New Laptop

At some point near Christmas day, the fan in my laptop stopped working. Without a fan, my laptop got very hot in only a short space of time (I couldn’t use it for more than an hour at a time) meaning I couldn’t do very much with it. The laptop also had a broken disc drive and so it seemed like a good idea to replace it at this point; so I did. I’m writing this latest blog post on my new laptop and wondering what other exciting pieces of writing I’ll do on this in the future.
I have to say though, that even though I’m very excited to have a new, clean, fast laptop that works better and does more than the old one, I am still sad about replacing it. I got my previous laptop back in 2010 and have a lot of memories with it; I can remember using it in my Sixth Form study room, watching DVDs with a friend, making notes from interesting lectures at Bath Spa University, sleeping over with friends and updating my blog before bed, writing out whole essays in the Bath Spa University library, having lovely video calls with friends who were far away, browsing the internet so that I have something at least slightly bearable to do while doing a work placement at the Job Centre, and so much more.
People say that it’s wrong to put value on material possessions, and maybe I’m doing that; but then again, I value this material possession for immaterial things. When I open it up today, the memories of all its past uses come flooding back and though, when I use it less, I will still have those memories, it will feel different knowing that I lack a physical connection. For me, having a solid item which connects me to a past event is very important. So I will miss my old laptop (well, I do still have it) but I am also pleased about the features of my new laptop.

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Batman: The Killing Joke by Alan Moore

PictureAlan Moore is one of the most famous comic authors around, he’s better known for his original works, but this Batman graphic novel is actually one of the best things I’ve read by him! Don’t worry if you don’t know much about Batman either, this is only the second Batman graphic novel that I’ve read (the first being Year One) but it still made enough sense to me.

The story starts with Batman heading down to an insane asylum so that he can visit his enemy The Joker; he wants to talk things over with him because he is sure that they will one day end up killing each other and that is not something he wants to happen. Sadly, The Joker escapes and soon starts coming up with some diabolical scheme.
But this story isn’t so much about The Joker’s latest evil plan, it’s also about his origin story. Through flashbacks we see The Joker as a young man who’s trying to make it as a comedian and I think it’s really sad to see how things turn out. As much as he’s a terrible, terrible person, The Joker still feels very vulnerable and human and I think that makes for a very engaging read.
Speaking of The Joker being a terrible person, there’s quite a bit of shocking, extreme violence in this graphic novel. This might make some people uncomfortable (in fact it made me uncomfortable!) but I think it’s appropriate because it does a lot to convey the thoughts and perspectives of characters.

As a graphic novel is partially a visual experience, I should say a little something about the excellent illustrations by Brian Bolland. I actually have “The Deluxe Edition” which features different colouring from the original because he wanted to take the time to improve it. I’ve not seen the original, so I can’t compare, but the artwork in this edition is certainly very nice. I find it hard to write much about things that I find visually appealing, but I certainly have no complaints! My edition also came with a very short, standalone story about a man who wanted to kill Batman (written by Brian Bolland) and I liked that very much as well. Very dark and mildly comical.

Overall, I really enjoyed reading this and couldn’t wait to find out what would happen next. I kept reading until I got to the end and was very excited the whole way through. An excellent read.

Rating: 9/10

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Reflecting on 2015

At the end of 2014, I didn’t have a substantial income; I did work for SmartDatingUK and I enjoyed that writing, but I earned a really small amount of money and was dependent on Job Seekers’ Allowance (which was cut down a little bit each time I got money from SmartDatingUK). The money it cost to stay living at home was more than the money I had coming in and my savings had been dwindling more and more as time went by; at that point they were pretty much all gone. On top of that I had to waste money going to the Job Centre every single week, where they did nothing to help me find work and treated me with no respect. I’d been struggling to find work ever since university ended in June; I had a short term job at a school, been tricked into handing out Conservative propaganda and then worked unpaid in The Job Centre. Having no money meant I could never see any friends and most of the people I was close with had moved away anyway. So by the last day of 2014, I’d spent a good six months not getting to see any friends and losing all of my money. Getting a job seemed like it would be the solution to my problems, but even the lowest level jobs wouldn’t get back to me. It was probably the lowest point of my life so far.

By the last day of 2015, however, things had  moved forward quite nicely. I’m not sure I’d class 2015 as a ‘good’ year, but more of a ‘recovery year’ where my life was put back on track after the terrible derailment in the second half of 2014. Obviously, the first few months were just as bad as the end of 2014, but things made a temporary change for the better in February when I got a new job. Part of the new job was telemarketing (which I do not like) but an equal part of it was social media marketing and blogging, which I love and it gave me a chance to get some professional experience in the area I wanted; all the while I ‘clicked’ very nicely with the person who sat at the desk next to me and it felt good to be making a new friend. Sadly, this progress was brought to an end when I unexpectedly lost that job a little over a month later! So then I had no money again and I couldn’t see my co-worker either (we still email.) I had to spend another two months suffering away in the Job Centre before I found myself with another job. The next job, however, was superb: a full time writing position. That was only a six month contract and it ended in December, but I’ve kind of replaced it with another writing job and I feel like I’m doing okay, career-wise! I have loved all of my work since June.

I suppose the problem is that I still don’t get to see people often enough to be socially fulfilled and I need to work towards making new friends. There are a very small number of people who live close enough to meet up regularly and even then they are often busy when I’m not. This year I have solidified a friendship with somebody I only knew in passing last year and I am very pleased with that; the problem is that my attempts to make more friends and increase my social calendar have not gone all that well. A couple of people have unexpectedly invited me out to dinner, which was very nice and I hoped they’d become good friends who I could meet with regularly; sadly, I’ve not really heard anything from them since. I can’t really understand why. I hope that 2016 will be the ‘social recovery’ after 2015 was the ‘career recovery’; either way I am hopeful for 2016!

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Sonic the Hedgehog CD

5101993.jpgAfter Sonic the Hedgehog was a huge success, work began on two sequels at once; one of these was Sonic the Hedgehog 2 and the other was Sonic the Hedgehog CD. While it isn’t regarded quite as highly, I personally think that Sonic the Hedgehog CD was a greater sequel than Sonic the Hedgehog 2.

The unique selling point of this game, and the reason that it has “CD” in the title is that it was originally released on a CD-ROM (rather than a cartridge) which made it possible to include a higher quality soundtrack. I was quite pleased with the music used in the game; it was often very good and helped to make the game generally more enjoyable. It’s worth keeping in mind that there are two different soundtracks for the game: one for the American version and one for everywhere else.

The storyline is slightly more complicated this time and it also introduces a couple of things which would go on to be quite important to the series as a whole. One of the main villains of the game is Metal Sonic, a robotic version of Sonic created by Dr. Eggman who has since appeared many times and we are also introduced to Amy Rose (she gets kidnapped by Metal Sonic) and Amy later appears in basically every Sonic game. The whole game takes place on “Little Planet” where Eggman is building robots and highly technological cities for himself; you need to stop this, and you are occasionally able to travel into the future where you can see how things will change… There are good futures and bad futures based on your actions. There’s also quite a cool animated opening cut scene.

Gameplay is the same as it had been in previous entries; you go through a series of side scrolling stages, fighting Eggman’s robots on the way and fighting bosses every now and then. I felt like the level of difficulty was just right this time, with the bits that were hard being hard for fair reasons and everything feeling very reasonable. I actually also have to say that some of the levels are just plain cool (especially one of the boss fights) which is good, since I know that’s what the Sonic series is ultimately aiming for.

On the whole, this is definitely one of the best 2D Sonic games. The gameplay and level design are spot on and while the story might be a little confusing, it’s not really that important to the overall enjoyment of the game. The only real downside of Sonic the Hedgehog CD is that it feels pretty short.

Rating: 8.5/10

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Trusty Water Blog Domain

Have you ‘liked’ my Facebook page yet? If not, you should go ahead and like it right away to make sure that you never miss any of my work and to ensure you get just a little bit more content from me. If you do already follow the posts on my Facebook page, then you may well have seen my post the other day which had an exciting piece of news: I now own a domain to use for this blog! This is something I’ve been planning on doing for some time. My friend Liam got it for me as a Christmas present (which I got early, on Saturday) and before giving it to me he was actually worried that I wouldn’t like his “unorthodox” gift! But it was an excellent gift which I am extremely happy with. It makes it much easier for me to link to in a variety of places and it also helps to just generally make this blog look a little more professional; maybe it will even help to increase traffic a bit. Even if it does nothing, I’ll be pleased just having a nicer looking URL: you may wonder why the current URL contains the phrase “every author who ever lived” and I think now is the perfect time to explain the origin of that. Back in 2011, when I was putting this blog together based on a suggestion from my friend Dalfino, I wasn’t sure what to put for the URL and he said “just put the name of your favourite author” and so the URL I used is a reflection of my love of all books… I’ll miss it, in a small way, but my excitement for my new domain outweighs this enormously.
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Making Notes

At the start of this week, I made plans for the blog posts throughout the week. I remember being quite excited about Friday’s post, because I had quite a good one in mind; the best idea I’d had in a little while, I thought! The problem is that now Friday is here and I don’t have the slightest recollection of what I planned to write! So I thought I’d use this blog post to remind creative people just how important it is to make a note of your ideas as soon as you get them. I hope I will remember my idea for today’s blog post eventually, but maybe I won’t! In the past I used to note down ideas in my phone, but since my phone has lost that capability I’ve fallen out of the practice. All creatives should have a notebook (and pen!) with them at all times and whenever an idea comes, no matter how small, it needs to be written down! Don’t let yourself lose any of your ideas.

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Bonanza Bros.

PictureBonanza Bros. is an old Sega game where you play as two brothers who break into high security buildings and steal highly valuable items as a test for the security systems (or, at least, that’s what they say). It’s a fairly simple premise, but is actually quite fun.

Every level is a different building and all of them are 2D (though you are able to step into the background to hide from guards). You have to steal every valuable item and then get to the roof so that you can escape in the most inconspicuous of getaway vehicles: the zeppelin. However, along the way, you’ll encounter various guards who will attack you in different ways; it’s best to try and sneak past all of them, because you only have a weak gun (which will stun them temporarily) to defend yourself with.

For me, the biggest appeal of Bonanza Bros. is its sense of humour; most of the sound effects are quite comical and I like how the game often seems extremely violent, even though nobody ever really gets hurt. I also find the designs of most of the characters pretty amusing too. It’s fun, it’s silly and I like it. Plus, as a nice bonus, it can all be played in co-op mode, making it even more fun.

Though, as much as I may like Bonanza Bros. I have to admit that it does have its failings. The characters move very slowly, which can be occasionally frustrating and I really wish it was easier to avoid shots fired by guards. I also thought that the music used throughout the game was pretty bad. Perhaps most annoying of all is the fact that the game is always ready to be played in multiplayer mode (player two need only press a button) but because of this it is literally always in splitscreen… I know this ties back to its origin in arcades, but could it not have been changed for console releases?

Overall though, while the game does have some flaws (mostly, perhaps, due to its age) it has enough charm to make it very enjoyable. Rating: 7/10

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New Job

For the past six months I’ve been working for RomanCart as a content marketer and close followers of my work will have doubtlessly have seen some of the blog posts I’ve written for them. Sadly, today was my last regular day there and I’ll certainly miss working there. In January I’ll be writing occasional RomanCart posts (I should be working for them for one day a week) and I’ll also be writing for another business: FurtureProofMedia. I start there tomorrow, in fact, and should be working regularly for them for a while until I (hopefully) get a contract. I’m quite excited to get started and I hope it goes well. I’m very lucky to have another job lined up so quickly and I hope I will have a steady and reliable source of income soon. This will be the fifth job I’ve had since university and it will be nice when I finally have job which I can count on in the long term… Hopefully tomorrow will be the start of that!
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First Buses: A Fall from Grace

In 2011 I started studying at Bath Spa University and since I live about fifteen miles away in Corsham, it meant that I had to ride a lot of buses. Some people might think that a commute like that might prove to be quite bothersome, but that was not the case at all because of the wonderful 231 bus service run by First Buses. I love riding on the bus and their reliable service meant that I could always depend on them…
   Four years later, things have changed. I work in Bath now and I finished work and got to the bus station at 5:40pm, perfect timing, since the next 231 was at 5:50pm. A bus arrived at 7:10pm. So not only did the 5:50pm fail to arrive, but the next bus, the 6:45pm, was almost half an hour late! A few years ago, I’d have given them the benefit of the doubt; there are sometimes break downs and traffic accidents… But when the bus came, there was no explanation or apology. Several frustrated commuters asked staff at the station why they were running so late and they were just told that they didn’t know.
   Sadly, days like today are not uncommon. On reflection, I realised I can’t actually remember the last time that the bus was on time. My bus into Bath in the morning is always five to ten minutes late (and sometimes five minutes early, which is annoying) and on the way home it is usually twenty minutes late. It’s sad because this shows that the higher ups at First don’t really care about their employees or their customers. They show they don’t care about their customers because they’re happy to create situations where they have to waste hours of their time, and they show they don’t care about their employees by forcing them to have to face disgruntled customers who will invariably blame the driver (often aggressively) for the bus’s lateness (which may have been entirely out of their hands, if they even knew about it.)
   The problem is that their only competition comes from the Faresaver service X31, but this doesn’t operate during early or later hours, so a lot of people have no choice but to use First’s bus service, meaning they don’t need to make an effort to keep their customers.  People have complained about First the whole time I’ve used it, but it’s only over the last few months that it really has become the awful service people say it is. In the past I’d always defend First from critics, now I can’t defend them, I am one of the critics.

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Mario Kart DS

PictureI was always fond of the Mario Kart games, but it was with Mario Kart DS that the series, in my eyes, changed from being quite fun to being a real Nintendo classic. To do this day, this is a very enjoyable game.

In terms of characters, some people might be disappointed after Double Dash!! because you start with the usual eight (Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, Toad, Wario, Bowser, Donkey Kong) and then there are only four unlockables (two brand new, two featured before), making the total substantially lower. But while it may be a little lacking when it comes to characters, it is superb in every other sense.

The selection of race tracks in Mario Kart DS is one of the best that has ever been offered. There are four new race cups (made up of four tracks each) providing sixteen new tracks which include an excellent Luigi’s Mansion track, a cool Super Mario Bros. 3 style desert, a Tick Tock Clock level and one of the best iterations of Bowser’s Castle (amongst many others). On top of this, you have an additional sixteen tracks which return from the previous four games and which I was very pleased with. Returning tracks include Frappe Snowland (from Mario Kart 64), Sky Garden (from Mario Kart: Super Circuit) and Mario Circuit 1 (from Super Mario Kart) to list three of my favourites.

The multiplayer experience is especially good this time too. This was the first Nintendo game to provide online play and while you could only race with three online racers at once, it was very exciting. Plus, as long as they had their own DS, you could play with up to eight people with only one copy of the game (although it was only on a limited number of tracks). When you all have copies of the game, you can use all the tracks and it’s a load of fun.

So on the whole, this is an excellent game and one of the best Mario Kart titles. The controls feel pretty airtight and the CPU racers never feel like they are obnoxiously cheating (which is a problem with certain past titles). Plus, for the first time, there are “Missions” which have you fighting against several bosses (from Super Mario 64 DS) while riding around in the karts. Add to that the fact that battle mode can now be played with only one human player and you have a very substantial game on your hands.

Rating: 9.5/10

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