New Super Mario Bros.

PictureIn 2006 it had been over a decade since the last 2D platforming Mario game and so, when New Super Mario Bros. brought back this classic formula, it was very exciting news! It was a real treat for the fans, while simultaneously being accessible to new players too.

Story-wise, there’s nothing new here. Once again, Bowser has kidnapped Princess Peach and, once again, Mario must travel through eight worlds in order to track her down and get her back. I’d not like to complain too much though, because this game is intentionally made to be a throwback to the older Mario games that had quite simple stories like this. Plus there is also a slight degree of mystery and an unexpected plot-turn or two, so, I can’t fault it here.

In terms of gameplay, it takes the classic Mario formula, polishes it up and adds quite a few nice things. One thing I like is that the controls have really been perfected, which may feel like a small thing, but actually it’s a big part of what makes the game fun to play, and something which might be overlooked. There are classic elements like fire bars, flag poles and Bowser waiting on a drawbridge, but there are also brand new things like the Mega Mushroom which turns you into an indestructible giant, the blue shell that lets you roll along like a Koopa and I found the boss battles to all be pretty fun and unique (one in particular is very memorable).

Beyond the main game, there’s also a collection of mini games available (some of which previously appeared in Super Mario 64 DS) and a very fun multiplayer mode. In the multiplayer mode one person plays as Mario while the other plays as Luigi and you run around in levels fighting to collect the most stars. Some of the smaller mini-games are also multiplayer, which is quite fun.

Overall, very fun. A Mario classic. Rating: 9/10

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The Phantom of the Opera by Gaston Leroux

PictureThe Phantom of the Opera isn’t a book that can easily be defined. It’s part romance, part comedy, part horror and part mystery story and it really is a beautiful combination. I feel like these different tones contrast against one another in ways which make them feel even more impactful. I can’t properly explain why I have this thought, but if this book was a taste, it would be black forest gateau.

The story starts with some unusual goings on at an opera house that seem to be linked to something called The Opera Ghost. The initial investigation into these goings on, especially the opera management, are quite humorous, but the focus soon shifts from this to a love story about a man named Raoul and a woman named Christine who sings at the opera. Now, I’m not somebody who usually likes romance stories, in fact, I usually dislike romance stories (because I think they’re hard to do well) but I honestly really cared about the pair of them and their feelings for one another.

It’s also very good at creating a very hateable villain who comes in the form of the Opera Ghost. There’s a lot of mystery surrounding him, which makes him very interesting. He’s also a really horrible, manipulative, controlling person and you really grow to hate him as the story goes along. He’s given a backstory which is supposed to make him more sympathetic (which I don’t want to spoil) but I don’t think it works very well.

So, in conclusion, I’d definitely recommend this book because it takes you on a kind of rollercoaster ride of emotion, and that’s something I can really appreciate. The characters are all very nicely developed (even the story’s narrator!) and it goes along at quite a steady pace. I have to admit, there are sections every now and then which are a little boring, but they’re usually followed by things which are very intense, so, it’s never lasts too long.

Rating: 8.8/10

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Football

No, this blog post isn’t going to be about the sport football (which I know next to nothing about) rather, it’s an anecdotal story about one specific football. Why didn’t I reflect that in the post’s title? Well, I’m sorry. I just quite like to use one word titles when writing about things that happened to me.
    It was back in 2008 during a weeklong trip to Cornwall with a couple a friends (a holiday which I have written about one or two times before), and the three of us were thinking about what to do that warm summer’s evening. One of my friends was familiar with the area and he suggested that we visit an arcade which was within walking distance. This sounded like a fun idea and so that’s what we decided to do.
    When we arrived, we found that this arcade had a ticket exchange booth where you could get prizes. None of the prizes really looked worth it to me, so I didn’t spend any money or use any of the machines for the whole night and instead took happiness from the fact that my friends were having such a nice time.
    Despite the fact that they already owned footballs, they were both working towards a football (which actually cost an awful lot of tickets). We stayed in that arcade late into the night and they earned ticket after ticket until, I believe, the place was about to close and we had to exchange everything.
    But then, tragedy. We went to the ticket exchange booth and, despite the fact that my friends had spent upward of £50 on the gaming machines throughout the night, they still didn’t have enough tickets for the football (which, in a shop, would have cost less than £5).
    “Don’t worry,” I said to them. “I’ll have a word the woman at the ticket exchange.”
    So I went over and had a small chat with her.
    “Hello,” I said. “I hope it’s not rude to say this, but my two friends have been working so hard this evening, hoping to win that football over there, but they’re still a few tickets short. Do you think it might be possible to let them have it anyway? I’d just hate for them to be disappointed.”
    “Oh, alright then,” she said with a smile.
    So, they had their football and all was well. We left the arcade in high spirits, and my friends were so excited they were kicking that ball all over the place. They were kicking it around so much, in fact, that on the way home it actually went over the edge of a cliff and into the ocean.

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Bubble

I’m quite lucky, really, because I live in a sort of metaphorical bubble. What I mean is that, all of the people I come across seem to share all of the same points of view as me. People I know don’t tend to swear (except, perhaps, when telling jokes), they talk too much about sexually explicit subjects, they don’t make jokes at the expense of others, aren’t at sexist, homophobic, racist or offensive towards any minorities and are generally just very agreeable people! This, however, isn’t the description I am given as to what the ‘average person’ is like, which leads me to two possible conclusions; either the ‘average person’ is completely misrepresented by everybody or I’m very lucky and live in a nice little bubble with lots of wonderful people.
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Donkey Kong Land 2

PictureBack when the original Donkey Kong Country trilogy was being released for the SNES, there were a series of side games (the Donkey Kong Land trilogy) which were released as handheld counterparts. The Land games took the same general premise as their Country brothers and sisters, but changed things up and did them slightly differently.

What’s sad about this game especially is that a lot of people think it is literally just a watered down port of Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy’s Kong Quest. But that’s plain wrong. Every single level in this game is unique, and if you played the SNES game, you are likely to enjoy this too. It’s some solid 2D platforming fun, with levels that look lovely even in monochromatic 8-bit.

What is disappointing about this game is that, while Donkey Kong Country 2 has one of the most beautiful soundtracks in gaming history, Donkey Kong Land 2‘s is a little underwhelming. Being toned down to 8-bit sound does reduce some of the quality, but even like this, it still sounds very nice. The real problem comes from the fact that the number of songs is greatly reduced and certain songs get repeated a lot, which is a real shame.

I also think this game is, perhaps, a little too easy. I didn’t really get stuck on any of the levels, and when combing through them to find all the secrets after beating the final boss, I didn’t really have any trouble either. This reduced level of difficulty also means that you will probably get through the game pretty quickly.

Nonetheless, I don’t want to give a negative impression! Donkey Kong Land 2 is very good because it is similar to Donkey Kong Country 2 which is one of my favourite games. The gameplay is fun and it’s another adventure for Diddy and Dixie Kong. It falls short in one or two areas, but is generally great fun.

Rating: 9.3/10

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You Should Write Reviews

With every video game I play and every book I read, I write a review of it and post it here. I have plans to write reviews of TV shows eventually too. Maybe even films at some point. But, anyway, I wanted to use this blog post to explain why I think that it’s good to do this and to try and encourage you to try it too.
    First, in my case at least, it helps me remember things more clearly. If I read a book four years ago and didn’t write a review of it, then I’d probably remember the general storyline, whether I liked it or not and that’d be about it. But if I read a book and then write a review of it, four years later I’ll remember it much more clearly and, if I don’t, skimming over my review will be a nice way to refresh my memory about the impression the book had on me. The same goes for anything else you could write a review of.
    Second, it’s an incentive to finish things. Maybe I’ll be reading a really awful book and thinking of giving up. Well, I have a rule to only write a review if I get to the end of something, and if I don’t finish it, I don’t get the reward of writing a review! The same goes for hard or unfun games. “So, you just end up making yourself do things you don’t enjoy?” I hear you ask. Well, no, that’s not the case. If I push myself to keep going, I could well find later parts that I actually enjoy, but which I’d have missed out on if I’d given up (this is often the case).
    My third and final point, is that if you make yourself write a review of everything you read/play/watch/listen to, then it gets you writing! This is only really a positive for people who are writers, but the more writing you do, the better you become, even if it’s only a piece of non-fiction like a review. Plus, reviewing books might help you to identify negative aspects that some pieces of prose have, which you can then be conscious of in your own work.
    So, start writing reviews! I’m sure there are people who would like to read them.

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Creaking

Back in the winter of 2012, it was the end of the day at Bath Spa University and it was starting to get dark. With no more classes that day, I met up with my friend Tülin and, knowing how fond I am of walking, she suggested that we have a walk. I’ve probably mentioned before, but it can’t be said often enough that Bath Spa University’s campus is really beautiful and an absolute delight to walk around. Not that we could see anything, since we walked into the wooded area and it was pitch black, but it was a nice atmosphere.
    I have to say I felt a little bad because, as much as I was enjoying myself, my friend was quite afraid of the dark, so, it wasn’t as fun for them as it was for me. We stopped to enjoy the scenery at one point, where we could see the lights from the nearby buildings twinkling on the lake, and, as we did so it was almost silent for a couple of seconds.
    A tree creaked.
    “What was that?” asked Tülin, grabbing my arm.
    “Oh, it was just a tree creaking,” I said. Clearly she wasn’t as used to being out in the woods at night as I was.
    “Huh? What’s that?”
    “I said it was just a tree creaking,” I replied, thinking I hadn’t spoken clearly enough.
    “Crea-king?” she repeated. It seems she had never even heard of the word before. So, I explained what it was and how it was only a very natural sound, and, I imagine, next time she hears it she’ll be able to identify it right away.
    But I found it quite interesting that she’d never come across this before. To me, the creaking of trees is a very common idea which I’ve been familiar with for as long as I can remember, but it just so happens that my friend had never encountered this concept before. And I suppose it must be quite easy to do; just think, there could be a really common thing that most people know about, and you’ve never even heard of it before! It could happen to you, it could happen to me, it could happen to anyone. The infinite variety of human experience is very exciting.

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Politics and the English Language by George Orwell

PicturePolitics and the English Language is a short essay by George Orwell which covers the various ways in which language is twisted in ways to benefit politicians.

The whole piece is quite anti-government (but then, what do you expect from something by Orwell?) but it never says anything which is unfair. All of his points, I believe, are very valid and something which every person should be conscious of.

He talks a lot about the language used by politicians when discussing war. He points out how, scarcely, when discussing combat, do the words actually reflect what is happening. In reality, extremely horrible things will be happening and the language will not reflect this at all; it will be sanitised because the general public don’t like to think too much about the deaths of ‘enemy’ soldiers because to think too much about that side of war makes it harder for people to get behind it.

Besides this, he also talks about how language can generally be used to conceal the truth and how it’s something which good writers should avoid (as truthfulness is, obviously, very important when trying to convey ideas) and he provides some helpful tips for doing this which is a nice little guide.

This is very short and can be read in a single sitting. Probably as a way to expand it a little, my edition also included a review (by Orwell) of Adolf Hitler’s Mein Kampf. It’s an interesting little addition and it’s nice to have this view of historical events as contemporary happenings. It did feel, to me, a bit out of place, though.

Rating: 8/10

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Smokers

Whenever I’m going about my day and I come across somebody who’s smoking, I’m not quite sure what to do. When I get a cloud of smoke in my face, I feel the need to cough, but then I think “Hang on, isn’t that rude?” since some people do an exaggerated cough and splutter every time they see a smoker, perhaps they’d think I was doing the same thing! Then it might make them feel even worse about their unhealthy habit. So, usually what I do is just hold in the coughing until I’ve passed them, but it sometimes backfires; by holding in the coughing, when I finally release it, it’s much more severe than it would have been otherwise, the risk here being that it might look even more like I’m doing an over the top cough and maybe make it seem that I was too afraid to do it when I was near them.
    Anyway, on the subject of smokers, I found myself with a somewhat unusual moral dilemma the other day. I was heading down to the bus stop early one morning so that I could get to the Job Centre. It was raining quite heavily at the time, and one person was already inside the shelter. At most, you could fit three people in that shelter. I arrived at about the same time as one other person, and he got into the shelter before me. Of course, I’d have gone in too, except for the fact that he took out a cigarette and started smoking in there!
    The glass shelter was very clearly marked as a ‘No Smoking’ zone and that’s probably because it would get very smoky in their very quickly if anybody were to smoke in there. To make matters worse, the other person in the shelter also pulled out a cigarette and joined him! So, of course, I didn’t want to go in.
    “Hey, buddy,” said the first smoker. “Why are you standing out there getting wet, join us in here!”
    Now, it was a very cold day and I wasn’t enjoying standing in the rain, but it was probably nicer than standing in the smoke.
    “Oh, no, don’t worry! I like the rain,” I said to him, and smiled. I don’t like to lie, and this wasn’t technically a lie, because I do like it when it rains, but I don’t like standing in freezing rain first thing in the morning. I’d have loved to stand in a smoke-free bus shelter, but I didn’t want either one of them to feel bad about their habits, so I said nothing. Instead, I just stood and got colder and colder…
    Eventually the bus came and I don’t think I’ve ever appreciated its arrival more.

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The Importance of Experience in Writing

At the moment I don’t have a full time job and nearly all of my friends have moved away. Of course, there are obvious downsides to this, but another one is that updating this blog is becoming more difficult. I won’t ever stop updating it, but in the past I’d be regularly getting out into the world and having lots of interesting things happen which I could then make anecdote entries about. This raises an interesting point about writing which I want to talk about.
    There’s the common image of the writer who closes themselves off from everybody else to focus on their work; and I have to think, can their writing be that good? I think human interaction and life experience are equally (if not moreso) important to the writing process as being good with grammar and the ability to string words together in a nice way. Curiously, I don’t find my fiction writing to be quite as stilted by this as my blogging is (probably because my blogging is directly related to what happens in my life, whereas with fiction that’s not so much the case). But I notice that, when I’m out doing things, I come across lots of stimulus which prompt me towards all kinds of ideas and I don’t have that so much now.
    So, I guess what I mean to say is that, as much as it may be important to have time alone in order to focus on the actual craft of writing, you mustn’t underestimate the importance of all of the other things you do. In the end, I think of writing as a reflection of a person’s thoughts, and if they don’t have much to think about, their writing may not be all that exciting.
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