Why Writers Might Not Want Writing Jobs

I’m sure for most writers out there, a writing job would be their dream form of employment. But, while I don’t doubt that it would be a perfect situation for some people, I also think that some writers may not like to have writing jobs and I am going to use this blog post to explain why.

I work full time as a writer and write thousands of words at work every single day. I write articles and generic text for web pages. When I get home I often experience the feeling of being “all written out” which leaves me less motivated to continue my personal writing pursuits. I’m quickly writing this blog post out now just before bed, for example, because I wasn’t exactly motivated for writing when I got home (since I had just been writing for hours already.)

So I think that there’ll be a lot of writers out there who might be better off if they didn’t have writing jobs. Let’s face it, most of the writing jobs that are going around are the kind of work that I do and there are probably only a small few who consider that a “dream” piece of writing work. You might then be doing that piece of less than ideal writing and pouring all of your creative energy into that and then not able to do your own projects.

Having said that, I certainly wouldn’t want any other job. Even though a lot of what I do is written in a very uncreative buisness-like tone, I still get the occasional opportunity to be very creative and I am very grateful for that. Even if I had much fewer opportunities for creativity in my work, it would still be a lot more than in something like answering telephones as a receptionist. While I would do other work, the creative freedom I have every day means that my work never truly feels like “work” and while a lot of my creative energies may be spent, I feel that it is a small price to pay. This is just something to keep in mind if you’re thinking of going into writing.

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The Structure of my Reviews

You may have noticed that I’ve posted a few video game archive pages along with my regular posts recently and I just wanted to take a moment to explain what I’m doing. As you may or may not know, thanks to a good friend of mine, I got a proper domain for my blog and also made the transition from Weebly to WordPress – having made this change, I am also reworking the archiving for my video game reviews (click “Video Game Reviews” to see how it’s shaping up) – a side affect of this is that it means these archive posts occasionally end up in the main feed.

I know that writing reviews is the kind of generic content that a lot of people like to write, but I like to think that my own have a somewhat unique edge. With my special pages which list all of the reviews and show how the different video game series are linked together, I hope to reflect the very interconnected way that I look at all art mediums. I try out a lot of new things when I find out that they have some kind of connection to something I know and like already and I hope this method for reviewing will encourage people to try new things too. Right now, I only do it with video games, but I’d like one day to have some kind of interconnected review collection for all media… It will take a lot of time to think out the best system though. I also need to start posting book reviews more regularly.  Anyway, basically, I just wanted to explain why archives were being posted here for now!

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Battletoads Arcade

Battletoads ArcadeAfter successful games on the NES, SNES, Game Boy and where ever else, the Battletoads series was given a little bit of a finale with Battletoads Arcade. Gameplay is roughly similar to the earlier games, but it tries harder to be bigger and better than them.

As always, the majority of the levels have you beating up loads of enemies as you try to get through levels. This is fun and this time it’s especially entertaining because the violence is absurdly over the top. Now the toads will pin down enemies and bash their faces in until loads of blood starts squirting everywhere. Yeah. It’s ridiculous. It’s hilarious.

The different levels often present different kinds of gameplay (for example, one time you’re flying with jetpacks, another you’re shooting enemies from within a vehicle) but generally it’s just fighting and it feels like there’s less variation than in previous games. This, for me, made the game occasionally feel a little boring. On the other hand, three-person co-op is always an option, which is nice.

One thing I have to say about this game is that if you ever try to play it in an arcade, you’re going to have to spend a fortune if you want to get to the end. The game was intentionally designed to kill you constantly, because there are bullets and enemies flying everywhere. This isn’t really a problem when playing an emulation like in Rare Replay because you’re given infinite continues, but I’m very sorry for your loss if you want to play “authentically.”

Overall, this is a fun game and I couldn’t help but smile at the ridiculously over the top violence and action. Occasionally things like bosses might begin to feel a bit tedious when they kill you constantly and the game does rather feel a bit short, but it’s still a good experience. Rating: 7/10

 

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John

Last week I was in Bristol visiting some good friends of mine. We visited an all-dessert restaurant (where I had a delicious ice cream sundae) and were then headed back to my friend’s flat to go and play Wii U games.

However, on the way to the flat we encountered a homeless man called John. He told us that he needed 40p for a bus he had to catch and asked if any of us could spare anything. I had lots of change and could easily afford to spare 40p, so, of course I gave it to him.

“Ah, you’re so stingey. I’m homeless, mate. Asking for 40p is just a euphemism. I want all of your money,” he said.

“Well, in that case why did you just ask for 40p? Honesty is always the best policy. You asked for 40p, so I gave you 40p,” I replied.

“Look, I’m homeless. Isn’t obvious that I need all the money I can get?” he asked.

“Well, I suppose so,” I said as I gave him the rest of the money in my wallet, “but you should really be more honest when asking people for money.”

“Ah, thanks, mate! You’re so kind,” he said, and he actually went on for quite a while. Thanking me, telling me how he’d learned an important lesson about honesty, hugging me and so forth.

“What’s your name?” he asked, eventually.

“My name is Adam Randall,” I said.

“And you?” he said to my friend Oscar Taylor-Kent, who had been awkwardly silent the whole time.

“I’m John,” said Oscar.

“John what?” he asked, hoping for a surname.

“Yes, that’s right,” he said.

He actually fell for that trick, but I thought it was quite a funny joke and couldn’t help laughing, making him realise he was being “wound up”. After that, he told us that he thought we were in the military and then that was about that. I found it quite funny that anybody thought I had some kind of military background and other than that, it was just an unusual encounter that I wanted to share.

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Super Mario games:

1981: Donkey Kong ¹Picture
1982: Donkey Kong (Game & Watch) ²
1982: Donkey Kong Jr. ³
1983: Donkey Kong II
1983: Mario Bros. (Game & Watch)
1983: Mario Bros.
1985: Super Mario Bros.
1986: The Legend of Zelda
1986: Super Mario Bros. 2 (The Lost Levels)
1987: Super Mario Bros. (Game & Watch)
1987: Mike Tyson’s Punch Out!! ⁶
1988: Super Mario Bros. 2
1988: Super Mario Bros. 3
1989: Super Mario Land
1989: Tetris ⁷
1990: Dr. Mario
1990: Punch-Out!!
1990: Super Mario World
1991: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
1992: Super Mario Kart
1992: Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins
1994: Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3
1994: Donkey Kong (Game Boy) ¹⁰
1995: Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island
1995: Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy’s Kong Quest ¹¹
1996: Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
1996: Kirby Super Star ¹²
1996: Super Mario 64
1996: Donkey Kong Land 2 ¹³
1996: Mario Kart 64
1997: Game & Watch Gallery ¹⁴
1997: Yoshi’s Story ¹⁵
1998: Mario Party
1999: Super Smash Bros. ¹⁶
1999: Mario Golf
1999: Donkey Kong 64 ¹⁷
2000: Paper Mario
2001: The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons ¹⁸
2001: The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages ¹⁹
2001: Mario Kart: Super Circuit
2001: Luigi’s Mansion
2001: Super Smash Bros. Melee ²⁰
2002: Super Mario Sunshine
2002: Animal Crossing ²¹
2003: WarioWare, Inc.: Minigame Mania ²²
2003: Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
2003: Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
2003: Donkey Konga ²³
2004: Mario vs. Donkey Kong
2004: Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
2004: WarioWare: Twisted! ²⁴
2004: Super Mario 64 DS
2004: Yoshi’s Universal Gravitation ²⁵
2005: Mario Kart DS
2006: Game & Watch Collection ²⁶
2006: Tetris DS ²⁷
2006: New Super Mario Bros.
2006: Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis
2006: Wii Shop Channel ²⁸
2007: Super Paper Mario
2007: Super Mario Galaxy
2008: Super Smash Bros. Brawl ²⁹
2008: Mario Kart Wii
2009: PiCOPiCT ³⁰
2009: Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Minis March Again!
2009: New Super Mario Bros. Wii
2010: Super Mario Galaxy 2
2010: Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem!
2011: Puzzle Swap ³¹
2011: Super Mario 3D Land
2011: Mario Kart 7
2012: New Super Mario Bros. 2
2012: Animal Crossing: New Leaf ³²
2012: Nintendo Land ³³
2012: New Super Mario Bros. U
2013: New Super Luigi U
2013: Super Mario 3D World
2013: NES Remix ³⁴
2014: Mario Kart 8
2014: Hyrule Warriors ³⁵
2014: Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS ³⁶
2014: Bayonetta ³⁷
2015: StreetPass Fishing ³⁸
2015: Yoshi’s Woolly World ³⁹
2015: Super Mario Maker
2016: Minecraft ⁴⁰
2016: Super Mario Maker for Nintendo 3DS
2016: Super Mario Run

Parent Series:

Spin-offs:

Connected Series:

Footnotes:

  1. Mario is the game’s playable character.
  2. Mario is the game’s playable character.
  3. Mario is the game’s villain.
  4. Mario is the game’s villain.
  5. A kind of Piranha Plants called Manhandlas appear as enemies.
  6. Mario appears as a non-playable character.
  7. Mario and Luigi appear in the game’s multiplayer mode.
  8. Mario appears as a non-playable character.
  9. Chain Chomps appear as enemies.
  10. Mario is the game’s playable character.
  11. Mario has a minor cameo.
  12. Mario, Luigi, Toad and Birdo can be seen in the crowd whenever there is an audience.
  13. Mario has a minor cameo.
  14. The game features remakes of Game & Watch titles which all now include various characters from the series.
  15. Bowser (as a baby) is the game’s primary antagonist.
  16. Mario and Luigi are playable and there are a couple of stages based on the series.
  17. A port of Donkey Kong can be played.
  18. Manhandlas, Thwomps and other creatures from the series appear.
  19. Cheep-Cheeps appear as enemies.
  20. Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser and Dr. Mario are playable and there are several stages based on the series.
  21. NES games featuring characters from the series are unlockable, such as Donkey Kong.
  22. Mario and other characters make various cameos in different microgames.
  23. Mario has a minor appearance on some of the game’s menus, music from the series can also be unlocked.
  24. Mario and other characters make various cameos in different microgames.
  25. Bowser is the game’s main villain.
  26. A playable port of the Game & Watch Donkey Kong (which features Mario) is included.
  27. Mario and other characters from the series appear in various game modes.
  28. Mario and Luigi appear and are partially playable on the game’s download screen.
  29. Mario, Luigi, Bowser and Peach are playable an there are several stages based on the series.
  30. Mario (and other characters) appear once certain levels are beaten.
  31. Super Mario characters appear in numerous puzzles.
  32. Piranha Plants and Bullet Bills appear with certain pieces of furniture.
  33. Two new games, Mario Chase and Luigi’s Ghost Mansion, are included.
  34. Various characters from their series appear in their NES forms and are “remixed” into new scenarios.
  35. Manhandlas appear as enemies and Chain Chomps can be used as weapons.
  36. Various characters from the series are playable and there are several stages based on it too.
  37. Bowser appears as part of some of Bayonett’s attacks. (Wii U version only.)
  38. Cheep Cheeps and Bloopers appear as fishes which can be caught.
  39. Bowser appears as a baby.
  40. Characters from the series are playable in the Wii U and Nintendo Switch versions of the game and can be encountered online in all console versions.
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Smartphone

I recently got myself a smartphone for the first time, and I love it! I’m not one to generally replace my phone on a regular basis and I got the phone I had before this in 2011, so it felt like time for a change. I’m very pleased to find all of the new features that the smartphone has and it’s also nice to see how user friendly it is. I’m sure it probably seems extra good to me because my previous phone had been held back for several months due to the fact that it was quite badly broken. What’s especially exciting for me is the potential that it bring to this blog: firstly, I am able to write blog posts on it, which means I shouldn’t have to miss updating during times when I may be away and, secondly, it gives me access to smartphone games, meaning that I can make my range of video game reviews just a little more comprehensive. I’m especially excited for Nintendo’s upcoming range. So apologies if this is a bit of a boring “update” post, but it’s something I’m quite excited about at the moment and wanted to share!

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Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest

Castlevania IIThe first Castlevania game for the NES was very popular and is remembered fondly to this day (even if it is hard.) It’s not surprising that it was eventually given a sequel, but the sequel’s not so fondly remembered…

With the first Castlevania all you ever had to do was get to the end of very linear levels, but this was often very tricky because of the many, very agile enemies. You never had to really think about what had to be done, it was just that what had to be done was difficult. Castlevania II meanwhile, puts you into a 2D world which is basically completely open and you have to figure everything out for yourself.

Story-wise, you find out that Dracula put a curse on Simon just as he was defeated at the end of the first game and so he needs to revive Dracula so that the curse can be reversed.   You travel around looking for different parts of Dracula so you can put him back together. It’s a bit weird really. In fact, the whole game is weird.

To be honest, without following an online guide, I don’t think I’d ever have completed Simon’s Quest. You’re given no real direction as to what you need to do and often what you need to do is just totally random and bizarre. “Stand in this exact spot and crouch while holding a piece of garlic,” is the kind of thing that you’ll find in any guide and exactly the kind of thing you have to do throughout. I’ve no idea how anybody ever figured these things out for themselves.

Other than being hard to figure out, I don’t think Castlevania II is quite as hard as Castlevania as the enemies always seemed easier to fight. The bosses are much easier and the enemy creatures don’t seem so overpowered. This is a good thing, I think, since the first was often far too difficult… The problem is that it’s just much harder in different ways!

As always with Castlevania, this game has a really fantastic soundtrack which I thought set the tone perfectly. I did feel, however, that a little less was drawn from literature and mythology this time, than is usually the case, which is a shame. Nonetheless, I still found this game very enjoyable (once I used a guide) and would probably recommend it to fans or to people who love hard games. Rating: 6.8/10

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Writing Against the Tides of Time

When I first started writing the blog, I was generally writing things which had happened very recently and they were fresh in memory. Any other interesting things that had happened wouldn’t have been any more than three years prior because, if I went back any further than that, I would have just been a child. Generally I think of 2008 as my first proper year of adult life and in 2011, 2008 wasn’t really that long ago. Now it’s 2016 and certain details about certain things are becoming a little more unclear to me. I like to have a collection of anecdotal blog posts on here, but there are probably things I would have loved to have written down but I didn’t and so now will be lost to the recesses of memory.

Generally, if anything unusual or interesting happens to me, I like to get it written down here as quickly as possible because I want my recollection to be as accurate as possible. The more time that goes by, the harder it becomes to remember certain things from the past (though, of course, others remain crystal clear.) I think that, thanks to these blog posts, there are things that happened in the past that I remember, but which I wouldn’t remember had I not recorded them. Keeping this blog has been a good way to preserve memories which otherwise might have been washed away by the tides of time – so if you’re somebody who likes to record the things that happen to them, I suggest writing these things down as quickly as possible!

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Save the 231 Bus Service

Since 2011 I have been regularly riding the 231 bus service to ride from Corsham and into Bath, either for university, socialisation or for work. Today I was very shocked to find out that this service will be discontinued on the 24th of April. To me this seems like a terrible idea and I really hope that it will be reconsidered.

So that the people of Corsham still have a way to travel to Bath (and Chippenham) after First’ 231 services comes to an end, the X31 is set to replace it. The X31 is a more expensive service run by Faresaver (an ironically named rival to First) which is less regular and doesn’t start until later in the day than the 231 and also stops much earlier than the 231. So we’ll be paying more for a lesser service. What’s more is that Faresaver do not offer any kind of bus pass, so it also means prices will be higher because bus passes won’t be available. That’s not to mention that it’s going to be a lot more expensive to travel to places like Bristol, since you’d have to travel using two bus services and would be unable to use a single day ticket. For people who are already doing minimum wage jobs, this loss of money will be pretty significant.

In my case, losing out on the later bus services will have a terrible impact on my social life. I would be unable to stay in Bath and visit people as I had before, if the bus services ends at 6pm, as the x31 does. Socialisation is an extremely important thing which is not to be taken for granted and if it’s going to happen to me it’s going to happen to others too.

Let’s think of Corsham: it has no train station and, after this, it will have only the bare minimum when it comes to bus services. It’s not going to be appealing place to live for people without cars. I wonder how many people will move away? Corsham will become isolated. It needs this bus service to stay connected to the rest of the world. The 231 is a partially council funded service and they should make it a priority to increase its funding so that the service can continue.

In the run up to the election, Michelle Donelan (who is now our MP) made a big deal about pushing for a Corsham train station. Naturally, you would then assume that she considers it important for Corsham to be connected to other towns and cities via different forms of public transport. We’ve heard nothing about this since she won the election and, fair enough, she’s doubtlessly found herself with a lot of other things to focus on, but if she has any integrity and truly cares about Corsham transportation, she should be doing all she can to save the 231! Everyone would prefer higher fares than not having the service at all, so let her know how you feel: tweet @michelledonelan or email her at michelle.donelan.mp@parliament.uk. I have sent her a message, and will try to reach out to her in other ways as well and I hope you do too!

EDIT: Faresaver have contacted me to point out that they do offer bus passes. This was an oversight on my half. However, the point stands that it will be more expensive than it was with the 231 and that travel beyond Bath will still be a difficult.

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Mario Kart Wii

Mario Kart WiiMario Kart Wii is the sixth Mario Kart and a definite favourite of mine. I think it has the perfect combination of a good selection of characters and a great set of race tracks. A great starting point, if you’ve not tried Mario Kart before.

So let me tell you about the available characters. Right away you have Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad, Yoshi, Donkey Kong, Bowser, Wario, Waluigi, Baby Mario, Baby Luigi, Koopa Troopa and Baby Peach. This is quite a nice selection and it’s nice to see Baby Peach incorporated after her introduction in Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time. There are then thirteen characters to unlock too! I won’t say much, other than that, as a fan of Donkey Kong games I was very pleased, also your Mii is one of them, which is nice. I was a bit sad that ROB and Petey are not in this game though.

And what about the tracks? There are sixteen new ones and sixteen returning one. Of the new ones, I thought Wario’s Gold Mine (which has you racing through a mine), Mushroom Gorge (which has you bouncing on giant mushrooms) and Grumble Volcano (where you race around an erupting volcano) were three of the best. Pleasing returns include Ghost Valley 2 (from Super Mario Kart), Desert Hills (from Mario Kart DS) and DK’s Jungle Parkway (from Mario Kart 64). But, really, every track in this game is one I like a lot (although I’m not sure what DK Summit actually has to do with Donkey Kong.)

In terms of new features there’s quite a lot as well. For the first time, you can do races with up to twelve players! This makes things very hectic, especially with new items like the Mega Mushroom. Before the Nintendo Wi-Fi service was discontinued, it had a very fun online mode and they even produced several unique challenges for people to do. Also, for the first time, you can ride bikes instead of just karts – I could never get used to them, but they add some nice variety. Finally, as it is a Wii game, motion controls were added, so you can use the Wii Wheel and control the vehicle with a kind of steering wheel, but if you don’t like motion controls, regular options are available too. I don’t like the motion controls, but I know people who love them.

Overall though, as is always the case with these games, what I loved the most about it was the multiplayer mode. I have probably spent more time playing Mario Kart Wii’s multiplayer mode than that of any other game in the series. It’s just endlessly fun. It’s all very good, but the multiplayer is fantastic. Rating: 9.5/10

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