The War of the Worlds by H. G. Wells

PictureThis novel is a very significant one in the history of science fiction. This is the first story about an advanced race of aliens invading the Earth and going to war with the humans, and it’s a pretty good one too!

The story starts when a strange metal thing crashes from the sky and a group of people rush over to investigate. Before long, a Martian tripod is attacking everybody (and various other tripods have appeared across the country) and from then on the story basically follows the journey of the narrator as they try to survive in the hostile environment.

The fact that the main character of the book is not a traditional hero who saves the day (and, indeed, has nothing to do with the resolution) and is merely a regular person caught up in events is one of the appeals of the book for me. I also find that, despite the fact that he narrates it and you know that he is perfectly safe, the threat to his life still seems very high and, in fact, I found myself worrying that he might actually die at one particular point.

The setting of the book is another thing which adds to its appeal. When you think of the standard ‘aliens invade the Earth’ story, you tend to think of it being in the modern day (or, at earliest, the 1950s), but this is set in the late nineteenth century, which makes it feel quite unique (a point which is purely linked to the context in which the novel was written, and not really, any artistic choice).

I also quite liked the general feeling of dread you get throughout. There is one particularly memorable part, where he explores a deserted area and the fact that the narrator is entirely alone made it all seem quite eerie. It’s quite a depressing book, because the Martians always seem so much more powerful than the humans, and you’ll find yourself wondering how things could possibly turn out well. This depressing tone added a lot to my enjoyment of the book.

On the whole, this is a timeless science fiction adventure with a solid story. Rating: 8/10

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Goodnight John-Boy by Earl Hamner and Ralph Giffin

Picture(I have decided to write a book review every day this week, as well as the three usual posts)

This is a non-fictional book about the 1970s television show, The Waltons. Mainly, it is an episode guide, but it also serves as a brief autobiography of Earl Hamner Jr. and gives some background on the creation of the series too. This is a book which will only appeal to fans of the series, if you’ve never seen or heard of The Waltons before, you won’t enjoy this.

While short, the autobiography section at the start is rather interesting for various reasons. As I am an aspiring writer, I enjoyed reading about the ways in which one of my favourite authors became successful in the field and I imagine other writers will enjoy it for the same reason. Also, he writes about how the programme compares to, and takes from, his real life experiences growing up, and so reading this book will likely increase your enjoyment of the series upon future watchings.

The second part of the book is the episode guide and this is actually what takes up the majority of its contents. There’s a brief synopsis of every single episode, and details such as airdates are included as well. The best part about it, though, is that nearly every episode’s entry is accompanied with at least one quote about it from a cast member, somebody from behind the scenes or a fan, this is often very interesting information too.

Sadly, there are a few areas where I think this could be slightly improved; for one thing, there are one or two episode descriptions which actually contain mistakes! If I, a mere fan, noticed these mistakes, they must be the biggest ones, how do I know that they were not mistaken with some of the more obscure details? Also, there are a few pictures, and all of them are in black and white, it would have been nice if there could be a few more, and if they could have been in colour.

That said, this is the only Waltons episode guide available to buy and it does not do a bad job. Rating: 8.5/10

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Zombie Apocalypse

Today’s entry is based on a dream I had recently. I have written about my dreams three times before, but it’s something I tend to avoid doing as dream most commonly are random and bizarre strings of events (or at least, they are in my case). But the other day, I had a dream about a zombie apocalypse which had quite a nice narrative to it and so I decided to write it down.
    I was in Bath, and then, all of a sudden, there was a zombie apocalypse (oh dear). Luckily, me and a large group of my friends managed to survive this by hiding inside a giant abandoned warehouse. Now, here’s the strange thing about the dream, all of the friends who were living safely in there with me, were my friends who are in romantic relationships and all of them had their partners with them, meaning that the survivors were just me and a whole bunch of couples. But it was fine, the zombies eventually left and it was just all of us living in the abandoned city, weirdly it was quite a nice life really and I was pretty happy with it. For some odd reason, none of my single friends (though, there is only a small number of them) or my family came into my mind, when, of course, after a real zombie apocalypse, I’d be very concerned about them, but I guess that’s just how dreams go.
    Anyway, in the happy post-apocalyptic world, my good friend Rory and I were taking a lovely night stroll together when we saw a steam train coming slowly along the railway tracks. This, of course, was a big excitement as we were all unaware of any life in the world outside of us. We went down beside the tracks and got the attention of the driver so we could find out where he was going. He told us that there was a large group of people rebuilding society about fifty miles away and that he was heading for them. He also told us that he had room to bring a certain number of us. Sadly, however, there was only a limited number of people he could bring on his train, and, in fact, one of our group would have to be left before. Since none of the couples would accept being separated, everybody paired up with their partners and got onto the train, leaving me behind.
    “Don’t worry, Adam,” said somebody, “as soon as we get there, we’ll send somebody else back down to come and get you!”
    I watched as the bright lights of the train drove off into the darkness and I was left alone in the deserted streets of Bath. The happy post-apocalypse days had gone and I was now alone. I waited and waited, for weeks and weeks, but nobody came to get me. I began to worry that the zombies may have returned and attacked my friends, so I decided to walk along the tracks in the direction of the new society. After walking for a whole day, I found a perfectly happy little community made up of all my friends and their partners (and a bunch of strangers too). It seemed nobody had come to get me, simply because they had forgotten about me. Feeling quite sad about all of this, I decided to let them live out their lives happily and walked back to Bath. I spent the rest of my life living alone in that empty warehouse, never seeing anybody again…

I hope that was an enjoyable read, and came across as funny-sad rather than just a generally depressing story!

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Hat Club

But, of course, it won’t becaue Colin is just a mindless cow who just happens to wear a hat and who just happens to have wandered into the Funny Hat Club. Also, if the angling of Jeb looks strange, he is supposed to be sat on the edge of the seat; I hope that makes it clearer.

Jeb is the creation of both me and a friend of mine.

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Homosexuality

Back in 2007, a lot of people used to jokingly suggest that I was gay. In 2010 I’d occasionally get people asking me quite seriously whether or not I was, for example I once went to a party and made a new friend and she said eventually “So, you’re gay right?” Now, in 2013, it seems that the Corsham teenagers cannot contain themselves when they see me and so find themselves shouting out derogatory words that connote homosexuality. If somebody knew my very well, they may be able to take several instances out of context and make a small case for my alleged homosexuality, for example:
– A male once made out with me (I was quite unwilling).
– I’ve had a male masturbating quite openly, only a few meters away from me (again, I was no willing part of that).
– I have quite an obsession with actor Richard Thomas.
– I once had a boyfriend (though for only a few minutes! Sheesh, that was a close one.)
and other smaller similar points that I’m may be forgetting (the heterosexuality list is probably even shorter). Just for the record, I am not homosexual, but I’m very curious to know what it is about me that makes so many people instantly think I am. It’s not that I want to know so that I can stop doing it (I’d quite happily walk through the streets holding hands with a male and wearing a dress if I ever had the urge(not that somebody doing that would necessarily be homosexual)) but sheer curiosity makes me wonder what it is that brings people to these incorrect conclusions. It’s nice, in a way, that people don’t assume heterosexuality, but then again it’s wrong to assume any sexuality of anybody, I personally tend to make no conclusions until somebody tells me. But, yes, I’ve gone off on a tangent; this is just something I’ve been wondering about lately.

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Top 5 Songs by Chris Hunter

I have mentioned before that my good friend Chris Hunter is a young and upcoming musician. In order to help him get a few more listeners, I have decided to write an entry on, what I consider to be, the best five songs recorded by him so far. I’ll also include links to them on his SoundCloud page so that you can all listen and make your own decisions! All of these songs are entirely original, I have decided not to include any covers, but he has covers too.

5. Intense Whispering
Now, this is pure speculation, but this song seems to me to be about the negative effects of spreading rumours. I may be entirely wrong, but then again musical enjoyment is partly down to your own interpretations and I certainly enjoy the message of the song, even if it may only be there in my imagination! Quite a sad song too, like much of Chris’s work.

4. Break It Down
One of Chris’s most recent songs, and it’s quite happy and upbeat too! As I said, most of Chris’s songs are quite sad, so this is a refreshing change. This is very catchy and just generally enjoyable and there’s not much more I can add to that.

3. Addicted
This song is both quite sad, and also quite catchy which is, in my oppinion, a rather nice combination! In the song, the singer is quite down on himself, and it’s a feeling that I’m sure everybody has had at some point and so will be able to relate to. I find it quite hard to explain why it is that I like this, but there’s a certain quality that this song has which makes it a very nice listen.

2. Heart of the Storm
This is a pretty sad song, probably Chris’s saddest, and I think it’s been done very well. I find that, sometimes, you’ll listen to a song and you’ll know that it’s supposed to be a sad song, but you won’t really feel anything, because it’s not being sucessfully emotionally engaging,

1. Rich!
This song is also on iTunes, so, if you want to support Chris, go there and download it! This is far from his most serious song (a light hearted, upbeat song about how the singer wants to be rich) but it’s so catchy and fun, that I can’t help but like it. As Chris described it to me, it’s a parody of modern pop music, and a very good one at that too. I find myself listening to this on many a bus ride.

I hope you’ve enjoyed reading/listening through this countdown ๐Ÿ™‚

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Knock Knock

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Donkey Kong Country

PictureThis is the first game in the marvelous Donkey Kong Country series. It has a strange link to the old Donkey Kong arcade games too; the Donkey Kong of those games is now the Cranky Kong of these games and he has retired.

The storyline of the game is quite basic: King K. Rool has had his Kremlings steal Donkey Kong’s hoard of bananas, so he, along with his nephew Diddy, head out to retrieve the bananas and to defeat K. Rool (with help from other members of the Kong family along the way). Really, the minimal story is no bad point, itโ€™s just a quick set up for a highly enjoyable adventure!

You play the game by walking across a large world map and winning each of the levels you get to. There is a big variety in the different types of level (jungles, temples, forests, caves, etc) and the graphic style makes all of them look very nice indeed. The different levels will also present you with different gameplay styles: sometimes you’ll be slowly exploring the jungle and looking for secrets, others you’ll be quickly riding through mines in mine carts, and others still you’ll be swimming around avoiding fish at the bottom of the ocean. All these amazing levels are made even better thanks to the game’s outstanding soundtrack, which really emphasises the naturalistic style of the game. What’s also a lovely addition, is the fact that there are several ‘Animal Buddies’ who you can ride and will help you to win the levels (such as Rambi the Rhino and Winky the Frog) which also adds some gameplay variation. There are also boss fights to do every so often, usually against a giant version of a regular enemy, and luckily, these never tend to get too hard.

You’re also given the option of multiplayer: you can have one player be Donkey Kong and the other Diddy Kong and when one person dies the other person takes over and you work together to get through the levels. Alternatively, you can have player two be an alternately coloured Donkey and Diddy and competitively see who can win the game first. To be honest, as much as I love the game, the multiplayer isn’t all that great.

Basically, I think this is a wonderful game that everybody will enjoy, but I should mention that the Donkey Kong Country series would later get even better…

Rating: 9.5/10

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Baby

I don’t quite understand what it is, but something about me causes other people to treat me like a child at times. As such, I decided I would make a blog entry listing a few examples of this kind of thing. Here are eight particularly memorable examples from the last five years (so, from between ages fifteen and twenty):

“I think you’ve lost weight, I’m going to make you a nice packed lunch tomorrow to make sure you’re eating properly!”
“You can’t teach Adam about sex. It’s like teaching a four year old, he’s not ready.”
“Don’t give Adam alcohol, he’s too innocent for it!”
“I want you to hold my hand, this is a crowded place and we don’t want you getting lost!”
“I better take that knife and cut the pizza for you, we don’t want you cutting yourself!”
“Hang on, I’ll take your shoes off for you.”
“Please don’t cry that your yoyo’s broken, we’ll go to the shop and get you a new one soon.”
“Don’t touch the blade, it’s sharp!”

I suppose I had better be clear that this is not a complaint, it’s just an interesting thing that I’d noticed. I suppose it’s quite nice really. I should point out, also, that these quotes don’t come from grandmothers or any other such relatives, all from similarly aged friends (all females, funnily enough).

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Apple

Sorry, Apple fans! I am only teasing.

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