NES Remix

If you’ve ever played a WarioWare game before (and if you haven’t, you should give the series a try, it’s great!) then you’ll be familiar with 9-Volt’s collection of ‘microgames.’ For those not in the know, they are moments from classic Nintendo games where you have to quickly fulfill a certain objective – it’s very fun. NES Remix feels like the end result after somebody decided to take that formula from WarioWare and make it its own game.

The challenges you’re given are broken down by game, so if you had a particular favourite on the NES, you could enjoy tasks taken from that game. Take Super Mario Bros. for example: you might be tasked with simply completing one of the games levels, or you might have to defeat a certain enemy, or win a level while collecting enough coins. You’ll find similar challenges for Donkey Kong, Ice Climber, Balloon Fight and other iconic NES games. What you’re asked to do gets a little harder each time and you’re rewarded between one and three stars based on how well you do.

The process I’ve just described is something I found quite fun, but the real treasure within NES Remix is its remixes. In the context of this game, what “remix” means is that a section of one of these NES games has been taken and then changed in some way, often even spliced with another game. Some examples include Link (in his original Legend of Zelda form) having to rescue Pauline from Donkey Kong, having to do something in the original Mario Bros. while controlling two Marios, playing a level of Wrecking Crew with everything as a silhouette or playing Excitebike and only being able to see what the bike’s lights shine onto.

As it’s only a cheap, download game, I definitely recommend NES Remix as I had a good time with it and found it quite addictive. The way that you’re ranked with stars gives it quite a lot of replay value too, as it is satisfying to go back and improve your old scores. If you’re a big NES fan, I think you’re likely to love this, but even if you’re just a general Nintendo fan, it’s still worth playing.

Rating: 8.3/10

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Starting Your Career With a Terrible Job

The idea of starting your career off with a terrible job might not sound very appealing, but actually I think it has some benefits. Let me be clear, though, that I am not talking about a job that’s low on the career ladder – I don’t mean ‘terrible’ like, working in a shop or a call centre. Those are respectable and honest jobs that somebody needs to do. When I say a terrible job, I mean any job which is badly managed and which has a negative working environment.

But why would you want a terrible job? Something which causes you stress and frustration? Well, I think that some negativity in the workplace is completely unavoidable and it’s good to be prepared. If you have such a bad experience early on, then nothing that comes afterwards will seem that bad.

This is certainly the case for me. While not my first ‘real’ job, fairly early in my career I had a job with a particularly nasty manager with many unpleasant personality traits. I put up with so many terrible things there, that nothing in any other job since has really seemed that bad – even when other employees have complained that things are really bad. I feel like it’s helped me to become quite resilient to corporate irritations and that’s something I am very pleased with. Handling problematic authority figures is something you can only learn to do through experience and that’s why it’s good to start your career with a terrible job.

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The Desire to Rewrite

When I started this blog, I was an A Level student. Between now and then I have successfully completed a Creative Writing degree at Bath Spa University and have started out a career in copywriting. That’s a lot of new experiences and a lot of time for my writing skills to improve and I believe I have gotten better in these last seven years.

The fact that I have gotten better means that I look back at some of my earlier Trusty Water Blog posts and feel like they’re not up to my current standards. I wish I hadn’t reviewed certain books or games so long ago, because I know that had I played or read them now and written a fresh review, it would have been so much better. Similarly, I wish I hadn’t written up certain anecdotes so long ago, because I could have written them in a much more engaging or entertaining way now.

There’s nothing stopping me from just going back and changing those old blog posts (and I do certainly edit them) but I don’t feel I can completely rewrite them. It would be disingenuous for me to do that. The other solution is to just write them again as new posts while leaving the bad originals intact – but for me that sets a worrying precedent. I’d probably end up writing things over and over every five years.

Funnily enough, I have sometimes wished that I had started writing this blog earlier in life, but if I had done that this issue would be an even bigger one. As it stands, I will just leave the old, less well written posts. At very least, I like that reading these back to back would create a pleasant transition from my old writing style to my current. When things are public, you always have to be very careful about when you start…

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The Stranger by Portia Da Costa

Unlike, say, Pride and Prejudice or To Kill a Mockingbird, The Stranger is not a title which will instantly stand out as a well known book. So what exactly is it? Well, it’s an obscure piece of erotica from several years back – but it’s not just a piece of obscure erotica from several years back, it’s also a Doctor Who novel in disguise! Now you begin to understand why I read this, even though my previous experience with erotica was extremely negative.

Let me explain the Doctor Who connection. The protagonist of the novel is a women named Claudia Marwood who meets a mysterious stranger who shows up near her house one day and can’t remember anything about himself. When they first meet, he’s wearing an Edwardian gentleman’s outfit and based on his description, he looks just like the Eighth Doctor. Funnily enough, they end up calling him Paul and what was the name of the actor who played the Eighth Doctor? Oh, yes. It was Paul McGann.

If that was all there was to it, this book wouldn’t really be anything more than a homage to the character, but it goes further than that. You see, the official range of Doctor Who novels later went on to explicitly reference Claudia and the events of this novel, retroactively making it an actual part of Doctor Who canon. After all, the novel series has been acknowledged as canonical with the audio adventures, which have been acknowledged as canonical with the television series.

So, I thought that connection was pretty cool. But what did I think of the actual content of the book? Well, to be honest, certain parts of it did make me a little queasy. Anything that involves bodily fluids (and especially the ingestion of bodily fluids) is a little too much for me. Some of the things that happened felt like they must have been written to appeal to really specific fetishes (for example, stuff involving urine…) but maybe I’m wrong. I am not an expert of human sexuality.

But something I did like was that none of the characters really seemed to be held back by gender. There’s a lot of sexual experimentation, with people realising that they’re attracted to the same sex and trying things for the first time. There’s actually quite a large variety in the sexual encounters (two men, two women, a man and a woman, a man and two women, etc.) and I like that. It felt very progressive. Plus, it means the Doctor has canonically had sex with a man – though I prefer to read him as an asexual character (which is pretty much impossible here) it’s nice to know that gender is not an issue for him.

Overall, I did appreciate the positive attitude to sex within this book. There was never any ambiguity when it came to consent and the interactions all felt very healthy to me. I was a bit concerned, however, that nobody ever took the time to use contraception – particularly as many of the characters take multiple partners… I also did start to find it a bit repetitive after a while – every chapter contains at least on sexual experience and, if I’m honest, I don’t really find these interesting to read about at all. Nonetheless, I did enjoy reading the book on the whole and I’d recommend it to any fans of Doctor Who who’re looking to explore the stranger corners of the expanded universe, or fans of erotic novels in general.

Rating: 8.3/10

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When We First Met…

  • You recognised The Waltons from my t-shirt and I knew we had to eventually become best friends. I was right.
  • You were a friend of a friend and I thought you were really cool. I wanted us to be friends as well, so I made it happen.
  • We clicked instantly. That very day I imagined we’d become really good friends. I was wrong.
  • We were given a professional introduction and shared a handshake. At the time, I wondered if I’d remember it as a significant moment in future. I did.
  • I wasn’t in the mood to meet new people and make new friends, but I thought I might regret it if I didn’t make the effort. If I hadn’t had done so, it would have been one of the biggest losses of my life.
  • You told me that I was really good looking and that you “liked tall men.” In retrospect, your romantic interest should have been obvious.
  • I got the strong impression that you weren’t too keen on me. Three months later, as you gave me a hug and said I was really sweet, I felt pretty smug about my powers of winning people over.
  • You spoke a lot about The Urbz and somehow a best friendship grew out of my second hand information.
  • I literally rolled my eyes and shook my head once you were out of sight. Years later, I don’t always roll my eyes.
  • You were a new person at school, so I thought it was a chance to win someone over because they wouldn’t yet know that I was really weird. It worked pretty well.
  • I called you by the name of someone I used to know, amusing myself with the thought that it was like a replacement actor for the same character – as it turns out, you actually had the same name.
  • I took out my Trusty Water Bottle to have a sip, hoping that it would give you an easy visual cue to identify me by.

It’s quite interesting to look back at the encounters which, at the time, seemed to be quite insignificant, but which later ended up leading to important relationships and experiences. It makes you realise that you could have one of these experiences any day of your life. Somebody could just say “Hello” and then all of a sudden your life is set on a path which changes everything for the better. It’s quite a comforting thought, I think.

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Professor Layton and the Curious Village

I think I should start this review by saying that I am going to be very bias. I suppose, really, I’m bias with all of my reviews, but in this particular case I associate the game very strongly with an old friend of mine – someone I’ve not seen in a long time. As a result, when I play, it makes me nostalgic and provides me with a happy reminder of him. Perhaps it’s best to view this reviews as a documentation of the feelings that each thing evokes in me and, in that sense, I am wholly unbiased as I know my own emotions.

So, anyway, the game! Professor Layton and his young companion Luke travel to a village called St. Mystere, where they have been invited to solve the mystery of the ‘Golden Apple’ – all of which ties into the will of a recently deceased Baron. The two of them then explore the village in an attempt to get to the bottom of things, encountering many puzzle-loving villagers along the way.

The game is a point and click adventure, so you’ll have a view of a certain part of the town and click on the building you want to enter or the person you want to speak to. People tend to say “I’ll tell you something useful if you solve this puzzle” and then you’ll be given a puzzle to solve. These puzzles vary significantly – sometimes you’re sliding tiles around on the touch screen, sometimes you have to use mathematics, other times a scenario is explained and you really have to think outside of the book to determine the outcome. Puzzles vary in difficulty from sometimes being very easy to sometimes being enormously hard. I liked the variety and sometimes solving a hard puzzle was deeply satisfying (and made me feel intelligent.)

What took me by surprise is the game’s level of emotional depth. From the setup, you’re probably not going to expect all that much in terms of story, but actually there were a lot of unexpected twists and I found the end rather moving. To top it all off, there’s a really beautiful soundtrack throughout and a great soundtrack always brings emotions to the surface, in my experience.

The characters were all quite charming as well, particularly Layton and Luke themselves. Layton wants to be the perfect gentleman and that’s exactly what he is, while Luke is provides innocence and wonder. It wasn’t just the main characters though: the small characters all tended to have some interesting features to them, even if it was just the fact that they were comically ugly. Nobody is a normal, forgettable person.

I had never played a game like this before and, to be honest, I wasn’t sure what to expect. When I got to the end of it, I couldn’t wait to get onto the sequels, because I was hooked! This is a superb addition to the DS library. (Bad news for anybody playing it for the first time now, though, is that extra downloadable puzzles, available via the internet, can no longer be played – I wasn’t really sure where to fit that in, but it’s a shame.)

Rating: 9.5/10

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Snapshot 2

I woke up a little before you. It was a Friday morning. It was a sunny day. I was not in Corsham. Life was good. I felt so serene – it was one of only a few times that I’ve experienced the true feeling of being content. This was a little strange, because the night before I had been extremely distressed – worried about a future which I know now was very real.

I’m not in the habit of bed sharing, but I have done so on a couple of occasions. For me, it’s a very pleasant experience and one which I know a lot of people don’t quite understand. It’s just the matter of being near to another human being, the feeling of closeness and security which sleeping alone can never provide, no matter how nice it may sometimes be. The simple act of sleeping together, without a sexual context, is a bonding experience which I believe should be more common.

I looked to the floor at my blazer and water bottle and I wondered why I hadn’t hung them up anywhere. But before I could indulge too long a look at my most trusty possessions, I noticed that you were waking up. I was pleased.

Strangely enough, though the memory of that morning remains clear in my mind, in particular, how I felt and what I saw and thought, I cannot actually remember our conversations. All I remember is that I was very grateful for your hospitality and I was doing my best to express that – perhaps excessively so, as I am in the habit of doing.

As the morning teetered on into the early afternoon, it was time for me to go home. The most peaceful morning had come to an end and, such as is the case with all moments in time, was gone forever and never to return – but it remains a safe place of calm and relaxation, stored safely in the archives of my memory to revisit at times of duress.

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Rhythm Paradise games:

2006: Rhythm Tengoku
2008: Rhythm Paradise
2011: Puzzle Swap ¹
2014: Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS ²

Parent Series:

Connected Series:

Footnotes:

  1. Several characters appear in a puzzle dedicated to the series.
  2. Sneaky Spirits appear as enemies.
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The Marketing Potential of Internet Trolls

For the last two months, I have been back doing digital marketing work, which is good. It’s the kind of work I enjoy doing the most. In that time, I have noticed something quite interesting.

I currently work for a charity and, as a result, there are some people who are strongly opposed to their work. With businesses that I’ve worked for in the past, there was never anything to prompt anything particularly negative, but it seems like wildlife conservation is something which can stir up bad feelings with certain people (for some reason.)

But as irritating as these negative comments are, I think they’re actually useful. I notice that the Facebook posts with the most negative comments are the ones which tend to generate the most money. Are these two things connected?

On the one hand, it could be that the ones making the most money have the most negative comments because they are seen by the most people. On the other hand, I feel like negative comments might be beneficial to some organisations. These comments are so obviously wrong and written with such clear maliciousness, that it’s easy to see who the good guy is. I feel like it makes the organisation into an under dog – it clearly highlights the ignorance that we are fighting against. Perhaps people then donate in order to oppose the nasty commenters and to distance themselves from them. It’s only a theory, but I think it has its merits…

When I first started, I wanted to find a way to block the same trolls who would comments all the time – but now, I hope that they will comment because they are doing good that they don’t realise. Or at least, I think they are/

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Macbeth by William Shakespeare

If you don’t know the story of Macbeth, you’ve probably still heard of it – at least through reputation. This is, after all, “The Scottish Play” which some actors feel so superstitious about it (due to its dark themes and witchcraft) that they won’t even say its name. For me, this background information alone put me into an eager state of mind going into it.

The story follows a man called Macbeth, an army general who is told by three witches that he will one day become king. So, along with a little bit of encouragement from his wife, he begins to make plans to murder the king so that he can replace him. As you can tell, it’s the kind of plan which is is going to end up with somebody getting hurt. It is a plan for murder, after all.

When reading, it’s easy to see why the play has it’s gruesome reputation. I was quite shocked by some of the things that happened and even though everybody speaks Shakespearean English and feels one step removed from reality, I still felt for these characters and certain moments did pack an emotional punch.

Nonetheless, I did find the character of Macbeth himself a little unbelievable. He just seemed kind of stupid to me – so easily swayed by others. I didn’t feel like he had a real reason to want to murder the king, based on what we had seen. He simply didn’t feel real. I did, however, enjoy Lady Macbeth (her ultimate fate seemed quite strange, almost mysterious) and the three witches themselves, who came across as quite enigmatic.

If you’re interested in reading any Shakespeare plays, then I guess that this is one of those which you should prioritise. It’s one of the better known ones and, generally speaking, a fairly enjoyable read. Though of course, like all Shakespeare, it isn’t very accessible.

Rating: 7.4/10

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