Wario Land 4

PictureThe fourth game in the Wario Land series is a pleasant step up in quality after a temporary dip with the third game. The tone of the series has changed quite significantly with this game, and that may be in no small part due to the fact that it was on the Game Boy Advance.

The game begins with Wario driving off in his fancy new car because he has read in the newspaper that there is treasure to be found in an ancient temple. He gets to the temple and inside there are several portals, these portals take him to various different worlds and these worlds are the game’s levels. You have to go through each one and find certain treasures in order to be able to move on to the next. You are, however, given a lot of freedom in regards to the order you do the levels in.

Something I appreciated was that all of the levels were very distinct. While they all had the same 2D side-scrolling gameplay, it was implemented in a variety of ways. Some levels were traditional cases of ‘go through the level and avoid the enemies’ and other levels were much more puzzle oriented and required you to think about it. As with previous games, there were times where enemies hurt Wario in comical ways and change him physically, which then means he can get past an obstacle. They all had very unique designs too; one level was a deep jungle in the middle of a monsoon rainstorm, another was a creepy abandoned hotel and some were more bizarre, surreal locations, like a pinball world and a domino world. Each and every one of them is full of secrets too.

I mentioned above that there is a significant change in tone with this game and this is something which is hard to clearly convey using words alone. One clear and good example is the fact that Wario is now voiced (and given much more expressive animations) which means you get a greater sense of his character. Meanwhile, all of the games bosses are monstrously hideous, which I find quite funny, but at the same time I do wonder if they might have gone too far with certain boss and enemy designs.

Beyond the main game, you get a selection of bonuses too. There is a ‘Sound Test’ mode which might sound pretty basic, but it’s actually really weird and boarders on avant-garde. There are also three mini-games, my favourite of which is a game where Wario is running along on a ball through a desert and has to jump over everything that gets in his way; it may sound simple but it is very addictive.

On the whole, it was nice to have another great Wario Land game, but I feel like it fails to reach the heights of the first two. The others felt like an adventure, this just felt like a greedy man snooping around looking for gems. Nonetheless, it is very fun and a game I would suggest to you, if you are able to buy it. It’s a solid little title.

Rating: 8/10

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Wario Land 3

PictureGenerally, I like to play the games in a series in the order that they were released. I played Wario Land 3 after playing Wario Land II and I found it quite annoying and anyone else who plays it after the second game might well feel the same. What’s problem? Well, the last two games made a huge point of how big and strong Wario was, with him seeming to get tougher between games, only for this game to suddenly make him much weaker. Wario lacks most of the abilities he had in the last game which is very frustrating when you come across an obstacle and know exactly what needs to be done, but can’t do it because Wario has arbitrarily lost all of his abilities. You slowly get them all back as the game progresses, but it certainly hindered my enjoyment at the start.

Anyway, the game starts with Wario happily flying around in an aeroplane which he then crashes in a jungle. After the crash Wario finds a cave, in that cave is a music box which contains a tiny world; Wario finds himself pulled into that world and then is sent by a mysterious stranger to retrieve parts of another music box which will be used to banish monsters from the world of the music box. It’s an odd story, but I appreciate it for being rather unique.

Rather than having the more simple ‘one level and then the next’ progression that most games in the series have, you play one level, collect an item which will have some effect on the world map (which will open up more levels), go to some of the other levels, get more items, add to the map, return to past levels and so on. It’s very non-linear and getting through the levels actually involves a great deal of puzzle solving and it’s very far from the more normal platforming of the other games. What was very disappointing was that there was a very minimal focus on collecting coins, which is something I always associate with Wario. Also, with no real money focus, getting hit by enemies now has no real negative consequence at all.

It’s a shame that this game feels like such a step down after the first two games were really good. I think that they probably made a conscious choice to try and make the game more open and complex, and that on its own is quite a good idea, but sadly it seems like that was done at the cost of the game being less fun. The music’s quite nice though, and a few of the areas have very nice designs and are quite atmospheric… Just, on the whole, the game felt boring and bland.

Rating: 6.7/10

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Wario Land II

PictureThis is the second game in the Wario Land series and also the first time it became wholly distinct from the Mario series. In this game you’ll find no characters from the Mario series (unless you count Wario himself, of course) and even the gameplay is very different. While this may be a disappointment to purist fans of the core Mario series, I certainly view it as a good thing.

Story-wise, you get to see Wario relaxing the castle which he finally earned at the end of the last game. Sadly for him, however, Captain Syrup and the Black Sugar Gang want revenge after their defeat at his hands on Kitchen Island, so they ramshackle the castle and steal his gold meaning he must set out across the world to chase after them and get it back! A simple story, but it’s quite nice because it’s the end of a story that started back in Super Mario Land  and spanned five games.

The gameplay is still 2D and side scrolling, but a lot is made of the fact that Wario is really big and tough and there’s also a nice focus on exploration. Wario is actually indestructible now and being hit by enemies merely causes you to drop coins; as Wario is so greedy, you have to collect as many coins as you can to get everything in the game. Furthermore, as Wario cannot be killed, being hurt by enemies often has comical effects on him; he can be turned into a zombie, become hugely overweight, be crushed completely and other over-the-top ailments, all of which can be used to help progress through the levels.

The exploration is very appealing too; the levels are all quite interesting (modern cities, forests, trains, castles) and often have multiple exits. Indeed, this game has branching story with multiple endings! So, even once you’ve gone through the story, there’s a lot of replay value and you’ll enjoy going through the levels again to find alternate endings/exits. Plus, of course, there are secret items hidden in every level and it’s fun to find and collect them all.

So this is definitely worth a try! It’s one of the best Wario games and an all-round fun game with quite a lot of charm to it. The fact that Wario can’t die means that it’s pretty accessible too, as the levels are more about figuring how to get from point A to point B, rather than skilfully avoiding obstacles. Also to bear in mind is the fact that there is a Game Boy and Game Boy Colour version of the game, so it’s best to try and go for the colour version.

Rating: 9/10

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Word Man

This character, Word Man, is just a little something I put together back in 2012. I had a creative writing submission coming up and I submitted this as a ‘poem’  (along with other things) since he is made up entirely of letters and characters. I wasn’t sure if it would go down well, but, nicely, it did! Since then I’ve been thinking about what I can actually use Word Man for, but I’ve had no ideas. For now, at least, this blog post will be enough for him… plus, the fact that he was part of a submission that I got a very high grade on makes me very happy.

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Is University Worth It?

I’ve heard it said from quite a few places that university is “not worth” the debt that comes with it. On the one hand, I do agree that there shouldn’t be any cost associated with education, but on the other hand, the debt that I have doesn’t bother me at all. Not only has pretty much all the work I got after leaving been a direct result of my Creative Writing degree (a degree which is often called worthless), I’ve learnt a lot more about the writing industry and learned ways to bring up the quality of my personal projects. These are all invaluable skills for my career, but beyond that, the personal experiences themselves were priceless. The relationships I developed there were all very meaningful and helped me to develop as a person and the gain a stronger understanding of life in general. So, yes, the answer for me is that university is absolutely worth it… Although, different people will have different paths.

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Bus Expectations

I was riding on the bus the other day, when I overheard a rather interesting conversation which affirmed a belief I’ve had regarding bus expectations for a while. It was two school girls talking to each other as I sat on a chair nearby.
    “You know the other day, I was feeling so bad,” said one of them.
    “Oh no, what was the matter?” said the other.
    “Well, I think it was the heat, but basically I was really close to fainting,” she said.
    “Aww, I’m really sorry.”
    “Yeah, and then this old woman got on the bus and said I had to get up so she could sit down!”
    I was shocked and apparently it was quite evident that I was quite engrossed in the story, as she looked at me for a second and finished the story in a more theatrical way.
    “And I tried to explain, but she wouldn’t let me and made me get up anyway!”
    By this point, I was quite shocked. A shocking ending to an intense story! I suppose the unspoken rule that old people are more deserving a seat is something which needs not to be taken so ridgidly. Age is not an easy indicator of a person’s health and it’s something that should always be kept in mind.
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America’s Legalisation of Same Sex Marriages

I was quite pleased to hear about the news of America’s legalisation of same sex marriages across all states, so I decided I’d make a blog post about it. I say ‘same sex marriages’ rather than ‘gay marriage’ because the latter of those two terms kind of suggests that there’s some difference between it and ‘normal’ marriage, when I don’t see that there is any at all.
    I read somebody post online that they were not religious, nor were they homophobic, but they were against this law because it was ‘changing religion’ and that that was wrong. They seemed to be of the opinion that marriage was a concept which stemmed from Christianity and that, by accepting same sex couples, the concept was being unfaithful to its origins. But this is such a silly objection; back in the past marriage was pretty much nothing else but a way of ‘owning’ women, which, other than sharing a name, is completely different to our modern understanding of marriage anyway. Furthermore, the idea of marriage is not ‘owned’ by Christianity and it shows a rather narrow-minded view of history and psychology to believe that it is. Even secluded tribes have had their own concepts of marriage and it’s just a thing that humans seem to naturally do no matter where they originate, so it’s rather a weak claim to say that Christianity ‘owns’ it or that they have any right to stop two consenting adults from doing what will make them happy.
    I feel I should also point out that I’m not really very fond of the idea of marriage; it seems like an unnecessary hangover from history which is likely to make people stay together even if that’s not what’s best for them. Nonetheless, marriage is what some people want and if that’s going to make people happy, it should be available to everyone. This is a happy day, but the sad thing is that the law does not reflect the attitudes of everyone; non-heterosexual people will still face stigma, be portrayed as stereotypes, and even be the victim of violent crimes (because of their sexuality) for some time to come, which is very sad. But marriage is one small victory, and it has been a wonderful addition to the day.

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StreetPass Quest

StreetPass Quest is one of the free games which is built into all 3DS consoles. Being free, it’s not a huge game, but actually it’s still pretty fun, and as I’m sure you can tell from the title, it makes good use of the StreetPass function.

The game has a fantasy setting and your Mii is the king or queen of an unnamed realm. Everything seems to be going fine for him or her, but then they get kidnapped! You need the help of passing Miis to get you rescued, and the only way to collect these passing Miis is to literally walk by them on the street and collect the Miis via the StreetPass feature.

Miis all have different abilities based on the colour of their clothes and the more times you pass the same Mii, the stronger it gets (until it reaches its cap) and you use these Miis to progress through several different areas until you face the final boss and rescue the king or queen.

There’s a very basic RPG gameplay style and you have to decide between having the Miis attack physically or with magic. There are different strategies to attacking the different kinds of enemies, so you have to make sure you’re attacking in the right way. The king or queen will give you hints about the best ways to fight the enemies as you go along. The problem I found was that you are occasionally waiting for quite a while because you need a Mii with a certain kind of magic and you can end up stuck in the same place for ages because you don’t happen to walk past a person whose Mii has that magic. The final boss is pretty cool though.

As a nice little bonus, occasionally when you defeat all of the monsters in a room you are rewarded with a treasure chest which will contain a hat for your Mii. These hats are sometimes even references to Nintendo franchises, such as Mario’s cap and a hat which makes it look like Kirby is sitting on your head. You get to show off these hats to people you StreetPass too, as your Mii will be wearing whichever one you set when they fight for the king or queen in somebody else’s game.

On the whole, it’s nice but it’s small. After I’d been through it a few times, I didn’t really have any incentive to do so again. There’s an achievement system which some people might enjoy, but I didn’t care about it that much. For a game that’s built into the system, it’s pretty good, but compared to other, more substantial games, it isn’t that great. I certainly appreciate that it was there, however!

Rating: 6.5/10

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At Last, Employment Again!

You may remember a blog post I wrote a few months ago (entitled “Employment at Last”) where I wrote about how happy I was to have finally found full time employment after leaving university… Well, a couple of months later I lost that job because the company I was working for hadn’t been making many sales. That was pretty sad, especially as I was starting to become attached to my colleagues.
But, it seems, it all turned out for the best as I have now found myself with another, even better job! I work for a company called Roman Cart Ltd. and my job is to update the blog of their Sellr product as many times as I can a day. Today was my first real day of doing that and I have to say that it was one of the most fun and productive days I have had in a long time. All of the posts I write are about eCommerce websites and while that might not sound terribly exciting, I enjoy writing about it very much. I guess I just enjoy writing so much that I can take a great deal of pleasure in writing about any subject.
I won’t be posting links to all of my Sellr posts here (or on my Facebook page) since there’ll just be so many of them, but the link is there if you want to check yourself. I hope I’ll be able to stay in this position for as long as possible!
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Writing for SmartDatingUK

I’ve been writing for SmartDatingUK for a few months under a year now and, while I was initially quite unsure that I would be able to write so regularly about dating and relationships, at this point I am well into the swing of it and having a good time! The creative freedom it affords me allows me even to include references to my own works while keeping them accessible to all.
    The characters above are: Morris Iphraim Dobson, Graham the Ghost, Dirk the Jerk, Bernard Adams Dobson and Steve Gunner and if you click on each name you’ll see how I fit them in. I like doing it because, even though the articles are likely to only ever be read once by anyone, it still feels good to put a full effort in and give every piece my own unique touch.

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