The Beatles Rock Band

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This is a game which, I imagine, would be enjoyed by any fan of The Beatles. Basically, what you do, is you play their songs on a guitar or drum controller, or sing them into a microphone like karaoke. This is very fun, though there is the slight downside that these controllers are quite costy.
    Anyway, you can play the game in two ways: you can either go through the story mode, which basically takes you through The Beatles career in chronological order and giving you unlockable photographs accompanied with interesting facts for each song you perform well. Also, while you play the songs, you’re given nice animated videos of The Beatles performing the songs too. These videos are particularly interesting when you play the more peculiar songs, such as I Am The Walrus, which feature dream-like montages of odd and interesting things.
    The other mode of playing, basically just allows you to choose which song you play, the difficulty level and whether or not you want to play alone with friends. This is the place where you’ll try and beat your highscores and do well on the super hard difficulties. You’ll also be playing in this mode after you finish the story, which won’t take too long (not that it’s too short).
    What I think is a little disappointing, is the fact that there are only forty-five songs built into the disk. There are lots of classic Beatles songs included amongst the forty-five, but it’s inevitable that any Beatles fan will have at least one favourite missing. You can increase the number of songs, by visiting the game’s virtual shop (where you spend real money), it’s somewhat annoying that you have to pay even more to get the songs though. Plus, even buying every song in the shop won’t give you the full Beatles catalogue. A further downside, for you Rock Band fans, is that this game is not compatible with the other games in the series, unlike others, which can play the songs of other games, and vice versa.
    Nonetheless, this is a very fun standalone game. I’d rate it at 8.3/10

(I do not own the copyright of the screenshot.)
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Show Don’t Tell

As a Creative Writing student, I hear the words ‘Show Don’t Tell’ fairly often. Now to be honest, it is a writing rule with some merit to it, after all “She told him she hated him. He didn’t like this, it made him sad. He told her how he felt, then he left” isn’t a very dramatic piece of writing, whereas if shown to a reader through words, it would probably be far better.
    However, it seems to me that, for some, ‘show don’t tell’ is an absolute and the only rule needed to be followed in order to be a good writer. Indeed, sometimes a single instance of a writer telling a reader, will not slip passed the show don’t tell radars.
    But frankly, I disagree with this rule. There are NO objective rules to art (in my opinion) and so I think it’s wrong to tell people that always doing one thing will make their work good. Sometimes I like to be told rather than shown, for example, sometimes I’ll enjoy a little paragraph describing a character so that I can picture them better. Besides all that, several famous classical writers tell us rather than show us too, are they wrong to do so? Have we now learned how to write ‘properly’ and they didn’t know? I’m worried that this entry might sound a little bitter, and I don’t intend it too, but I just wanted to share my distaste in the rule. After all, when show don’t tell is used alone, we find ourselves with very vague and unenjoyable pieces of work!
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Endless Ocean

PictureEndless Ocean is a video game which sets out to try and recreate the experience of diving. Basically, you’re give a big map of an ocean and you click on any spot, your boat sails out to the spot, then you walk around on deck (looking at any birds or things which might be on board) before going ahead and diving in.

When you’re in the sea, there’s a large circular area you can explore around the boat, you can only go so far away from it but you still have plenty of space. There’s no real goal to the game beyond exploration, there are hundreds of species of fish in the water (I think, quite literally hundreds) and you have to examine all of them three times in order to fill in their information in your log book, and there are also lots of exciting secret areas to find too. For example, you might just find yourself swimming through a vast underground cave… I shan’t spoil any of the others though!

There is a very loose storyline about a woman who is searching for a mythical sea creature, but other than that, the gameplay is entirely open and you just choose a new place to swim about and explore every single time. The longer you explore for, and the more you do, all lead to you eventually getting improvements made to your equipment which allow you to venture into areas you otherwise could not access. You are also given the optional task of taking people down below the water to see their favourite sea creature. Plus, there’s also the nice, though slightly pointless, additional feature of an aquarium. You own a giant tank which you can put a limited number of your favourite species in and then swim around with them.

On the whole, this is a very nice and open game. The graphics are very good, so the underwater wilderness all looks beautiful. There are no real constraints, you are allowed to explore where you want and when you want. The only down side is that I think it could be MORE open.

I’d rate it an easy 9/10

Buy it here.

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E3

You may or may not know, that in a week’s time it’ll be the famous video gaming conference, E3. At this event they unveil all of the new exciting games that are due to be released, and also the new consoles the companies are working on, if any. I, for one, am quite excited about this and so, as a very vague kind of countdown until E3 starts, I’m going to write a video game review on here every day for a week. Although, when I got this idea I thought to myself “Hmm, not everybody likes video games, perhaps I will alienate some of my beloved readers and they won’t visit for a week” and, as such, as well as the video game reviews for the next seven days, I’m going to try also to write a normal entry on Monday, Wednesday and Friday as I usually would. So today, you have still to come, the first video game review and a normal entry. Thanks for reading!
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Bernard Haunts Me

One of the characters from my fictional world is called Bernard Adams Dobson. Bernard is a bad man (get it? Bernard Adams Dobson – B. A. D. – bad. Heh heh heh. Yes, it’s not very serious), he’s a time traveller and can move through all of space and time just by walking. As such, this bad man uses his powers in order to terrorise all corners of the universe in every period of time. Sounds pretty cool right? Right!?
    Anyway, just the other night, I had a nightmare about Bernard. Basically, he hid an obscure object somewhere in Corsham, and threatened to kill the family dogs unless I found it. Unfortunately, I was unable to find this object! He had three diabolical schemes actually, but I don’t seem to be able to remember the second one. Anyway, the third time I encountered him, I was taking a walk through the wilderness (with a friend of mine, I forget who), when he appeared and offered to help us find something really interesting. I told him I knew he was just planning something evil, and he agreed, but also said that my friend and I had no choice but to follow him anyway. He lead my friend and I to an old wooden shed and then held us hostage in there. The last thing I remember is running hand in hand with him (Bernard) from a helicopter… Which is weird.
    Anyway, I just thought it was very interesting that a fictional character that I created could then appear in a nightmare. You, on the other hand, may not find it so interesting…
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How to Make Chocolate Even Tastier

Today’s post will just be a very short one, it’s late and I’m feeling a little lazy. Anywho, the other day, I made quite a discovery about chocolate. For lunch, I decided to go a little wild and buy myself a ‘Fiery Cheese’ wrap. It tasted quite nice, but the bottom of it was wet for some reason and I really hate wet food. But the wrap wasn’t all I bought; whenever I eat something savoury, I always have to eat something sweet afterwards in order to give myself some closure for the meal. Anyway, after eating this spicy snack, I had myself a bag of chocolate buttons (large ones, that is). It turns out, that chocolate tastes nicer if you’ve eaten some spicy food right before it; and by nicer, I mean a LOT nicer. It is lovely. You should try it.

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Non Stamp Collector

Non Stamp Collector is a YouTuber who makes videos parodying certain sections of The Bible. Some may say that it is rude of him to attack religion like this, but I disagree; the sections from The Bible that he mentions genuinely are immoral and, as such, it is not wrong of him to treat them as such. Here’s a link to his page and here’s one of my favourite videos:
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Outtakes from At The Castle Gate

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The Homeless People in Bath are Dangerous Drug Addicts?

That’s what somebody told me, anyway. One time, somebody ran up to me, telling me they needed some money, and when I gave it to them, they quickly left. I told this story to a friend of mine, and that person told me that I shouldn’t have given them the money because they were just a dangerous drug addict. If I hadn’t given them that money, my friend said, they would have just mugged me.

Now, I don’t know about you, but I find that view on things very cynical. There are many reasons a person could end up homeless, and drugs is not the only one. And to assume most of them are dangerous and would happily mug you, well, I would quite definitely disagree with that! As such, when the opportunity came around I put the “Bath homeless people are dangerous drug addicts” hypothesis to the test.

My university routine means that on every other Thursday, I’ll usually have to hang around the streets by myself waiting for a bus for two hours or so. Sure, it may sound boring, but I can sit around thinking about stuff or planning stories or blog entries, so it isn’t that bad. Though, having said that, ever since I lost my Gameboy and Tetris, waiting around for things isn’t quite as fun.

Anyway, on with the story, there I was sitting on a bench, letting the time pass me by, when I was approached by a homeless man. Unfortunately, I never learned his name.

“Do you have any spare change?” he asked politely.

“Umm,” I said, checking my wallet. “Nope.”

“Oh,” he said sadly, “that’s okay.”

“But,” I said with a smile, “If we go over to a cash machine, I can get you some money!”

Now, I had decided I was going to use this opportunity to test the hypothesis of my friend. This may sound like I was being manipulative with the homeless man, or that I was giving him money for the soul purpose of proving somebody wrong, but, while it may have potentially been manipulative, I have a little rule about always giving money to homeless people who ask me for it, so I like to think that I wasn’t being too jerkish.

Anyway, I wandered over to a cash machine with the homeless person, one which is actually in a small dark alley. Once there, I put my card into the machine and quite openly entered my PIN number. Had he been some bad person, he could have quite easily used this time to threaten me and make me give him £200, or even stolen my card and used it elsewhere. But no, he did not. I don’t believe the idea ever even entered his head. Perhaps you would call me naive, but I was confident that nothing bad would happen and I was right. The man was just very appreciative and went off happily to spend the money.

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