Nintendo Land

PictureNintendo Land was one of the first games released for the Wii U and seems to have been designed to show off what the system can do. Not only do I think it was a good way to demonstrate the Wii U’s capabilities, but I also think it’s a pretty good game in its own right.

In it, your Mii meets a mysterious computer woman named Monita and she creates Nintendo Land as a place for you to have fun. Nintendo Land is a kind of theme park and there are twelve attractions for you to try out, each one based on a different Nintendo franchise. While they are called ‘attractions’ each one of them is actually just a new game based on each franchise where you play as your Mii. I liked them all very much and I shall go over them one at a time.

The Legend of Zelda: Battle Quest
This one was one of my favourites; your Mii dresses as Link and they make their way through Hyrule, solving small puzzles and fighting various enemies and bosses along the way. The whole game has this kind of patch-work aesthetic, but I think it looks the nicest in these recreations of various locations from the Zelda series. I was always excited to see how the familiar settings would look when encountering them again in this game. Your Mii moves forward through the levels automatically, but you control either their sword or their bow and arrow (depending on whether you use a Wii Remote or a GamePad as your controller). You might think that it might not be so fun, being unable to decide where your Mii goes, but I still had a pretty good time with this. There are a fair few levels to go through, and despite having next to no story, there’s a clear sense of progression as you go on. You can also do this on multiplayer mode and it is exactly the same, but different characters can have different weapons, you have to look out for each other, and so on.

Metroid Blast
Again, this one was one of my favourites. Your Mii dresses as Samus and you go on various missions (set in a variety of levels) where you have to fulfil certain criteria (usually defeating enemies within a time limit). You can choose to play on-foot or you can fly inside Samus’s ship and, unlike the Zelda game, you are free to move around wherever you want. There’re quite a large number of levels, and I always found it fun to fly around in Samus’s ship. At times I found it to be pretty difficult too. This attraction also features some multiplayer options and you can either choose to fight with your friends in the large levels, or work together to win the missions.

Pikmin Adventure
This is something which, I’m sure, will make Pikmin fans very happy. Your Mii dresses as Captain Olimar and is in charge of number of Pikmin. You have to get through various levels, in order to get back to your space ship, fighting monsters and solving puzzles along the way. This is pretty much a brand new Pikmin game, albeit slightly watered down. This was another of the attractions which I thought looked very nice and once more I was excited to see how things would look in the Nintendo Land aesthetic. What annoyed me about Pikmin Adventure, however, was that there were a fair few timed levels which were awfully hard and not all that fun either. Like Metroid Blast you can also play cooperatively with your friends, or fight against one another.

Mario Chase
Something which is bound to annoy people about this attraction is that it is multiplayer only. One person plays as their Mii dressed as Mario and up to four other players have their Miis dressed as Toads and it’s basically a game of hide and seek/tag. You all start in the centre of one of several maps and the player who is dressed as Mario is given a head start to run away, and then afterward the Toad Miis come after him and they win if they catch him (while the Mario Mii wins if it remains uncaptured). I’m in two minds about this attraction; on the one hand, it is very basic and there are only three maps to play on, but on the other hand it can be very fun. It’s a nice use of the GamePad too, since the location of the Mario Mii stays secret because that player only uses the GamePad screen while the others use the television.

Luigi’s Ghost Mansion
This game is like a more complex version of Mario Chase and, again, is only made available in multiplayer mode. There are several levels set inside a haunted house and the player using the GamePad has their Mii assume the role of a ghost, while the others dress as Luigi and hunt for it. The ghost Mii is invisible to the Luigi Miis and if it grabs them, they will faint, the Luigi Miis, meanwhile, have torches (with a limited power supply) and can harm the ghost Mii by shining light on it. There’s more to it than there is to Mario Chase but it fails to capture the same feeling of frantic excitement that that attraction gave me.

Animal Crossing: Sweet Day
As much as I love the Animal Crossing series, this one, sadly, was probably my least favourite attraction. It’s another multiplayer-only game, similar to Mario Chase and Luigi’s Ghost Mansion but the problem is that the game doesn’t feel very balanced. One to four players have their Mii dress up as one of several villagers from the Animal Crossing series and have to run around the map eating as many sweets as possible, the other player has their Mii duplicated as both of the town guards and has to catch the sweet eaters. For some reason, it just feels far too hard to ever catch anyone as the guards, so I don’t tend to play this one very often.

Takamaru’s Ninja Castle
This attraction is actually based off of the obscure, 1986, Japan-only game The Mysterious Murasame Castle and I quite like that such an unknown title was brought into the spotlight. In this one, your Mii dresses as the star of that game, Takamaru, and goes through several levels fighting off enemies with shuriken. Ninjas pop out from all over the place and you use the GamePad to aim the shuriken, which is quite a lot of fun. If you played the original game and always considered it a favourite, I expect that you’ll be very happy with this attraction and, if you’ve never heard of it before, I expect that you’ll still like it. It’s got a lovely soundtrack and the gameplay, while simple, is fun and addictive.

Donkey Kong’s Crash Course
Based specifically on the original Donkey Kong, this attraction has your Mii transformed into a spring-based contraption with wheels. You have to get through several ‘crash courses’ which are all based on the kind of levels from the first Donkey Kong game and to do this, you have to tilt your GamePad so that your Mii, in its new wheelie form, will roll in the correct direction. It’s another simple idea, but that doesn’t change the fact that it is very fun. There’s a great deal of skill involved in this game, and once you figure out how to get passed a certain obstacle you’ll be very pleased with yourself.

Captain Falcon’s Twister Race
This attraction, based on the F-Zero series, was another that I wasn’t all that fond of. Your Mii dresses as Captain Falcon and gets into his super-fast futuristic racing car, the Blue Falcon. But, really, all this is is watching the car drive along from a top-down perspective while using the GamePad as a kind of steering wheel. Gets pretty hard at times too.

Balloon Trip Breeze
This was a pretty good one based, as you may have guessed, on Balloon Fight. If you have played Balloon Fight you will be familiar with its “Balloon Trip” mode and Balloon Trip Spring Breeze is a remake of that, and, I might add, the best iteration of it I have played to date. Your Mii dresses up as a Balloon Fighter and sets out on a journey across the ocean, using the balloons attached to its back to fly. The music that plays is really peaceful and beautiful and even after you’ve lost, you’ll want to start again just to try and go a bit further the next time.

Yoshi’s Fruit Cart
This is another one which takes a rather simple idea (which makes good use of the GamePad) and makes it very fun. Your Mii rides on the back of a wooden Yoshi with wheels and on the television screen you can see several fruits that need to be eaten and an exit gate. You have to use the GamePad to draw a route so that the wooden Yoshi can eat all of the fruit and then get to the exit, but the twist is, that all of the fruits are invisible on the GamePad screen, meaning you’ll have to put your understanding of space and distance to the test! Very fun, but occasionally a little hard.

Octopus Dance
This attraction pays tribute to the Game & Watch titles and, more specifically, is based on the game Octopus. What’s strange is that, while Octopus had you diving into ship wrecks under the sea to collect treasure and avoiding the eponymous octopus, this game has that octopus acting as a dance judge… Odd. Still, I find this game quite fun. The diver from the original game does a certain dance, and then you have to press the right buttons so that your Mii will do that dance too. A lot of people don’t like this one, but I found it fun enough, and getting a dance right with no mistakes is pretty satisfying.

So, that’s all twelve of them, and this might just be the longest video game review I’ve written so far. As you can see, the games are not all equal; some are pretty comprehensive, whereas others are quite basic. Overall, it’s a fun game, and if you know a lot about Nintendo, you’ll appreciate all the little references to the older games, and if you don’t know a lot about Nintendo you will be able to enjoy it simply as a fun game. There are unlockable statues of all the items and creatures in the game, which are purchased (through a coin drop game) with money made in the attractions, which encourages replay too. All in all, I game I would recommend.
Rating: 8.7/10

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Awareness Day for CFS / M.E.

Tuesday may not be a regular blog post day, but today is CFS / M.E. Awareness Day and my good friend David Tubb has asked me to write an entry about it. The piece he himself wrote on this day last year is doubtlessly the definitive piece of writing on the subject and I certainly don’t think I’m likely to write anything as good as that, but the important thing is raising awareness. For those who don’t know what CFS or M.E. is, let me explain it to you: M.E. stands for myalgic encephalomyelitis which, in layman’s terms is chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS) and chronic fatigue syndrome is a very debilitating illness. Let me tell you a story about it.

Back in 2012, I was visiting David in Bath on a nice summer’s day. We met up quite a large number of times during the summer of that year and always did very nice things like having pizzas, or buying finger puppets, or looking around in bookshops and so on. Generally it was just the kind of stuff that he and I both enjoy a lot. I remember distinctly thinking on one of the days that it was very nice to be able to do things like that with somebody and that, as we both lived in close proximity to one another and both liked each other very much (and still do) there was no reason that we’d ever stop being able to these nice days. As of today, it’s been well over a year since we’ve been able to do anything like that and I only really get to see David for brief meet ups once every month or two.

The thing is, even back in 2012 David was suffering from the early stages of CFS / M.E. and since then it worsened to the extent that he doesn’t get to do very much any more. This is an illness which saps you of your energy, causes terrible migraines, aches all over, nausea and prevents sleep from properly refreshing you. As somebody who doesn’t personally suffer from that illness, I am probably making it sound less bad than it is. I also hate to take something that I am lucky enough not to have and make it about me: yes, it may be sad for me not being able to see David, but it is much worse for him having to actually suffer through all of that and not get to see anybody. But, thankfully, he takes small steps towards recovery and hopefully it won’t be too long before he (and, indeed, everybody else who suffers from this illness) is able to do the things he wants to do again.

(Sadly, I don’t have one of the actual ribbons for the day, but one of my friends very kindly photoshopped one on me!)
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Four Years of Trusty Water Blog

As of yesterday, the Trusty Water Blog is four years old. If I’m honest, I’m a little bit disappointed in myself for forgetting my blog’s birthday! Well, I suppose it wasn’t strictly a case of me forgetting, more a case of misremembering; I was sure that it was on the eleventh of May that I started my blog, but I guess my memory has faded a bit.
    It’s interesting to remember the position I was in when writing the first post in 2011. I had just finished an A Level exam and was chatting with my friend Dalfino in the computer room before going on to do my MDSA work. At the time I was a little sad, because with my time in my sixth form coming to an end and all my close friends going off to universities all over the country, I was worried that I’d lose touch with them. Of course, four years later I’m no longer at the school, I no longer work as an MDSA and, sadly, I also never really get to see Dalfino either.
    It would be awfully nice, I think, to relive that time with the ability of foresight. As it turns out, I met some terribly wonderful people when I went to Bath Spa University that October and was very happy there. What I thought would be months spent lamenting the loss of old friends, was actually immense happiness at the arrival as new friends. Now, in the present day of 2015, all of those new friends have gone too and my days do seem rather empty, but of course, 10th May 2011 didn’t seem like a great time either, did it? For all I know, in four years’ time I’d wish I could come back to this day with the power of foresight so that I could re-live it again!
    It’s interesting how this blog has developed over this time; if you read the first post, you’ll see that I only really started all of this because Dalfino told me too. I expected that, after a few months, I’d give up, but how nice that I’m still doing it now. When I first started, I set myself a rule that I’d not write emotional posts, because I didn’t think that they’d be enjoyable to anyone; I remember when I first broke that rule, and I suppose since then it’s become not uncommon for me to write quite sentimental posts. Then, of course, I eventually started doing Finger Puppet Shows, which then branched out to become their own thing. And, I’ve also got quite a comprehensive set of reviews on here too now. In the end, without going into to all the actual career progressions this blog has helped me with, it’s nice to look at how it’s developed and grown and feel good about it as one of my biggest achievements. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoy writing it.

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Music Suggestions 4

I’ve written a few blog posts in the past where I’ve listed some songs I think are good and I thought it was about time I did another. Here are the first, second and third “Music Suggestions” posts. Enjoy!
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On Writing by Stephen King

PictureStephen King’s list of published books is probably one of (if not the) longest lists in literary history. He’s written in numerous genres and continues to put out new novels every year, so clearly he must know a thing or two about writing. On Writing is his own advice about writing for upcoming authors as well as being a kind of autobiography.

For me, the most interesting part was the auto-biographical half. Stephen King has a kind of ‘rags to riches’ story and, of course, he made his riches by becoming a successful writer. This is very inspiring to someone like me, who’s a poor, so far unsuccessful writer! I’m sure any people who write will be able to appreciate it for the same reasons as me. He also talks about a serious car accident his was involved with and how that affected his writing output too, which was a good read (even if a little sad).

The half of it which was actually geared towards helping you to become a better writer, while good, didn’t interest me as much. As somebody’s who’s done a three year long Creative Writing course I’ve received a lot of advice on how to improve as a writer; Stephen King’s advice isn’t all that much different to what I had heard before, but I guess it’s important to refamiliarise yourself with those sorts of things. Plus, if you’ve never taken any Creative Writing classes this stuff will probably all be new to you and therefore very useful and important information!

Overall, this is definitely a book I’d recommend. The autobiographical segments mean that you’ll be able to enjoy the book even if you don’t plan on becoming a professional writer and, who knows? Maybe you’ll read Stephen King and be so inspired by his story that you decide to take up writing yourself! Rating: 8.7/10

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Political Propaganda

I feel a little bad for, perhaps, having written a few too many politically oriented blog posts lately. If you don’t like posts like that, I’m sorry and I will probably stop after the election has passed. As the election is coming up I keep coming across lots of political propaganda and I want to talk about political propaganda in general.
    Most of the political media I’ve stumbled upon (and by that, I mean, most of the stuff I’ve seen without looking for it) has been pro-Conservative type stuff and the gist of most of it is “if you vote for Labour they’ll ruin the country” which is rather childish, I think. If the only way to make yourself look good is by making somebody else look bad, perhaps you don’t actually look that good after all? Of course, if you are trying to advocate your party, it’s reasonable of you to bring up the flaws in the opposition’s policies… But that isn’t what happens.
    I see the Conservatives doing it a lot but I don’t want to suggest that they are the only ones to produce such substanceless propaganda, every group does it and, really, it’s rather sad. None of the groups really, properly talk about what they’re doing and it’s all a rather pointless charade of lies and misrepresentation. For people with busy lives, working full time hours, they don’t have much time to look into all the facts behind each party and it’s pretty disappointing that all of the actual important issues are brushed aside in favour of worthless poitical rhetoric.
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Curse

Funnily enough, somebody once actually placed a curse on me. It was a cold morning back in 2008 and there was a slight drizzle. I was standing around outside the school with some friends and waiting for the school day to begin. There was an air vent on the side of one of the more modern buildings and warm air always blew out of it which made it ideal for cold mornings.
    While standing there, I noticed somebody walking along in my direction. This was somebody who, for some reason which I can’t quite remember, never really liked me. I never thought of him negatively, but I did find certain ideas of his to be rather silly. One time I remember, for example, he had a camera in the class and he kept telling me specifically not to touch it, imagining I would break it or something and then, when he was out of the classroom doing something else, I had to touch his camera because it was in the way of what I was doing and he was furious.
    Anyway, he didn’t like me at all, but I kind of regarded him quite fondly. This morning, when I saw him coming along, he altered his walking path and started heading towards me. He often had these little lectures that he liked to give me, about behaviour standards that he thought I should adhere to.
    “I’m going to put a curse on you,” he said in, as books often put it, a very ‘matter of fact” kind of way.
    “Oh are you?” I said. “I’ve never been cursed before. What will it actually do?”
    “It will mean that you’re going to die young,” he said and smiled rather maliciously.
    “Well, that’s not very nice,” I said. “I don’t suppose you could give me an exact date?”
    “Don’t ask such silly questions!” he said, and walked off.
    So, I guess, if I end up dying while I could still be considered ‘young’ it might just be a case of fantastical homicide! Still, a good seven years have passed since then and I am still living. It’s been the opposite of a curse, really, as all it’s done is provide me with an interesting anecdote to share with friends!

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Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the HedgehogThe Sonic the Hedgehog series is one that I am quite fond of and this is the game that started it all. I have a certain respect for this game for being the originator of a franchise that I get a lot of enjoyment out of, but having said that, I don’t actually think this game is all that good. To be honest, I’m baffled that this very flawed game was ever considered a rival to the greatly superior Super Mario World.

As I’m sure you can guess, you play as Sonic the Hedgehog and the story is rather simple as is quite common with 2D platforming games from that era. Dr. Robotnik (or Eggman, as he will always be called to me) has been building an army of robots and using innocent little animals as the fuel to power them, so Sonic sets out across the land, destroying the robots, freeing the little creatures and fighting Robotnik several times along the way. While he’s not yet the charming and hilarious villain he would later be, I still like him a lot in this game.

The game hasn’t got a save feature, so, it’s one of those games you have to complete in one go (although it does have a secret code you can enter which allows you to use any stage, which I used instead of saving) and, as is common with games of this kind, it isn’t all that long. The first level is Green Hill Zone, which has become quite iconic over the years and is quite nice. I was also rather fond of the underwater level, Labyrinth Zone which had you going through some mysterious, submerged ruins. Every third level also has a boss fight at the end of it; the boss fights are generally pretty easy, though one or two of them are rather tricky. I quite like Sonic‘s unique ring system where you collect rings in the levels and they then act as your health. If you get hit, you drop all your rings and have to quickly collect them again. The more rings you have, the easier they are to recollect and a skilled player might be able to survive on one ring for quite some time.

What I didn’t like about the game was its control system. Sonic generally felt very slidey and it always felt difficult to properly aim his jumps when attacking enemies. What’s worse is that this game is based around speed; Sonic’s unique ability is his power to run at the speed of sound. This on its own is a nice enough concept, but the problem stems from the fact that none of the game’s levels seem to be designed around this idea and, more often than not, if you go fast you’ll die because you’ll run into a sneakily placed enemy or trap. So instead I just moved very slowly through all the levels, making some of them feel like a chore.

I don’t want to be too negative, because without this game there’d be no other Sonic games and I like some of the later ones a lot, but this game does have some big problems. It’s not too bad and I did genuinely enjoy some of the levels, but with poorly designed levels, difficult controls and a rather bland soundtrack this wasn’t the classic I expected it to be.

Rating: 5.9/10

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Abusing the System

I suppose this is the third in my series of anti-Job Centre blog posts, with the first two being here and here. Today I’m going to talk about the ways in which the Job Centre system can be abused, and how I personally have encountered an abuse of the system. Now, you may think that I’m talking about people lying about their circumstances in order to wrongly claim benefits, which is the kind of thing the media would have you believe is happening all the time, but I am actually talking about an abuse of the system from the other side.
    Back in October, I got a call from a recruitment agency telling me that they had a week’s worth of work for me. The details were left vague, but I was told I would be a Market Researcher and that I would be distributing surveys so it didn’t sound too bad to me. Of course, in order to claim any money from the Job Centre, part of the agreement is that you will accept any work you are offered, so I didn’t really have a whole lot of choice in taking this position.
    But this Market Research position was actually a job that involved distributing Conservative propaganda to people in their home. So, imagine you are somebody who depends on the Job Centre financially; you don’t like how it works and think that the system is not very good. Then, without any actual choice of your own, you have to hand out propaganda for the political group who arranged this system and who, in fact, have plans to make it even worse for you. But, on the bright side, there’s the money, right? Well, no. It was one week only, and that money will then just be reduced from your normal payments from the Job Centre.
    So, really, the system can be quite easily abused by the government for a free supply of propaganda dispensers. The rule that you have to accept any job really should have at least the smallest degree of leeway.

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One Reason That I Did Not Vote Conservative

What with the election coming up, I felt like I should probably write a topical blog post. I don’t quite feel that it would be right of me to say “you should vote for party X” because, really, all of the parties are flawed and while I may preceive one as the best option, somebody else may not quite agree. So, instead, I am simply going to talk about one of the reasons I did not vote for the Conservative party as this is something I feel needs some consideration. Also, in case you are confused about me talking about voting in the past tense when the voting day is still in the future; I have a postal vote, so I’ve already sent my vote off in the mail.
    One thing that dedicated readers will know about me is that I do not like the Job Centre. Sure, I like the idea of a system to financially support those who are unemployed, the problem is that the system is not very helpful and they’re only too keen to sanction people for the most trivial of reasons. A vote for the Conservatives would make this already awful system even worse. Their plan is to enforce thirty hours of mandatory community service on any young person who makes a claim for financial support while looking for work. Also, this support will not be provided for more than six months. This is presented as a good thing.
    Firstly, is it really very moral to make people work so many hours for less than minimum wage? The answer is no. But the problem is that this is presented as a good thing because it will supposedly give people some useful experience which will make it easier to find employment. But, why would that make finding employment easier? It will be something that all young people have on their CV and will only be as helpful as the mandatory work experience they do at school (by which I mean, not very helpful at all). Nobody will be any better than anybody else, because everybody will have the same minimal experience. All it will do is wear down unemployed people, making them less enthusiastic about looking for more work and then just leading them to poverty once they’re cut off after six months.
    So, if you are considering voting for the Conservatives, please keep in mind these things. They have other policies which I also do not agree with, but it is the Job Centre which I have the most first-hand experience of and feel most confident writing about.

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