Assassin’s Creed II

After playing the first Assassin’s Creed game, I was a little reluctant to keep going with the series. I found it to be such a dreary game and I was concerned that the second game might be a similarly unenjoyable experience. But I pushed on, because I knew the series was really popular and several people had told me how good some of the later games were.

And you know what? I’m glad I kept going. I can honestly say that Assassin’s Creed II was a pretty darn good game. But what’s funny is that in a lot of ways, it’s very similar to the original – it just goes to show that with just a few small tweaks, a bad formula can become a good one.

The biggest (and best) difference, is that this game is much more story driven than its predecessor. While the first game only really used Desmond as a character to walk in and out of the Animus, there are some pretty dramatic developments on his end this time – to the extent that I often enjoyed playing as him just as much as I enjoyed playing as Ezio in the past. Although Ezio’s storyline was pretty great too. Especially the ending.

Ezio, by the way, replaced Altaïr as the primary protagonist. While Altaïr was a bit of a ‘blank slate’ character who never received any development and just followed his orders without us ever really getting any glimpse at who he was, Ezio is a real person with thoughts and feelings of his own. You see his family (you even see him being born!) and get to see his relationships grow with other characters – I particularly liked the friendship between him and Leonardo Da Vinci. Ezio is a man who finds himself caught up in the world of Assassins and Templars without knowing anything about them beforehand – making him a bit of a gateway character, which I think is needed in a game like this.

Since I actually cared about Ezio (unlike Altaïr) this gave me much more motivation to keep going through the game. But that’s just one of several things which made it much more appealing . You can now collect money from the guards you kill (meaning that when they endlessly fight you, it actually feels productive) and you then use this money to buy medicine, improve your armour or purchase new weapons. They’re just small additions, but it means even if you don’t really progress the story when you play, you can feel like you did something worthwhile (rather than just wandering around and fighting pointlessly).

Another positive was changing the setting to Italy. The environments felt atmospheric and were kind of beautiful. The green open countryside that you sometimes walk (or rode your horse) through was easy on the eyes and it was a significant improvement over the dusty old cities of the Holy Land that Altaïr had to explore.

Overall, this is a pretty solid game and if you’re interested in getting into the Assassin’s Creed games, I recommend starting here over the first game. You really don’t miss much by skipping over it – except from perhaps a few hours of boredom. This will be a much better first impression for a series which is well worth playing.

Rating: 8.9/10

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Easing the Reigns After Eight Years

For eight years I agonised over making sure this blog was regularly updated every week. I’d stay up much later than planned to write a short little post – once or twice, I even got myself out of bed just as I was drifting to sleep so that I could write a blog post which I’d forgotten to do. But over the last month or so, I’ve decided to ease the reigns a little bit.

Monday, Wednesday and Friday are the Trusty Water Blog update days and I’ll always endeavour to get a new post up on those days… but if I don’t, it’s no big deal. I came to realise that forcing myself to write something under any circumstances was probably a bit unhealthy. Writing is my passion – of course I love doing it. But I don’t force myself to do the other things I love even when I don’t want to.

So I do apologise for the fact that I have missed a few update days in the past few weeks and I apologise in advance for the update days in the near future that I will inevitably miss. Perhaps this means the quality of these blog posts will improve? Who knows? I’ve just decided to adapt my approach to something that’s more comfortable for me.

I think that if a writer turns their writing into a chore, it will inevitably become less good – and I do believe that updating the blog occasionally felt like a chore, so that needed to change. I’m sure there won’t be any significant change in output from me, but as this attitude is quite different to the one I had before, I felt it was worth writing.

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Super Mario reviews:

The many appearances of Nintendo’s iconic platforming star: Mario (and his friends).
YearGameScore
1981Donkey Kong ¹6/10
1982Donkey Kong (Game & Watch) ²5.5/10
1982Donkey Kong Jr. ³5.9/10
1982Donkey Kong Jr. (Game & Watch) ⁴7.5/10
1983Donkey Kong II6/10
1983Mario Bros. (Game & Watch)7.9/10
1983Mario Bros.6/10
1985Super Mario Bros.6.5/10
1986The Legend of Zelda8.6/10
1986Super Mario Bros. 2 (The Lost Levels)7.6/10
1987Super Mario Bros. (Game & Watch)6.1/10
1987Mike Tyson’s Punch Out!!8.1/10
1988Donkey Kong Classics6/10
1988Super Mario Bros. 28/10
1988Super Mario Bros. 39.4/10
1989Super Mario Land7/10
1989Tetris
9.4/10
1990Dr. Mario7/10
1990Punch-Out!! ¹⁰8.1/10
1990Super Mario World9.2/10
1991The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past ¹¹ 9.2/10
1992Super Mario Kart8.5/10
1992Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins6.7/10
1993The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening ¹²9.3/10
1994Wario Land: Super Mario Land 38.9/10
1994Wario’s Woods ¹³9/10
1994Donkey Kong (Game Boy) ¹⁴8.5/10
1995Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island8.8/10
1995Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy’s Kong Quest ¹⁵10/10
1996Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars9.4/10
1996Kirby Super Star ¹⁶9.1/10
1996Super Mario 649/10
1996Donkey Kong Land 2 ¹⁷9.3/10
1996Mario Kart 647.5/10
1997Game & Watch Gallery ¹⁸8.3/10
1997Yoshi’s Story ¹⁹8.1/10
1998Mario Party9.5/10
1999Super Smash Bros. ²⁰6/10
1999Mario Golf8/10
1999Donkey Kong 64 ²¹9.8/10
2000Mario Tennis9.1/10
2000Paper Mario9.3/10
2001The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons ²²9.1/10
2001The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages ²³7.9/10
2001Mario Kart: Super Circuit8.7/10
2001Luigi’s Mansion8.9/10
2001Super Smash Bros. Melee ²⁴9.5/10
2002Super Mario Sunshine9/10
2002Animal Crossing ²⁵9.4/10
2003WarioWare, Inc.: Minigame Mania ²⁶8.9/10
2003Mario Kart: Double Dash!!6.5/10
2003Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga8.5/10
2003Donkey Konga ²⁷7.9/10
2004Mario vs. Donkey Kong6/10
2004Donkey Kong Country 2 (Game Boy Advance) ²⁸9.7/10
2004Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door9.5/10
2004WarioWare: Twisted! ²⁹ 9.3/10
2004Super Mario 64 DS9.3/10
2004Yoshi’s Universal Gravitation ³⁰5.6/10
2005Mario Kart DS9.5/10
2006Game & Watch Collection ³¹8/10
2006Tetris DS ³²9.4/10
2006New Super Mario Bros.9/10
2006Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis8.6/10
2006Wii Shop Channel ³³N/A
2007Super Paper Mario9.5/10
2007Super Mario Galaxy9.2/10
2008Super Smash Bros. Brawl ³⁴9.5/10
2008Mario Kart Wii9.5/10
2009PiCOPiCT ³⁵N/A
2009Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Minis March Again!8.5/10
2009New Super Mario Bros. Wii9.1/10
2010Super Mario Galaxy 29/10
2010Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem!8.8/10
2011Puzzle Swap ³⁶7/10
2011Super Mario 3D Land9/10
2011Mario Kart 79.3/10
2012New Super Mario Bros. 28.6/10
2012Animal Crossing: New Leaf ³⁷9.5/10
2012Nintendo Land ³⁸8.7/10
2012New Super Mario Bros. U8/10
2013Mario and Donkey Kong: Minis on the Move8.8/10
2013New Super Luigi U8.7/10
2013Super Mario 3D World9.2/10
2013NES Remix ³⁹8.3/10
2014Mario Kart 89.6/10
2014Hyrule Warriors ⁴⁰9.4/10
2014Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS ⁴¹8.9/10
2014Bayonetta ⁴²8.8/10
2014Super Smash Bros. for Wii U ⁴³6.4/10
2015Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Tipping Stars9.1/10
2015StreetPass Fishing ⁴⁴8.3/10
2015Yoshi’s Woolly World ⁴⁵8.3/10
2015Super Mario Maker9.4/10
2016Minecraft ⁴⁶10/10
2016Super Mario Maker for Nintendo 3DS8.8/10
2016Super Mario Run6/10
2017Super Mario Odyssey9.8/10

Parent Series:

Spin-offs:

Connected Series:

Footnotes:

  1. Mario makes his debut is the game’s protagonist.
  2. Mario is the game’s protagonist.
  3. Mario is the game’s villain.
  4. Mario is the game’s villain.
  5. Mario is the game’s villain.
  6. A kind of Piranha Plants called Manhandlas appear as enemies.
  7. Mario appears as a non-playable character.
  8. This game contains ports of Donkey Kong and Donkey Kong Jr.
  9. Mario and Luigi appear in the game’s multiplayer mode.
  10. Mario appears as a non-playable character.
  11. Chain Chomps appear as enemies.
  12. Various creatures from the Mushroom Kingdom appear as enemies and non-playable characters.
  13. Toad is the game’s playable character.
  14. Mario is the game’s playable character.
  15. Mario has a minor cameo as one of Cranky Kong’s Video Game Heroes.
  16. Mario, Luigi, Toad and Birdo can be seen in the crowd whenever there is an audience.
  17. Mario has a minor cameo at the end of the game as a Video Game Hero.
  18. The game features remakes of Game & Watch titles which all now include various characters from the series.
  19. Bowser (as a baby) is the game’s primary antagonist.
  20. Mario and Luigi are playable and there are a couple of stages based on the series.
  21. A port of Donkey Kong can be played.
  22. Manhandlas, Thwomps and other creatures from the series appear.
  23. Cheep-Cheeps appear as enemies.
  24. Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser and Dr. Mario are playable and there are several stages based on the series.
  25. NES games featuring characters from the series are unlockable, such as Donkey Kong.
  26. Mario and other characters make various cameos in different microgames.
  27. Mario has a minor appearance on some of the game’s menus, music from the series can also be unlocked.
  28. Mario reprises his minor cameo as one of Cranky Kong’s Video Game Heroes.
  29. Mario and other characters make various cameos in different microgames.
  30. Bowser is the game’s main villain.
  31. A playable port of the Game & Watch Donkey Kong (which features Mario) is included.
  32. Mario and other characters from the series appear in various game modes.
  33. Mario and Luigi appear and are partially playable on the game’s download screen.
  34. Mario, Luigi, Bowser and Peach are playable an there are several stages based on the series.
  35. Mario (and other characters) appear once certain levels are beaten.
  36. Super Mario characters appear in numerous puzzles.
  37. Piranha Plants and Bullet Bills appear with certain pieces of furniture.
  38. Two new games, Mario Chase and Luigi’s Ghost Mansion, are included.
  39. Various characters from their series appear in their NES forms and are “remixed” into new scenarios.
  40. Manhandlas appear as enemies and Chain Chomps can be used as weapons.
  41. Various characters from the series are playable and there are several stages based on it too.
  42. Bowser appears as part of some of Bayonett’s attacks. (Wii U version only.)
  43. Cheep Cheeps and Bloopers appear as fishes which can be caught.
  44. Bowser appears as a baby.
  45. Characters from the series are playable in the Wii U and Nintendo Switch versions of the game and can be encountered online in all console versions.
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Big Little Lies by Liane Moriarty

This is a book I read after being recommended it by a friend. I went in knowing nothing – literally nothing, about what it was about. The only clue I had was the title. I’m pleased I did though, because I was delightfully surprised by everything I read.

Right at the start, there’s a murder. You don’t know who was murdered, who the murderer was or what their motive was, you just know that a murder happens at a certain place at a certain time. Then the story jumps back in time several months and introduces us to the characters who live in that area – a group of mothers whose young children go to the same school.

There are many tensions and rivalries between different people for different reasons and it’s all a little silly at times – as, I think, it’s supposed to be, but then at the end of every chapter there’s a statement about the murder which is going to take place and all of a sudden a dark shadow is cast across everything. I worried, not only about who would be murdered, but who would throw their own life away by killing someone, because I was very fond of all of them.

The book is full of interesting and well developed characters, but my two favourites were two women named Jane and Madeline. Jane is a quiet, single mother who seems to have something tragic in her past, while Madeline is a loud, boisterous woman who loves to gossip and get involved in other people’s affairs. The friendship which grows between these two very different people is really nice and though Madeline feels a bit ‘much’ at first, I found my opinion of her becoming a lot more positive over time.

Beyond all the friendships and dramas, the book does deal with some pretty serious issues. Abuse, domestic violence, mental health, body image and even sexual violence. At times, the novel became rather distressing, but I really appreciated the way that these issues were handled in a healthy and progressive way. Though disturbing to read, they’ll do a lot to help raise awareness.

I think this is a book that just about anybody would enjoy, so if you’re looking for a book suggestion, you should definitely give this a go. It was a book that was had to put down. The chapters were never excessively long and when I got to the end of each chapter, I thought to myself “just one more won’t hurt” and if there’s any sign of a good book, I think this is it.

Rating: 9.4/10

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Living Together

About three months ago, I moved to Bath (as I had always wanted to) and started living with my friend Sophie). I used to think that living alone would always be the best living arrangement, but I really like living Sophie and am glad that I do not live alone.

There is, however, one aspect of it which I hadn’t foreseen. Friends of mine will know that when it comes to say goodbye, I’m bad at stopping the conversation. I draw it out and have very long goodbye speeches before I go. Inevitably, I’ll have a bus or train to catch and then I’ll have to dash off to avoid missing it (which I never do).

But living with a friend means I have no reason to stop. Sophie and I can just end up talking for hours. One time even until 4am! On the one hand it’s excellent. I love it. On the other, I can sometimes by quite shocked at how much time has passed.

I suppose a good analogy is a bowl of crisps at a party. You sit near it, you take one. You think you’ll only have a few. You have one more. One more. Before you know it the whole bowl is gone. That – except with conversation. You may feel a bit guilty that the bowl is empty, but you enjoyed every second you spent eating those crisps.

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Trying Delicious New Foods and Making People Hate You

Earlier this week, I went to London with my friend Rory in order to visit my friend Mairi. The three of us had a delightful time (or, I did at least, I assume they did too) and other than enjoying the company of two of my very best friends, my favourite part of the day was probably trying some new delicious foods.

We had a nice lunch at Camden Market, a place which has lots of options for food which I don’t commonly encounter. Rory decided that we could try Peruvian food and I’m very glad that he did, because it just so happened to be a very delicious cuisine indeed.

We both had an ‘Inka Box’ which is a kind of salad made up of black beans, spinach, red onions, peppers, rice and, most excitingly plantains. I’d never heard of these before, but they’re the savoury sibling of bananas – I certainly hope that I will have plenty of opportunities to eat them again in future. Of course, my food also came with a generous helping of hot chilli sauce.

What was especially interesting to me was that they sold Inka-Cola – the Peruvian alternative to Coca-Cola. I’m not exactly fond of Coca-Cola and tend to avoid drinking it because I rather dislike the taste (the sugar free versions are pretty good though) but Inka-Cola was amazing. A much nicer taste and it has a pleasant creaminess to it as well. I can only imagine how nice a diet variation would be.

But, of course, you can’t eat delicious savoury food without following it up with delicious sweet food. Shortly after, we got some liquid nitrogen ice cream. It was much smoother than normal ice cream and I loved everything about it. Mairi got honeycombs with hers and then let me have some too and I liked them very much.

Anyway, after a fun day out in London, Rory and I were riding home on the train. The whole time we were engaged in lively conversation – joking around, laughing and generally passing the time as effectively as possible. That was all well and good, but when I got off, I realised we had been in the quiet carriage, so I imagine that all those people hated us – but at least our own stomachs did not.

You may wonder why this post isn’t accompanied with any images of the food I ate. Well, the reason is that when delicious food is in front of me, I can’t gather my sense enough to not immediately eat it. You wouldn’t expect a dog, for example, to stop and photograph its food before eating, would you? No

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StreetPass Quest II

I always appreciated that the 3DS came with a number of free games. SteetPass Quest was one of my favourites and I was very pleased when Nintendo went ahead and added a sequel for free via a software update!

Functionally, it’s very similar to the first game – you recruit the Miis of people you have StreetPassed so that you can use them in a miniature RPG quest. But this time, things have been enhanced. This time there are branching paths, which gives the game much more depth and provides a strong incentive for replaying it afterwards. Different paths will bring you to different enemies, different hazards and different hats for your Miis to unlock.

One new feature I was particularly pleased about is the ability to hire Miis that you’ve StreetPassed before – not only does this give you the option to use your friends’ Miis every time you play, but it also means that if you need a Mii of a certain colour to use a specific type of magic (e.g. a white Mii to vanquish darkness or a blue Mii to put out fire) you don’t just have to wait until you StreetPass somebody who happens to have one in that colour (or to keep hiring wanderers until you get the right colour.)

One thing that is a bit strange though is the fact that your Mii has a son and daughter – both who look exactly the same as them, other than their hairstyle. As well as being king and having children, to what extent is my Mii actually ‘me’ anymore? It’s an interesting, if strange, way to use Mii characters.

Overall, I also think there’s just a nicer level of presentation to this game. The animations look smoother, the monsters look better and I feel that more effort was put into this game. Obviously it’s still a small, novelty game, but it’s a good improvement over its predecessor.

Rating: 6.7/10

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Matt Baume’s Culture Cruise

I recently came across a really interesting YouTube series (Matt Baume’s Culture Cruise) which analyses the representation of LGBT people in TV shows over the last few decades. Here’s my favourite one so far, based on an episode of Frasier:

The videos area really well made and Matt Baume clearly knows the shows he’s discussing really well, while also having a strong awareness of LGBT history and what was happening when the different shows aired. He speaks about the subject in a fair and considered way – I find him easy and engaging to listen to. Click here if you’d like to see a full playlist. Other episodes I’ve watched spoke about The Simpsons and Quantum Leap – have a look at the playlist as I’m sure you’ll find something you’ve watched on there. They’re such good videos that I just wanted to help them reach as many people as possible!

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Doctor Who: Cat’s Cradle: Witch Mark by Andrew Hunt

The Cat’s Cradle story arc in the Doctor Who New Adventures is nowhere near as cohesive as the Timewrym one. They all deal with the TARDIS being damaged (which happens in Time’s Crucible) but are otherwise not connected – so don’t be put off of reading this if you’ve not read the others, as it is essentially self-contained.

The first book was very much tied into the mythology of the Doctor Who series and something I found quite boring (despite loving the mythology). The second book took the Doctor and Ace on an adventure very different to any they’d been on before – it was a very dark and experimental. The third, meanwhile, feels much more like the kind of Doctor Who story you’d find on television – only if it were a little more adult. And I don’t mean to imply it feels like something we’ve seen before. What I mean is that this feels like a good, new episode of the show.

I may not have enjoyed it quite as much as the second Cat’s Cradle book, but I have to say that this is a pretty solid Doctor Who adventure. The Doctor and Ace arrive in Wales and find that there have been sightings of mythological creatures in the area – sightings which are being covered up. Their paths cross with a couple of American backpackers called Jack and David (whose portions of the story I enjoyed just as much as the Doctor and Ace’s) and I think Andrew Hunt has done an especially good job of not depending too much on the character who we have already been endeared to. Even if this was just a novel about Jack and David, I think I’d have loved it.

The story ends with a satisfying twist which I appreciated very much. It’s a book which wonderfully blends together sci-fi and fantasy – and also realistic day to day life in small rural towns. It’s expertly written and I always found myself excited to read the next chapter. One criticism I have is that there is one particularly strange scene which is never explained – perhaps it will be picked up on in a later novel, but at the moment it just feels like a plot hole. Ignoring that, it’s a pretty good read indeed.

Rating: 8.4/10

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Unofficial Chinese Pokémon Cards

A few weeks ago, I was blessed with a rare visit from my world travelling friend, Tulin. Together with my housemate Sophie, we went to get some delicious food and had an all-round lovely evening.

Not only was her company appreciated, but so too were the gifts that she brought me, including, most interestingly, some unofficial Chinese Pokémon cards. Here’s a quick look at all of them:

I know the quality of the photo may not be perfect (it took a couple of attempts) but I have to say that I really admire the quality of the cards. Though the art style doesn’t quite match up with what you’d get in official packs, I do like that they have their own aesthetic. My favourite ones from these are Darkrai, Aerodactyl and Geodude. It was a really nice gift and a glimpse at something I’d otherwise never have encountered. I shall keep them safe.

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