Halloween Writing

It’s not long until Halloween now and while I don’t usually really do anything for the day, I tend to find that it is very good for inspiring writing. I think it’s the fact that all media adopts a rather spooky theme and the fact it’s always at just about the exact same time as the clocks go forward, meaning it’s also going to get darker earlier. Halloween gives us what we want at exactly the time that we want it. I enjoy the spooky feeling and find that I appreciate scary stories and things in the horror genre even more; so much so, in fact, that I am motivated to write. I want to make people feel that same enjoyable spooky feeling when they read my work. I suppose it’s that general feeling which is always what inspires people to write. But the point is that I find Halloween a good time for writing motivation. I hope you’ll experience the same thing.
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Battletoads (Game Boy)

PictureBattletoads is often remembered as one of the most difficult NES games, which earned it quite a cult following. Since it was so popular, it was followed up with a Game Boy game as well, but while it may have the same title, this Battletoads game is completely different from the original.

You play only as the Battletoad Zitz as the other two have been kidnapped by the Dark Queen; he is on a quest to rescue his friends and to take down the Dark Queen’s forces as he does so.

What is especially appealing is that each level of this game is very distinct; the first has you moving along through a semi-3D area and fighting all the enemies you come across; the second area has you flying through the sky and avoiding obstacles and a later area has you riding through a swamp on a jet ski. This variety is something I appreciated a lot.

However, there are only really eight levels, which might make the game seem very short. The thing is, it’s designed to be very hard and so you are encouraged to try many times until you are able to get all the way to the end. What I like is that, while it can be very tricky, the difficulty always seems fair; it feels like there’s a pattern to learn for each level and I felt a great sense of satisfaction when I finally managed to get to the end. Although, having said that, a couple of the later levels didn’t feel fair at all and, when I won, I certainly felt it had been down to luck rather than skill.

Taking a step back from the game and looking at it in the context of what came later, I liked how much of it felt like a prototype to Rare’s work with the Donkey Kong series. It felt especially similar to the Donkey Kong Land series at times (both having a David Wise soundtrack and having that similar monochrome aesthetic) which was something I enjoyed; I even noticed that there’s a strange tornado enemy that appears in this game and also in the first Donkey Kong Land (or at least a near identical one, I’m not 100% sure.) That’s the kind of thing I get quite excited about.

So if you want a tough but charming game, with excellent levels and some silly, over the top fighting, then give this Battletoads a try. It’s hard, but fair and, most importantly, enjoyable.

Rating: 8/10

Buy it here.

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MeetMe Review

There days, I don’t have any friends. Well, I suppose that’s not strictly true; I still have one or two friends, but they’re all quite busy so I usually go weeks between socialising. As somebody who is very social, you can see why I am very keen to meet new people and make new friends. One website that I wanted to try was called MeetMe.
   I thought MeetMe seemed pretty good, because it was just about the only website made for meeting new people which wasn’t based around dating and the creation of romantic relationships. Having said that, once I was on there it seemed that the majority of people were looking for potential romantic partners anyway, which was a shame. Why not just use Tinder or something which was designed specifically to be a dating site? Nonetheless, there were quite a lot of people that I did get a chance to talk to.
   So did I find it useful? Sadly, not at all. There were so, so many people on there who were hugely sexist, racist or who were just otherwise ignorant of others and a large number of people who were aggressively sexual. A lot of people lied and a lot of people were rude. It was an all too common sight to find somebody writing a fairly regular status (in many ways the service works like Facebook) only to have really harsh responses. Bullying was far too common. There were a few people who I ended up chatting to on Skype; they always tended to put a lot of pressure on me to go on camera and talk to them physically (or other, much worse things!) when it wasn’t something I was able to do/wanted to do. A lot of them shared some very intense personal information with me, and I tried hard to offer good advice for their problems, but then they’d unexpectedly disappear. Finally, a large number of people just didn’t reply.
   Generally, I found the MeetMe community to reflect some of the ugliest aspects of humanity. If you are looking to make new friends, I would not use this; it will just be a waste of time. I don’t want to generalise the whole group, but I could understand why a lot of the people on there didn’t have friends. Funnily enough, I’ve met lots of new people in ‘real life’ without this website while I was on it; sadly, due to various circumstances, they’ve all ended up being people I only got to see once or twice and the issue of having no friends is still a problem… but at least I don’t use MeetMe anymore!
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Nuclear Annihilation

As it has been a subject in the news lately, I’ve been thinking about the subject of nuclear annihilation and, more specifically, the morality of it. Of course, I think that firing a nuclear weapon pre-emptively is completely unjustifiable, but what about in circumstances where one has already been launched and is headed in your direction? Is it then right to send one back in retaliation? Well, no, I really don’t think that it is. The majority of people killed in a nuclear attack will be innocent civilians. To be honest, if you knew you were going to be incinerated by a nuclear bomb, why would it make you feel any better to know that another country full of innocent people was also going to meet that same fate? If anything, it will only make you feel worse. What would it do, other than to make a tragedy even bigger? That’s why the whole idea of nuclear weapons is totaly absurd to me.

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Jetpac

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Rare are my favourite video game developers and before they were Rare they were Ultimate Play the Game. Back when they were Ultimate, their first game was Jetpac and so this is technically the first game made by my favourite developer. You can understand why it’s something I’d be very interested to try. But, it being their first, might it prove to be quite lacking?
   You play as an astronaut called Jetman as he lands on various different planets (which are all identical looking). You can collect treasures on each planet, but need to look out for hostile aliens. Before you can leave each planet you either need to fill your ship with fuel or construct a new ship (and there are several different spaceships you go through as your progress). You do this by grabbing the pieces/fuel cells and then carrying them over to the ship.
   The level design is very basic; you have the same, single screen, layout of a few different platforms and items fall at random from the sky, while aliens fly across the screen in erratic patterns. Jetman is quite mobile, however, and his titular jetpac comes in pretty handy (as does his powerful laser gun). Walking or flying across one side of the screen will just bring you to the opposite side. As I said: very basic. There’s not even any music; just the blasting of your gun and the blips of exploding enemies.
   Does this mean that the game is bad? Not at all! While it may be basic, it is still very fun once you get the hang of it. I will admit that it takes a little while to get into; if an alien touches you in any way, you explode and with a very underwhelming blip, your life is over. But once you master dodging the enemies, you should find it very enjoyable. I personally found it quite addictive and felt that the lack of soundtrack quite suited the sci-fi setting. So if you’re a fan of retro games, this is definitely something to try.
   Rating: 6.6/10

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Halloween Thrills

Halloween is a funny time of year. With other events that I like, like Christmas, I get excited very far in advance and think about often. With Halloween, I generally don’t even think about it until October, but when it does arrive I tend to get quite excited. This is a little weird, I suppose, because I very rarely actually do anything on Halloween, but it’s just the time of year. Things are just starting to get colder and darker and everywhere you see there are things made to be creepy and spooky. I love it!
   But, in a way, it is rather strange that anybody likes Halloween. The idea of Halloween is to celebrate things which frighten us; but being frightened is a negative emotion. Why do we enjoy being scared? Well, I think there’s a huge difference between enjoying the creepy feeling of a ghost story and anything which people will actually find scary; like the idea of becoming separated from friends. I think, therefore, that Halloween allows us to simulate the feeling of fear (often through things like books and movies) so that we can appreciate the feeling of an emotion, but not actually have to experience actual fear. It’s fun to watch a creepy film, for example, because you know that nothing in it will ever really happen, but you’re having fun pretending that it could and therefore enjoying a faux version of the emotion. That’s my take on it, anyway!
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Ghostly Adventure

I’m a very logical, scientifically minded person. I’m going to tell a ‘ghostly’ anecdote in today’s blog post, but I don’t really believe that there’s anything but a rational explanation for all of this. Nonetheless, I did have an unusual and noteworthy experience during a visit to the graveyard the other day and therefore thought that it would be worth sharing here on my blog.
   On Thursday, I was heading to the graveyard in order to take some photographs for today’s Finger Puppet Show strip. I always go to the older part of the graveyard, which is over one hundred years old and which is most often empty. You see, I don’t really like to get regular people in the backgrounds of my pictures, as it feels wrong of me to upload things that have images of unconsenting people in them, even if they are blurry and unrecognisable. Of course, sometimes I can’t avoid it, but I certainly always try to.
   When I arrived at the quiet, old part of the graveyard, I could hear somebody walking around, so I didn’t take the camera out right away. I assumed somebody was there and wanted to wait for them to leave so that they wouldn’t walk into the background of any of my photos. However, while the sound of footsteps continued, nobody appeared and I couldn’t see anybody so I decided to take my pictures. Curiously, when I turned on my camera, it was going through some strange kind of distortion that I’ve never seen before and the picture on its screen was not very clear at all. It reminded me of the way camera’s react to Slender Man in things like Marble Hornets. So I could hear footsteps, but could see nobody at all and my camera is acting strangely, all in an old graveyard. Plus, when I showed a friend of mine the pictures, they thought they could see ghostly shadows in the background, but since they didn’t really stand out to me, I won’t share them.
   Likely, the camera issue was a random glitch and the sound of footsteps was either wind or an animal scurrying in the grass, but still; it’s a fun and ‘spooky’ set of occurrences which make up my ghostly adventure. I hope you enjoyed reading it!
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Castlevania

PictureCastlevania is a gaming series which has been around for a long time. It’s renowned for its use of gothic horror imagery and use of characters and creatures from literature and mythology. Most specifically, they tend to focus on Dracula. This game is what started it all.

The gameplay is a 2D action platformer. You play as a man named Simon Belmont and you fight through hordes of skeletons and other undead creatures with his signature weapon: the whip. There’s a general combination of having to jump over platforms, avoid enemies and fight enemies. A downside is, however, that Simon is rather sluggish and the majority of enemies are much more mobile than him. Often it feels downright impossible to avoid the enemies and in the later levels especially, I had a very hard time with the game.

But while the difficulty and control scheme might be off-putting for some, I find that the game does really well when it comes to atmosphere and music. Though, of course, the entire soundtrack is entirely 8-bit, it is still very, very good and it perfectly complements the game’s settings (which are all areas in and around Dracula’s castle). The game also draws a clear and heavy influence from the Universal Studios monster movies; not only is Simon on a quest to wipe out Dracula, but you’ll also see Frankenstein’s monster, the Mummy and other classical ‘monsters’ along the way. As a big fan of these films, I really appreciated all of the connections to them.

So, the game is fun and I really appreciated the way that it drew from a range of horror sources. Nonetheless, it is a very tough game and this may prove frustrating for many people. But it’s still well worth a play, if only out of curiosity! I’m sure, at very least, you’ll have a lot of fun playing the first few levels.

Rating: 7.3/10

Buy it here for NES.

Buy it here for GBA.

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Returning to Writing

I know that for some people, once they’ve gone a little while without writing, it gets harder and harder for them to get back into the habit. It’s kind of like getting into the habit of not writing and then, on reflection, it seems hard to imagine that there was ever a period in their life when they had time in the average day to get some writing done. So, instead they do nothing, and also feel bad about doing nothing because they are a creative person and they need to write in order to be fulfilled.
    So what can you do to get that motivation back? Well, I have a piece of advice which I’d like to offer in this blog post which I hope will be useful to you if this is the situation you’re in. Doubtlessly, when you write you are writing for your own imagined audience and you imagine how they are responding to everything you produce. So what I suggest is watching some television shows or reading some books which were released after there had been a significant period without them; so the first novel in a series after ten years, or something like that. They always tend to carry a sense of excitement, as they were obviously written with the context of having been a return. Maybe you could even read about the upcoming return of something you are very fond of. Carry that same sense of excitement into your own work and imagine that by writing, your imaginary audience is getting their first new story after a long period. Hopefully this will prove to be a good form of motivation.

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Eating Food

Lately I’ve found that I don’t have quite as much of an appetite as I used to. But having said that, now that I work in Bath, I get to eat out a lot more often. Eating out is expensive, so I don’t do it too often, but I like to do it every now and then and, when I do, I like to try a new place. In the past, I was always very reserved when it came to trying new foods and would rarely experiment; I don’t like to take too many risks when it comes to my food. I have to say, though, that I really enjoy this recent food experimentation. Just yesterday I went into a place called Schwartz Bros. and they had a huge number of vegetarian burgers (rare). On a whim, I decided to buy one and it was definitely the tastiest burger I’ve ever eaten before! In fact, it will even be one of the tastiest things I have ever had. Were it not or that experimentation, I’d never have had that huge pleasure! I’ve been enjoying trying new foods around Bath and, actually, I am planning on starting another blog dedicated entirely to writing about different foods that I try. It may be a little while before I get around to it, but it is definitely something I’d like to do soon!

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