Critical Thinking

I think that one of the most important skills that somebody can have is critical thinking. Sadly, I also think that this is something which is not valued highly enough. I think that critical thinking should be a mandatory part of everybody’s education as it is so important.

If you think about many of the problems within society, they stem from ignorance. Ignorance stems from false repeated ideas within the media. If everybody were taught how to use critical thinking, they would be able to pick apart any and all ideas that they encounter. Doing this helps people to identify the origins of ideas and concepts and whether they have any legitimacy.

It’s quite a complex thing really and, obviously, I can’t summarise it all in a single blog post, but I think it should definitely be given more importance in schools. Such classes would include taking a look at the media and how things can be misrepresented, how misconceptions can be spread as fact, how to be more emphatic (by covering other lots of other perspectives) and education about how life can be different for different groups of people.

There’d be a lot to cover, really, but I think it would be hugely beneficial for many people, were this covered in schools. It might help people to feel more secure about having unique perspectives and it will help them throughout their lives. It would also help people to make informed decisions in elections and to be less susceptible to propaganda.

I studied critical thinking directly when I did a philosophy A Level and I know that others were introduced to similar concepts in courses like sociology and media studies. This was not mandatory education, so I feel very lucky that I got to have those classes. Really these sorts of classes should be available to everybody and from a young age, too. I hope one day I’ll see steps taken to implement this.

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Donkey Kong: Jungle Climber

Donkey Kong Jungle ClimberDonkey Kong: Jungle Climber features the same sort of gameplay as DK: King of Swing, but has really refined the formula in many ways.  It was the main Donkey Kong game for the DS and is a solid game all round.

The story has the Kongs enjoying a holiday on Sun Sun Island, only to spot a banana shaped spacecraft which starts to attack them. Before long they find themselves caught up in an adventure involving an alien called Xananab and the latest plan of K. Rool and a few of his Kremling underlings. There are quite a few scenes of the Kongs chatting together and even talking with K. Rool and I appreciated the fact that there was quite a lot of dialogue.

Just like King of Swing, every level is based around climbing. The good thing is though that many of the levels feature things to climb on which are perfectly natural. I like levels to feel like places and not levels and this game achieves that (most of the time.) Donkey Kong and Diddy now both go along through levels together like they did in older games and when you have Diddy he can be used as a projectile. The climbing feels very intuitive and it’s really fun to build up momentum while doing it and to speed through a level.

What I also liked a lot about Jungle Climber is that the art style is quite similar to that of the Donkey Kong Country games. I love the Donkey Kong Country games and in the especially well designed levels, I could imagine that I was playing another of them. It was lovely. They have these spooky swamp levels and some beach levels which I thought looked very nice.

There were only one or two things I didn’t like about it. Firstly, Cranky Kong stops to talk to you all the time, but he’s now a helpful mentor instead of a bitter old man, making him boring and a bit annoying. Secondly, Dixie Kong is in the game, but for some reason not involved in the Kongs’ adventure, which doesn’t make sense to me. It would have been nice if she’d had a key role. Finally, at times the difficulty could be rather frustrating and when it is it’s usually down to things which are out of your control. Thankfully, this problem isn’t too regular

But on the whole, this is  a very solid entry in the Donkey Kong series and one which I enjoyed very much. It’s very fun and definitely worth a try. Rating: 9/10

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The Art of Short Blog Posts

There are some bloggers out there who seem to be able to write a few short  words for a blog and still say something substantial. Just twenty or so and that would be it. It’s times like these, when it’s very late and I want to go to bed but haven’t yet update this blog, that I wish I were one of them. You have to admire the fact that some people can do it: being able convey something when you’re very limited like that is a clear reflection of somebody having full mastery of the English Language. A friend of mine does it occasionally and I have an immense respect for them. I know, from an SEO perspective that it’s always best to have over a certain number of words in a blog post. Does this make me feel better about my situation? No it doesn’t because art is more important than SEO and also because even my longer shorter posts aren’t long enough for search algorithms. Oh well. At least I can say that I tried.

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Mr. Pants games:

Mr Pants logo1999: Jet Force Gemini ¹
2000: Banjo-Tooie ²
2005: It’s Mr. Pants

Connected Series:

Footnotes:

  1. A cheat code can transform all enemies into Mr. Pants. A carving of him can also be found in an ancient temple.
  2. Mr. Pants can be seen dancing on Boggy’s television and also as a constellation in the stars at Witchyworld.
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Voucher Monkey Interview

For today’s new blog post, I am excited to tell you that I have had the opportunity to sit down with young and upcoming journalist, Voucher Monkey. We only had time for a brief chat, but here’s what we discussed.

Me: So when did you decide to go into journalism

Voucher Monkey: Well, it wasn’t really my choice. I was born in the wild, but then captured and forced to live in captivity. I was kept in a tiny cage in an office and secretly wrote one article to ruin the reputation of the business who captured me. It kind of went on from there.

Me: Oh, yes. That was the start of Ant and Dec Gate.

VM: Yeah, well that was supposed to be a real attack, you know? Something to say “look, you can’t keep me in a cage like this” but it completely misfired. Sure, people were angry, when I falsely reported that Ant and Dec had split, but they got so much traffic on the site that it was basically just a good thing. They even gave me a job.

Me: And how do you feel about you job?

VM: Well, I mean, obviously I prefer to be out of the cage doing something than in the cage gathering dust, but, man, its a depressing life. One fake news article a week… It’s not very fulfilling.

Me: Do you wish you had more to write?

VM: Well, I just think I get taken for granted. I mean, it’s a miracle I can talk, let alone the fact that I have a strong enough grasp of human culture to be able to write weekly, topical pieces of clickbait.

Me: Did you feel underappreciated before the articles too?

VM: Definitely. You know what they were going to do before that article was a success? They were gonna have me put to sleep. Yeah, they were gonna f-[removed]-ing kill me, man.

Me: And what can we expect from you in future?

VM: I don’t know. The future is what the future is. I don’t know how much longer I can do this fake news-gig.  I want to lash out at the world, but it just doesn’t feel as satisfying when people want you to lash out. This has become my whole identity. You know, back before all this, I was never called Voucher Monkey. I’m not even a monkey! Nobody even stops to ask if I’m male or female. It’s like I’m nothing but a gag. Day after day I sit in that cage and they’ll bring me out and make me dance, then they’ll put me back in and then make me write an article. I don’t want any of that. I just want to be free, you know? Running through the jungle. With my people. But it will never happen.

Me: Thanks for your time, I hope your career will take you to a happier place soon.

That was really quite a sad experience, to be honest. The creative industry does seem to take its toll on some. Let’s hope that things are happier for Voucher Monkey soon!

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Conker’s Bad Fur Day

Conker's Bad Fur DayConker the Squirrel. He was the friend of Diddy Kong. His birthday was once ruined by the Evil Acorn. Nobody could ever have imagined the strange turn his life would take in Conker’s Bad Fur Day.

Aesthetically, this game is just like a lot of other Rare platformers of the time. It looks like Donkey Kong 64 or Banjo-Kazooie and a lot of people might have expected it to be similar in tone too, but it’s not. It’s really not. Personally, I find it amazing that these things are all connected.

So how’s it different? Well, you see, this game is very adult. At first, you might think that the only thing which sets this apart is that it features crude humour and has characters swearing, but there’s so much more to it. The story is often very dark and even profound. I don’t really want to say too much about what happens in the game, because it’s often quite effective because of how unexpected most of what happens is. Sometimes you’ll laugh out loud at the humour, other times you’ll be stunned by something absolutely harrowing.

But beyond the huge range in story, there’s also a huge range in gameplay. Sometimes it will be the platforming you’re used to from Rare. Sometimes it will be a third person shooter. Sometimes it will be survival horror. Things never get dull and there are a ton of movie pastiches along the way too. Occasionally, however, the controls are slightly frustrating, but thankfully not too often. There’s also a multiplayer death match mode for up to four people, which was a nice little addition, but not much more than a bonus, in my eyes.

One thing I found especially interesting about Conker’s Bad Fur Day is how Conker evolved as the story went along. Conker is a very flawed person, but we get to see him progress somewhat throughout the duration of the game. I also found that I really disliked him at times, because many of his actions were just plain awful, but it was always interesting to see how he’d react to the situations he found himself in.

I also want to take a moment to say that Conker’s world felt really beautiful and I really enjoyed exploring it. I know it only has Nintendo 64 era graphics, but I think that just adds to the charm. With all the natural scenery, peaceful sound effects and the fantastic soundtrack, the world of Conker’s Bad Fur Day was a delight to explore.

Overall this game was a masterpiece. It’s very sad to think that it isn’t better known. I know it may appear to just be something that just childishly makes cartoon animals swear in an attempt to be funny (and I’ll admit, there were one or two bits of sexual humour which were too ‘on the nose’ for me), but it’s got so much more depth to it and is definitely worth a try. One of Rare’s best games.

Rating: 9.8/10

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Accidental Pervert

I recently decided that I should try to go swimming at least once a week. Not only is this a good form of exercise (which I need more of) but it also helps me to combat my disliking of being undressed around others. It is exercise for the mind and body all at once! However, things didn’t go quite so smoothly the first time I went.

The Bath swimming pool, if you ask me, is a little hard to navigate; once I’d stepped out of the men’s changing room, it wasn’t clear to me where I should go to find the pool. I slowly wandered forward and wondered if I was heading in the right direction. As I was wearing only my swimming costume, I was worried about coming out in the reception area or something.

Eventually a passed a woman. I noticed she was looking in my direction, so I looked towards her and smiled (as you do when you notice a stranger looking at you.) I then carried on slowly walking in that same direction. Oddly, I noticed that that woman was still looking right at me. I looked to her again to give her another friendly smile and this time I noticed that she was frowning at me. Why was this? Had I done something wrong?

I noticed that I had missed something crucial. The woman who was staring at me was actually naked. Then I realised I’d wandered into the woman’s changing room. I gave an apologetic smile, apologised and quickly turned around. A little while later I found the pool. As I swam, I kept worrying I’d get in trouble for what had happened and be asked to leave – I also couldn’t help but feel bad about my inadvertent invasion of that woman’s privacy! Thankfully, future visits have been less eventful. Since then, I’ve noticed the women’s changing room has been much more clearly signposted.

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Yoshi games:

1990: Super Mario World ¹Yoshi logo
1992: Super Mario Kart ²
1995: Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island
1995: Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy’s Kong Quest ³
1996: Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars ⁴
1996: Super Mario 64 ⁵
1996: Donkey Kong Land 2 ⁶
1996: Mario Kart 64 ⁷
1997: Game & Watch Gallery ⁸
1997: Yoshi’s Story
1998: Mario Party
1999: Super Smash Bros. ¹⁰
1999: Mario Golf ¹¹
2000: Paper Mario ¹²
2001: Mario Kart: Super Circuit ¹³
2001: Super Smash Bros. Melee ¹⁴
2002: Super Mario Sunshine ¹⁵
2003: Mario Kart: Double Dash!! ¹⁶
2003: Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga ¹⁷
2004: Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door ¹⁸
2004: Super Mario 64 DS ¹⁹
2004: Yoshi’s Universal Gravitation
2005: Mario Kart DS ²⁰
2006: Tetris DS ²¹
2008: Super Smash Bros. Brawl ²²
2008: Mario Kart Wii ²³
2009: New Super Mario Bros. Wii ²
2010: Super Mario Galaxy 2 ²⁵
2011: Puzzle Swap ²⁶
2011: Mario Kart 7 ²⁷
2012: Animal Crossing: New Leaf ²⁸
2012: Nintendo Land ²⁹
2012: New Super Mario Bros. U ³⁰
2013: New Super Luigi U ³¹
2014: Mario Kart 8 ³²
2014: Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS ³³
2015: Yoshi’s Woolly World
2015: Super Mario Maker ³⁴
2016: Minecraft ³⁵
2016: Super Mario Maker for Nintendo 3DS ³
2016: Super Mario Run ³⁷

Parent Series:

Connected Series:

Footnotes:

  1. Yoshi is potentially rideable in almost every level.
  2. Yoshi is a playable character.
  3. Yoshi has a minor cameo.
  4. Yoshi is rideable in one area of the game.
  5. Yoshi has a minor cameo.
  6. Yoshi has a minor cameo.
  7. Yoshi is a playable character.
  8. Yoshi is playable in a remake of Manhole, and make non-playable appearances in remakes of Fire and Oil Panic.
  9. Yoshi is a playable character and one of the game’s levels is based on the series.
  10. Yoshi is a playable character and there is a stage based on the series.
  11. Yoshi is a playable character and one golf course is on Yoshi’s Island.
  12. Several Yoshis and characters from the series are non-playable characters.
  13. Yoshi is a playable character.
  14. Yoshi is a playable character and there are two stages based on the series.
  15. Yoshis are rideable in certain levels.
  16. Yoshi is a playable character and there is a race track based on the series.
  17. Yoshis appear as non-playable characters.
  18. A Yoshi is a playable party member.
  19. Yoshi is a playable character.
  20. Yoshi is a playable character and there is a race track based on the series.
  21. Yoshi appears in certain game modes.
  22. Yoshi is a playable character and there is a stage based on the series.
  23. Yoshi is a playable character and there is a race track based on the series.
  24. Yoshi is rideable in certain levels.
  25. Yoshi is rideable in certain levels.
  26. Yoshi appears in several puzzles.
  27. Yoshi is a playable character.
  28. A Yoshi within an egg appears as a piece of furniture.
  29. A new game, Yoshi’s Fruit Cart, is included.
  30. Yoshi is rideable in certain levels.
  31. Yoshi is rideable in certain levels.
  32. Yoshi is a playable character and Yarn Yoshis appear in one of the game’s DLC tracks.
  33. Yoshi is a playable character and there is a stage based on the series.
  34. Yoshi is both rideable and playable via Mystery Mushroom.
  35. Yoshi is a playable character in the Wii U and Nintendo Switch versions of the game and can be encountered online in all console versions.
  36. Yoshi is potentially rideable in almost any level.
  37. Various Yoshis are unlockable playable characters.
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R.I.P. Earl Hamner

Today was a sad day because today was the day that Earl Hamner died. Since I read his book Spencer’s Mountain in 2009, he has been my favourite author (or at least one of them, it fluctuates a bit) and I also enjoyed hearing him narrate every episode of The Waltons and knowing that he was the real-life version of John-Boy Walton, one of my favourite fictional characters. In 2013, I wrote a short personal essay called “Why The Waltons is Wonderful” and it was included in a book which was given to him on his 90th birthday. After that he sent me, and the other contributors, a lovely thank you via email. In the email he said that if any of us ever happened to be in his area, he would buy us dinner. Living in the UK, I thought my chances of being in his area were, sadly, quite low, but I always hoped that I would one day be able to take him up on that kind offer. Having dinner with people is probably my favourite thing to do, so you can image how much I would enjoy having dinner with one of my heroes! I also emailed him and asked whether he’d like to write a Trusty Water Blog post about writing and he said he was very busy, but he’d get around to it when he had a chance. Just a day or two ago a friend suggested I should send him another email. Of course, my connection to him is minimal, but I’m still very sad to know he’s no longer around. Still, his story, his life and his work will continue to inspire me.

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Sabre Wulf

Sabre WulfSabre Wulf is one of the very early games made by Rare during their Ultimate Play the Game days. You play as Sabreman and have to find four pieces of an amulet in order to escape from a labyrinthine jungle (avoiding the titular Sabre Wulf in the process.)

First things first, I just want to say, I love this game. It may be old and simple, but it’s fun and that’s what’s most important. The game allows you to move around in all directions and you’re essentially exploring a massive maze. Something about the old graphics (with a lot of black) helped to set the feeling of the mysterious jungle for me. There’s also no background music (just blips for sound effects) and I also think that that helps to set the tone of a secluded jungle.

The jungle is pretty huge and you may find it hard to find everything, but I think the difficulty added to my enjoyment. It never really felt too hard, but was satisfyingly difficult. Having said that, there were occasionally things which were a bit unfair: for example, Sabreman’s controlling is ever so slightly slidey, which occasionally meant that I died because he moved further forward than I wanted him to.

Throughout the jungle, you’ll find animals (like rhinos and hippos), deadly insects and a hostile tribe of people. There’s also the unstoppable Sabre Wulf, which is always after you. Of course, to keep himself safe, Sabreman has a trusty sabre which he can use to destroy smaller threats and to keep people and bigger animals at bay. There are also various plants you can eat, each of which have different effects on you and make you immune to the damage of enemies.

When you first play, it might feel too hard (and I certainly felt that way), but after a few tries you should get into the swing of things. It has no save feature (other than scores) so you’ll have to do it in on sitting, unless you’re playing an emulation, such as the one in Rare Replay. Other than a few things like that, for a game of its age, this is very good indeed and I feel like later (more popular) titles, such as The Legend of Zelda, owe it a lot.

Rating: 8/10

Buy it here as part of Rare Replay.

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