What’s This Blog About?

When I meet people and am introducing myself, I often mention that I have a blog. My reasoning is that, if then they want to get back in touch with me, they can look up my blog and find me through there. Once I mention to people that I have a blog, and that it’s called Trusty Water Blog, their first question is usually “and what’s it about?” to which I normally reply “Oh, it’s just about funny and weird things that happen to me” but I’ve been thinking about that recently, and, really, that’s not true.
    Really, what this blog is about, is friendship. Of course, telling people it’s about friendship would probably make them think it’s really boring, but the reason I write these things up is because I really value my memories of time with friends. I might be writing an anecdote about something that happened five years ago, with a friend I don’t have any real contact with anymore, but through writing it up, I re-experience it and remember fondly how I had enjoyed the time we had together. I write this blog to remember the nice visits to Bath town with David Tubb, the lovely sleepovers with Tülin, sharing writing with Oscar and Sophie, nights out with Elliott Egan, visits to London with Mairi and many others. I shan’t mention everyone, because that will take too long and get boring because everyone from my past is very important to me, but that’s the appeal of this for me. I write about something that just happened, then in a few years, when I can’t see the people involved any more, I reread it and remember them fondly. So, really, this blog stands as a testament to the fun I have had with each and every one of my friends and how much I love them all. And it will continue to be that, for years to come.
    Oh, and it’s also about video games and books.
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Mario Kart 64

PictureThe second game in the Mario Kart series was released on the Nintendo 64, while the first one was on the SNES. As I’m sure you can imagine, this game is quite a lot better than the previous one in a technological sense, but does that necessarily mean it is better on the whole?

The selection of characters is still eight, except this time you can be: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad, Yoshi, Wario, Bowser and Donkey Kong. This does introduce Wario and the Donkey Kong Country version of Donkey Kong to the series for the first time, but at the cost of losing Koopa Troopa and Donkey Kong Jr. who were in the last one. I think this roster is just about a step up from that of the first game.

What I find quite disappointing about Mario Kart 64, however, is its selection of tracks. While you would expect this to have more race courses than the first game, there are actually only sixteen, while the last game had twenty. On the upside, every track is very unique and no two look alike, but I feel there’s a certain something lacking about them. While I had a lot of fun with Toad’s Turnpike (which had you racing in a fairly realistic place, alongside regular vehicles), Kalamari Desert (which is a big desert with a train driving through it) and a few others, I found that generally, the courses in this game felt quite big and empty. One upside is that now they are all fully 3D levels, while in the last game they were all flat, but that does leave me wondering even more so why they should be of a slightly lower standard.

A big improvement is the addition of a multiplayer mode that supports up the four players. Once you’ve won all the cups in a Mario Kart game, the thing that will keep you coming back is the chance to race against friends. Even if I do think that the levels are a little unexciting this time, I still get a lot of fun out of it when I’m playing with people I know. Not only can you race on any of the tracks, but, again, there’s also a battle mode. I’m not an enormous fan of battle mode, but the battling arenas are really good, there’s one which is a ring with lava in the centre, and one which is on the roof of a skyscraper which especially stuck with me, though all of them are fun. Weirdly, you lose all background music if you play with more than one other person, which is a shame because it has a nice soundtrack.

One aspect of the single player mode has seen quite an upgrade as well: the CPU players are no longer horrible cheaters. They don’t have infinite items (they have the exact same access to item boxes as you do), they can’t just jump over any items that will harm them, and they don’t work together against you. This brings the difficulty down to a much more comfortable level. New items are available as well: it’s now possible to get multiple shells or bananas at once, you can leave a fake item box as a trap, and there’s now a Spiny Shell which heads straight for the player in first place, hitting anyone along the way. The Spiny Shell has caused controversy amongst fans but, here at least, I don’t find it too intrusive. As before you can do time trails as well, but annoyingly it impossible to save your records on the Wii version.

I think this might be a case of taking one step forward, but two steps back. It’s all in good fun, but the original is very slightly better. Rating: 7.5/10

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Misunderstanding

I had better put a warning at the start of this anecdote. I’m not writing about anything sexually explicit that actually happened, but this anecdote will contain the suggestion of sexually explicit activity, so, you have been warned! I hope I don’t damage the family friendly image of this blog.
    In 2009 I was in one of my GCSE Media Studies classes. These classes were very nice, and I shared them with my friend George Moore, but, I think he must have been away on this day, because I can’t remember him being here while this happened. Or, maybe he was there and he just didn’t do anything.
    Back then I had a pair of trousers which had broken pockets. They’d been hanging up on the clothes line and the dog had decided to eat the pockets for whatever reason, and so there was just a hole in them. If I were to put my hand into my pocket, I’d just end up touching my leg, so, as I’m sure you can imagine they weren’t awfully handy. It did have its upsides though.
    During that particular Media lesson, I had an itch on my leg, so, using the pocket hole, I could just scratch it directly. What a nice relief.
    “Woah, Adam, what are you doing?” said a student behind me.
    “Oh, I’ve just got an itchy leg. I was scratching it,” I said.
    “No you weren’t,” he said. “You were just masturbating!”
    “I hardly think that would be appropriate for school, would it?” I said. I pulled my hand out of my pocket and the hole in it was revealed.
    “You’ve even cut a hole in your pocket. That’s disgusting.” And he did seem quite disgusted.
    “No, it’s not disgusting! Don’t worry, I really was just scratching my leg,” I said, trying to reassure him.
    “Everyone, Adam was just masturbating in the middle of class!” he shouted. A lot of people turned to look at me.
    Now, this is why I don’t think George was there that day, I’m sure he’d have had something to say about it. He’d probably have defended me. Indeed, the class was mainly full of people I didn’t know very well and there were lots of disapproving remarks.
    “I really wasn’t,” I said, a little sadly. There was one person in the class who I had a blossoming friendship with. Surely she would believe me?
    “That’s really disgusting Adam.”
    I guess not.

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Super Mario Kart

PictureI’m sure that everybody’s familiar with the Mario Kart series in one way or another, and this is the game that started it all. In its first instalment, the series isn’t quite what it would later become, but this is still a good game.

Presumably due to the limitations of the time, there is only a selection of eight characters: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad, Yoshi, Koopa, Bowser and Donkey Kong Jr. The small number of characters doesn’t really bother me very much though, and I’m actually quite pleased that you can be Donkey Kong Jr. (who at the time of writing has never returned to the series.) There are, however, twenty different race courses which is quite a nice number. While one or two of the tracks may have similar aesthetics, they all have layouts that make them different enough for me to enjoy them as unique experiences.

The single player mode gives you the option of two different classes, 50cc and 100cc, (and a time trail mode) with one being easier than the other and each having a handful of cups to win. I had a lot of fun racing through 50cc mode with the only potential downside being that it was perhaps too easy. There were several times when I lapped the racer who was in last place. Then I started doing the cups at 100cc. All of a sudden, things seemed to be quite challenging. I certainly wasn’t lapping anybody any more. But it was all in good fun. Once that’s done (and I hope this won’t be considered a spoiler) you unlock 150cc mode which, for me, was an absolutely insane level of difficulty.

The CPU racers in this game work in a way which, on 150cc mode, can be extremely frustrating. You see, each racer isn’t out to win; each racer is out to ensure that they will come in their designated position and that you will come last. So it’s very much a case of you against them. They also don’t seem to be slowed by going off-road, whereas you are slowed very significantly.

But that’s not all. Most significantly they have an unlimited supply of items. In the game, you go over item boxes and then get something which will help you in that race (a mushroom to go faster, a shell to throw at other racers) but the CPUs don’t get anything from item boxes because they all have an infinite number of one kind of item which matches their character (often ones you cannot use yourself). For example, Donkey Kong Jr. has unlimited bananas which he’ll drop to make you skid out of control if you’re behind, or throw ahead of you, if you’re in front of him.

Does that seem a fair trade for your scattered access to every item? Well, I’m afraid it isn’t. Mario and Luigi have unlimited stars, and that means they have unlimited invincibility and merely touching them will make you skid out. Oh, and it makes them go faster too. You’d think that the annoying thing would be the fact that you’d then be unable to slow them down with your own items, wouldn’t you? Well, every CPU character can just jump really high in the air to avoid any items anyway, so, you’ll probably miss them half the time! You lack this magic jump power, by the way.

But I don’t want to give this game a bad review. It is still a good game. There’s also a multiplayer mode which will probably be the main feature for anybody who has somebody to play with. Playing with a friend is very fun and it suffers from none of the downsides that the single player mode occasionally does. There’s also a ‘Battle Mode’ where two players can fight against one another in their karts, using the items. It’s sad that only two people can play together, but it’s good fun even with two.

This is a game that’s definitely worth a try, but its later difficulty can’t be understated. Rating: 8.5/10

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Who on Earth is Tom Baker? by Tom Baker

PictureAs you may be able to guess from the title, this book is the autobiography of Tom Baker, the actor best known for his portrayal of the Fourth Doctor on Doctor Who. His version of the Doctor is known for being a rather comedic, and from reading this it seems very clear that this stems from Tom himself as the majority of the book is written in a rather humorous style.

However, despite its light tone, the book actually covers some very depressing subject matter. He talks a lot about struggling with suicidal thoughts, of never having been able to form significant bonds with others, of acts of self-harm and various other things of that kind. I remember reading a line, and smiling because I thought it was funny, but then immediately afterwards feeling awful because it was a joke about a very serious thing that actually happened. But since the sufferer made the joke, I guess that makes it a little less bad? Maybe.

But, of course, it’s not only depressing. What I quite liked is the fact that it seems that when Doctor Who came into his life, it was at the point when he was at his absolute lowest. It’s presented as a kind of shining beacon which gave meaning to his life, and I find it nice that the show is something that was very important to his life. As a fan of Doctor Who, it pleases me that it was of some special significance to one of its main actors, rather than just being one of many jobs. At the same time, you have to feel a bit sorry for him though, when he speaks about the difficulties of typecasting.

So, I think this book is worth buying for anybody who has an interest in Tom Baker. There are some excellent facts about the making of Doctor Who and I certainly enjoyed finding out about his life, which has been full of unusual happenings. He lived through the blitz, he lived as a monk, he went into the army, and, of course, was a successful actor. As I’m sure you can tell, that makes for some very good reading. Sadly, the ending seems a bit sudden, but then again I guess it must be awfully hard to end an autobiography when you’re still living the story it’s telling.

Rating: 8.3/10

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Three Good Writers

Monique Berry the editor of Perspectives magazine recently alerted me to the fact that they had an open submission for stories told from the point of view of inanimate objects. I thought I may as well write something for it, and thought about it over the next day or so. I remembered after a little while that my good friend Sophie had actually written a rather nice story about a sentient couple of shoes, and so I suggested she should submit it as I’d rather enjoyed it. Sadly, she didn’t seem to think it was as good as I did, but eventually she decided to send it in anyway. It was around this time that I was also talking about it to my other good friend, Oscar Taylor-Kent and he told me that he had written a few stories from the point of view of inanimate objects, and asked whether they would reprint stories that bad been posted elsewhere. I told him no because I believed that to be true, but then later felt awful because I was wrong. Importantly, he still sent his story in in time, so Oscar, Sophie and I had all sent pieces of writing to the same place.
    And guess what? We all got published and our stories are in the issue of Perspectives that was published today! Why not go and read it? Oscar’s story is a dark comedy written from the point of view of a cactus, with a sense of humour so dry it perfectly suits the desert setting. Sophie, as I mentioned above, wrote about shoes, and it’s a whimsical tale with some rather sweet characters and it isn’t without its own dose of humour either. Oh, and I wrote a story about a photograph, or something.
    The cherry on the cake that is this happy little story is that Monique was so pleased that I had gotten two other people to submit to the magazine and that both of them were of publishing-level quality, that she’s sending us all gifts in the mail! How nice.

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Art Exam

I’ve always wanted to be good at making visual art, so, I guess it should be no surprise that I chose Art as one of my GCSE options. I had hoped that the classes would help me to become a good artist, but as far as I remember every class pretty much went along the lines of “use this hour to do some art” without any real direction.
    So, sadly, I didn’t really learn anything in those classes. Still, I enjoyed them nonetheless because in the seating plan I was next to my friend Sarah so I spent most of the classes just talking to her while I worked on several different A1 pieces of work. A day with an art class in it, to me, was just a day with an extra free hour in it. I had to go into the class, but otherwise I had nothing to do.
    Anyway, one day I was at home, almost ready for bed, when I remembered that the next day was the art exam. The exam was ten hours long and was done for five hours over two days and you had to draw something on a big A1 sheet of paper. What I’d forgotten, however, was that I needed to bring in an original photograph which I owned the copyright of. Back then I wasn’t really into photography, so, I didn’t have a backlog I could just take something from. So, what I had to do was print off my Bebo display picture (which was a photograph of me). For those who don’t know, back in 2008 Bebo was an immensely popular social networking site.
    I arrived with the little picture of myself and then spent the next ten hours turning it into an A1 sized self-portrait. Actually, it only took me about three hours and then I was finished, but I still had to be there for the full ten. Thankfully, I had a few episodes of The Waltons safe on my iPod, so I watched them all. It’s probably the most unusual exam I’ve ever done (so far!). Why yes, I did get an E grade at the end? How did you guess?

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Fizzy Drinks

I don’t really drink much beside my favourite drink, water. I always have my Trusty Water Bottle with me and, throughout the day, I am always drinking a little bit, so I never really get thirsty. Having said that, occasionally I’ll find myself craving a fizzy drink. The problem is, I don’t like fizzy drinks. I can just about stomach Diet Coke, Dandelion and Burdock and Appletiser, but most of the others make me feel sick pretty quickly. Yet I still want them from time to time.
    Maybe one day I’ll be thinking to myself “A Dr. Pepper would be nice tonight” and I’ll look fondly on the days when I liked Dr. Pepper and think that it could be like that again. Of course, on these rare times that I get these cravings I don’t like it once I get it, but I get one every time all the same (silly old me). I’ll enjoy the first sip, of course, and probably even the seventh sip too, but I can never manage a whole bottle. It’s usually about 1/3 of the 500ml bottle, at most, that I manage.
    Last time a thought occurred to me: how come they barely have any drinks in cans these days? I can usually manage a can (not always) but then, nearly every drink seems only to come in a huge bottle. I have to wonder why this is. Have people always wanted more than a mere can and moved towards the bigger bottles? Or have companies moved towards the bottles and phased out the cans in order to earn more money? I mean, the fact that I buy them just proves that it will work. I miss cans.

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Writers’ Guilt

Recently, the author of Irregular Webcomic wrote a very interesting blog post about including politics within his work. He explained that he made a conscious effort not to include anything of that kind because he wanted his work to have a universal appeal and, also, because he didn’t want his work to become ‘preachy’. He explained that he often felt extremely guilty about it because he felt he should be ‘fighting to change the world’ or something along those lines. Despite the fact that I like to make my political beliefs clear in my work, it’s a feeling I completely relate to. While I do promote my views, I often wonder whether or not I’m doing enough. Perhaps every writer feels that way, no matter how much or how little they do for their cause?
    In the end, I don’t think that it’s something writers should worry about. You can have a masterpiece which really pushes societal expectations, or you can have one which does nothing to comment on politics. Though, having said that, when we look to the past we find that it is the progressive pieces, the one which challenged their societies, which are the ones which have remained popular. But I’m not sure whether this is because the author is being very progressive, or because the novel is doing something new (“A woman doing X? What an interesting story idea!” for example). Perhaps a progressive attitude is more likely to produce original artworks? I’m not sure. But, either way, I don’t think writing needs to have something to say about our world in order to be of value.

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Dreamy Bus Ride

It was December 2011. I was rather tired and, as I so often am in these anecdotes, I was riding on a bus. I think it must have been one of those days when I had to get up at 6 a.m. because I wasn’t normally so tired. Now, of course, buses are so incredibly comfortable and relaxing, so, riding on one while sleepy is very likely to make you doze off.
    I kept switching between dreaming and waking, and dreams seemed to be merging with reality. There were lots of posters up on the walls and I kept thinking that the words were flying off the paper towards me, then I’d blink myself back into real life and I’d realise that, of course, those letters weren’t actually flying around. That wasn’t the only thing I dreamt though. I was also sure that I was riding the bus along with David Tubb and, indeed, in the dream I was quite deep into a conversation with him. I think I was talking to him about how I kept thinking the words were coming off the wall.
    Then I blinked myself back again. I looked to my right, wanting to say something else to David, but instead there was just an old woman and she didn’t look especially amused. Oh. How sad. And I was very sad, because the dream had seemed very real. Imagine if you were out having a nice time with one of your best friends and then all of a sudden they vanished into thin air! It wouldn’t be very nice. Like you’re having a lovely warm shower on a cold winter’s day and then the water suddenly stops. So then I had to enjoy the rest of my bus ride alone, which is an awfully silly thing to say, since I actually enjoyed the entirety of the trip alone. I wonder if I was sleep-talking to the woman next to me?
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