WarioWare, Inc.: Minigame Mania

WarioWareIn 2003, the Wario series was well established: Wario, the anti-hero version of Mario, would find out about new treasures and head out looking for them, often ending up fighting against some evil force on the way. But in WarioWare, Inc.: Minigame Mania, the series took an enormously unexpected turn when Wario realised that starting a business (rather than treasure hunting) was the best way to get loads of money, especially when working within the video game industry… So Wario becomes a video game developer.

In order to get his new business venture going, Wario actually gets himself a completely new outfit and gets in touch with a bunch of his friends to help him. These friends are all completely new characters and all quite likeable too: there’s a young boy named 9-Volt who’s a huge Nintendo fan (very meta), a disco man named Jimmy T., an alien named Orbulon, a trendy woman named Mona with a gang of animal friends and lots of others too. The whole game is set within Diamond City and I really appreciate this completely new, urban setting, coupled with the all new cast.

So you may wonder “How do you play a game about starting up a video game development business?” and it’s the gameplay of this game which really makes it stand out. Each “level” has one of the characters going about their day and you are given random “microgames” to play as they do so – these microgames are small, five second mini games which is somehow related to the character and which need to be quickly completed: these are often really bizarre and I remember laughing about it a lot was I played the first time: you’ll do things like dodge food shaped cars, shake hands with friendly dogs, become tiny and eat cakes and it’s all a lot of fun. I was especially fond of 9-Volt’s microgames, as all of them are in some way connected to Nintendo’s past and include scenes from classic games, giving way to cameos from characters like Donkey Kong, Samus and Link. The microgames are, of course, supposed to be what makes up the game which they are all developing.

It’s a really fun game and something which I can come back to endlessly as replaying the microgames is really fun and I always want to beat my high scores. On top of all of that, it also has a fantastic soundtrack which really helps to cement the game’s urban atmosphere and makes it a real pleasure. Taking a step back, I also love how much of an absurd direction this was for the Wario series to take. A fantastic, fun-filled game.

Rating: 8.9/10

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Temporal Language Barrier

One thing which I find quite sad, is that nobody is in the optimal position to enjoy all of the great works of literature created throughout history. Obviously there’s the fact that literature will continue to be created for as long as there are people, so nobody will be able to consume it all, but it’s also the fact that all languages are in constant flux (and so is culture) so something which may have been entirely relatable two hundred years ago, might be a completely different experience today.

One example is Jude the Obscure – a book by Thomas Hardy which I absolutely love. This was written in 1895 and the world was a very different place back then. How many little references, phrases and sayings will I not understand, due to the fact that I do not live in that time? And if I understand them, will I be able to empathise with them quite as much, with my understanding being purely academic? If I could relate to the speech mannerisms (and so forth) as things which I encountered regularly in my day to day life, perhaps I would find this novel even more impactful! This is especially true of older pieces, where things are written in such a way that you literally need to have annotations in order to understand them.

And it’s things like this which, for me, make the idea of objectively valuing art rather silly – different works mean different things to different people at different times. Some will stand the test of time better than others, but really, the era in which you were born will have an enormous sway on how you value a piece of art. This temporal language barrier is something which can never be truly avoided and it extends beyond mere language too: three hundred years ago, somebody making the case that slavery is immoral might sound absolutely profound – today we can appreciate it as forward thinking for its time, but we can never understand how it would have felt to consume those words originally. It just goes to show how limited our perspective as mere readers truly is.

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Empathetic Qualities

Empathy is probably the human virtue which I value most highly. When I look at all of the people with whom I have shared a close relationship, there’s quite a diverse range of personalities, but there’s one thing which all of them share and that is a strong sense of empathy. I like to think that I can make friends with anybody, but if somebody lacks that crucial empathetic quality, I am not sure I could ever form an especially strong bond with somebody. But then, to have a strong bond with somebody, the positive feelings need to flow from each person and if somebody is not at all empathetic, can they really care for somebody else? At least, to any significant level? On the other hand, I am able to accept the fact that I am a fairly atypical person; some people have described me as “eccentric” and other similar things, which seems strange to me, but as this is the case, it might be that non-empathetic would struggle to befriend me in particular – it might not just be that I find it hard to connect with people who are not very empathetic, but also that they find it hard to bond with me. Either way, it likely is not a coincidence that I notice this similar trait amongst all of my closest friends and, at very least, it must be a quality which I am attracted to.

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Equal Rites by Terry Pratchett

Equal RitesEqual Rites is the third novel set on the Discworld and it’s very different to the first two: while they both followed the adventures of Rincewind and Twoflower, this takes an entirely different approach and focuses on two new characters named Eskarina Smith (or, Esk) and Granny Weatherwax who live in a small village called Bad Ass.

As you may or may not have noticed, the title “Equal Rites” is a clever play on “Equal Rights” and the whole story is based on the fact that fantasy settings have an unfortunate habit of being very male-dominated. In the Discworld universe, the eighth son of an eighth son is destined to become a wizard, but for the first time in history, it seems that the eighth child of that eighth son is a girl and that girl is Esk. A wizard leaves his staff for her as he dies on the day of her birth, but nobody believes that a woman can become a wizard, so she doesn’t have an easy time of it.

You might be worried that a “progressive” novel written in 1987 might not be all that progressive by modern standards, but, actually, I didn’t really pick up on anything hugely objectionable about it at all, which was nice. The fact that the two main characters are female is quite a refreshing change for a fantasy piece and I feel that both of them are well written and developed without becoming stereotypes in any regard.

Something which was quite interesting to me, was that this novel felt a lot more sincere then the previous two, particularly the first. While it has a healthy dose of comedic scenes and the usual strangeness of Discworld, the storyline is something which is taken entirely seriously. The only potential downside is that I kind of struggled to figure out what was going on towards the end; it’s intentionally very confusing and contains hints of quantum mechanics – I can see that this might be unappealing to some, but if I read that about a book I wasn’t sure about, I’d certainly see it as a positive!

I think, perhaps, I like the second Discworld novel just a little more, because I liked the apocalyptic tone, but it was only marginally better and this makes for a fantastic read. Well worth a read, even if you haven’t read the first two (it’s very standalone) because it’s a lovely piece of feminist fantasy.

Rating: 8.5/10

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Abusive Relationships

When people think of abusive relationships, they probably start thinking of a heterosexual couple where the man is just a very nasty person who physically harms his partner. But the fact is that anybody can be the victim of an abusive relationship – it doesn’t matter what their gender or sexuality is. What a lot of people also overlook is the fact that any kind of relationship can be abusive, be it between friends, family members, co-workers, classmates or literally any thing else, it’s not just couples. Any relationship where somebody is regularly lying to you, openly mistrusts you (with no cause), says things with the intention of harming you emotionally, manipulates you, tries to withhold information from you or who acts as if they are entitled to your time and attention (and information about your life) might well be abusive.

These sorts of things should raise some serious red flags, especially if any of the relationships in your life have several of these features. There is absolutely nothing wrong with raising concerns about these things with people and if you can’t, this is another worrying indicator – if there is anybody in your life with whom you have a relationship which you have identified as abusive, you should really try to get them out of your life as quickly as possible, or to tackle this issue head on. Lack of understanding of this means that some people allow abusive relationships to continue when they should not, so I wanted to write this blog post as a kind of PSA. I hope you never have to deal with anything like this.

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Music Suggestions 5

This is the fifth in my series of blog posts were I suggest a few pieces of music which I am very fond of. Here are the first, second, third and fourth of these posts. So for some musical suggestions, look no further.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQTRX23EMNk

I hope you liked at least one of them! There’s something very satisfying about making a successful song recommendation.

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Dr. Mario

Dr. MarioAfter Tetris was an enormous success on the Game Boy, Nintendo wanted to make their own game in a similar style. Naturally, Mario was incorporated into the mix and so Dr. Mario was born. I actually think the idea that Mario would become a doctor is a little weird – in the past he’d been a plumber, a factory worker, a carpenter and now becoming a doctor seems like an odd direction for his career to take. When did he study to be a doctor? I guess, perhaps, it’s really easy to master medicine in the crazy Mushroom Universe.

Anyway, each level is a bottle filled with different coloured viruses and Mario throws in capsules made of two different colours which then slowly descend to the bottom. Every time you make a row of four or more things of the same colour, they will all disappear and you have to use the capsules to make all of the viruses disappear in every level. It’s quite fun and addictive. On top of that, it has a really fantastic and catchy soundtrack. The “Fever” music in Dr. Mario is one of my favourite pieces of music from any Mario game.

The original game is available as both a NES game and a Game Boy game – the only real difference between these two is the fact that the Game Boy one has condensed, black and white graphics and only offers multiplayer over a link cable and the NES one is more colourful and allows multiplayer on a split screen. Both were released on the same day and you can treat them as a single thing.

It’s a fun way to pass a few minutes and it sounds lovely, but I do feel that it suffers by not offering any real kind of score system, meaning that there is less incentive to replay difficulty levels you have already beaten – the gameplay is not endless and without old score to beat, coming back becomes less appealing as time goes by. But it’s a fun little title and worth a look.

Rating: 7/10

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Limited Time

The main thing I realise as I grow older, is that time becomes very limited. After work, I generally only get to do one thing: I could socialise, I could play video games, I could do some of my own writing or I could do some reading, but I find that I would never be able to do all of these things in one day. It’s a shame because these are all things I’d like to do every day and it means that I can’t give full attention to all aspects of my life. Ultimately, I’ll always choose socialising when I can, because that’s the most important to me, but I wish I had more time to get through the video games I’m interested in and to read all the books I want to – not to mention write all the stories I want to! I don’t mean to complain as things were so much worse when I was unemployed, because I didn’t really have motivation for most things, but I certainly relate to those who say that there are not enough hours in the day!

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Breaking a Nail

Whenever the subject of breaking a nail comes up in a film, it’s usually done as a way to make a female character look weak or superficial or it’s done to make a male character look feminine in a derogatory way. “Oh, I broke a nail,” is basically the media’s catchphrase for a plethora of negative female stereotypes and stereotypes of feminine men. But what I don’t understand is… Why? I mean, all stereotypes are pretty worthless, but this one just seems weird to me since breaking a nail can actually be pretty painful and frustrating. I broke a nail almost a week ago and it keeps snagging on things and is very painful – to avoid pain I have to avoid using that finger, but avoiding the use of that finger is quite difficult and I have not liked it at all. Obviously all stereotypes annoy me, but one based around the extreme hassle and pain of breaking a nail (and, of course, we have nails for a reason, they aren’t just fashion accessories) seems absolutely absurd to me. “Oh no, I broke a nail,” should be something that evokes a lot of sympathy. “Oh no, you broke a nail,” should be something you say with the deepest sympathies. Breaking a nail sucks.

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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J. K. Rowling

Harry Potter and the Goblet of FireI loved the first three Harry Potter novels and with each new book, I felt like it got a little better every time. I was unsure of whether this upward incline could continue into the fourth book, because I liked Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban a lot – but it did not fail to deliver and it got even better once again!

Harry Potter’s fourth year at Hogwarts is quite different to the previous ones, because this year Hogwarts is to play host to the Tri-Wizard Tournament, which consists of three dangerous tasks carried out by young wizards and witches from around the world. Harry Potter is not old enough to enter, but, somehow, somebody entered him and he finds himself having to take part in them all. All the while, something seems to be seriously wrong at the Ministry of Magic.

Once again, this book is full of extremely endearing characters: Harry, Ron, Hermione and Dumbledore are all as good as ever (though Ron is a bit silly this time) and there are a couple of new characters, such as Mad-Eye Moody a grumpy, unconventional new teacher and Winky – a house elf. Speaking of house elves, Hermione does a lot to try and secure equal rights from the house elves, which helps to cement her, for me, as the best of the main three characters. Meanwhile, Dobby also makes appearance (I always liked him a lot) and so does the comical Moaning Myrtle.

What makes this book better than the others is that it gives the world of Harry Potter some interesting developments. We learn a lot about the past and the days when Voldemort was still a current threat and we discover things about the wizarding world outside of the UK. These developments help to really immerse you in the world as you read onward – there’s also a strong sense of mystery, making it hard to stop reading as you hope to get just one more piece of the puzzle. It’s also worth mentioning that this story is a lot darker than the previous three, especially towards the end, helping you to take the whole world more seriously.

Overall, a really good read. A times it was funny, at times it was sad and at times it was downright scary. I can’t wait to read the next one. Rating: 9.5/10

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