E3

You may or may not know, that in a week’s time it’ll be the famous video gaming conference, E3. At this event they unveil all of the new exciting games that are due to be released, and also the new consoles the companies are working on, if any. I, for one, am quite excited about this and so, as a very vague kind of countdown until E3 starts, I’m going to write a video game review on here every day for a week. Although, when I got this idea I thought to myself “Hmm, not everybody likes video games, perhaps I will alienate some of my beloved readers and they won’t visit for a week” and, as such, as well as the video game reviews for the next seven days, I’m going to try also to write a normal entry on Monday, Wednesday and Friday as I usually would. So today, you have still to come, the first video game review and a normal entry. Thanks for reading!
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Bernard Haunts Me

One of the characters from my fictional world is called Bernard Adams Dobson. Bernard is a bad man (get it? Bernard Adams Dobson – B. A. D. – bad. Heh heh heh. Yes, it’s not very serious), he’s a time traveller and can move through all of space and time just by walking. As such, this bad man uses his powers in order to terrorise all corners of the universe in every period of time. Sounds pretty cool right? Right!?
    Anyway, just the other night, I had a nightmare about Bernard. Basically, he hid an obscure object somewhere in Corsham, and threatened to kill the family dogs unless I found it. Unfortunately, I was unable to find this object! He had three diabolical schemes actually, but I don’t seem to be able to remember the second one. Anyway, the third time I encountered him, I was taking a walk through the wilderness (with a friend of mine, I forget who), when he appeared and offered to help us find something really interesting. I told him I knew he was just planning something evil, and he agreed, but also said that my friend and I had no choice but to follow him anyway. He lead my friend and I to an old wooden shed and then held us hostage in there. The last thing I remember is running hand in hand with him (Bernard) from a helicopter… Which is weird.
    Anyway, I just thought it was very interesting that a fictional character that I created could then appear in a nightmare. You, on the other hand, may not find it so interesting…
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Coming Soon

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How to Make Chocolate Even Tastier

Today’s post will just be a very short one, it’s late and I’m feeling a little lazy. Anywho, the other day, I made quite a discovery about chocolate. For lunch, I decided to go a little wild and buy myself a ‘Fiery Cheese’ wrap. It tasted quite nice, but the bottom of it was wet for some reason and I really hate wet food. But the wrap wasn’t all I bought; whenever I eat something savoury, I always have to eat something sweet afterwards in order to give myself some closure for the meal. Anyway, after eating this spicy snack, I had myself a bag of chocolate buttons (large ones, that is). It turns out, that chocolate tastes nicer if you’ve eaten some spicy food right before it; and by nicer, I mean a LOT nicer. It is lovely. You should try it.

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Non Stamp Collector

Non Stamp Collector is a YouTuber who makes videos parodying certain sections of The Bible. Some may say that it is rude of him to attack religion like this, but I disagree; the sections from The Bible that he mentions genuinely are immoral and, as such, it is not wrong of him to treat them as such. Here’s a link to his page and here’s one of my favourite videos:
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Outtakes from At The Castle Gate

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The Homeless People in Bath are Dangerous Drug Addicts?

That’s what somebody told me, anyway. One time, somebody ran up to me, telling me they needed some money, and when I gave it to them, they quickly left. I told this story to a friend of mine, and that person told me that I shouldn’t have given them the money because they were just a dangerous drug addict. If I hadn’t given them that money, my friend said, they would have just mugged me.

Now, I don’t know about you, but I find that view on things very cynical. There are many reasons a person could end up homeless, and drugs is not the only one. And to assume most of them are dangerous and would happily mug you, well, I would quite definitely disagree with that! As such, when the opportunity came around I put the “Bath homeless people are dangerous drug addicts” hypothesis to the test.

My university routine means that on every other Thursday, I’ll usually have to hang around the streets by myself waiting for a bus for two hours or so. Sure, it may sound boring, but I can sit around thinking about stuff or planning stories or blog entries, so it isn’t that bad. Though, having said that, ever since I lost my Gameboy and Tetris, waiting around for things isn’t quite as fun.

Anyway, on with the story, there I was sitting on a bench, letting the time pass me by, when I was approached by a homeless man. Unfortunately, I never learned his name.

“Do you have any spare change?” he asked politely.

“Umm,” I said, checking my wallet. “Nope.”

“Oh,” he said sadly, “that’s okay.”

“But,” I said with a smile, “If we go over to a cash machine, I can get you some money!”

Now, I had decided I was going to use this opportunity to test the hypothesis of my friend. This may sound like I was being manipulative with the homeless man, or that I was giving him money for the soul purpose of proving somebody wrong, but, while it may have potentially been manipulative, I have a little rule about always giving money to homeless people who ask me for it, so I like to think that I wasn’t being too jerkish.

Anyway, I wandered over to a cash machine with the homeless person, one which is actually in a small dark alley. Once there, I put my card into the machine and quite openly entered my PIN number. Had he been some bad person, he could have quite easily used this time to threaten me and make me give him £200, or even stolen my card and used it elsewhere. But no, he did not. I don’t believe the idea ever even entered his head. Perhaps you would call me naive, but I was confident that nothing bad would happen and I was right. The man was just very appreciative and went off happily to spend the money.

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Adele – Someone Like You is Bad

So, that was nice wasn’t it? The title may give the impression that I hate this song, but actually I quite like it. Adele has a nice voice, the instruments sound nice and it’s just generally not bad. However, if you think about it, the lyrics seem to be quite immoral in a way.
    “Never mind,” she says, “I’ll find someone like you.”
    And then “I wish nothing but the best for you.”
    That sounds nice, but really, it seems she’s only thinking about herself and her ex and not the future someone like [them]. That someone is very unlucky really: let’s say he meets Adele they get on really well and eventually get married etc. He thinks it’s because she loves him and thinks he’s a good person, but actually it’s because he reminds her of somebody she met years ago… So either his self-esteem is going to take quite a blow when he finds out, or he’ll spend his life living a lie. Of course, maybe he’d be fine about it, and then there’d be no problem, but I don’t think it’s likely. The desire to find someone just like your ex as your next partner really seems like rather unhealthy behaviour, the kind of thing that leads to you buying them the same clothes your ex wore and asking them to style their hair similarly. Surely, it’d be much better to find somebody very different, because people love different people in different ways, then it won’t be able to be weighed up against her ex-partner so easily and there’ll be less of that moral ambiguity. And surely someone like them would just leave her as well anyway?
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At The Castle Gate

Here’s a small video featuring me and my two friends David Tubb and Oscar Taylor-Kent. It was filmed and edited this weekend by David. Enjoy.
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Joycean Bus Ride

Oh, bus is here. Better get on. Show the man the bus pass then find a seat. Comfy in here, buses are nice. Gonna be a while before I arrive. Read maybe? What? Yes, quite right. Ulysses by James Joyce. Bit silly really. Hmm does feel chilly.                         Hhhuuuhhhhhuuuu. Nice long yawn. Nearly here yet? No, Must remember to update my blog. Maybe I could write a parody of that darned Joycean writing style. Nah. Terrible idea. A tad cold today. What is cold? Opposite of heat. Dear oh dear, why am I still reading? Monday today. Monenday in Middle English. Means Moon’s Day. Moon. Moon. Satellite. Neil Armstrong. Man who walked on the Moon’s celestial body. All a conspiracy some say. Gosh, golly and darn, this book has some boring segments. Opps, must be careful what I say, to quote Rose Burton “Girls who say gosh, golly and darn will end up living in a barn!” good old The Waltons. I must finish reading it all. When I’m done I can listen to my iPod. Apple makes iPods. Steven Jobs, former owner of the company, now deceased. 1955-2011. Death, that’s the one inevitability of life. Death and taxes, as they say, Or, death, taxes, and finding James Joyce a little tedious. Heh heh. Only joking. He’s not that bad. Or is he? Hhhuuuhhhhhuuuu another yawn. Why am I yawning? I’m not tired, I’m full of porridge and water, that’s practically pure energy! Energy, now, there’s an issue. What will happen to the world when the oil is gone? Oh, good, I’ve read ten pages now, that’s enough, music time.
    And, a short while later, young Adam Randall departed from his bus and prepared himself for the next bus ride.

Note: This entry might seem very strange. For those of you who don’t get it: I decided to write up my bus journey into university for this blog entry, but I wrote it in the style of James Joyce, rather than my own style.

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