Time Capsule

Inspired by Laci Green’s recent time capsule video I’ve decided that I want to make a time capsule blog entry. Basically, what I’m going to do is write down several questions for the me of five years from now then, on 21st March 2019, I’ll make a post where I answer all of them.  So, here are the questions for my twenty-five year old self:

1. Are all the people you know now still alive? I hope so!
2. Are you still alive? That would also be nice. If not, I suppose this entry was a slight waste of time.
3. Are you still updating this blog? I love it so much now, and I’d hate to think you’d lose interest. Even if you don’t update it now, use this time capsule as an excuse to do so.
4. Do you also still update your Finger Puppet Show? If not, why don’t you revive it?
5. When was the last time you saw Chloe, Dalfino, David, Egan, Mairi, Naomi, Oscar, Rory, Sophie or Stacey? If it’s been a very long time, please be sure to try and arrange something soon.
6. Also, for the people you’re not in contact with so often, are you still arranging regular meals to meet up at?
7. Have you had any more writing published in the last five years?
8. How did you do at university?
9. Are there any important people in your life that I don’t know yet?
10. Been anything new, Waltons-wise?
11. Are you employed? If so, what are you doing? If not, good luck!
12. Where do you live? Are you still at home? Have you moved to Bath? Or are you somewhere else entirely?
13. Finally, I quite enjoyed this, so, why not make a capsule to open in 2024?

(Don’t miss today’s Finger Puppet Show!)

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The Best Thing About University

A little under three years ago I started studying at Bath Spa University (as regular readers will know) and I have to say I’ve really loved my time so far. Everything has been wonderful: interesting seminars and lectures, lovely professors, beautiful campus and so many good features that I could take up a whole blog entry listing them. But for today’s entry I want to speak about one very specific thing about university that I’ve liked very much.
    All the people I’ve met at Bath Spa University have been so open minded, accepting of others and just generally very nice, which is excellent. I never really come across anybody making an offensive joke that I find distasteful, or putting down other people they claim to be friends with or judging anybody based on sexuality, religion or whatnot. I know so many different kinds of people, and this is true of all of them. I encountered that kind of thing fairly often in the past, but never at university. One contrast is social events: when I tell people I don’t drink alcohol they tend to reply with a disinterested ‘Oh’ whereas in the past, people would spend ages trying to persuade me to have some and I’m quite pleased that that doesn’t happen anymore. Perhaps it’s just because people at university will be older, and therefore more mature, than those at school, but this is one thing I’ve certainly been very stuck by and so felt that I had to record it.
    Perhaps I shouldn’t get too used to it, because maybe when I go on to employment (or whatever else) people won’t be so wonderful. It’s not entirely impossible that I’ve just been very lucky. But, of course, it would be a little pessimistic to assume it won’t be like that later on!

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Donkey Kong

PictureThis is an important game for lots of reasons. Firstly, this is the first appearance of Mario and also the first appearance of Donkey Kong, both of whom would go on to feature in and inspire various games. Furthermore, this was the first really successful game made by Nintendo; had they not had this success they may not have gone on to make Super Mario Bros. which would have made the face of gaming today very different. But while this game is certainly of historical interest, is it still a fun thing to play?

The story is very basic: Donkey Kong has kidnapped Mario’s partner Pauline and Mario must travel through a few levels in order to rescue her. It’s nothing in-depth, but this isn’t the kind of game that requires a ground-breaking story.

Each level fills an entire screen with Donkey Kong standing with Pauline at the top while you, as Mario, must make it to the top, dodging barrels, fire balls and various other hazards along the way. There are four levels and it shouldn’t take more than a quarter of an hour to complete it, but once you’ve done the last level, you go back to the first and you can loop it forever to try and get the highest score, the difficulty increasing each time. It’s actually quite hard to begin with too. An important thing to bear in mind is that the NES version of the game cuts out the second level (which is my favourite) and it’s the NES version that is available on the Virtual Console and the Game Boy Advance. If you want to play the second level, you will need to play this game on Donkey Kong 64 or in an arcade

The game has a multiplayer mode too, but it doesn’t add much to it. Two players take it in turns to do the levels and compete for high scores. It’s nice in a way because it encourages people together, but it’s not really anything that couldn’t be done by playing at different times.

I think the biggest downside of the game is how Mario controls; he walks really slowly and he doesn’t jump very high either. He also dies awfully easily: everything kills with one hit and there’s nothing you can do to change that. Even falling relatively short distances kill him! Having said that, there is a rather useful hammer you can use for a limited time which will destroy most things which come towards you, but which still doesn’t make you entirely invulnerable.

On the whole this is an early video game, and you can tell it’s an early video game, but it’s still fun and certainly worth a try for Nintendo fans and anybody interested in old arcade titles. I doubt that it’ll be your all-time favourite, but you’ll probably consider it worth your time to go through every now and again.

Rating: 6/10

Buy it here for the NES.

Buy it here for the GBA.

Buy Donkey Kong 64 here.

Buy it as part of the compilation Donkey Kong Classics here.

(This game can also be downloaded from the eShop for Wii, 3DS, Wii U.)

(I do not own the copyright of the screen capture.)

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This Entry is Problematic

I recently came across a Tumblr site called Your Fave is Problematic. What this website does is it takes celebrities and makes a list of every ‘problematic’ thing they’ve ever said, done, or taken part in. Mainly the lists are made up of things people have said which aren’t very politically correct such as a comment that reinforces gender roles, or which reinforces stereotypes of the LGBT community and so on. Of course I don’t like it when people say or do things like that, but, I also have a lot of problems with the idea behind this site and I think it could even be damaging to its cause.

If somebody who never really thought too much about feminism, LGBT rights and so forth, came across this site, what are they likely to think? Well, they’ll see lots of their favourite celebrities listed and shamed for lots of things they’ve done. Except, many of the things on these list seem nit-picky to me (somebody who finds it very important to be politically correct about things) so how are they going to seem to somebody who’s never really thought about it? It’s going to make them think “Wow, feminists are really whiny and annoying, I’m not going to take them seriously!” (feel free to substitute ‘feminists’ for racial equality activists or LGBT activists) and so they’re not likely to research the subject further and their views on these wonderful causes are soured. This site makes all of these movements look like they’re about sitting back and judging everybody, which is already how they’re viewed by some, and so Your Fave is Problematic doesn’t appear to help any of the causes it represents.

For me, the judgemental mentality of this site is very much at odds with these movements. I support them all because I want to help those who are oppressed by society (indeed, many close friends of mine are members of oppressed groups) but Your Fave is Problematic seems to be taking something that is all about helping and supporting others and turning it into about judging people. The site advises people that “When praising [people], don’t ignore the problematic stuff. Talk about that too.” which seems to be an awful rule to me. Imagine there’s a feminist who’s done loads of good work against gender inequality and you want to raise support for them, you’re not going to say to them “Oh yes, they’ve written some wonderful thought provoking articles. Although ten years ago they used ‘gay’ as a derogative” why should bad deeds lessen good ones? Imagine using that rule with friends, you’re just about to introduce an old friend to a new one so you say “They’re marvellous, one of the best friends I’ve ever had… Oh, but back in school they made a racist joke, and a couple of years ago laughed at a sexist one.” it’s just ridiculous. Somebody may have done a lot of good, progressive work, but people will ignore it because they only see the negative things listed, again is damaging to the movements it represents.

I want to reiterate that I don’t like it when I hear somebody (famous or otherwise) saying something that I find problematic, but I’d certainly never make a list of every bad thing they’ve ever said so that it can be preserved for eternity. Surely the time and energy put into making this site could have been better spent on making in-depth guides on how to avoid accidentally offending people, rather than just telling people their wrong? A lot of the examples listed are probably a case of the person not knowing they’ve said anything offensive. At very least, they could have made a list of celebrity’s good, progressive acts to go alongside the bad ones.

(Don’t miss today’s Finger Puppet Show, which ties in to this entry!)

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Trying to Sleep

The other day I had to be up at 7 a.m. in the morning. Luckily my current university schedule means that I usually never have to get up any earlier than 9 a.m. and that I can sleep in on most days, but this was an exception. I had to get up earlier than usual because I had a hospital appointment in the morning. If I could choose when I got up, I’d wake up at 12 p.m. every day, but that doesn’t mean I can’t get up early. Really, I’m quite happy as long as I have four hours sleep. Whether I’ve slept for four hours or whether I’ve slept for twelve hours I’ll be a little tired when I wake up and then fine an hour later.
    Anyway, I’m sure you’re wondering why any of that is important. Well you see, perhaps a little foolishly, I stayed up reading until 1 a.m. on that day when I had to get up at 7 a.m. I switched off the lights and tried to sleep. But I couldn’t. Not because I was suffering with insomnia, but because I could hear one of my brothers talking to the other (his bed is right on the other side of the wall beside my bed). I didn’t really think it was my place to tell him what he could and could not do in his own room so I waited and hoped he’d stop talking soon. Three hours passed. He was still talking.
    “Can you stop talking, please?” I asked eventually. Who knew how much longer it’d go on for?
    Then, finally, silence! I was so pleased and over the next ten minutes I really was falling into the arms of Morpheus…
    Then I was pulled back by the sound of him snoring.

(Don’t miss today’s Finger Puppet Show!)

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The Tempest by William Shakespeare

PictureThis is one of Shakespeare’s comedic plays and I really did find it to be quite funny at times. It’s a bit of a weird story, but it’s not very long so if you have any kind of interest in Shakespeare I think this is one you should try.

The story is about a man named Prospero who has been exiled to a small island for political reasons and he lives there along with his daughter Miranda and servant spirit Ariel. An extremely unattractive man named Caliban also lives on the island and he, along with a man named Trinculo and another named Stephano plan to assassinate Prospero.

Probably my favourite thing in The Tempest was Caliban. He is the son of a witch named Sycorax and this somehow means that he is incredibly ugly. Nobody seems able to resist making jokes about Caliban and treating him as if he is sub-human and he pretty much just takes it. It’s so mean, but it’s also so funny. The scenes of he, Stephan and Trinculo were probably my favourite as they all just seemed to be a group of incompetent rogues and were highly entertaining. Having said that, Caliban and Prospero had some kind of falling out due to a ‘betrayal’ on Caliban’s part, and while I never really understood what the betrayal was, Wikipedia says that he tried to rape Miranda, which turns him, in my eyes, from a comically villainous person into something much darker.

The scenes with Prospero were slightly less exciting. He’s often talking with his daughter Miranda and somebody named Ferdinand, and we watch as a romance grows between the pair. The romance all seemed so forced and uninteresting though and, had the fairly interesting Prospero not been present I’d not have had much interest in those parts of the story at all.

The is a short read, and a nice bit of light entertainment, but it’s nothing incredibly thought provoking or moving. Rating: 7.3/10

Buy it here.

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Famous Interactions

For today’s blog post, I thought it’d be fun to make a list of all the times I’ve met or interacted with people and so that’s exactly what I’m doing!
– In 2011 at the Corsham Sci-Fi Day I met actor Danny John Jules (Cat from Red Dwarf). I had my photograph taken with him and he referred to me as ‘the small one’.
– In 2012 I attended the Corsham Sci-Fi Day again (this time along with David Tubb) and saw Danny John Jules a second time, this time along with Chris Barrie (Arnold Rimmer from Red Dwarf). David and I got them to sign a lemon, and lemons later played a big role in an episode of Red Dwarf…
– At that same event in 2012, I met Colin Baker (the Sixth Doctor in Doctor Who). I got him to sign a DVD and he was shocked at how much they were charging per thing he signed (but it was for charity, so, it’s fine).
– In 2013, I travelled to London with Dalfino Madrigal Keyte to see a Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld at a Jake and Amir live show. At the end we got to have a short chat with them and I even sneakily got them to appear in a strip for my Finger Puppet Show webcomic.
– A few months ago I sent a message to internet feminist Laci Green on Twitter and she sent a reply… I’ve sent her others afterward and she hasn’t replied though.
– On his 90th birthday, my favourite author, Earl Hamner Jr., received a book with special messages from several fans in it, including me. I later received an email from him which included an invitation to dinner!

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Seriousness and Silliness

I was out with a group of friends just the yesterday and one of them said to me “everything you say sounds like the punch line of a joke” which I thought was rather interesting, if not a little strange. I tended to think I was quite a serious person; but I wonder just how many people think I’m always trying to be funny? My friend said that they noticed my intonation usually went up towards the end of statements, and while that may be part of the reason, I’ve been thinking about it a lot and I have a feeling I may have put my finger on a deeper cause.

I think it’s very important to take all things very seriously. Imagine, for example, the world champion at Tiddlywinks; now, some people might think that that is quite an odd achievement and laugh at the idea of it. But to the Tiddlywinks World Champion, it’s not silly at all, it’s his or her whole life and who am I to question their decisions? So I like to take all things seriously, because there will always be someone, somewhere who cares very much about it. Perhaps that, in itself, is a silly thing to do. Maybe even the Tiddlywinks World Champion doesn’t take Tiddlywinks seriously. Perhaps I’m taking things seriously which never really need to be taken seriously and so that then make it appear that I am being silly myself. You do have to step back and laugh at how ridiculous you are every now and then, after all.

I find it very curious really, to find that people perceive me very differently to how I perceive myself. Whether or not it’s a good thing, I can’t decide.

(Don’t miss this week’s Fire Emblem themed Finger Puppet Show!)

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Suicide

Internet friends are wonderful and over the years I’ve had a fair few. Some, like dear old Mairi Mac Arthur and Rhino Water later go on to be real life friends too and it makes me very happy when that happens. But, just as with any relationship, things don’t always go smoothly and I once had a rather stressful occurrence in my interactions with one of my internet friends,
    I had made a new internet friend towards the end of 2011 and the pair of us had gotten to know each other quite well in some time. I don’t want to disclose too much about this person, but I learned fairly early on that she was suffering with depression and fairly often she’d be feeling especially sad about life and come online to talk to me about things. I always thought, based on things she said, that I gave rather helpful responses, but it seems I was quite wrong.
    One unhappy evening I was speaking to her and she told me that not only was she feeling suicidal but, in her head, she was definitely going to kill herself. A similar thing happened once before, and I resolved it quite quickly, so I hoped I could do so again. This time, however, things weren’t so easily restored. Every single night I’d have a long talk with her about why suicide was a bad idea; I told her how upset it would make me, and how upset it’d make everyone she knew, how life would improve with time, but nothing worked. I felt that, if I had known her in real life, I could perhaps have been more useful, but it was quite an awful feeling of uselessness at the time.
    Then, all of a sudden, she was gone. She stopped coming online and I was just left to wonder what might have happened. How would you know if somebody you know only over the internet died? Of course, I stayed optimistic about it, but I just couldn’t shake off a feeling of guilt. To the best of my knowledge, I was the only person she’d told; why hadn’t I then found all of her friends on Facebook and alerted them? But, at that point, it seemed there was nothing to be done. I saw somebody post on her Facebook page and allude to something bad having happened. I hate to appear so pessimistic, but I assumed the worst.
    But I was wrong! Months later she came back online and it seemed the post on her wall was referring to something much more insignificant. The best thing of all was that her suicidal thoughts were gone, she had been able to make herself happier alone. While I may have been unable to help her, she was instead able to help herself and that’s an infinitely better resolution than any I could have made happen myself.
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Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze

PictureThis is the fifth (or sixth, depending on how you count Donkey Kong 64) game in the fantastic Donkey Kong Country series. You might feel uncomfortable about getting into a series this far in, but I have to say that this game seems to be an especially good jumping in point because it features most of the main characters and many elements of the past, while also bringing the series forward in exciting ways.

The storyline is a fairly good one: Donkey Kong, Diddy, Dixie and Cranky are celebrating Donkey Kong’s birthday when all of a sudden the island is taken over by the villainous Snowmads and our four heroes are blown far away by strong winds. They find themselves on an island they’ve never visited before and have to make their way across it, and various other islands, in order to get back home to Donkey Kong Island. While the story isn’t a huge part of the game, you are shown it in a wonderful high-definition cut scene at the start which will really get you in the mood to play.

As you’d expect of a side-scroller game, every level has you travelling from a start point to an end point and avoiding hazards along the way. I’m sure some people will think that side-scrollers are quite an outdated type of game which don’t allow for much depth, but I certainly have to disagree in this case. This is the first game in the series to be made in high-definition and all of the levels are really beautiful, you see huge scenes of nature in the background and it’s all very much ‘alive’: you’ll see goats grazing on a mountain side or dodos wandering on a beach. None of those details add anything to the game other than to make the world feel very real so as to make the immersion much stronger.  Every level is also filled with lots of KONG letters, puzzle pieces and bonus rooms to find, and one or two even have secret exits which lead to new levels so you’ll want to explore every nook and cranny. There are also some levels that see you riding in mine carts or in rocket barrels which mix things up quite nicely. Sometimes, when you are riding in the vehicles the camera angle will change and essentially give you some 3D gameplay, which is an exciting new feature which I only wish had been used one or two more times.

One especially good thing about the game is its soundtrack. This time they brought back David Wise, who had created the music for the first two games in the series and this was a very, very good idea. The music perfectly sets the tone of every stage and provides the game with a strong atmosphere. Impressively, one track from this is the best I’ve ever heard from a video game (listen to it here) and I’m not fickle with my favourites either, for a long time a different track was my favourite, but after years it has finally been dethroned. Thanks to the soundtrack, if there’s a section you find especially difficult, repeating it over and over won’t feel very tedious because you’ll have such beautiful music to listen to.

For the first time ever in this series, instead of just taking control of two Kongs, you get the choice of pairing Donkey Kong with Diddy, Dixie or Cranky. Diddy keeps you afloat a little longer after a jump using his jet pack, Dixie helps you to jump higher than would otherwise be possible with her helicopter hair and essentially gives you a double jump, Cranky meanwhile can use his walking stick as a pogo stick, which means you can bounce over spikes and do extra damage when jumping on some enemies, Cranky can also attack with his stick when you are swimming underwater. I very much like the fact that there are more Kongs available, but I just ended up liking Dixie so much that I used her every time, I expect most people will just pick a favourite and use them too. One thing that is a bit of a shame is the fact that all the other characters only ever ride on Donkey Kong’s back and you don’t get much of a chance to be them independently (the wonderful co-op mode being the main exception.)

On the whole, this is a tremendous game. Long-time Donkey Kong Country fans will certainly not be disappointed; the previous game in the series, Donkey Kong Country Returns, was a very good game too, but it felt much more like a tribute to the first game in the series and nothing more. Tropical Freeze, meanwhile, seems to be a tribute to the entirety of the original trilogy while, at the same time, being a brand new instalment which brings things forward rather than spending too much time looking back. Things like Funky Kong and underwater levels, at long last, make their very welcome return, but there’re so many new things too. I liked Returns because it reminded me of the old Donkey Kong Country games. I like Tropical Freeze because it is a brand new Donkey Kong Country game. The only real downside is that I thought the main story was a bit short, but since there’s a lot to do afterward, it’s not too much of an issue.

Rating: 9.8/10

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