Super Mario Odyssey

As much as the quality of the series remained relatively high, I have to say that by 2017, Mario’s games had started to become a little predictable. Sure, there’d be a new power-up or something like that, but you’d know what you were in for with each new instalment. Standard platforming fun around the Mushroom Kingdom which you’d grown to know so well over the years. There were never any really exciting surprises, but it was nice, comfortable and familiar. This all changed with Super Mario Odyssey.

Yes, once again Bowser has kidnapped Princess Peach and you have to travel across the lands in order to rescue her, but this time it’s a very different journey. Instead of simply kidnapping Peach, Bowser actually wants to force her to marry him this time and so has steals artifacts from all over the world. As you chase after them and retrieve these items, you head to many corners of the world into which Mario has never ventured before.

But before I get into the worlds that Mario explores, I need to tell you about an important new character: Cappy. Mario’s iconic hat is destroyed in the opening of the game, only for him to then team up with a spirit called Cappy who merges with his old hat. Cappy gives Mario the ability to throw his hat like a boomerang and use his hat in lots of other cool ways – most significantly, he can now throw his hat onto enemies to take control of them.

The ability to ‘capture’ enemies like this, provides a huge amount of variety in gameplay. You can posses a tyrannosaurus rex and go on a rampage, you can possess a Para-Goomba and fly around the stage, you can possess a Cheep-Cheep to explore the ocean without the need for air, you can possess a Bullet Bill and launch yourself into cracked walls to destroy them. There are quite a lot of things you get to possess and it’s really fun to get a feel for playing as all of these different creatures. Later in the game, this is used in some really significant and amazing ways – I’d not like to spoil it, but I was so excited when I first got to these bits…

On top of the new abilities that Cappy brings to the table, you get to explore huge, beautiful worlds quite unlike anything we’ve seen in the series before. There are expansive desserts, open forests, frozen landscapes, beautiful beaches and even a realistic city. It’s not one big open world, but instead you fly between them in a ship called the Odyssey. Each world is filled with Power Moons which you get by completing various tasks and these moons power the Odyssey, so the more you have the further you can fly – opening up more worlds. You can also buy souvenirs along the way to decorate the interior of your ship.

What I like so much about this game is that each world really feels like a ‘world’. You’re not just avoiding enemies and jumping across platforms to reach the end of an obstacle course, you’re exploring locations with a history behind them and interacting with a cast of wacky characters who are just getting on with their lives. It all feels so much more immersive and I love the excitement that exploring these places provides.

My favourite is New Donk City – this is the realistic city I mentioned above. It looks a lot like New York City and is full of references to the Donkey Kong series. There are streets named after Diddy Kong, Dixie Kong and even King K. Rool. Most excitingly, Pauline herself is mayor of the city and it’s implied that this city may even be the location of her kidnapping by the original Donkey Kong all those years ago… it’s a real treat for the fans.

And this whole game is full of delightful references for fans of the series. One other new feature is that Mario is now able to change his clothes. There are so many outfits to unlock and just about every one of them is a reference to one of his past adventures. I was particularly excited when I saw that one of his outfits was a reference to the game Qix – you may never have even heard of it, but it nicely highlights how comprehensive they were in choosing the outfits!

In the past, Super Mario 64 DS had been my favourite 3D Mario adventure. I thought that would probably always be the case, because it had nostalgia on its side, but it has finally been dethroned. This is the Mario game I always wanted. It has a lot in common with games like Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie and as I love them enormously, it was no surprise that I loved this too. I think what really says a lot, is that this is a game I can happily play just walking around the levels and doing nothing in particular. Only the best of the best can achieve that.

Rating: 9.8/10

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The Joy in Order

I’m writing today’s blog post much later than I had planned to do so, and do you know why? It’s because I started making a spreadsheet. I was having so much fun, I simply could not draw myself away to start writing a blog post – and the funny thing is, I like writing blog posts!

For a while now, I’ve felt like this website needs better archives for things – especially its reviews. You may have spotted that I have posted updated archive posts for each of the different video game franchises I’ve reviewed. On all of those, I’ve made a table which shows the year the game was released, the title and the score I gave it (along with a link, of course.) Just before bed last night, I had a great idea: why not make a huge table which lists every book that I’ve reviewed here? The excitement of the idea almost kept me from sleeping.

So today I started making this table. Adding the title, the author’s name, the year of publication, the type of book (e.g. novel, anthology, etc.) and finally my score. I have to say, adding a new thing onto this table was like eating out of a box of chocolates. “I’ll just add one more,” I’d tell myself, only to still be doing it half an hour later. But that’s where my comparison falls flat – it’s hard to stop eating chocolates, but eventually my stomach hurts from eating too much and I have to stop – but when it comes to updating a spreadsheet, nothing ever starts hurting, I love doing it and I can never stop. I never have to.

Eventually, I just had to close the tab, because it was getting late and sooner or later I’d spend so much time listing books I’ve read that it would cut into the time I have for actual reading! But it’s interesting, isn’t it? Why is it so satisfying to list things on spreadsheets and make lists? I can’t really explain. I guess, in a way, it now makes all reading activities feel like part of one big over-arching interconnected task, which is quite appealing, but generally speaking I struggle to explain the raw animalistic thrill I get from making spreadsheets and lists of things.

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Pokémon reviews:

Nintendo’s hugely beloved and insanely addictive RPG series, based around catching and training a myriad of fantastical creatures.
YearGameScore
1998Pokémon Red Version & Pokémon Blue Version9.6/10
1998Pokémon Yellow Version9.6/10
1999Super Smash Bros. ¹6/10
1999Pokémon Snap8.9/10
1999Pokémon Gold Version & Pokémon Silver Version9.7/10
2001Super Smash Bros. Melee ²9.5/10
2004Pokémon FireRed Version & Pokémon LeafGreen Version9.6/10
2008Super Smash Bros. Brawl ³9.5/10
2008My Pokémon Ranch8/10
2010Pokémon Black Version & Pokémon White Version9.5/10
2013Pokémon X & Pokémon Y9.1/10
2013Puzzle Swap7/10
2014Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS8.9/10
2015Pokémon Shuffle8.3/10
2015Super Mario Maker9.4/10
2016Pokémon Sun & Pokémon Moon9.3/10

Connected Series:

Footnotes:

  1. Pikachu and Jigglypuff are playable characters and there is a stage based on the series.
  2. Various Pokémon are playable and there are multiple stages based on the series.
  3. Various Pokémon are playable and there are multiple stages based on the series.
  4. Xerneas and Yveltal appear in one of the game’s puzzles.
  5. Various Pokémon are playable and there are multiple stages based on the series.
  6. Various Pokémon are playable via Mystery Mushroom.
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Starting a New Book

Vigilant readers may have noticed that it has been quite a while since I last posted a book review here. There is a reason for this. I have three books that I’m reading at once: one actual book, one on my Kindle and one on my 3DS. Having three on the go at once is quite useful, because it means that if one of them isn’t that great, I don’t grow tired of reading entirely, because I can focus more on one of the other two, while slowly making my way through the more boring one so that it still gets read.

However, as foolproof as this system may sound, I very recently discovered that there was a possibility I had never considered: what if I end up reading a boring book on all three platforms? Well, I know the answer to that question and it’s this: I end up reading much less and then am unable to keep up with my bi-weekly book reviews. Once I start a book, I always make sure to see it through to the end – which is good and bad. Sometimes my opinion of what had initially seemed boring turns around as I come to the end, but other times I find myself slogging through an unenjoyable book with no payoff. Ulysses by James Joyce is a good example of this.

Anyway, the good news is, I finished a book today! I started something shortly after and right away, I loved it. I want to read beyond the designated reading hour I had in the day and it felt so good to feel that way again, because after spending so long with unengaging books, it was something I hadn’t felt in quite a long time. It’s a shame because that’s actually a pretty great feeling and I missed it… but I guess now I appreciate it all the more! Plus, it helps because my renewed enthusiasm for reading in general means that I can more easily make my way through the more boring books – which probably doesn’t make sense to non-readers, but think of it like this: bad books are not good exercise for the brain’s reading muscle, but good ones are, so now my reading muscle is being exercised properly again and I can make more progress with everything.

Starting a new, good book after finishing a chore of read feels amazing – even better than starting a good book after a good book would do. That’s one nice role that boring books play. Sadly, the bad news is that the boring book I finished was just one of the books of The Bible and I’m not going to review them individually, just one of the whole thing, so I’ll still be book reviewless for a short while!

Still, it’s great to be enjoying reading again! Its like reuniting with an old friend…

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The Legend of Zelda reviews:

Nintendo’s amazing action adventure fantasy series. One of the best and most beloved gaming franchises of all time.
YearGameScore
1986The Legend of Zelda8.6/10
1987Zelda II: The Adventure of Link8.4/10
1991The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past9.2/10
1993The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening9.3/10
1995Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy’s Kong Quest ¹10/10
1996Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars ²9.4/10
1998The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time9.5/10
1999Super Smash Bros. ³6/10
2000The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask9.5/10
2001The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons9.1/10
2001The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages7.9/10
2001Super Smash Bros. Melee9.5/10
2002Super Mario Sunshine9/10
2002The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker9.4/10
2003WarioWare, Inc.: Minigame Mania8.9/10
2003Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga8.5/10
2004Donkey Kong Country 2 (Game Boy Advance) ⁸9.7/10
2004WarioWare: Twisted!9.3/10
2004The Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap9.3/10
2006Tetris DS ¹⁰9.4/10
2006The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess9.4/10
2007The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass8.9/10
2008Super Smash Bros. Brawl ¹¹9.5/10
2009PiCOPiCT ¹²N/A
2009The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks8.9/10
2011Puzzle Swap ¹³7/10
2011The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D9.6/10
2011The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword9.2/10
2012Nintendo Land ¹⁴8.7/10
2013The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker HD9.4/10
2013The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds9.4/10
2013NES Remix ¹⁵8.3/10
2014Hyrule Warriors9.4/10
2014Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS ¹⁶8.9/10
2014Mario Kart 8 ¹⁷9.6/10
2014Super Smash Bros. for Wii U ¹⁸6.4/10
2015Super Mario Maker ¹⁹9.4/10
2016Hyrule Warriors Legends9.4/10
2016Nintendo Badge Arcade ²⁰9/10
2016Animal Crossing: New Leaf – Amiibo Welcome ²¹9.6/10
2017The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild9.9/10

Spin-offs:

  • Tingle

Connected Series:

Footnotes:

  1. Link has a minor cameo as one of Cranky Kong’s Video Game Heroes.
  2. Link has a minor cameo at Rose Town Inn.
  3. Link is a playable character and there is a stage based on the series.
  4. Link, Young Link, Zelda and Ganondorf are all playable characters and there are some stages based on the series.
  5. The Running Man appears (disguised) as a non-playable character.
  6. Link has a minor playable cameo in a microgame.
  7. A Stalfos has a very minor cameo in a mini game.
  8. Link reprises his minor cameo as one of Cranky Kong’s Video Game Heroes.
  9. Link has a minor playable cameo in a microgame.
  10. Link and other characters and elements from the series appear in various game modes.
  11. Link, Toon Link, Zeda and Ganondorf are all playable characters and there are multiple stages based on the series.
  12. The Legend of Zelda characters appear once certain levels are beaten.
  13. Zelda characters appear in several puzzles.
  14. A new game, The Legend of Zelda: Battle Quest, is included.
  15. Elements from the original Legend of Zelda are remixed into new scenarios.
  16. Link, Toon Link, Sheik, Zelda and Ganondorf are playable and there are two stages based on the series.
  17. Link is a playable character and there is a race track in Hyrule (via DLC.)
  18. Link, Toon Link, Sheik, Zelda and Ganondorf are playable and there are three stages based on the series, plus two additional DLC stages.
  19. Several characters from the series are playable via Mystery Mushroom.
  20. To celebrate the series’ 30th anniversary, a set of badges depicting characters from The Legend of Zelda interacting with other Nintendo characters was released.
  21. Wolf Link, Ganon, Epona and Medli all appear as villagers in this game, along with a range of pieces of clothing and furniture from the series.
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The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

With a lot of long-running video game franchises, we really love the instalments we play as children and consider them our favourites. We then enjoy the games which come later, but never feel like the later games reach the heights of the earlier ones. This happens with me quite a lot and was certainly the case with the Zelda series. My number one favourite was either Ocarina of Time or Majora’s Mask and I honestly thought that was always going to be the case – in part, due to nostalgia. With this in mind, what I’m about to say is quite a big deal: Breath of the Wild is my favourite Zelda game.

But I have to admit, I wasn’t won over right away. When I first started playing it, I was overwhelmed. I was kind of having fun, but I thought to myself “This doesn’t feel like Zelda. This is too open. I don’t know what to do or how things work. This is unfamiliar and I’m not sure I’ll get used to it.” I see a lot of people whose final thoughts on the game are similar to my first impressions, but I am pleased to say that my opinion soon turned around.

This is the most open the series has ever been and it does take some getting used to. The first game was pretty open, but it still required you to collect certain items to do certain things and had general order to it. With Breath of the Wild, you could literally head straight to the final boss immediately after the tutorial. It would be ridiculously hard, but it’s possible.

At it’s core, the game is all about getting Link ready to face Ganon. You explore the lands and do everything you can to make yourself stronger. Maybe you try and find really strong armor, maybe you try and find the strongest weapon, maybe you create lots of potions so you can endlessly heal yourself, or maybe you do the game’s dungeons so that you can unlock powerful magic.

There are lots of things you can do, all of them geared around making Link stronger. There are ‘shrines’ hidden around the world and if you find one, you’ve got a small challenge to complete (some simply fighting an enemy, some complex puzzles) and the reward for doing so is a Spirit Orb – Spirit Orbs are exchanged for an increase to your maximum health, or an increase to your maximum storage.

You can also follow the path of the main story, which has you entering the four Divine Beasts in order to rid them of evil. These are four giant mechanical monsters and their insides are dungeons. Getting to them involves working with different groups of people, including the Gerudo, Zoras, Rito and Gorons. It’s nice that all of the main groups play an equally important role in the story.

Whatever you decide to do, there’s a whole fully fleshed out world to get to grips with as you do it. You can harvest vegetables and learn how cooking works, harvest other resources and learn how to make potions. You can even figure out how to tame horses and other creatures. But you’ll probably spend the most time experimenting with the physics – you can interact with the world by creating pillars of ice out of water, freezing items and enemies in time, creating bombs and moving things with a magnet. This allow for near endless possibilities.

I think what I love most about Breath of the Wild, is how beautiful and immersive its world is. There are times where I’d literally stop moving so that I could take in the scenery and listening to the ambient sounds of nature. Often there isn’t even any background music, just wind blowing, birds singing and insects chirping, but when there is it’s some wonderfully minimalist piano pieces. Just walking around and exploring is so relaxing. What makes this even more amazing is that you can literally go anywhere (other than past invisible walls at the far ends of the massive map) – you can look to the horizon in every direction and you can explore every inch of the land you can see.

There’s so much to see and so much to do. As well as the shrines that are hidden everywhere, there are mini-bosses scattered all around, ruins and treasures to discover, people in peril to protect, Great Fairies hiding away, towns and villages to discover, the remains of iconic locations from previous games in the series, forests and fields full of wildlife, mountains to climb, rivers to sail, resources and vegetables to gather and cook and so much more.

Overall, I’ve gotten 160 hours out of this game so far and I can’t remember the last time a game provided me with that much entertainment. Beyond the main game, you’ve also got DLC, which expands upon the story – it doesn’t continue the story, unfortunately, but adds more to what you have and provides lots of enjoyable new challenges and items to gather. Considering I loved all of it so much, I was happy to pay to extend my time with it.

If you’re an unsure Zelda fan, I recommend giving it a try or sticking to it. I realise my initial negativity was just a reluctance to accept change – but everything must change and this is definitely a change for the better. If you’ve never tried the series before, this would be a great place to start! I envy those who haven’t played, because I would so love the opportunity to discover Hyrule all over again.

Rating: 9.9/10

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The Magic of Life

I’m friends with a lot of writers and I have to say, that in general, I really like to spend my time and form bonds with people who write. Don’t get me wrong, some of my very best friends are non-writers and my relationships with them are no less valuable, but there’s a distinct quality in writers that I like very much indeed.

The distinct quality I am referring to, is the ability of writer’s to see the magic of life. And I know what you’re thinking: what a load of cliched nonsense. What am I? An inspirational quote on Facebook followed by ‘share if you agree’? And as much as it is a bit cheesy and not something which is true in all cases, it is something that I’ve observed in a number of people.

I find that writers are more likely to appreciate the beauty and poetry of places and situations. They tend to appreciate sentimentality – especially when I find creative ways to express it, which is good because I love doing that. Social events with writers are ‘adventures’ and they tend to make sure that you share unique experiences with them – they tend to make nice gestures too. You also have the unique opportunity of seeing how their minds and thoughts work, when you get to read some of what they have written.

The fact that they see the magic of life, helps me to see the magic of life too and I feel like it’s two parts of a circuit; I am a writer myself, after all. I think when we come together, we bring out the creativity in one another, provide each other with the opportunity to bounce ideas around and really let our ‘writer’ personas let loose. Writers are wonderful and I’m glad to know so many of them.

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Sonic the Hedgehog reviews:

The many adventures of Sega’s iconic platforming mascot.
YearGameScore
1991Sonic the Hedgehog5.9/10
1992Sonic the Hedgehog 28.1/10
1993Sonic the Hedgehog CD8.5/10
1994Sonic 3 & Knuckles9/10
1998Sonic Adventure8.9/10
2001Sonic Adventure 28.7/10
2003Sonic Heroes6/10
2006Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic 06)6/10
2007Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games5.7/10
2008Super Smash Bros. Brawl ¹9.5/10
2008Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood7/10
2010Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing9/10
2013Sonic Dash8.2/10
20133D Sonic the Hedgehog8.9/10
2014Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS ²8.9/10
2014Puzzle Swap ³7/10
2015Sonic Runners8.7/10
2015Super Mario Maker9.4/10

Connected Series:

Footnotes:

  1. Sonic is a playable character and there is a stage based on the series.
  2. Sonic is a playable character and there is a stage based on the series.
  3. Sonic characters appear in a puzzle based on the series.
  4. Sonic is a playable character via Mystery Mushroom.
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Me Then vs. Me Now

This blog recently passed it’s eighth anniversary and I had a retrospective blog post planned to mark the occasion… But then I forgot. I don’t want to wait until May 2020 to write this post, so I’m just writing it a little past the milestone.

What’s quite nice for me is to reflect upon how I’ve changed since I started this blog. Here’s a few positive comparisons:

  • Back then my writing style was much weaker, but now it’s strengthened significantly due to eight years of regular writing. You just need to look at some of my earlier posts to see the improvement.
  • Back then I hated meeting in groups and would often experience social anxiety when in such situations, but now social anxiety almost never effects me at all.
  • Back then I was underweight, now I am a healthy weight.
  • Back then I had only a very small number of friends, now I have had the opportunity to form close bonds with a number of people across the country.
  • Back then I had never written professionally, now I have very many times.
  • Back then I had no university education, now I have a 2:1 Creative Writing BA.
  • Back then I had no real professional experience whatsoever, now I have a five year career in digital marketing.
  • Back then I had never met any of the cast of The Waltons, now I’ve met two!
  • Back then I had never had a friend round for a sleepover – now I have twice!
  • Back then I used to have negative attitudes about sex and the human body – now I have healthy and positive perspectives.
  • Back then I had never been to Nando’s, now I’ve been very many times.
  • Back then I didn’t have a blog, but now I have one I’ve been updating regularly for eight years.

There are so many wonderful changes which have occurred in the last eight years. I thought I’d stop the list there because I had probably covered enough points already, but there’s so much more I could have said. It makes me excited about what I’ll have to reflect on in eight years on my blog’s sixteenth anniversary….

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Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games

Mario and Sonic the Hedgehog are two of the biggest icons in gaming history and, for a long time, had been rivals too. As the gaming landscape changed, Sega and Nintendo stopped working against one another and started to build a more collaborative relationship and eventually a game featuring both of these franchises coming together was possible.

But as much as Mario and Sonic meeting one another was highly anticipated, I don’t think anybody could have predicted that they’d first meet on the fields of the 2008 Beijing Olympics – but that’s what happened. I remember when I first saw some screen shots in a magazine and I genuinely thought that it was a joke. It was so absurd that I didn’t believe it could be real – but of course it was.

Essentially, the whole game is based around using the Wii Remote to play Olympic games as characters from both the Super Mario and Sonic the Hedgehog series. They’re mostly pretty realistic and have very few fantastical elements. Using the Wii Remote so much actually gets a bit tiring sometimes – it also is a bit annoying where certain movements don’t work properly. Sometimes no matter how hard I waggle, my character won’t run fast enough.

The controls in generally aren’t that great. Sometimes I just shake the Wii Remote to make them move (like in running or swimming) and other times I swipe it downwards to throw (e.g. a javelin) or upwards to jump (e.g. long jump). It doesn’t feel like there’s any skill or technique to these things – sometimes it works and you win, sometimes it doesn’t and you lose. The skeet event felt ridiculously hard to get right as well.

Some events make use of the more interesting elements of the Mario & Sonic universes. My favourite of these is Dream Race, which is essentially a footrace version of Mario Kart – the problem is that there’s only one track. I also enjoyed Dream Platform, which had you diving through the sky and collecting items and rings. Both were fun, but pretty basic.

In any of the events, you can play as either Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Peach, Daisy, Wario, Waluigi, Bower, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Blaze, Vector, Shadow and Eggman – it’s a nice selection (though I was a little sad that Donkey Kong was not present) and this is really why I play the game. I love watching these strangely proportioned characters take part in realistic Olympic events. Watching Bowser or Wario sprinting and jumping over hurdles is hilarious – as is watching Eggman propel his body through the air for the high jump. Because of his awkward body shape, I actually think I love being Eggman the most. But if it wasn’t for these beloved characters, I wouldn’t be all that interested in this otherwise mediocre game.

Basically, this is just some Olympic events playable with the Wii Remote with some popular characters pasted onto it. I really like the idea that the Olympics bring people together and that’s why Mario and Sonic are playing together after all these years – but that’s all it is, a nice idea. I played until I had unlocked and played every event, but honestly you will probably get bored after the first hour or so. You never unlock anything that good (other than Dream Platform). It could have been a lot better and I love what they were trying to do, but I can’t really recommend this too highly. I wish we got to see more interactions between the characters, I wish there had been more overall substances to it. I wish the loading screens weren’t so slow and so frequent. I wish there wasn’t so much untapped potential in this game…

Rating: 5.7/10

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