Winter

Lately, I’ve had a few people despairingly say to me that winter is coming soon and that already summer is coming to its end. Now, it is slightly disappointing that we’ll soon be losing the long days and warmth of the summer, but winter is, in my opinion, underappreciated.
    As such, I’ve decided to use today’s blog entry to talk all about the things that we can look forward to in the months to come. I think the most obvious appeal of winter, is that this is the time of year that contains Christmas, and with Christmas comes the joys of finding great gifts for all your close friends and family, and of course, on the flip side of that point, the joys of receiving great gifts from close friends and family. But rather than focusing on all the really great things about Christmas, I’ll talk about good things that apply more generally just to winter.
    Firstly, during the summer, it’s often so hot at night, that it takes up a large amount of time simply trying to get cool and comfortable before you can sleep, but in the winter, the whole bed is comfortable and you’ll spend a good part of the day looking forward to its warm embrace in the night. Sleeping isn’t as relaxing at any other time of year as it is during winter.
    Secondly, when it doesn’t get dark until around 9 p.m. or 10 p.m., don’t you begin to miss ever having a walk in the darkness? I don’t know, perhaps this point only applies to me, but I think that there’s something that’s strangely peaceful about being out in the dark… Especially when it’s cold out too. Plus, there’s the pleasure of coming into a nice warm house (where all of your favourite things are) which can never be enjoyed during the summer.
    Finally, there’s snow during winter. This may seem like a rather bad point, I mean, after all, snow is a problem: it stops mobility, is very cold and will eventually be very slippery. But there’s a thrill, at least in my case, that you’ll always get when you open your curtains in the morning and find the world covered in pure white snow.
    I hope this has cheered up those of you who are miserable about the end of summer, and I’d also like to apologise for posting this entry so late!
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Suicide Girl

I’m not sure if I’ve mentioned it before on this blog (if I have, I’m sorry for repeating myself) but a lot of random strangers add me on Facebook, MSN and all of those kinds of sites that I’m a member of. One day, roughly a year ago, I was happily on my laptop and not really doing anything in particular. Then, when I signed onto MSN I found that I had a new friend request (or whatever it’s called when it’s on MSN.)

I accepted the mysterious friend request (assuming that it was somebody I knew in real life who had yet to add me on there) and almost immediately this person (who I later learned was female, but I won’t put their name) began talking to me. It turns out this girl was somebody who was planning on killing themselves sometime soon (their boyfriend had left them or something) and they had chosen me, of all people, to be the person to persuade them not to do it. However, it did take me a while to figure out what exactly her intentions were… Here is a rough transcript (working from memory as usual) of how the conversation turned out:

Suicide Girl: Hey, can you overdose from aspirin?

Me: Well, I don’t think you can die (because I don’t think you’d be able to get a large enough number of them) but it’d probably make you sick. But nothing really to worry about.

Suicide Girl: Damn.

Me: Wait, I don’t think you understand what an overdose is. You don’t want to overdose!

Girl: Yes, I do.

Me: Usually when you say that somebody has overdosed, it means they actually died from taking too many drugs. It doesn’t mean getting some kind of high or anything.

Suicide Girl: I know what it means, I want to die.

Me: You shouldn’t want to die, what’s your reason for wanting to die?

Suicide Girl: My boyfriend left me after a long time, I loved him, now I have nobody. (I really can’t remember the exact details, but it was something like that.)

Me: How old are you?

Suicide Girl: 14. (She may have been a little older, I can’t remember properly.)

Me: Yes… Well I think I should tell you that it’s quite rare for people to find the love of their lives at such a young age. I’m sure you’ll find somebody else, you’ll be fine.

Suicide Girl: No I won’t I only love him, my life is meaningless now.

Me: I don’t suppose you’ve heard the song Everybody Hurts by REM have you?

Suicide Girl: No I haven’t.

Me: Well maybe you should listen to it (I pasted her a link to it on YouTube)

(The length of the song Everybody Hurts by REM later…)

Me: Still wanting to kill yourself?

Suicide Girl: No, I just feel numb.

Me: Goood 😀 heh heh heh.

And so that’s the story of the suicidal girl who decided I would be the one to stop her. I spoke to her regularly for a while after, to make sure she was alright long-term (and she was.) If you’re reading this and feeling suicidal, maybe you should talk to me, as this’ll show you, with the combined effort of myself and REM, you’ll be persuaded not too! Or, at least, I hope so.

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Always Plan Your Good Deeds

A couple of days ago I met up with a few of my friends at a local pub called The Great Western. It was a nice social affair (apart from my friends Elliott Egan and Mike Wing trying to teach me obscure and extremely explicit sexual manoeuvres) and I had a pretty good time. However, while there, I attempted to do something I perceived as a good deed, but it went terribly badly.

Here’s how it played out:
Elliott Egan: So anyway, to donkey punch a girl you have too…
Danielle Tyler: Can anybody lend me some money?
Me: (Thinking: Thank goodness for the distraction!) Yeah, of course, take what you want…
I then reached into the pocket of my jacket, grabbed my wallet, and threw it towards her. Unfortunately, I’m rather lacking in all hand-eye coordination skills and so my aim was rather off, so rather than landing nicely beside her (as I planned it to) it hit her glass of  drink and all spilled directly all over her and into her hand bag (probably ruining several of her things).
Dani then ran off with one of her friends, she was very angry and upset about it. She was alcoholically impaired at the time, so her reaction doesn’t accurately represent her usually gentle and imperturbable behaviour. A little while later, Dani returned, so I was eager to make my apology. This didn’t go quite as planned either:
Me: (I said this at the same time as Elliott Egan spoke, I’ll write what he said below my own words) Hey, I’m really sorry about spilling your drink I-
Egan: Hey Dani, pyjama party at Karma this Thursday, don’t go to Turkey go to-
Dani: (presumably to both of us) Darn off!
(In case you can’t tell, I’m using ‘darn’ to substitute a different four letter word, as I always do on this blog)

I’ve since been able to properly apologise to Danielle for being so clumsy, but I think you should take away from this the moral of the story: that you should never do anything erratically (like throwing a wallet to do a good deed) things only go well when you plan them out and do them nice and slowly.

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The Beatles

I’ve decided that I’ll use my entry for today to talk about my favourite band which, as I’m sure you can gather from the title, is The Beatles. Now, I may be wrong, but I’m fairly sure everybody likes at least one song by them. If you’re going to try and insist otherwise, perhaps you’re forgetting a song by them: I am the Walrus? Hey Jude? I Want to Hold Your Hand? All You Need is Love? You must like one of them!
    The reason, I think, that The Beatles are so good is down to the vast variety of styles in their songs. Perhaps you want a sad kind of song, then you listen to While My Guitar Gently Weeps, or a happy one, then you listen to Here Comes the Sun, or perhaps you’re a crazy person who likes weird avant-garde stuff, then you can listen to Revolution 9.
    Plus, aside from some of their earlier music, The Beatles do have a very particular style that encompasses all of their songs; the ‘sound’ of their music is very unique. Partly and this even includes the earliest things, I think this is down to the Liverpudlian accents, something not very often heard in music.
    But, other than just mindlessly praising The Beatles, I’ll use this entry so that I can tell you about some of their really good but lesser known songs. I won’t give you links, as I don’t think I legally can, but search for What’s the New Mary Jane, Not Guilty or Free as a Bird, I’m sure you’ll like at least one!
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Very Late Post: A Scary Story

Almost forgot to write an entry today but now, before I go to bed, I’ll tell you a short scary story….
    I’m sure you’re locked away peacefully in your bedrooms right now, a small area of light and safety, while outside the creatures of darkness crawl over the surface of the Earth… or something less poetic.
    But I’ve only just gotten home, and during my stroll I spotted a very weird person. I couldn’t really see them; they were covered completely by shadow and punching against the wall, which made a clanging noise. They just stood there and did that continuously, punching at regular intervals and standing perfectly still. I watched them as I walked by, and they didn’t stop this strange process even for a second. The whole time I was in the area, about five to ten minutes, I could hear him doing it.
I’m sure this was just some strange drunkard who wasn’t entirely sure what he was doing, nonetheless, he did seem rather creepy at the time.
    I apologise for a rather short and uninteresting entry, but I’m rather tired and can’t think up a full one at the moment.

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The Difficulty of Maintaining This Blog

As you, my readers, probably know, I update this blog with a new entry every single day and have done for about the last four months. I do actually enjoy writing every day and I’m glad that this blog ensures that I do.
    However, by forcing myself to write a new entry every single day it means that the majority of my entries are rather bad or mediocre at best, with only the rare one being noteworthy. Also, you may not know, but I also keep a journal and write short stories as well, but writing a new entry in this blog every day means that I have neglected doing them somewhat (especially my journal).
    As such, I’m considering updating the blog three or four times a week, rather than every day. This will hopefully mean that the quality of entries will increase and that I will have more time to spend on my other writing projects. I’ll still continue to write new entries every day for the rest of the month, but will probably reduce it to three a week from September 1st onward. If a lot of people will be unhappy about this, I’ll continue to do it every day, but I’m sure nobody will mind the reduction, it’ll mean no more terrible entries after all!
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Grave of the Fireflies

So I’ve decided that, from now on, I’ll occasionally review films as well as books, so this will be the first of, what I hope will eventually be, many film reviews.

Recently a friend of mine lent me the DVD of the English dub of Grave of the Fireflies. For those who haven’t heard of it (which would have included me until I borrowed it) it’s an animated Japanese film set during the Second World War and is about two orphans trying to survive. After watching it, I liked it so much, that it’s now amongst my favourite films; the art style means there are lots of nice looking landscapes in it and it also serves to put a metaphorical exclamation point on the strong emotions in the film. In fact, I’m going to say that this is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen out of all TV shows and films (perhaps I could make a future entry about sad part in films and TV shows), so if you’re the kind of person who gets rather upset by films, you probably shouldn’t watch this. The characters are so well built up too, the main two anyway, and you’ll quickly grow to like them and care for them.

The only real downside to the film is that it doesn’t really start that well, the first five minutes aren’t that good really, and don’t (in my opinion) fit with the rest of the film. Also, perhaps some of the English voice actors for minor characters could have acted better, one or two sound every unenthusiastic, but they’re only minor characters.

On the whole, like I said before, this film is really good and I put it amongst my favourites, I’d rate it as 9.5/10

Buy it here.

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Final Time in the Clubs

Last night I made my third visit to the night clubs of Bath, this time in celebration of getting good grades on results day. Now, after the previous two visits Elliott Egan has insisted that I have some kind of secret ‘gift’ that attracts members of the opposite sex to me. I thought “Oh, well it’s just a coincidence that those females (and males) came after me when I went to this clubs in the past; Egan will see that he’s wrong when nobody does that this time…” However, when I did go to the club (Po-Na-Na it was called), which was after going to the bar nicknamed Revs; I was almost immediately proved wrong.

When I got there it was fairly early so the dance-floor was mostly empty, it was just me, a few people I knew and a few random females that I didn’t know. I started dancing very slightly, head bobbing and things like that, and within five minutes of being out on the dance floor, a random female put her arm up around my neck and started dancing very close to me, rubbing against me even. Now, this was much more than any of them had done previously, so I had to quickly think of a way out of the situation. In a past entry, I’ve mentioned the commonly told technique of getting wasps to leave you alone (to ignore them, or alternatively to remain still) so I ignored her and carried on as if she wasn’t there. This technique didn’t work, just like it doesn’t work on wasps, and the random female instead got even more close to me by wrapping both arms around me.

Things were getting drastic, this female had her hands all over me and was dancing rubbing her body against mine, I couldn’t think of any escape. Eventually I thought of a way to shake her off (quite literally); I just started shaking around as if I was having some kind of seizure and she let go of me, so I quickly used that as a chance to escape! I ran to the seats in the bar area of the club and sat down with some people, the dance floor wouldn’t be a safe place to go… After a little while I went outside because I didn’t really like it in there and waited until it was time to leave… It wasn’t that good a night.

On the bright side, however, I got some nice cheese and chips from a burger stand AND Egan drunkenly called me ‘the nicest man in the world’ so that kind of made up for it. I doubt, though, that I will be going there again, at least not any time soon.

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Apocalypse

So today was A Level results day, I’m sure the majority of those of you who were worried have now realised you had no reason to be. However, a lot of people are natural worriers and so I’m sure there presently happy mind will soon be anxious about something else and, as next year is 2012, I wouldn’t be surprised if some people are worried about the end of the world.
    Now, before you assume that today’s entry will be about the 2012 predictions, I want to tell you that you’re wrong. Though I will quickly say that those theories have pretty much no grounding, but I’ll write an entry debunking them at a later time, maybe on December 20th 2012.
    Instead, today’s entry is about a very old way of predicting when the apocalypse would come and I’m sure if you did it, you’d find it was not 2012. In the past (I forget when this theory was thought up) they used to believe that sperms had sperms which had sperms, which had sperms… and so on. So they realised that if you found the level of sperms that didn’t have any more sperms then you’d have found he generation that’ll be living in the End Times! Because why would God need there to be any more children being born when he’s about to have Judgement Day? So I’m sure that if you start investigating how far the sperms of sperms of sperms chain goes, you’ll be able to find how many generations there are until the apocalypse, I’m sure you’ll find it’s not 2012 😉
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Results Day

I’m sure many of my blog readers are rather anxious about results day tomorrow, especially those who are waiting for their A Level results, but also obviously those waiting for GCSE and AS results. Personally, I would prefer to have your results emailed to you as soon as they were ready, then there would be no anxiety because it’d just be a random day and your results could come at any time. Sure, people would still want to do well and be disappointed and everything if they didn’t, but if you were just randomly emailed there wouldn’t be the building climax of having to go to school and collect them (I’m sure some people will have difficulty sleeping tonight). I mean, it’s kind of like if you knew how and when you were going to die (without being able to change it) you’d be very fearful as that day got closer and closer, I’m sure most people would rather not know when they’d die. The same is true of results day, I’m sure most people would be happier if the results were just randomly emailed at some point during the summer (though I don’t know, I could be wrong).
    Anyway, I’m sure you’d like to be comforted (if you are worried about it) and that is just what I’m writing this blog entry. Think ahead to the future say, ten years from now (or even five) and sure you’ll have a pretty happy life and I’m pretty certain that this results day will seem pretty insignificant to you, just as (for A Level students) your GCSE results day does now. Also, try thinking to yourself now that you definitely have all Es (pretty bad by most standards I’m sure, sorry to offend anyone if they’re actually aiming to get some Es) and plan on from that. Make lots of plans assuming the very worst has happened, because if you always assume something terrible will happened then, when something bad but not as bad happens, you’ll be happy even though something bad happened!
    I hope that helped a little, though I’m sure it didn’t. All I can say is good luck; I hope you all did very well.
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