite a significant thing, as it always makes me happy. I think if you were to make a chart of my happiness, it would always be very high but it would have peaks every time the seasons change.

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The Call of the Wild by Jack London

PictureJack London’s early twentieth century novel, The Call of the Wild, tells us the story of the life of a dog named Buck. Before you think to yourself “Oh, it must be a light-hearted romp about a taking dog” I have to warn you that this is a rather serious, depressing and realistic story.

That’s something which I thought was one of the novel’s strong points: despite the fact that the main character is a dog, he’s barely been anthropomorphised at all. I shan’t say that he hasn’t been anthropomorphised at least a little bit, because I think the very nature of our language would make it impossible to avoid doing so, but he’s certainly done a good job with Buck’s characterisation His thoughts are all very basic and black and white and he doesn’t really understand a lot of the things that are happening to him. It’s quite sad really, especially if you’ve ever known dogs, because it makes you feel very sorry for Buck.

However, while I think that Buck was developed as a very good character, I also felt that the human characters were a little lacking. I suppose it could be because we see everything from Buck’s point of view, but I never really felt like I got to know any of the humans. Plus, some of them speak with accents and, rather than just saying that they speak with accents, the accents are actually written into their speech (if that makes sense) which can be a little annoying and is a lot harder to understand than if you were actually hearing these accents.

But these were just a few minor problems with an overall good book. As soon as I’d finished I thought to myself that the storyline seemed a bit structure-less, and I thought that was a bad thing, but on reflection, I think it actually helps add to the sense of realism. In reality things don’t always work out and things don’t always tie nicely together, and the same is true of The Call of the Wild. Sadly, I did occasionally feel a little uncomfortable about certain offensive attitudes which were reflected in the text, but thankfully not too often.

So, I do recommend this book. It tells a superb, and very sad, story, with only the occasional off-moment. Rating: 8.6/10

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Wet Suit

I’ll have to be a little careful with today’s anecdotes, as I’d not like to disclose too many details. It will become clear why as you read on.
    It was a sunny day and I was in a seaside town with a couple of friends when we popped into a pleasant little gift shop. It was the kind of shop that sold beach supplies as well as novelty souvenirs and I was having a nice time looking around. The previous night the three of us had gone swimming in the ocean and, at the time, I’d commented that I was half-interested in getting myself a wetsuit as it was a much less revealing form of swimwear and I don’t like wearing revealing clothes.
    There was a wet suit for sale in the shop which I was looking at. It was pretty expensive and I wasn’t actually thinking of buying it, but I was looking, nonetheless.
    “My friend here was wondering if there was anywhere that he could try on this swim suit,” said one of the people I was with to the single person working in the shop.
    “Was I?” I said.
    “Haha, yeah, he likes to joke around,” my friend continued, “do you have a changing room?”
    “Um, not really, but we’ve got a little room out the back. You can only open it from the outside, though.”
    “Oh, that’ll be fine,” my friend said. “He just wants to be sure it fits.”
    “Alright, come this way,” she said.
    I was lead to the back of the shop and she showed me the room. I arranged it with my friend so that he would open the door and let me out when I knocked to tell him I was ready. It was dark in there and I barely had any room at all to put it on, plus, it was a little bit tight. Eventually, I got it on, knocked on the door and was let out.
    “That looks like it fits,” said my friend.
    “Yeah, it looks great!” said the shop worker.
    “Well, I guess I’ll change back now,” I said.
    So I went back into the dark, tiny ‘changing room’ and started to change back into my normal clothes. Unfortunately, due to the cramped conditions, at a moment when I had inadvertently become especially exposed, I slipped and banged my head on the door. That hurt. Sadly, my friend misinterpreted this as the ‘I’m ready’ knock and opened the door, leaving me insufficient time to regain my modesty. He and the shop assistant both seemed to wonder why I’d knocked, so I had to very quickly explain the situation so he’d shut the door again. While doing so, I couldn’t help but notice my other friend sneaking out of the shop with a canoe… Revealing why they’d had me do all of that. Then, after all that, I had to explain to the shop worker that I wasn’t going to buy the wet suit and hope she wasn’t too annoyed.
    So, it’s perhaps not my proudest moment. Being an accessory to a crime and all. Ironically, had I not said on the beach, that I’d prefer a less revealing swimming costume, I’d probably not have ended up virtually nude in a public place.

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