Double

On Saturday I spent some birthday money and bought myself a copy of Animal Crossing: New Leaf. That was very exciting, but it is not the main feature of today’s anecdote. Later in the day, I went to Sainsbury’s along with my family, as I do every Saturday and while I was there I was leaning on one of those lovely glass containers that they keep warm meat in. Since I was still very happy about my new game, I was sending a text message to a friend of mine to tell them that I’d bought it. As I was doing so, a woman approached me and said something or another and since I was mainly focused on writing the text, I assumed she had just asked me to move over so that she could look at the meat and so that’s what I did.
    It turns out what she had actually said was “Oh, hello, Josh, how nice to see you!”
    Once I’d moved out of the way and she was still stood there staring at me with a smile on her face, I realised she must have said something else.
    “Josh?” she asked, wondering why her old buddy was ignoring her.
    I didn’t quite understand what she was talking about, so I paused for a moment and tried to make sense of it.
    “No, that’s not Josh,” said my Mum, “it’s Adam.”
    “Oh, is it?” she replied, clearly very surprised and also at least a little bit sad.
    “Yes, I’m Adam,” I said, now understanding the confusion.
    “You must have a double then,“ she said, addressing me again. “You look just like Josh, same height, same face and especially the hair.”
    “Well, I’m sorry but I’m afraid I don’t know anybody who’s identical to me,” I replied.
    “Oh, that’s okay!” she said and then continued her walk around the supermarket.
    It was all quite strange, I thought. I’m sure we’ve all had a time when we’ve mistaken a stranger for somebody we know, but then there’s always that moment of recognition after a moment or so, but this woman still thought I was Josh even after she’d approached me and been looking at me for quite some time. In fact, it was only after she was actually told that I wasn’t Josh that she gave up hope of me being him. If only I had realised what she had said in the first place, perhaps I could have gone along with it and saved her any embarrassment, but then again, goodness rarely stems from deceit! Let’s hope she and Josh had a good laugh about it the next day.

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Is Majora’s Mask 3D on the way?

After The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D a lot of people expected it to be followed up with a similar remake of Majora’s Mask. What actually happened was that the next Zelda game for 3DS was the brand new A Link Between Worlds which was still a very good game. I’ve just recently finished playing it and I couldn’t help but notice a large number of links and references to Majora’s Mask and so I can’t help but wonder if these are hints as to what they’ll be working on next. Here are all the things I noticed.

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The most obvious one is the fact that Majora’s Mask itself is hanging on the wall in Link’s house. You can even merge into the wall to make it look as if Link is wearing it.







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In Ocarina of Time there is a farmer named Talon. In Majora’s Mask (which is implied to take place in another universe) most characters from Ocarina of Time have identical counterparts. Talon’s counterpart is a barman who runs a milk bar and A Link Between Worlds features an identical barman in another milk bar.





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In Majora’s Mask, there is a giant turtle that you ride on the back of to get to one of the game’s dungeons. In A Link Between Worlds there is a near identical giant turtle who you also ride to get to one of the dungeons (this time it has a whole family of baby turtles too).

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One of the biggest features of Majora’s Mask is the fact that there is a very large number of masks to collect. In fact, masks are perhaps the biggest motif of the game. A Link Between Worlds features a cult of people who all wear masks, perhaps an intentional tip of the hat to the earlier mask theme.

Spoiler Alert For Both Games From Now On

The most interesting link between A Link Between Worlds and Majora’s Mask is the similarity between Termina (the setting of MM) and Lorule (a setting in ALBW). When you get towards the end of ALBW you discover a lot more about the plot: a long time ago, the people have Lorule had destroyed their version of the Triforce in order to stop it from falling into the wrong hands. Because the Triforce was destroyed, however, Lorule was not safe at all and the whole world began to fall apart. In time, it would have been entirely destroyed. In MM, Termina (a land which, like Lorule, exists in another universe) is due to be destroyed in three days’ time when the moon comes crashing down from space. So, both worlds are doomed (unless Link does something about it) but it’s even more interesting than that. The Triforce almost does not appear at all in MM, the only places it can be found are on Link’s shield (which would originate from Hyrule anyway) and in a dungeon called The Stone Tower Temple. It’s not in a very pleasant place in there either; it’s on the backside of a really ugly statue. So perhaps the people of Termina did away with the Triforce too? Or perhaps, it took a long time for the destruction of the Triforce to have a negative effect? And maybe Termina and Lorule are different kingdoms in the same universe.

It’s all just speculation, of course, but I really hope there is a Majora’s Mask remake!

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The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds

PictureThis game is a sequel to the SNES classic A Link to the Past. While the storylines are largely unrelated, the world map is exactly the same as the one in the earlier games but it has changed, quite significantly in some places, as the many years have gone by. At first I was sceptical about this game: of course I was happy that a new Zelda title was out, but at the same time I was concerned that it wouldn’t be as good as other titles. I worried that the main focus would be of evoking feelings of nostalgia and so probably not up to the standard I was used to. I was wrong.

The story is as follows: as usual, Link is just an average guy going about his life and being just a little bit hopeless, but before long, disaster strikes. A man named Yuga appears, turns a woman named Seres into a painting and escapes into a portal. Link soon discovers that he must collect the Pendants of Virtue in order to get the Master Sword and defeat Yuga. It does sound like a very generic Zelda story, but things actually take a very interesting and unexpected turn later on, but I won’t go into that as I don’t want to spoil anything.

Aside from the usual elements of Zelda games (a big beautiful world to explore, secrets to find, dungeons to get through, bosses to beat) this game adds one or two nice new features. First, there are item rentals. All of the items required to get through all of the dungeons are available from the start in a shop run by an entertaining new character called Ravio. You can either rent them for a cheap easily affordable price, or actually buy them for quite a bit more. The difference is that if you have only rented an item, Ravio gets it back when you die, and if you own an item you always keep it and have the option of updating. This means, if you rented all your items, dying would lose you everything. While this does make dying have much bigger consequences than usual, it also doesn’t really matter, since the game is a little too easy and you’ll probably not die much (I never did).

The 3DS’s StreetPass feature is also integrated into gameplay. You design your own version of Shadow Link and then people you pass on the streets can find him on their map and fight him. It’s a nice little feature, but, it’s not really anything special. You get money from these battles, but I wish you got something more useful.

Shortly into the game, Link also gets the ability to merge into walls as a painting which means, for example, he can slip through a crack in the wall to get to another room. I really love this feature because it’s extremely well used and it makes this game very different to the other top down Zelda games. In fact, I got so used to it, than when playing similar games later, I’d occasionally think the solution to puzzles involved wall merging.

For me, this is one of the best Zelda games. The soundtrack is magnificent, there’s a lovely mix of old and new, there’s a nice amount of side quests to do and it’s all so open, too. You can pretty much do things in any order you feel like. Other than, perhaps, the first, very few other games in the series have this much freedom and it feels very good. There are a couple of little downsides, like the return of the annoying save points from Skyward Sword and the fact that it’s a little too easy, but still, this is one of the best and is certainly not to be missed!

Rating: 9.4/10

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The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

PictureA Link to the Past is actually the third in the Zelda series (or fourth, if you count the Game & Watch title) but it is the first one to give the series the shape which it would retain to this day. You could almost look at this as a template for later Zelda games.

The game starts with Link’s uncle leaving the house to go and rescue Zelda, who is being held in Hyrule Castle by the mysterious wizard named Agahnim. He insists Link stays behind, but obviously that doesn’t happen and Link follows after just a little later. He finds his uncle wounded, takes his sword and goes on to finish the quest himself. Sadly, things aren’t so easy and he soon discovers that he has to travel across Hyrule in order to collect the three pendants of courage so that he can defeat the evil wizard.

After the opening sequence of events, you are pretty free to explore the large world of Hyrule as you please. You can visit Kakariko Village where there are lots of people to speak to and games to play, or you can go out and explore the forests and the fields, finding secret houses and caves where you’ll get little things that may help you along with the quest. The map shows you were you need to go, but not what you need to do there, so it’s all fairly nice and open. You can be quite rigid and go straight to the marks on the map and figure out how to get into the dungeons or you can take your time and explore every corner of the world.

One downside is the difficulty: I found that the majority of the game to be a little too easy. Pretty much all of the first dungeons in the game could be completed in a single sitting, but then the last two were incredibly difficult. I’d actually go so far as to say that I didn’t especially enjoy any of the dungeons in this game that much and that the main appeal for me, was the bits in-between (the bosses are good too). I also found that, at times, supplies could be annoyingly sparse. If I ran out of magic, it might take ages to replenish it. The same is true of arrows. This provides you with what I think is a case of unfair difficulty which is just irritating more than anything.

Thankfully, this still manages to be a very good game. The sound track is wonderfully atmospheric and gives the whole thing a lovely tone and I find the 16-bit graphics quite charming. Lots of important things like the hook shot and ocarina are introduced in this game too so I’d suggest that anybody who likes The Legend of Zelda series should give this a try.

Rating: 9.2/10

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University Stress

There are a lot of deadlines coming up on my Creative Writing course. I have over 10,000 words due next week. A lot of people seem to be very stressed about this; people tell me that they worry that they’ll not get the work done, I hear stories of people bursting into tears in the middle of classes, people say that they’re not eating or sleeping properly and it all seems very sad.
    I don’t have any of that stress at all. I’m quite confident that I’ll meet next week’s deadlines (it’s all at least 75% done anyway) throughout my whole life in education I’ve never struggled with the work, but now it seems that this is the breaking point for a lot of people, as if things have never been as hard as this before. I have to say though, that in my case, thing have never really been easier. I love the work I’m set on my course, and I’m quite happy to do it. I find that my assignments are both fun to do and also encourage me with my extracurricular projects. I love my coursework because I really feel that it helps me to develop as a writer. What is sadder than the fact that so many people seem to feel so much stress about all this, is the fact that they clearly can’t take the same pleasure from it all that I do.

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Adam Randall is Problematic

I recently discovered a website called ‘Your Fave is Problematic’ and I didn’t really agree with it for a number of reasons. I wrote an entry not long ago about why I didn’t like it and also a Finger Puppet Show strip. Basically, what the site does is it takes famous people and lists all the reasons they are ‘problematic’, most of which are small comments which appear homophobic, racist or whatnot and I believe the whole thing is awfully judgemental. Especially considering most of these things are so small. That was all I was planning on doing on that subject, but then Oscar Taylor-Kent suggested that I make a blog post about why I am problematic as a kind of satire and since I liked the idea, I am going to do just that! Here’s a list of the things which make me problematic:

– Guilty of public urination.
– Posed as a woman and manipulated a man into starting a relationship with him.
– Lied and gave Christmas cards to people he had no intention of giving Christmas cards to, manipulating their emotions.
– Ridiculed a secondary school year book for no good reason, deeply upsetting a teacher in the process.
– Exposed himself to unsuspecting victims on webcam.
– Publicly shamed somebody simply because they asked him on a date.
– Did nothing to prevent a child from abuse, even though it was within his power.
– Broke into a school in the middle of the night.
– Called somebody an ‘ogre’ just because he did not like them.
– Cold and uncaring attitude to somebody who had just suffered severe injury.
– Exposed himself to women at the gym.
– Provoked somebody so far that they had to physically strike him.
– Slut shaming.
– Spied on a woman in a vulnerable state and then insulted her about it.
– Funded potential drug addictions.
– Trivialised knife crimes.
– Stood by as an attempted robbery took place.
– Lied and secretly made fools of the Corsham Running Club.
– Ruined a girl’s night by throwing his wallet at her.
– Implied it was shameful to be homosexual. (Twice.)
– Fan of the transphobic Laci Green.
– Does not approve of consensual sex between strangers. (Later changed his point of view, but, sin is eternal)
– Does not believe Your Fave is Problematic is a good idea.
– Stood by as street harassment took place.
– Secretly watched a friend masturbate and never told them.

I think that will do. You can make a list like this of anybody so what’s the point in it? Nobody’s perfect and I think everybody knows that. Gosh. I have to say, even though I was intentionally misinterpreting what I’d written and taking it out of context, I still feel bad about how long this list is and how easy it was to make! Thank goodness I made it myself and it wasn’t actually made on Your Fave is Problematic, that would have made me very sad!

(Don’t miss yesterday’s special Finger Puppet Show, written by Oscar Taylor-Kent or today’s regular Finger Puppet Show written by me!)

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To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee

PictureHarper Lee has only ever written one book and that was published fifty-four years ago so it’s doubtful that she’ll ever have another out. Her reasoning for not producing a second novel is that it could never live up to the first. This, indeed, could be true because To Kill a Mockingbird is a really fantastic book.

The whole story is told from point of view of Scout Finch, a little girl growing up in a small town in Alabama called Maycomb. She and her friends Jem and Dill go off and have all kinds of fun in this lovely rural setting. Amidst their childish escapades, they also become curious about a mysterious man named Boo Radley, inadvertently causing him some trouble as they do.

Besides the kids, the other important character in this novel is Atticus Finch (Scout’s father) who is a lawyer.  When Scout’s not out having fun, she’s at home talking with her father and we slowly learn about his current case. More and more facts about this are fed to us as the novel goes along and it’s all very intriguing.

Outside of their storylines, the characters are still very likeable. Scout is a loveable little girl with beautifully idealistic view of the world and an adventurous personality and Atticus is a very serious man, always weighing up the moral consequences of actions. Part of what makes this novel so good is the fact that its characters are so endearing.

This is a very well regarded novel and one which certainly has earned it’s reputation. Without wanting to spoil any plot details, the storyline deals with racial issues of the time and it’s especially nice to know that the author was trying to make a difference. But whether you read it for its progressive social attitude, the way it captures lazy summer’s days or simply for portraits of incredible characters, there’s no denying that this is an exceptional novel.

Rating: 9.3/10

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A Third Pleasant Surprise

One sad thing is the fact that all the people I befriended in secondary school are away at universities all over the country 90% of the time. I’m probably able to keep the most contact with my friend Rory; every time he’s back in Corsham for a day or so we always make time to meet up and watch a DVD or something. I’m very pleased with this. At one point, he was back for the summer break which lasted for a few months and I was meeting up with him very often. Indeed, at that particular time, Rory was pretty much the only person in range who I could meet with.
    Sadly, of course, the time came when he had to return to his university at Winchester and I would be left with nobody to meet up with. We had a last meet up (and watched some excellent Doctor Who) and then I headed home. I think the estimation was that it’d be at least three months before we’d get to see one another again. The next day, I was sitting by myself at home and reading a book. The doorbell rang and, once the dogs had stopped barking, I headed over and answered the door. To my very pleasant surprise, there was Rory and before he headed back to Winchester he had a box of Thorntons chocolate to give me! It seems he’d been given one but he didn’t really want it, so gave it to me. So what I had expected to be a boring day suddenly included seeing a friend and getting a present! Wonderful.

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Another Pleasant Surprise

On the 23rd of November last year my uncle, Mardle (as we call him, but it’s not his real name, we just call him the same thing I called him when I was very young and unable to pronounce his name) suffered a stroke. It certainly made the fiftieth anniversary of Doctor Who less fun. We were told it was just a mild stroke though, so we weren’t too concerned.
    The next day we visited him, and other than difficulty speaking and an awful headache he didn’t seem too bad. I thought he’d be back in a few days. Sadly, it seems that was a case of me being too optimistic. Weeks passed and he was moved from Bath hospital (which wasn’t too far away) to Bristol hospital (which was awfully far away) and his phone also broke, so while I tried to send him a text message, he didn’t get it.
    Things took a turn for the worse when he was moved to a small room all by himself where he had no contact with anybody else and was told that he’d have to stay there over Christmas. It was an awful shame and I felt pretty bad for him; Christmas in a small room, alone is hardly an appealing prospect.
    A little while later we were visiting my Gran’s house (which is where he lives) and thinking about how sad it was that he had been gone for so long when he just casually walked in and handed us each a bottle of Coke (Diet Coke for me). It seemed that he had been out for several days and texted us all, but the texts never arrived because of his phone. They’d changed their minds about him having to stay over Christmas and said he could come out for a few days and then go back so he could stay again. Since four months have passed, I think it’s safe to say he’s back for good. But anyway, it was such a lovely moment, and a pleasant surprise when he happily wandered into the room after I’d been thinking of him lying sadly in a bed miles away.

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A Pleasant Surprise

It occurred to me recently that I don’t write entries about nice things which happen to me often enough. Therefore, I have decided that each of this week’s posts will be on pleasant surprises that have made me quite happy.

On Thursday last week I had a hospital appointment, I have to go fairly often, but not for any serious reason, just to make sure that I’m doing okay and not developing certain problems. Going there on my own would have been quite boring so I invited a friend to come along so that I’d have somebody to talk to in the waiting room. We arranged a time to meet at the bus station and I waited for them. About twenty minutes passed and I assumed they’d probably not be coming and got on the bus. Even if they were coming, I couldn’t wait any longer or I’d be late. I sent a text explaining that I had already left and that they shouldn’t waste time by coming to meet me.

I turned off my phone at the hospital and waited for my appointment. I was a bit sad, really, because I had been looking forward to seeing my friend and now I was just sitting by myself and doing nothing. I was called into a few different rooms, they did a few different tests and then it was all over. Time to head home.

I was wandering out of the ward and into the hall when I felt somebody grabbing my hand from behind.

“Adam!”

I turned around and had quite a pleasant surprise when I realised that it was my friend!.

She explained that she had been running late, that she had been in the bus station but at the opposite end, that she’d felt really bad about it and that she had come to the hospital anyway and then been able to track me down. It was quite impressive because she didn’t actually know what room I was supposed to have been in, but had determined it based on what receptionists and others had said. In a way, it’s nicer than if she had been on time because it takes more effort to track me down then it does to just come with me. We then decided to go to one of my favourite restaurant to have dinner: Nando’s!

Oh, and on the lovely bus ride to town she gave me one of the best compliments on my appearance that I’ve ever had.

“You look so pretty today, I wish I could just paint you right now.”

And if I continue to get comments like that my sun hat won’t fit when summer comes along! (“Well, that’s good because nobody could find you pretty in that sun hat anyway,” said my brother.)

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